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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by mrking3(m): 12:12pm On May 31, 2015
Unseen:


When issues like this is up. Check the posters history. Not just pictures but previous topics and post.

Oya. Give am job na. While fault my opinion
I took out time to go through his post history on Nairaland! Just realised we've been fooled by this criminal. This is someone that told us point blank that he barely feed nor clothe himself. See how he's looking flambouyant on that pic? Same dude told us how he has passed out for over four years without job! And yet on one thread he's just about to go for Nysc this year! On another thread he mentioned how a barber spoilt his hair style and he's forced to go to work with it like that! Also mentioned about his mum and wife in another different thread! Pls guys should take note of this criminals on nairaland.

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Unseen(m): 12:21pm On May 31, 2015
mrking3:
I took out time to go through his post history on Nairaland! Just realised we've been fooled by this criminal. This is someone that told us point blank that he barely feed nor clothe himself. See how he's looking flambouyant on that pic? Same dude told us how he has passed out for over four years without job! And yet on one thread he's just about to go for Nysc this year! On another thread he mentioned how a barber spoilt his hair style and he's forced to go to work with it like that! Also mentioned about his mum and wife in another different thread! Pls guys should take note of this criminals on nairaland.

Below is a post on May 5th 2015 by the poster that claims to have graduated 4 years ago without job. Here he is a corp member.

Kio67:
Guys guys plz help..wen I registered for nysc batch c novemba 2014 my date of birth changed from 07/06/1990 to 01/06/1990...wen I hed of how to change it correctly it was alredy late.Now I waited 4 dis may batch wich I got a confirmation that my name wz sent bt wen I check d senate list till 2day der kip sayin no record found n as it sounds I wil miss dis batch.So plz wat cud b d problem and how do I go abt solving it? Urgent ansa plz cz am being frustrated somuch

Another post below were he is married

Kio67:
I do it too..my wife doesn't like it cz she knws I wil spend mor dan an hour in der...she wil just bust in n demands fr d phone.Chattin der dey swiiiit...dts d only place I hv a fun filled chat...only wen am in d rest room


Another post were a barber spoil his hair cut and he has to wear faz cap to work......
Meanwhile remember he's jobless

Kio67:
I went to cut my hair this early morning..yeah he gave me my normal low cut.After he asked me if its okay I told him to trim it a little bit.Immidiately the clipper touched my hair...Zaaaaaah!!!!! Very Lower than suppose.Before I extremely got angry I asked him...Was it because of the wrestling showing on TV or was it because of the scream from your customer when john cena smacked two people at thesame time? His apology made me more angry to the extent I told him to make it bald because there's no way he can shape it yet it wil stil look bald.Christ,this guy spoilt my hair and my day.I will be wearing face cap to work until my hair grows back.Am still ANGRY!!!! Share your experience

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by scarplanet(m): 12:30pm On May 31, 2015
Op, I guess you might as well commit suicide afterall
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by BOWOTO(m): 12:34pm On May 31, 2015
MacMaster01:
Op please send ur acct no let me see if I can send u something, at least to hold ur self for now
God bless you.

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Nobody: 12:43pm On May 31, 2015
You want to kill yourself? Go ahead, I would even suggest hanging cos its more efficient.

Arrant nonsense!

Where did you get the money you used to subscribe and post this rubbish here?

When you were in school, didn't you have friends? Friends that may be employed or are business inclined now.

You have submitted over 1000 CVs, have you stopped to think that there's something that's not where it should be?

You're posting rubbish on nairaland, do you know how many people, even worse than you, have gotten jobs on nairaland?


Do you even have any talent?


If you could train yourself through school, what stops you from sustaining yourself now that you're out of school?

My friend, I won't sympathize with you. You want to kill yourself? Go ahead. Fool!

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by UniqueHomes(m): 12:52pm On May 31, 2015
Yo have unlimited options but the truth is that you fail to identify them. Its the least of them all yo have decided to choose. Consider the option of creating a job for yourself. Must you work for someone? The effort needed to search for a job is the same effort needed to seek for customers. Don't waste your effort looking for a job when you can create one for yourself and be successful at it. Out of your 1007 application you may have landed a big contract if you invested the time in a business. Suicide os never an option for winners. Its for losers!
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Nobody: 12:56pm On May 31, 2015
After reading some of your previous post..


Ill advice you make it quick. Dont waste time, you know time waits for no man. We need less cowards in this world, and the world won't miss you, because you have not contributed anything to it.

Please dont quote me. I didnt type dis. My keyboard is probably malfunctioning
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by sassygal(f): 12:57pm On May 31, 2015
MacMaster01:
Op please send ur acct no let me see if I can send u something, at least to hold ur self for now


I really hope you realised the op is a scam artist before u sent something.

I realized the trend for jobless loafers these days is to prey on emotions of nairalanders by creating seemingly touching posts in order to dupe. God help them

Kio67, I pray you never get to a point where you will contemplate suicide in actuality.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Polithiefcian(m): 1:16pm On May 31, 2015
mrking3:
honestly! your excuse is still unacceptable! I'm
pretty sure every other Graduate without connection
and family support passed through same thing you
are facing right now. Even with a clean 2.1 I still
didn't get a job as quick as I thought. So afterwards,
went for a marketing job of 18k. While on the job, I
kept on dropping my cvs and talking to people I met
both in churches, mosque, market place and
everywhere I go to. This was how I just received a
call for an interview for a sales job with flour mills
of Nigeria Plc. I got that job without. Driver's licence.
So I talked to my Area sales manager about the
difficulty I'm faced with. No money for Transport,
No drivers licence! That's how he gave me 30k to do
my licence and use the rest for Tfare! Bros with
determination, nothing is impossible! Today, I have
a good job by the Grace of God! Simply because I
took a very important step back then. And one thing
you should know is this, if you have 2.1 and not
within the Age bracket of 24-26 your degree is
practiacally useless in present day Nigeria. This is
because most reputable firms like kpmg, pwc, uacn,
glaxosmith, and their likes go for minimum of 2.1
and age 26 or less as their preffered candidates for
graduate trainee jobs! Even most banks to don't go
for anything higher! Except you're putting in for
Experience Higher or as Contract staff. So Age
difference was practically responsible why I couldn't
get a good job after Nysc cos I was 27 when I passed
out and didn't forge my waec because of the DOB on
it. My brother, I'm saying all this just to encourage
you! I don't like sharing my privacy on social media
but to inspire somebody somewhere! I'm equally an
opharn like you! But didn't want to live on self pity!
Coz I know a lot of people has also passed through
the hell I think I passed or passing through!
Between, don't be proud to accept monetary offer to
anyone that offers to assist. Someone asked you to
drop your acct details only for you to tell him you
don't need it. That shows you're comfortable at the
moment. Even if its 1k its something! Can still go a
long way to by Recharge card or something else. Is it
not money you'll use to do the driver's licencen you
talked about? Secondly! I think my firm is recruiting
drivers now! The basic pay 40k, Transport 13k, over
time varies! Can be up to 15k so sum it up! That's
your monthly pay as a driver working with a Sales
Rep on Brand new Hilux van. If you're interested
drop your email. So I can reply you then tell you the
name of the firm I work with. Its an FMCG coy! Takia!


hey Nairalanders! Pls go through this guy's profile on Nairaland. Check his pics, Post and comments then come back and tell us your observation! Looks like I've been wasting my MB on this thread! Next time when a frustrated criminal comes here to seek for help! I would gladly ask the person to go ahead to commit suicide. Nigeria is already over populated! God help the Op! I pray he proves me wrong. This guy is yet to go for his NYSC sef! www.nairaland.com/kio67/posts check out all his post and comments pls!! Let me stop here!


Sent u a PM
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Nobody: 1:25pm On May 31, 2015
Let me try to reason from the OP's perspective.

It's actually possible to have a wife( not necessarily legal), jobless for four years and also be a Corp member. No?
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by femo86(m): 1:26pm On May 31, 2015
@Op make it fast abeg....attention seeking dude.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Nobody: 1:38pm On May 31, 2015
I just wonder what Nigerian youths gain from telling lies....@op you are a very big fool who is so full of lies n shit!!!!
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by heneversleep: 1:38pm On May 31, 2015
mrking3:
I took out time to go through his post history on Nairaland! Just realised we've been fooled by this criminal. This is someone that told us point blank that he barely feed nor clothe himself. See how he's looking flambouyant on that pic? Same dude told us how he has passed out for over four years without job! And yet on one thread he's just about to go for Nysc this year! On another thread he mentioned how a barber spoilt his hair style and he's forced to go to work with it like that! Also mentioned about his mum and wife in another different thread! Pls guys should take note of this criminals on nairaland.
Actually was about to comment on the thread yesterday but something told me to check on his profile. Checked, and saw that some of his posts were useless, irrelevant and incoherent. Someone even asked him the meaning of PAE and if he has written any job tests/ interview but he ignored that question. Hope anyone hasn't sent him money yet? please hold your money. Criminals always playing on good people's emotion.

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by fbtowner(m): 1:40pm On May 31, 2015
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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Gboliwe: 2:00pm On May 31, 2015
sassygal:



I really hope you realised the op is a scam artist before u sent something.

I realized the trend for jobless loafers these days is to prey on emotions of nairalanders by creating seemingly touching posts in order to dupe. God help them

Kio67, I pray you never get to a point where you will contemplate suicide in actuality.

Chai! I must admit I fell for this. shocked shocked shocked shocked You won't believe how my mind has been running on how to help this man. Chai Chai Chai there is God ooooooooo
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by AXYZ: 2:04pm On May 31, 2015
Unseen:
Below is a post on May 5th 2015 by the poster that claims to have graduated 4 years ago without job. Here he is a corp member.



Another post below were he is married




Another post were a barber spoil his hair cut and he has to wear faz cap to work......
Meanwhile remember he's jobless



While one can not totally rule out the possibilities as you have highlighted, some of us due to joblessness fabricate and personify stories so as to get comments/front page. They may not actually be true. I have done it before on this forum, perhaps with another ID. All I can say is that, it's well.

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by An0nimus: 2:09pm On May 31, 2015
Trolls will be trolls. It's good to always do some background check.
@OP Pray for forgiveness.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by An0nimus: 2:13pm On May 31, 2015
AXYZ:


While one can not totally rule out the possibilities as you have highlighted, some of us due to joblessness fabricate and personify stories so as to get comments/front page. They may not actually be true. I have done it before on this forum, perhaps with another ID. All I can say is that, it's well.

Sorry to say but that's an abysmal low for a job seeker. There're other things one can do that doesn't involve cooking up lies.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Femidigirits: 2:40pm On May 31, 2015
This is one reason I like this forum, you cannot fool everyone with a scam. So many voluntary detectives.
Yeap, I was fooled by the OP too, he made me feel sad for not having enough cash to spare.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 31, 2015
please try and attend a deliverance service it will help you, you never can tell where your problem is coming from, pls MFM OR REDEEM CHURCH WILL HELP YOU.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Caracta(f): 2:52pm On May 31, 2015
Gboliwe:


Chai! I must admit I fell for this. shocked shocked shocked shocked You won't believe how my mind has been running on how to help this man. Chai Chai Chai there is God ooooooooo

I almost fell too. But I have this habit of doing background checks. I fear Nairalanders.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Gboliwe: 3:27pm On May 31, 2015
Caracta:


I almost fell too. But I have this habit of doing background checks. I fear Nairalanders.

Seriously, I will cultivate that habit. This one has thought me a lesson

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by tayoccu(m): 3:31pm On May 31, 2015
Kio67:
Monday has made it 1007 applications and Cvs I have submitted to various companies.I have submitted online, offline, hard and soft copies but yet no job for the past 4 years. The worst is that am an orphan and no one is willing to help. I don't have uncles or connections to rely on. I trained myself in school which is unizik with a 2.1(PAE) but yet no job. I barely eat nor clothe myself. Matter of fact, am a living bone and suicide is my only option. Am already a living dead. If there's somone out there that can give me breathe again please come to my rescue.

guy you wan Commit Suicide? don't be selfish! Why Kill Yourself When So Many People Are Looking For Who To Use For Money Rituals? donate yourself to their cause. iskanchi!!!

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by scarplanet(m): 3:36pm On May 31, 2015
The fool's details;
Full name: Chukwudozie Ifeanyi kelvin
Hometown: Ihiala
He studied Accountancy from Unizik.

I am still digging, hoping to get his phone number. You had better pray fervently I don't get your phone number. Stupid scammers like you need to be taught a little lesson

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Iamoilprince(m): 4:12pm On May 31, 2015
Op doesnt knw their is power in tongue. Pls dnt blame anybody wen u stare expereiencing same thing u wrote
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Gboliwe: 4:17pm On May 31, 2015
tayoccu:


guy you wan Commit Suicide? don't be selfish! Why Kill Yourself When So Many People Are Looking For Who To Use For Money Rituals? donate yourself to their cause. iskanchi!!!

Wicked!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Gboliwe: 4:17pm On May 31, 2015
Iamoilprince:
Op doesnt knw their is power in tongue. Pls dnt blame anybody wen u stare expereiencing same thing u wrote

Don't mind him
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:23pm On May 31, 2015
Kio67:
Monday has made it 1007 applications and Cvs I have submitted to various companies.I have submitted online, offline, hard and soft copies but yet no job for the past 4 years. The worst is that am an orphan and no one is willing to help. I don't have uncles or connections to rely on. I trained myself in school which is unizik with a 2.1(PAE) but yet no job. I barely eat nor clothe myself. Matter of fact, am a living bone and suicide is my only option. Am already a living dead. If there's somone out there that can give me breathe again please come to my rescue.

You can kill yourself if you like.

Or you can register on Elance.com, UpWork.com or Freelancer.com and bid on tasks, right now.

I don't know what skills you currently have, but bad as e bad, you fit start from something small like Data Entry.

You can learn lots of new skills online.

People, from all over the world, are posting tasks as you read this.

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by TheDauraMallam: 4:26pm On May 31, 2015
Kio67:
Monday has made it 1007 applications and Cvs I have submitted to various companies.I have submitted online, offline, hard and soft copies but yet no job for the past 4 years. The worst is that am an orphan and no one is willing to help. I don't have uncles or connections to rely on. I trained myself in school which is unizik with a 2.1(PAE) but yet no job. I barely eat nor clothe myself. Matter of fact, am a living bone and suicide is my only option. Am already a living dead. If there's somone out there that can give me breathe again please come to my rescue.

How old are you? Where are you based?

Hola back.
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by sassygal(f): 4:31pm On May 31, 2015
Kio67:
Here's my account number..Onwuga kelvin..2008638669...zenith bank. Please I need a job. Help me with a job. I need a job

he even had effrontery to drop account details
Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by sassygal(f): 4:31pm On May 31, 2015
TheDauraMallam:

How old are you? Where are you based?
Hola back.
this is a scam, don't fall for it

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Re: Suicide Is The Next And Only Option by Nobody: 4:39pm On May 31, 2015
sassygal:


this is a scam, don't fall for it

How did you know it's a scam? Are you saying it's impossible for one to be a corper, to have been job hunting for four years and to have a wife?

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