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Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 6:03pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Wat a miserable fellow...whoever make u dis miserable,frustrated and reckless must be very wicked....haba who curse you Come to think of it ur english is so terrible...lugubrious ... lugubrious is an adjective that means excessively mournful. Funerals are lugubrious. so lugubrious behaviour makes no sense to me except u mean mournful behaviour cos I knw the word is used to expressed deep sadness over a lose of a dear one so u are stupid....i guess u miss english classes Egregious outstanding good so is dat suppose to be a complement air head?? ...it could be otherwise I knw U talked abt being educated one simple question for you.... What is education??...and ask yourself base on ur dumb definition are you educated?? Me I don't have time to dung up words from the dictionary that I have no idea the sentence that fit it... Half of all ur rat shit of a grammar you jst spewed doesn't apply to me as a matter of fact they apply to the miserable bitch who make ur life dis miserable that's why I don't blame you In one word...."GET LOST!!" |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 6:07pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Champella: See wetin u order for me.....chei!...A whole first lady of osapa London like me...chei!...haff suffer ooo... Anyways dat dude doesn't knw who I am..i bet I would send my younger brother to beat some sense into his air head |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by EcoBlitz(m): 6:08pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:\ Actually, get lost is 2 words! but that's not why i am here, if somebody takes his time, going through dictionaries searching for words he thinks you wont know to insult you with, just type 'OKAY" and don't reply except need be. Just my 2 cents! |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 6:12pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:i actually blame your situation on the trauma you passed thru while as a kid from you irresponsible parents, they failed to nuture with good doctrines, well thats how a girl like you ought to behave and you will be exonerated from blame because the root of this your current affliction all lies from you as the product of a broken home. Dont go and face your academics, keep gallivanting with that ghetto boyfriend of yours that has already infected you wit myriads of venereal diseases while your mates are going far in life. Shameless E-diot. |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 6:13pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
EcoBlitz: Wateva!... am done with that dude he is such am idiiot...imagine him encouraging someone who repeated failed exams because he wants to study medicine to go and learn work... I mean I don't get how pple reason...y didn't he learn work himself...instead of him saying try harder, pray harder or go for medicine related courses or sth...he was typing poo Am done wit dat dude.... |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by EcoBlitz(m): 6:18pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal: Aii, no problem, like i said, i was just giving you my own 2 cents! |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 6:27pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:youre done with troublemaking and e-fighting, but when it comes to your academic issue youre yet to be done with. Your mates are graduating and youre still not done with your waec that you have written countless times. Oh for the guy that wrote jamb 4 times and i couldnt encourage him and you were angry, oh yeah because youre in his same shoes and far worse than him. Thats why you needed encouragement. Well your type are in the saloon plaiting hairs. Education was not meant for all, so your type shouldnt be included. #prostitute |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Am soorry to bust ur bubbles...but i've finished waec long before ur mother got laid and before ur were pathetically brought into dis world. As to degrees...wat I hav achieved believe me 100 years to come u won't near it Btw u went to school u cnt compose a good sentence, u are a graduate of university of London yet u didn't pass through counselling class dats why ur backward life always think less of other pple, graduate of university of Toronto Canada......u don't even knw how to define education......mbok wat is the prove that u went thru the four walls of the university U talked abt mates...lol...like WTF!!...my mates are graduates...graduate of wat that am not, graduate of finance son of bitch have in the bank before I knw 80% of the banking system, graduate of wat kwanu..mention dem of account...I didn't tell u I have ATS1 mention some more lemme lecture u how far have gone u are such an idiot u are where ur mates are....ur mates are stupid idiiotic slowpoke like u and they are roaming recklessly discouraging pple jst like u are dping, they are in a pit hole dat is exactly where u belong so am not trilled..believe me am not surprised ur life is this pathetic...it runz in the blood |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by EcoBlitz(m): 6:52pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal: You insulted his mates, people whom you do not know, that's not nice. |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:03pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: U talked abt parents....God u are a clown u jst described ur miserable parent up there....if u mother wasn't flocking around with reckless beggars with no abode they wouldn't give birth to a pathetic miscreant like u??.. Ur beast of a father was so redundant dat he couldn't make sth out of his miserable life yet alone his miserable son...u want to talk abt parents...throw more and I will teach u manners You hav no respect for ur parents @ all dats y u have the guts to say ill of others because urs where as stupid, redundant, miserable as u are so again am not thrilled like I said earlier it runz in ur family blood |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:04pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
EcoBlitz: Did u see wat he typed abt my mates....pls jst leave the fight for us and don't interfere... Did u even see where he involved my parents into the fight...pls and pls...am on a very angry state right now, u won't want me to drop him and face you..so Pls pass bye |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:08pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Wait u dere u talked abt my boyfriend??....u are such an idiot oooo....u knw nothing abt him u think he is as stupid as u are??...or miserable or reckless or dense??...wait are u dis stupid bringing family into our fight?? .... u are so stupid udeme |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by EcoBlitz(m): 7:10pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal: Okay |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Udeme your Personal text: Love one another so that they might know that u are of Christ You talked abt love??...when have no iota of love frm ur fellow akwaibomite you talked abt christ like wat the Bleep Do u knw abt Christ It's a shame you hav dat as a personal text cos u don't have any of them in you not Love not Christ As a matter of fact you should be ashamed of yourself cos all u hav filled inside is hate, wickedness, discouragement, harsh and terrible choice of words you are a disgrace to akwa ibom...ur name "udeme" "my portion" your portion of wat ur portion of wickednes GERARA HERE!! |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:your current state of anguish its because of the bad childhood experiences that you have. You have conducted abortions times without number that your womb has been destroyed, and yet with all these you cant sit yourself down. Its so unfortunate that age is no more on your side and very soon you will reach menopause age and youre still a long way to go. Your case needs extra attention. Its so unfortunate that there is no how you can make up for the wrongs, get a life |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: U are a mad man........if I hav ever aborted so be ur claims but if ur accusations are wrong may God punish u without mercy and may all proclaims u made against Go to you. May u neva have the capacity of impregnanting a woman....may you struggle to feed, may u neva has any sperm left in u to make a child...so u make false claims against me since I have neva committed abortion or even gotten laid by any man any false declaration make against me go back to u and ur miserable house hold Lolzzzz.... . .you think am sister dat is prostituting in uyo??....was I the one dat asked your sister to go into runz or did I sell you to sugar mummy...was I the one dat cursed you. U think am like ur sister huh...you made a mistake because you jst sworn for urself...u jst declared a very big curse on urself making dat false claims against me As a matter of fact you jst mess with the wrong girl |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Champella(m): 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal: No worry i sabi say you be very senior chick na. Infact, get dressed make we go chop Suya for that junction |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:oh yes that good for nothin and useless boyfriend of yours that is a secondary school drop out and is currently the cause of your misfortune in life after he has destroyed your wombs thru countless abortions. O that your so called irreplaceable boyfriend is so ugly and worst of all an illiterate and the only hope he had in life has been dashed by your ignominuos relationship that crashed. Useless two beings :yes i have to bring up your family cos they are the root of your despondency in life. If all the girls in the world were to be like you. Then all the guys would become gay. E-diot |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 8:08pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:proverbs 26 vs 2 - the curse shall not come. Leave God out of this he didnt send you when you started committing fornication. So your curse only hangs on the roof of that your thatch house. Idiot. Oh never knew you were a village girl. Living in that rural life has caused this life of stagnation that youre living. I pity guys who will be carried away by those unsexy body of yours, yes they are digging their graves cos even with contraception they will still be infected with the dreaded aids disease cos the one were de your body na strong one and i suggest when you die you should be cremated |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 8:16pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Your life is so retarded....i said your post about boyfriend and girlfriend being a sin.....my dear you lack common sense I mean you lack basic brain...educated slowpoke my boyfriend's monthly allowance will feed ur entire house hold including ur grand great parent not to talk of his monthly payments, come to think of it...you post says jesus frown @boyfriend and girl like seriously?? ...where have u got dat from....from the gutter you came from I guess....a place where backward failures like you sit to crop thrash up...speaking ill of Christ may God not forget to punish you for typing such post on nairaland idiot You cn neva be a parent since you don't respect other...I bet you....you will neva be a Parent. Wait you call urself prophet, prophet of wat??...of Satan am sure. Your life is so fill with hate, sorrows, bitterness and stupidness....you are terrible and frustrated I didn't cause ur failures I sure didn't swear for u nah...so y are u killing urself over my success and my boyfriend's you go die ooo |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 8:23pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Proverb 26:2... ...you dare quote a bible??...God go punish you oooo...Proverb 26:2 "as the bird by wandering; as the swallow by flying the curse "CAUSELESS" shall not come You don't englsih you don knw the bible you quote thrash my dear so lemme use ur quote against you, the bible say the curse "causeless" is the curse causeless? No! It's not u make wrong accusation abt me u first insulted my parent and now u make false claims abt my purity and abortions u knw not a single tin abt me so all ur wrong proclaim is a cause so the CURSE with a CAUSE shall come and believe me YOU will suffer I bet my 1million dollar on dat.... U dung the wrong words in the dictionary you also dug the wrong bible verse you are such an idiot...lolzzzzz...you see why I say you miserable and cursed because you are confused |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 8:29pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
[quote author=ProphetUdeme post=38179686] proverbs 26 vs 2 - the curse shall not come. Leave God out of this he didnt send you when you started committing fornication. So your curse only hangs on the roof of that your thatch house. Idiot. Oh never knew you were a village girl. Living in that rural life has caused this life of stagnation that youre living. Oh God I laugh @ the sexy body and guys tinz...Wat is ur problem with my guys ..jesus u are so funny....i cn bet you generational sisters and mothers are not half as pretty as I am am not making mouth....wait village girl??...you base in ikot ekpene...bush region I base in lagos even my house is akwa ibom is better dan any house u've ever lived and u are here typing village girl...Abeg Festa base and ikot ekpene base who village....i said u are confused and cursed....all ur words are jst a replica of who u are.. As a man thinketh in his heart so he is..... |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 8:53pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:your curse can never come to me again, i have showed you the verse and if you like keep on cursing till daybreak. You will not believe that my post about boyfriend being a sin is because you are a prostitute. No matter how much they preach to you, well dont need to blame you cos thats the only source of your living, and you can never see any help in life because the ancestral witches from your family has stamped your forehead with badluck. I would have said that you should sit up and make up for your unborn parents but its so unfortunate that your womb has been destroyed, so no kids for you unless miracle happens. E-diot, shameless nymphomaniac |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Lolzzzzz you gave me the bible passage and I quote it for u, wat is ur problem with prostitution. Oh I see dat was ur mother's business to raise you.. ohhh...no wonder rats will always go to the hole where they are from no matter where dey go to feed, so no matter where u end up in life you will always go to prostitution because dat is how u are born No wonder you always making noise abt prostitution because dats ur family's source of income I told you its from the blood |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 10:11pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal: hmmm why would i be exchanging words with a clown, an ugly bat and a wretched witch. Am suprised cos i would have since placed you in the recycle bin. Garbage and dustbin. Thats where rats like you do fern a living from. You will continue eating crumbs that falls from the table till you repent. By the way its late in the night already. Hope youre in the office? Has any man patronised you yet? |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: You knw so much about prostitution but am not surprised ur mother goes dis early abi??...I bet she needs to make good deals so dey cn feed ur miserable family..... Prophet of Satan have u ever seen me in any of ur meeting, u re so much of son of bitch, a beast from a miserable home, a bastard without a father from a worthless, prostitute mother...you have no shame udeme...u lack shame dats y u spend time digging bible and dictionary to prove a point ,with all ur literacy u still lack common sense...you are such a shame Quote me again if you mother is an idiot |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 10:48pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:animal, ugly pet, the mere looking at you makes me remind of a bat we caught once, the mysterious creature was as ugly as you are, with contempting and disgusting smells oozing out of its body just like the disgusting odour that oozes from your armpit which makes me almost nauseat (vomit). Dirty girl, your |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 10:49pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
zaragal:for how much did you rent your brains out? Your brain cells are dead, your system has dried up because of lack of blood, you look so malnourished like a child suffering from kwashiokor an streptococus. That sickness of yours is as a result of starvation due to the impecunious situation of your poverty stricken family. You even wanna go to school. Did you have what to even eat? Talkless of school fees, your younger siblings have already started emulating from you thats why the other one 15 years old lost her virginity because she followed your footsteps. Youre a disgrace to them. [b] Listen up. Dont quote me again if youre jobless. I have various things to do and nice threads to read. This my topic just made frontpage now so let me go and have a nice time reading comments. Since youre jobless, this is the link. Read it cos its educative, thats if you even know how to read. Ode. Illiterate https://www.nairaland.com/2610973/5-benefits-sleep-health |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 1:14am On Sep 20, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Perfect!! you just told me ur pathetic mother is an d idiot so am not moved in runz in ur family's blood to be stupud...to ur post u are fool ooo..dat copy and post you did??...What the Bleep I already saw the post in different web cn you imagine, you are a fraudster, a thief. Your mother an idiot as you jst proof and a prostitute @ dat, you a bastard and ur unknown father a thief which makes you a prostitute and a theif, stealing pple's write up idiot, you a shameless worthless son of a bitch!...you rot because am better dan ur mother, sister, and woman dat is if you will ever get one I bet some toiletries and cosmetic will feed your entire household including ur gal friend and even pay your school fees dat is if you ever went to school...educated slowpoke....look who the literate is...you cnt even compose a good senstece ..... over graduate "should she a devoted christian read Islam in school " is dat the best way you cn compose a sentence, Mr literacy u see...your brain rot...btw...is dat wat your dam still cn aim so far??....am sure it's ur maggot invested mouth dat advised ur dumb headed sister to write Islam in school cos u've got no brains and your family is confused....just like you are a shameless. Worthless, terrible, horrible, miserable bastard. Quote me if you mother is a prostitute |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 1:24am On Sep 20, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: Y cancel my post...guilty??...because you are so dam such am right abt you being a cursed fellow, if you are not curse you won't be on nairaland discouraging a guy who aim to study medicine to forsake his dream and go and learn work, the curse in you doesn't want to see other pple's good, it discourages pple, it demoralises dreams, it diminishes ambition dats wat failures like you do...discourage pple, cursed people who always want to pull ple down but my dear I told you again you jst mess with the wrong girl....btw the way over graduate wat are you doing in 2016 jamb thread...you wanna write jamb? ..i thought you hav gone to Harvard University and back and you are an over graduate I mean under graduate is so much of an understatement to codify ur level of literacy so wat is our prof doing in jamb 2016, you wanna buy the form for ur mother, or for ur sister to study Islamic in school....you are so so confused in life...I mean confusion have neva separated from you since you were born as a matter of fact, confusion wat part of the curse your witch mother laid on you so am not thrilled Clueless confused buffalo..quote a again and lemme give you a piece of black cake....i won't even be tired to treat you silly ass up...you need to learn how to keep ur maggot invested mouth shut!! |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 1:31am On Sep 20, 2015 |
ProphetUdeme: wait...Omg I cnt stop laughing...lolzzzzzzzzz...heheheheheheheheheheheheheh you were begging for fp??... you must be a joker ...see the way you are pleading pls let dis be on fp??.....so funny....are you kidding me?? ...real post don't beg for fp my dear the mods knw them wen they find dem, dey don't make empty noise like you.....i bet ishilove and Lalasticlala pitied you dats y he posted it on fp...because your plead is really too much and dey needed to encourage you so u your frustrated silly life cn also learn to encourage others so my dear well done ooo.....is dat all you go from Havard university??...over graduate idiot!!! |
Re: JAMB UTME 2016 Sales Of Form Begins August 31st - Find Important Guidelines by Nobody: 2:00am On Sep 20, 2015 |
I saw ur stupid post ooo...the one I saw online on Web is so different from yours so maybe you modified the online post but you did wrongly dat one said good rest...not sleeping like an idiot Go to ur post and see people's comment, one said you are ludicrous.."foolish, so unreasonable" another said you are jobless....another said ur post makes no sense....see wat ever you confess works in ur life, wat u give other turns back to you, you discouraged a medicine aspirant, nairalander abused and discouraged your post dats life dats how it works wat you appreciate gravitates....so wat you discourage doesn't work for you....so u discourage someone and u also got a fair share on ur dump post You said sleeping makes ur face plump up and you look handsome and you start growing beads. .oga where did u do dat research....harvard university??.....lolzzzzzzz....heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.. ...dis dude you are a clown and you are so funny.. Over graduate #ProphetUdeme |
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