MrsPhyno:

lol whareva thats the sh*t men say to get women to stop 'nagging' WHICH I DONT DO ANYWAYS THO

Yes people like me right? I try to roll well wit others.... it comes of as flirting at times maybe but its usually innocent

Are u saying that gals dont notice when ur flirting wit them, like it flies over there heads? and if thats true maybe u would consider using phraseology that ppl actually have a HOPE of understanding

Look at you! ion do that anyway... My dear , Crap! That's what that statement is! Even female demigods don't fail to pick up that nagging trait

You? No no no No! Most af the time, you're just my twin at thoughts . Why we go so far most af tha time I guess ...

Phras what? I'm way too innovatory for that. I'm a failure at cramming I swear .

Btw, I just discovered you modify 99.99 percent of the time. LoLs , why?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Look at you! ion do that anyway... My dear , Crap! That's what that statement is! Even female demigods don't fail to pick up that nagging trait

You? No no no No! Most af the time, you're just my twin at thoughts . Why we go so far most af tha time I guess ...

Phras what? I'm way too innovatory for that. I'm a failure at cramming I swear .

Btw, I just discovered you modify 99.99 percent of the time. LoLs , why?

Believe whatcha wanna believe ooooooooooooo I don say my own say I no do am

Yea we think alike, its uncanny Go far to where........

I'm not saying u should memorize or rehearse or anything. I'm jus saying that u shouldnt use such big words basically. and more importantly jus stop purposefully making ur point hard to grasp jeez most babes no get time for dat

MrsPhyno:

Believe whatcha wanna believe ooooooooooooo I don say my own say I no do am

Yea we think alike, its uncanny Go far to where........

I'm not saying u should memorize or rehearse or anything. I'm jus saying that u shouldnt use such big words basically. and more importantly jus stop purposefully making ur point hard to grasp jeez most babes no get time for dat

Ok, you no do am . That doesn't mean you no dey do am

Into the hoTtest part af the sun naani

Love is when you meet and FUSE with someone with your kind af weirdness they say, I prefer to remain original and true to my nature till I finally jam her. Am not haylone in vis high believe.

Sabrwahaqqo:


Ok, you no do am . That doesn't mean you no dey do am

Into the hoTtest part af the sun naani

Love is when you meet and FUSE with someone with your kind af weirdness they say, I prefer to remain original and true to my nature till I finally jam her. Am not haylone in vis high believe.

U know im starting to quote you in real life.... the way u talk or write or whatever.... its addictive

/slaps him/ joker

yeah thats a romanticized version of reality my son so better face this real world

MrsPhyno:

U know im starting to quote you in real life.... the way u talk or write or whatever.... its addictive

/slaps him/ joker

yeah thats a romanticized version of reality my son so better face this real world

How did u find your way online. I mean, as grand as the obstacles I designed were, I really don't expect you'll ever maneuver

Yh, its infective


You know what u get when you slap a man with hard-on? ... Noff said


I'm facing it. With a sensitive mother like u by me. I know am gon take over cos the world won't have no choice beht to surrender?


So, seriously 'How'Ve yoU been?

Sabrwahaqqo:


How did u find your way online. I mean, as grand as the obstacles I designed were, I really don't expect you'll ever maneuver

Yh, its infective


You know what u get when you slap a man with hard-on? ... Noff said


I'm facing it. With a sensitive mother like u be me. I know am gon take over cos the world won't have no choice beht to surrender?


So, seriously 'How'Ve yoU been?

Lol yeah I managed somehow It's just school as you already know, I thought I would hate it and I do hate it but maybe not as much as I thought I would

Tchw. Males sha. Una like compliments pass suya

Lol it's sunday ooooooo

I'm no moda o I like that you're a dreamer sha, there are too few of those in this world I think

Hm eh, you know how it is. So much to do so little time.

MrsPhyno:

Lol yeah I managed somehow It's just school as you already know, I thought I would hate it and I do hate it but maybe not as much as I thought I would

Tchw. Males sha. Una like compliments pass suya

Lol it's sunday ooooooo

I'm no moda o I like that you're a dreamer sha, there are too few of those in this world I think

Hm eh, you know how it is. So much to do so little time.

Hmmm... Yo making mee miSs school already . Asin hungry to feel what it'll feel like missing NL



I require more than enaf tew swell my head... So, don't start feeling fly u did d Bright Okpocha thing uhn?


So, there is a no-bleep law on Sabbath ?


You called m
E son and I wasn't arguing so don't go there .... Yeah we're as few as few


Yup. 24hrs is nevr enaf. Maybe that's why is it Korea or Japan now designed her own time

Sabrwahaqqo:



Hmmm... Yo making mee miSs school already . Asin hungry to feel what it'll feel like missing NL



I require more than enaf tew swell my head... So, don't start feeling fly u did d Bright Okpocha thing uhn?


So, there is a no-bleep law on Sabbath ?


You called m
E son and I wasn't arguing so don't go there .... Yeah we're as few as few


Yup. 24hrs is nevr enaf. Maybe that's why is it Korea or Japan now designed her own time

Mmm thats cause ur school experience was fun probably

I know nah, no be today. Ur very stubborn. Which Basketmouth thing

No, bleeping dey allowed..... Beht me specifically eh, I'm chaste

Okay my son I don hear... Good dont argue with me .... Kontinu o na me dey cause all dis because na me de compliment u

Ah really didnt know. Gonna go look dat up later so i dont seem ignorant.... It's quiet on NL these days maybe i should make a thread

MrsPhyno:

Mmm thats cause ur school experience was fun probably

I know nah, no be today. Ur very stubborn. Which Basketmouth thing

No, bleeping dey allowed..... Beht me specifically eh, I'm chaste

Okay my son I don hear... Good dont argue with me .... Kontinu o na me dey cause all dis because na me de compliment u

Ah really didnt know. Gonna go look dat up later so i dont seem ignorant.... It's quiet on NL these days maybe i should make a thread

Lols . So your own X uni aint cool. 2 bad

Feel good thing

I want to unchaste u then

So, mother can I sleep in your bed tonight when trouble sleep jejely, yanga go wake am, whadya xpekt

Medicine made u ds ex-communicated Or are u like that naturally? Asin the news is all over d place ... Lols. Maybe but its like everybody has decided to start acting 'matured' so, nobody to really 'pounce on' and bash ... The beauty of nairaland Obviously

Sabrwahaqqo:



Lols . So your own X uni aint cool. 2 bad

Feel good thing

I want to unchaste u then

So, mother can I sleep in your bed tonight when trouble sleep jejely, yanga go wake am, whadya xpekt

Medicine made u ds ex-communicated Or are u like that naturally? Asin the news is all over d place ... Lols. Maybe but its like everybody has decided to start acting 'matured' so, nobody to really 'pounce on' and bash ... The beauty of nairaland Obviously

Lol its big beht quiet and everyone here is like a science student.... boring and draining and hard werk

U feel good yes or yes

Don't Before I come back to tell stories that touch on NL

GOAT

Yeah I think I'm so just out of it these days. Iono whats going on anymore.... Hehe mature indeed well not me o my childish na my charm

MrsPhyno:

Lol its big beht quiet and everyone here is like a science student.... boring and draining and hard werk

U feel good yes or yes

Don't Before I come back to tell stories that touch on NL

GOAT

Yeah I think I'm so just out of it these days. Iono whats going on anymore.... Hehe mature indeed well not me o my childish na my charm

Ehyah. That sounds disgusting to my ears . Its as bad that I'm feeling I wanna throw

I feel normal

You won't be able to imagine the likes and shares you gonna get . Mehn, just let's try it nah

. Abi Horse

Sorry case mehn sacrificing too much just to continue serving humanity afterwards #sad on your behalf ...lol, charm? Abeg uwho dash u poop? .... Not matured like matured like that jare but matured asin smart .. I know ure not unsmart nah

in my own view its the husband that should be dealt with, no be him meet the bitch?

Sabrwahaqqo:


Ehyah. That sounds disgusting to my ears . Its as bad that I'm feeling I wanna throw

I feel normal

You won't be able to imagine the likes and shares you gonna get . Mehn, just let's try it nah

. Abi Horse

Sorry case mehn sacrificing too much just to continue serving humanity afterwards #sad on your behalf ...lol, charm? Abeg uwho dash u poop? .... Not matured like matured like that jare but matured asin smart .. I know ure not unsmart nah

You dunno the half of it m'dear o

U suppose feel something nah

Issorait, i'll survive witout the likes and shares

*mutters something inaudible* Of course, horse, yes wat was i think'n

Yes well the $ is also an incentive lemme no lie but yeah a gals gotta do wat a gehls gotta do I jus wanna get it over with while ham young y'know

Lol yes u dont know im charmiiiiing
Mmm so ur saying i'm intelligent

MrsPhyno:

You dunno the half of it m'dear o

U suppose feel something nah

Issorait, i'll survive witout the likes and shares

*mutters something inaudible* Of course, horse, yes wat was i think'n

Yes well the $ is also an incentive lemme no lie but yeah a gals gotta do wat a gehls gotta do I jus wanna get it over with while ham young y'know

Lol yes u dont know im charmiiiiing
Mmm so ur saying i'm intelligent

Ok, leh me guess , the place be like graveyard and everyone acting like a monster minding his own biznis ? ... Does that suck enaf

At least ppl will learn from ur experience. You could just be another Toke Makinwa or leh me exaggerate small Oprah Winfrey who got molested was it at 3 now


Lols. Wild horse I mean... Asin free and adventurous

I feel that one ... I don't argue when (big) money is involved , its a principle


Yinmu to charming ... Charming ko Chagrin ni

Well 3/10 should do for someone I'd only been talking to on Nairaland

Sabrwahaqqo:



Ok, leh me guess , the place be like graveyard and everyone acting like a monster minding his own biznis ? ... Does that suck enaf

At least ppl will learn from ur experience. You could just be another Toke Makinwa or leh me exaggerate small Oprah Winfrey who got molested was it at 3 now


Lols. Wild horse I mean... Asin free and adventurous

I feel that one ... I don't argue when (big) money is involved , its a principle


Yinmu to charming ... Charming ko Chagrin ni

Well 3/10 should do for someone I'd only been talking to on Nairaland

lol not that bad.... but yeah people mind their businesses (?) alot which can kinda be lonely. I'll manage

Hmph. Tanks but no tanks, I'm one dose ppl dat does not believe all that 'xperience iz d best teacher' nonsense... Thats what my foresight and intuition is for Toke ke..... Tank god I'm not into badt boyz

Oh I thought u meant horse in anoda sense......

Ur head dey dere... U sabi am.... When money talks everyfin else shuts up

jUS SAY IT OOOOO tell me what I wanna hear

ur so annoying....

MrsPhyno:

lol not that bad.... but yeah people mind their businesses (?) alot which can kinda be lonely. I'll manage

Hmph. Tanks but no tanks, I'm one dose ppl dat does not believe all that 'xperience iz d best teacher' nonsense... Thats what my foresight and intuition is for Toke ke..... Tank god I'm not into badt boyz

Oh I thought u meant horse in anoda sense......

Ur head dey dere... U sabi am.... When money talks everyfin else shuts up

jUS SAY IT OOOOO tell me what I wanna hear

ur so annoying....

Sowi dear *this is coming from my heart*

Yeye! Na only u get foresight? Abeg go sidown for somewher mk u let person hear word


I'm not ho.rny 100 percent af d tym lyk u

Naso naso naso ... I rizpekt money so mawch

I love you. Say your own

Best compliment ever

Sabrwahaqqo:


Sowi dear *this is coming from my heart*

Yeye! Na only u get foresight? Abeg go sidown for somewher mk u let person hear word


I'm not ho.rny 100 percent af d tym lyk u

Naso naso naso ... I rizpekt money so mawch

I love you. Say your own

Best compliment ever

thank you babycakes *dis is from d !@#%@&$ *

I may be yeye but my own foresight na second to none if u no like am u know what to do

*skipped*

Owo ni koko, owo ni oba, owo ni ayo ooooo hope those all make sense

I love me too.... happy?

Lol gerrout

MrsPhyno:

thank you babycakes *dis is from d !@#%@&$ *

I may be yeye but my own foresight na second to none if u no like am u know what to do

*skipped*

Owo ni koko, owo ni oba, owo ni ayo ooooo hope those all make sense

I love me too.... happy?

Lol gerrout

Whatever that means


Hmmmmmm. I hail thee ma nigga


Skipped


Hin still mk brain small wt direct translation


shhhhh. No one asked u stories ... Just tell me u love me , chikena

.

Sabrwahaqqo:



Whatever that means


Hmmmmmm. I hail thee ma nigga


Skipped


Hin still mk brain small wt direct translation


shhhhh. No one asked u stories ... Just tell me u love me , chikena

.

If you don't understand then ur not meant to

Hailment is noted

U dare not skip me

I know..... Why am I such a poly linguist or whatever d word is choiiii dis is great

I know u wanna hear it soooo bad......
I understand

MrsPhyno:

If you don't understand then ur not meant to

Hailment is noted

U dare not skip me

I know..... Why am I such a poly linguist or whatever d word is choiiii dis is great

I know u wanna hear it soooo bad......
I understand

Raises from my sleeping position ... Your own don meet u tonight ah swear

- Ok, someday, I may jam that luck and meet a gewd and kind kinda teacher


- U? U get diary ? Who dash u


- skips haygain


- mtseew. U spewed nonsense tbh .. Jez wondering how owo ni ayo oooo will sound when u actually say it

- well, I'm just nEeding someone to warm my bed . Hookers charges is on the high ... So, I'm just showing some love just in case I meet ur head at home

Sabrwahaqqo:


Raises from my sleeping position ... Your own don meet u tonight ah swear

- Ok, someday, I may jam that luck and meet a gewd and kind kinda teacher


- U? U get diary ? Who dash u


- skips haygain


- mtseew. U spewed nonsense tbh .. Jez wondering how owo ni ayo oooo will sound when u actually say it

- well, I'm just nEeding someone to warm my bed . Hookers charges is on the high ... So, I'm just showing some love just in case I meet ur head at home

*sticks out tongue*
Chai this feels so satisfying. I finally got to u, the great Sabrwahaqqo

Yeah good and kind don't sha try anything funny as I know u like to do ie. With corpers

I dash maaaaselfff

I go fight u this night o

Why were u trying to wind me then u too like dishonesty and games it would sound cute like everything that comes out of my mouth jk o.... My voice is confusing

Lol so as a replacement for a hooker? Say that outside to a babe and see what she does to u

MrsPhyno:

*sticks out tongue*
Chai this feels so satisfying. I finally got to u, the great Sabrwahaqqo

Yeah good and kind don't sha try anything funny as I know u like to do ie. With corpers

I dash maaaaselfff

I go fight u this night o

Why were u trying to wind me then u too like dishonesty and games it would sound cute like everything that comes out of my mouth jk o.... My voice is confusing

Lol so as a replacement for a hooker? Say that outside to a babe and see what she does to u

You're just too predictable ah swear. This long under the circus of my detention ? You should've known I went for a pee in the toilet

Lols . I'm actually trying my luck wt a banker now... Pls keep me in your prayers abeg , I really must mk it to the promise land of ds one, Asin it will just be a much cherished achievement ...


Eyes her . Stubborn goat. Never dancing to the tune af my beat


Oya chop kiss to calm your rising anger

Different voices are ringing up in my head now I feel like shouting STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPp! Beht no! It's midnight.

It's not like I'm not gonna offer her something nah... Mabe some $2 for a night long romp...

Sabrwahaqqo:


You're just too predictable ah swear. This long under the circus of my detention ? You should've known I went for a pee in the toilet

Lols . I'm actually trying my luck wt a banker now... Pls keep me in your prayers abeg , I really must mk it to the promise land of ds one, Asin it will just be a much cherished achievement ...


Eyes her . Stubborn goat. Never dancing to the tune af my beat


Oya chop kiss to calm your rising anger

Different voices are ringing up in my head now I feel like shouting STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPp! Beht no! It's midnight.

It's not like I'm not gonna offer her something nah... Mabe some $2 for a night long romp...

Yeah say whatever u want sha I got under your skin. I'm celebrating that at least yay I won for once !

U dare talk to me about other women.....
Good luck o! I hope she over powers you

I'm. Not. Stubborn. You garrit? My own beat sweet me soteyyyyy I no dey dance to any other

My anger fuels me so lemme like dat I no want ur NoNsEnSe kisses

Na Karishika voice dey ring in ur head? Spirit wives r real o....

U wan chop slap so badly abi

MrsPhyno:

Yeah say whatever u want sha I got under your skin. I'm celebrating that at least yay I won for once !

U dare talk to me about other women.....
Good luck o! I hope she over powers you

I'm. Not. Stubborn. You garrit? My own beat sweet me soteyyyyy I no dey dance to any other

My anger fuels me so lemme like dat I no want ur NoNsEnSe kisses

Na Karishika voice dey ring in ur head? Spirit wives r real o....

U wan chop slap so badly abi

Happy celebration. Are u celebrating over roasted goat? I'll love to join

*rolls eyes* my mind is telling me you don't wish me well on this one . Beht, yo my mum nah

Hmm. I pray u get a supremacist for an huzband, You'll learn!!! ,,,

Baby , u know I'm just saying things and doing things I dint mean so accept me and my excesses, I'll tarry, worry and curse me if u don't gimme the chance to ur heart, help me ! My life will be lifeless widaut u init .... Just kidding ni oh ... Boil to 1000 degrees for all I care


Temi bami ... Where I contact evil spirit

I love to be spanked in the face for real, turns me on!


*Eating apple* u go chop ?

Sabrwahaqqo:

Happy celebration. Are u celebrating over roasted goat? I'll love to join

*rolls eyes* my mind is telling me you don't wish me well on this one . Beht, yo my mum nah

Hmm. I pray u get a supremacist for an huzband, You'll learn!!! ,,,

Baby , u know I'm just saying things and doing things I dint mean so accept me and my excesses, I'll tarry, worry and curse me if u don't gimme the chance to ur heart, help me ! My life will be lifeless widaut u init .... Just kidding ni oh ... Boil to 1000 degrees for all I care


Temi bami ... Where I contact evil spirit

I love to be spanked in the face for real, turns me on!


*Eating apple* u go chop ?

I'm an ajeboh I dont eat roasted goat remember

Yeah well mums usually hate other women.... besides i did wish u well. Most guys like to be overpowered in that sense.....

*back to senda ooooo* I can never get a supremacist fo' a hubbie.... I dont have anything to learn u forget that. 100% complete

UR SO ANNOYING

If you ask me na who I go ask? No be u dey go meet babalowo?

tchw /spits/ i go refrain from such hence forth then before u start to dey shiver unnecessarily men sha

yes actually, I love apples. Gimme

MrsPhyno:

I'm an ajeboh I dont eat roasted goat remember

Yeah well mums usually hate other women.... besides i did wish u well. Most guys like to be overpowered in that sense.....

*back to senda ooooo* I can never get a supremacist fo' a hubbie.... I dont have anything to learn u forget that. 100% complete

UR SO ANNOYING

If you ask me na who I go ask? No be u dey go meet babalowo?

tchw /spits/ i go refrain from such hence forth then before u start to dey shiver unnecessarily men sha

yes actually, I love apples. Gimme

! My bad... I've forgotten ur head no dey there. That u just dey form rugged


I knew it! That ur prayer was just coming from ur tongue .. Kai! My psychology no be even second class upper for real

I rejekt eat in jeeesus name ! How will it even look when a volcano meets a tornado sef? My marriage wt a supremacist will be a perfect e.g

I'm beginning to love u for these sweet sweet compliments walahi

Abi dibia? Mumu

I don catch cold sweetie. Come create fire for me with your hot body swallowing 'all of me' up ooooh


But u will have to chop kiss first oooh lol

Sabrwahaqqo:



! My bad... I've forgotten ur head no dey there. That u just dey form rugged


I knew it! That ur prayer was just coming from ur tongue .. Kai! My psychology no be even second class upper for real

I rejekt eat in jeeesus name ! How will it even look when a volcano meets a tornado sef? My marriage wt a supremacist will be a perfect e.g

I'm beginning to love u for these sweet sweet compliments walahi

Abi dibia? Mumu

I don catch cold sweetie. Come create fire for me with your hot body swallowing 'all of me' up ooooh


But u will have to chop kiss first oooh lol

Lol tbh I've eaten goat before.... Jez like twice But my forming is so good that you actually were feelin me right

It came from my heayuuurt of course Ur psychology no beat my own sha

Don't call Jesus jare call your Mohammed or sumtin Na u be volcano abi tornado pft... More like small small breeze

don't trip too hard mumu before you actually fall down

who tell u dat I'm hot

must everyfin be a bargain why not jus gimme wat i want selfish sumborry

danduchi:
From my cousin sister.....
Her husband is cheating on her with a g!rl that stays
somewhere in the South-South part of Nigeria. she keeps
sending him n*de photos of herself. She wants to post it (i.e
the nude photos of the girl dating her husband) on
Facebook (with an unknown facebook I.D and tag her)
Please help me what do you think. Because I think married women should start disgracing the single b***ch*s that do not want to leave their husbands alone.

NONSENSE

Sabrwahaqqo:
It's grossly unnecessary to do that to her, she could be having your naked pics too through your huzby's fone, who knows?

true. op can't be so sure.

jackpot:
true. op can't be so sure.

My point igzaktli

MrsPhyno:

Lol tbh I've eaten goat before.... Jez like twice But my forming is so good that you actually were feelin me right

It came from my heayuuurt of course Ur psychology no beat my own sha

Don't call Jesus jare call your Mohammed or sumtin Na u be volcano abi tornado pft... More like small small breeze

don't trip too hard mumu before you actually fall down

who tell u dat I'm hot

must everyfin be a bargain why not jus gimme wat i want selfish sumborry

When u visited village 4 an annual festival abi


Beautiful Lie

Mtseeew


Lols. We fall to get back up


I know you're not from pluto . That you're from Venus is an open secret

Yes ooh! It's a capitalist economy

Sabrwahaqqo:


When u visited village 4 an annual festival abi


Beautiful Lie

Mtseeew


Lols. We fall to get back up


I know you're not from pluto . That you're from Venus is an open secret

Yes ooh! It's a capitalist economy

Shhhhhh jus kip quiet dere

But the lie sweet u like honey abi

Hm! Na me u dey quote literature for abeggiiii

H-explain dat statement immediately, i no feel like decipherin' am

Lol nice one jez clap for urself.... using my words against me