If your Mom doesn't fall into 80% of this, she aint a Nigerian.

1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader.

2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"

3. when you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “so the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish you.

8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. if you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. when your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.

12. when she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. when with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: 'I didnt kill my mother, so you cannot kill me'

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo.
(it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows

20. when the seller of cow meat says "Madam na N7000 for this big beef, and she replies "Ahn Ahn, no be N1000"?

21. when u tell her u love her and she asks you what?? 'have u taken your drugs today?'

Shout Out to Naija Super Moms.

Cool!

After passing waec from a public school
My DAD:now wey u dun "finish" school,u better Go find better work learn,university na wasting of money nd u know sey me nd ur mama no get money
My mummy:I dun ask mama nkechi to borrow me some money wey u go take collect jamb form,nd before u start admission clearance I go dun sale some of the hollandix nd jugde wey I no wear again....na who talk sey my son no go go university??
mummy I love u

This really got me laughing...my mum did all and still does. But I love my mum regardless.

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This really got me laughing...my mum did all and still does. But I love my mum regardless.

Yeah

Common to all Nigeria women

JUSTbuchi:
After passing waec from a public school
My DAD:now wey u dun "finish" school,u better Go find better work learn,university na wasting of money nd u know sey me nd ur mama no get money
My mummy:I dun ask mama nkechi to borrow me some money wey u go take collect jamb form,nd before u start admission clearance I go dun sale some of the hollandix nd jugde wey I no wear again....na who talk sey my son no go go university??
mummy I love u

Hahaha

Did this happen for real