The bar, a place to unwind the stressful day, chill out with your goons and babes, discuss about politics, women, football, etc. Here are the types of fellows you do find at the bar.

1. The big pot bellied men:
This category of men are those who sit up in 6s and 10s, their stomach bulging, they'll be engrossed in their drink and discussion.

2. The philosophers

This fellas can be interchangeable people, they believe they are all knowing and understand every situation with a bigger picture. E.g., Buhari not declaring his assets, sex being over rated, etc.

3. The life changing epiphany people
In order to be popular, he entertain people and order free bottles for them.

4. The home escapees
He sneaks out from home, free from house palava, hauled to him by wife and children. He is however comforted by friends who consoles him with free drinks.

5. The social smokers
This persons rarely have cigarette, nor purchase them, but woundnt hesitate to strike up trivals conversation with complete strangers with ulterior motives of borrowing a stick bro emeka i hail o.

6.The local comedian
This species thinks everything that they say is hilarious and far more important than what you say. He is obviously an attention seeker.

7. The regular

He is a little or very much familiar with the place and want everyone to know it. Either by constantly calling the names of the staff or going behind the bar into the kitchen to prove to friends that he gat a big status. His antics are annoying as they are Sad. He has his own seat and the bartenders all know and loathe him.

8. The drunkers
The drunk person is usually hilarious, no need to exagerate on this silly species as we Nigerians know what they are capable off

9. The loners

This persons comes in alone regular and orders the same drink until they leave, they are always polite and well mannered but often shy.

10. The babes searchers
This promiscuous set of people comes regularly to search or flirt with the babes that accompanies the big pot belied men.

11. The Google guy
They claim to know the happenings in the country, you can never win an arguments with them as effort will prove abortive. They generally talk about football and politics.

Guys which do you fall into ? Feel free to add yours.

Written and compiled by XavierBlue




XavierBlue

On point! Thqts why i drink at home. Op which category do you belong to?

OP you've got everything spot on! Can't think of any other thing to add sef. Lovely piece.
I really do dislike the ITK guys. It annoys me when someone thinks he knows everything or MUST contribute to every issue on board. Once I asked this ITK of a guy "obechi, why Inter Milan (my club) wan sell Handanovic (my goalkeeper in his mid 20s) na This guy don old! Buh still active sha" And obi was like "ehn..... you know sey age don dey catch up with am. His mistakes because of him age don dey too much and Inter Milan need correct goalkeeper for next season champions League"

Like if you think Obechi ITK get PhD for Oxford University

izuch:
On point! Thqts why i drink at home. Op which category do you belong to?

i think am species 9 lolz. Buh am not shy o.




XavierBlue

Feranchek:
Lol

which specie bros?


XavierBlue

hmmm, I don't drink alcho

I'm a teetotaler sha

izuch:
On point! Thqts why i drink at home. Op which category do you belong to?

He's one of the pot belied men.

Teempakguy:
I'm a teetotaler sha

chai bros, no be you i see for bar yesterday? Teetotaler ke




XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
chai bros, no be you i see for bar yesterday? Teetotaler keep




XavierBlue

chai...
You no see say na lacasera I dey drink?
Abeg, no koba me

Tallesty1:
He's one of the pot belied men.

hahahahahah na you give me the pot?




XavierBlue

Teempakguy:
chai...
You no see say na lacasera I dey drink?
Abeg, no koba me

na today i know say lacasera dey high person infact i go dey drink lacasera



XavierBlue

Flashh:
This ain't points.

You only get the headings but your definition is total rubbish.

No offense!

you've got your impugn right so i absolutely find no offence or the odiousity in your comment. Thanks.



XavierBlue

Tallesty1:
He's one of the pot belied men.

As if you know wetin dey my head

Flashh:

Your hard work isn't wussy bro!

and your comment couldn't mortify me.



XavierBlue

It's just ur assumption.

Saga. ...,

Orijin101:
And they are all going to the bar just because of me

na only you dem dey drink?


XavierBlue