GeneralQuamdeen:
Na so, it's better to spend #50 on CD than to spend #100000 on an unwanted naming ceremony.

ben1daEbiri:
she was o...at first i been think sey na joke,i had to make unnecessary expenses becos conji no gree me buy condom,now i've learnt my lesson:always have a condom in ur room!

MizMyColi:


You and Truckpusher need to repent!

And Stay Repented

Truckpusher:
Repent from what?

Oya Chop Kiss Jarey

You don too frown face today

Truckpusher:
Nah, but toto fit land you for better gbese o.

Caseless:
sis, i've repented since. Na truckpusher wan spoil me.

Caseless:
na true. That thing too get wahala

MizMyColi:


Oya Chop Kiss Jarey

You don too frown face today

Caseless:
this got me laughing. Who wan organize or pay for a naming ceremony in such a situation? You know say problems go first dey, so u wont be thinking of naming ceremomy.

ben1daEbiri:
she was o...at first i been think sey na joke,i had to make unnecessary expenses becos conji no gree me buy condom,now i've learnt my lesson:always have a condom in ur room!

GeneralQuamdeen:
Na so, it's better to spend #50 on CD than to spend #100000 on an unwanted naming ceremony.

ben1daEbiri:
she was o...at first i been think sey na joke,i had to make unnecessary expenses becos conji no gree me buy condom,now i've learnt my lesson:always have a condom in ur room!

MizMyColi:


In that case, you need to re-repent.

pweetybhy:
Smiles

classicB:
My boyfriend just told me he feel irritated by girls that are ON I dnt just get why guys are like that. It's normal to be ON and there is nothing special or irritating about it.
Guys should learn to show love to their girls during this period, especially of she us the type that experience extreme abdominal pain.

kilode100:


I can disvirgin you,... Just say the word!!

Poor you!!! You must ve been wañking away...

Truckpusher:
Frown face ke.

Caseless:
truckpusher is popular among ladies for using the line in bold. pls, beg God to switch to startimes or watch us on DSTV .
When I see that thick blood *demonstrates sign of cross * I run away forever.
Women are just overrated- nothing is pure about them.

GeneralQuamdeen:
in summary now, you've promoted from Man to Father. in summary now, you've promoted from Man to Father.

Truckpusher:
Not me, maybe caseless that useless boy

ben1daEbiri:
no...i "crushed the competion"

Beamborla:

Everything about us is pure

And he exposed truckpusher

The blood irritates you because of where it's coming out from yet that is exactly what you run after in a lady...smh

GeneralQuamdeen:
What?? Can you tell me what that means?

ben1daEbiri:
i'll be 20 come november and still a JAMBITE (waiting for postutme) and a future as bright as the sun and you want me to keep it? No na,and besides i'm not financially buoyant...it was barely 1month (she was too naîve and didn't even know she was pregnant) so i had to....i already asked God for forgiveness!

Beamborla:


How many times do I have to tell you that those two are only making out in a weird but romantic way

MaxNaija:
This article is for guys who find it difficult to get along with a lady during her period. Ladies want care and love during this unpleasant period. If you are a guy, this is the time you have to show her more love and care, don't be harsh on her and most importantly, know your choice of words.

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In this article Maxnaija.com will be giving you a list of 5 things you should never tell a lady during her period.

1. What's Wrong: Really? do you need to ask that? Obviously she is having her period and its painful, makes her cranky and ohh! so bloated. She is just not very comfortable and that doesn't mean you will keep asking what's wrong. Just try and 'empathize' with her.

2. "You look tired" : Of cos, she is. She doesn't just look tired she is really tired... You don't expect to be active and strong a usual. Bleeding buckets and those killer cramps accompanied with excruciating back ache is bound to show on her face.

3. "Let's go party; it will make you feel better!" : whoa!! You must be crazy to think like that. With that swollen tummy and painful back, you don't expect her to wear fancy dresses and high heels.

4. "I guess we should talk later, after your period is over": You Should never ever think of saying this, did you just mean that when she's having her period she looses value?. There are things you say which she can easily forget, but not this. Never make her feel rejected.

5. " Sorry, but I am irritated by the sight of blood.": No way and no way will you ever say that to a woman. She doesn't get her period by choice and this time of the month all she needs is your tender love and care. Trust us by saying this you will only rub her the wrong way. Even if you hate the sight of blood, you don't have to make it that obvious to her.

P.s (Please men for a while please keep all your opinions to yourself. With the above listed words from Maxnaija.com, try to avoid these words no matter what and you'll be grateful you did!)

Source: http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/06/5-things-you-should-never-say-to-woman.html
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