Disclaimer : The post you are about to read is not funny. Walahi am serious. I know you wont believe it. Tooto ko dun se. The tin na sometin wey you go don see before....ok continuu reading nigba naa
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Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer
request you want the church to pray for you ?

Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church.

Church: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN

Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength To pray this prayer for him That Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the. Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.

Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.

Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well abi?

Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business. That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture.

Pastor: [/b]Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e
buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately...

[b]Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokoshamakokolelbeboboelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues)

Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o! Jeesu! (sorry, the Pastor is a Yoruba man.....lol
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Thanks alot jokeLanders for having me. I wish i cud be so funny and cracking like your many posts i do read on regular basis but i cant be a master of all....can I?? .....please i need your support and vote for mr nairaland competion. You can come over to the campaign thread in romance section to whats actually going down there. Am counting on your support. Thank you.
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Abeg make i quickly call my niggas to come laugh to dis joke since e fit no funny to una Joke professionals
Cc: Adeh39 tunnamania11 skypeople mzlaurel midehi aminat508 cyndax twaci kingtom sweetsoup subbied trypa aipete2 and many more

jokes apart, i tried ko? **in GMB's voice

lol

funny !!!


Good job scent

Aipete2:
lol

e se ma. Amariyinba ooooo

tunnamania11:
Funny u

abiii wetin man pikin go do

MzMayD:
funny !!!


Good job scent

tanx a bunch love


Midehi vhema and prettyvhickie come here and laugh small oooooo

scentmarlc:
tanx a bunch love


Midehi vhema and prettyvhickie come here and laugh small oooooo

funny you.

good one, keep it up dear.

Midehi:

funny you.


good one, keep it up dear.

tanx a million.



Twaci com dash dis ma babe small opa eyin









Cheers

MR.NL 2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY

scentmarlc:
tanx a million.



Twaci com dash dis ma babe small opa eyin









Cheers

MR.NL 2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY

Hehe! Sure! Anything for my daddy

Nawa oooo!!!

scentmarlc:
tanx a bunch love


Midehi vhema and prettyvhickie come here and laugh small oooooo

lols that so funny nice one

kinglekan:

King close ya mouth , flies dey come oooo

Tanx bozz, i appreciate.














In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

Twaci:
Hehe! Sure! Anything for my daddy

heheheehe, midehi dont mind her joor
She is a badt girl i fathered in pry six












In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

adeh39:

Nawa oooo!!!

babe i zoom yu oooo. Eyin naa waah

Tanx for d love baby. Cheerz







In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

Prettyvhickie:

lols that so funny
nice one

really? Ohhh am so humbled.

Tanx for all yah support dear. Godbless yu.




Where is sweetsoup cowleg orijin101 and sweetorgasm wen yu nEed dem, dem for just sama dis babe correct isiewu











In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

scentmarlc:


heheheehe, midehi dont mind her joor

She is a badt girl i fathered in pry six













In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

really? she is not a bad girl but a good daughter.

scentmarlc:
really? Ohhh am so humbled.

Tanx for all yah support dear. Godbless yu.




Where is sweetsoup cowleg orijin101 and sweetorgasm wen yu nEed dem, dem for just sama dis babe correct isiewu











In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

*smiles*origin101 would be need most

Prettyvhickie:

*smiles*origin101 would be need most

Haaaaa vhickie so yu sef be badoolee??



No worry ma guy orijin101 go con helep yu

*smiles*












MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

Midehi:

really? she is not a bad girl but a good daughter.

Ok ooooo, if yu say so





Cheers






MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

scentmarlc:




Haaaaa vhickie so yu sef be badoolee??



No worry ma guy orijin101 go con helep yu

*smiles*












MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

lols.he better come fast

scentmarlc:
really? Ohhh am so humbled.

Tanx for all yah support dear. Godbless yu.




Where is sweetsoup cowleg orijin101 and sweetorgasm wen yu nEed dem, dem for just sama dis babe correct isiewu











In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

I dey here Mr Nairaland, but campaign never start na.

Scentmarlc My man,u hv got my vote bro

SweetSoup:
I dey here Mr Nairaland, but campaign never start na.

Campaign don start since nah

Wait.... you sure sey u never smoke any weed today?







#TEAM SCENT

adeh39:




Campaign don start since nah

Wait.... you sure sey u never smoke any weed today?







#TEAM SCENT

Nooo, i just took a little ginseng root. Ok let's go there....

SweetSoup:
Nooo, juice took a little ginseng root. Ok let's go there....

Ehen....... now you are talking






#TEAM SCENT

SweetSoup:
I dey here Mr Nairaland, but campaign never start na.

e don start joor

adeh39:




Campaign don start since nah

Wait.... you sure sey u never smoke any weed today?







#TEAM SCENT

abeg help me tell him oooOo . He b lyk say na bitterleaf he use cook im soup ystnyt

scentmarlc:
abeg help me tell him oooOo . He b lyk say na bitterleaf he use cook im soup ystnyt

scentmarlc:
e don start joor

I don join d team, na we get Mr Nairaland. No shaking