It seems, u guys haven't heard of Erigga, he might b raw bt that dude is hilarious

True, but believe me, i know one rapper called Kwality. His songs could damage your lungs with laughter. Just search for "LION KING" & "WE ARE THE WORLD" (remix/cover). Thank me later!

kamez:
slow dog

illbliss

phyno (for those that truly understand Igbo language)

nigga raw. and

SPlash . . .my crush


slow dog is one hell of a hilarious rapper. listen to his freestyle of sarkodies beat.. his Igbo lyrics dikwa too sharp

That song is for Joey B not Sark. Sark only featured on it. People's comments on Slow Dogg's version made me wish I understood Igbo.

Wen listening to Erriga i feel like am listening to top comediam. D guy bad. Warri boy

Falz the bad guy! Lol

Gerrarahia

safarigirl:
one would have to understand Yoruba to determine how funny that line is, but since only 20-23% of Nigerians understand it, we can't say whether it's funny or not

nice reply my dear

Bern1992:


in Erigga's voice':::
"if kpekus na school i swear i no go miss class"
"na codine make my eyes fall lyk mama breast" "i dey bit beats anyhe lyk pikin wey no dy hear word, giv rappers hell lyk say dy no dy fear God"

ERIGGA SUPOSE DY DIS LIST

Dem say nah small world, shey their papa fit trek am.

Get money like Ayiri, use Tonto Dikeh and Genevieve do asoebi

Nah woman leg I dey spread no b bed sheet

If egg no dey egg-roll nah just bounce

Girls dey Binu, 8years old she don dey straff, body no dey sleep house bobbi don turn slippers cos her legs nah open and close; Shina peters. She wan use Bold 5 long Peruvian hair, small Pikin how much her papa dey earn a year. Person wey dey baff no dey shook hand 4 Pocket, so why brag when I. Know say my papa no get.


Make dem listen Erigga, dem go know say that boi no well

adonbilivit:
imana nama bu for sallah, mana emechazikwere Mara na anu ewu bu for nsala.

Nwanem!!!am to generous I no sellfish, oda rappers dey smell...dem dey sell fish....

Bern1992:


in Erigga's voice':::
"if kpekus na school i swear i no go miss class"
"na codine make my eyes fall lyk mama breast" "i dey bit beats anyhe lyk pikin wey no dy hear word, giv rappers hell lyk say dy no dy fear God"

ERIGGA SUPOSE DY DIS LIST

More of his lines........(1)"How i wan take drown my sorrow when e sabi swim, mind strong anyhow like say e sabi gym"......(2)"Poverty na one tea i nor fit drink guy, i rather have my codine quench am wt meat pie"......(3)"Mumsy dey save souls, i dey destroy dem tru my lyrics, born again abeg avoid dem"......(4)"Why ur serious girl frnd leg spread, her frnd dey wash i dey hang her like wet bed spread".....(5)"Death dey call me but i put my phone on silence cos if i pick na ambulance sirens"......(6)"Mind dirty anyhow like where dem take dey clean leg, if she wet na to hang her oko bring the peg".......(7)"I hot pass person wey wear beta suit dey slip for inside room wey nor get window, fan or split unit"

Iya basira e don kill me ooo, everybody help save me ooo, I neva want to chop again my mother or my gf food..............that z arguably naija's most hilarious song

29 for chiness na tun cansu. I wish u go fit record my hrt watch am lata, u go knw say ur friends na hatax. Draw ur face 4 my hrt like tatoo bt if d machine no dey u fit use cashew. D guy bad. Curled 4rm 1 song

henryblaze25:


Dem say nah small world, shey their papa fit trek am.

Get money like Ayiri, use Tonto Dikeh and Genevieve do asoebi

Nah woman leg I dey spread no b bed sheet

If egg no dey egg-roll nah just bounce

Girls dey Binu, 8years old she don dey straff, body no dey sleep house bobbi don turn slippers cos her legs nah open and close; Shina peters. She wan use Bold 5 long Peruvian hair, small Pikin how much her papa dey earn a year. Person wey dey baff no dey shook hand 4 Pocket, so why brag when I. Know say my papa no get.


Make dem listen Erigga, dem go know say that boi no well

IceDude:
More of his lines........(1)"How i wan take drown my sorrow when e sabi swim, mind strong anyhow like say e sabi gym"......(2)"Poverty na one tea i nor fit drink guy, i rather have my codine quench am wt meat pie"......(3)"Mumsy dey save souls, i dey destroy dem tru my lyrics, born again abeg avoid dem"......(4)"Why ur serious girl frnd leg spread, her frnd dey wash i dey hang her like wet bed spread".....(5)"Death dey call me but i put my phone on silence cos if i pick na ambulance sirens"......(6)"Mind dirty anyhow like where dem take dey clean leg, if she wet na to hang her oko bring the peg".......(7)"I hot pass person wey wear beta suit dey slip for inside room wey nor get window, fan or split unit"

my flows bad u no fit stand near am lyk spoiled egg

henryblaze25:


Dem say nah small world, shey their papa fit trek am.

Get money like Ayiri, use Tonto Dikeh and Genevieve do asoebi

Nah woman leg I dey spread no b bed sheet

If egg no dey egg-roll nah just bounce

Girls dey Binu, 8years old she don dey straff, body no dey sleep house bobbi don turn slippers cos her legs nah open and close; Shina peters. She wan use Bold 5 long Peruvian hair, small Pikin how much her papa dey earn a year. Person wey dey baff no dey shook hand 4 Pocket, so why brag when I. Know say my papa no get.


Make dem listen Erigga, dem go know say that boi no well

i funny pass ten I GO DIEs and two BASKETs, shop rappers lyk garri madam giv me two baskets

Mehn!that vic o is WACK than WACKA.geez!his accent,his music .....kai,he miss road

kamez:
slow dog

illbliss

phyno (for those that truly understand Igbo language)

nigga raw. and

SPlash . . .my crush


slow dog is one hell of a hilarious rapper. listen to his freestyle of sarkodies beat.. his Igbo lyrics dikwa too sharp

true that..also there is this imsu dude _x busta dude is effing hilarious too

the remix of jor oh nd e don dey mad are the funniest rap songs naija has ever made

Falz shouldn't be in this list . He has taken hip hop comedy to another level. His lyrics makes sense, he tells a story and paints a picture in your mind. Others just try to make their lyrics rhyme without giving any thought to what they are trying to say or portray.

Erigga should have been of this list....That Warri guy funny die.

i thought we meant funny lines.

onatisi:
abeg Oga ,lord of ajasa get good lines oooo

Falz any day n anytime. Esp his lyrics in the song he sang wif yemi alade n poe.

Crappy list.
ERIGGA is the dude..FALZ too
Make them collabo

Porthos:




Erigga new money should be in this list…………

he should actually top the list in my opinion...

"ashawo wan wed(weld) me body nur be iron"

Listen to Erigga,you will know that these guys are Learners.

Erigga shud b on dis list.

Deejavuu:
That vic o guy is fuccking annoying. .Mtchewww

I like falz

truss me d niqqa is single nd ready to mingle. ...
na fair lady him dey find though
.
.ah watch him onstreet (hip tv)ysterday

safarigirl:
there's nothing cute about Falz, he's just there, but girls tend to associate cuteness with funny guys. I'm really put off by his height though.

I have known this your username for a while on Nairaland and I know you are a football follower.Tell me,are you also put off by the heights of Eden Hazard,Pedro,Lionel Messi and Iniesta?I have seen your photos before and I can tell in terms of height,you aren't more than 4ft5-4ft6.What I have noticed about ladies is, they usually project their insecurities on others.E.g.A short lady hates short guys and a lady from an economically deprived background is turned off by poor fellows.My question to you is,as a lady of less than average height,why do you erroneously believe you deserve a 6ft tall man?

Iamsynord:
Do you Want to have a Good Laugh by listening to Nigerian Music.??
These Artistes are the ones you should listen to.i guaranteed you will definitely smile after Listening to one or two of their tracks.

1) Seriki - The former alapomeji act and Indigenous rapper is one of the most hilarious Rappers in the industry.One may have no choice than to giggle at one or two lines of any of his Tracks.
Lines Like " Money speaking keep quiet.now am eating balanced diet. I have killed chicken. The intestine is in the kitchen .

2) Falz- The Lawyer Turn Rapper is known for his hilarious Skits which as come to bear in his style of music and delivery.With a deliberately funny accent and hilarious lines,you will definately have a good laugh
Listening to tracks like Marry Me.Ello Bae.jamb question remix and Karishika.

3) Vic O - The Self acclaimed King of Rap coincidentally is also a Comedian. So one may not surprised he incorporated comedy into his Style of Rap and Lyrics. " I killed the beat and Cook it for my fans to eat " ..Tracks like After Party .Meek Mill / Drake and many other tracks will surely make u roll on d ground with laughter.

4) Dbanj - Since His Departure from Mo hits.Dbanj has become funnier and More hilarious with his Music. .With lines like " Ma gbe coast to coast..and dont tell me you want to eat nandos "..
I show am d Koko she show me the Rodo .Shoprite no be leventis..Dbanj had always Stated he was an entertainer and not a musician.


5) Mr Raw - Mr Raw Nwane. .one of The Pioneers of Igbo indigeous Rapper is another rapper ,you cant do without smiling and even laughing at most of his Lyrics.With well delivered lines and Witty lyrics, Mr Raw Lines are relaxed.Well delivered and Sure to keep you entertained from tracks like obodo,spiritual conji etc

Notables

Sina Rambo
All nollywood actresses and actors turned singers.

where. You put Base one

Wey Sauce Kid

tuagbo:
I have known this your username for a while on Nairaland and I know you are a football follower.Tell me,are you also put off by the heights of Eden Hazard,Pedro,Lionel Messi and Iniesta?I have seen your photos before and I can tell in terms of height,you aren't more than 4ft5-4ft6.What I have noticed about ladies is, they usually project their insecurities on others.E.g.A short lady hates short guys and a lady from an economically deprived background is turned off by poor fellows.My question to you is,as a lady of less than average height,why do you erroneously believe you deserve a 6ft tall man?

me, 4ft5-6? You're a huge joke, I bet I'm taller than you, that's why you're so pained. I'm small, but I'm not short. And yes, I'm put off by Messi's height. Have a nice day

safarigirl:
one would have to understand Yoruba to determine how funny that line is, but since only 20-23% of Nigerians understand it, we can't say whether it's funny or not

and you got your statistics from?

safarigirl:
me, 4ft5-6? You're a huge joke, I bet I'm taller than you, that's why you're so pained. I'm small, but I'm not short. And yes, I'm put off by Messi's height. Have a nice day

No.I am not personally "pained" by your post.I am 6ft1.I wasn't looking for a saucy retort.I only wanted to inquire why you had to "put down" a hardworking, creative young man with something as inconsequential as his height.From what I've seen of "Falz" and Messi,they are both taller,talented and better looking than you will ever be.Compared to them,you are basically a nonentity.

IceDude:
Lol, true talk.....Erigga got many funny lines. E.g (1)" Her two legs for my neck wheelbarrow style, scatter her kpekus for ground agbero style" (2) " My nyash dey jealous my mouth cos e don too drop sh1t" Etc

lol……… which music was number 1?

Erigha deserves a spot on that list