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APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 1:42pm On Sep 27, 2015
Sorry if i did not take permission before quoting you , just want to share with everyone that this guy lost his balls


Solomon Tonye accuses APC of closing his facebook account, here are some hilarious comments he received

Genius100:
This Barcanista guy is a big mo ron. Follow Facebook ' s simple rule of using your real name instead of crying allover the place like a vagrant. I'm sure if your prick no gree rise to service woman, you go blame APC. Jobless clown...

Sparrow13:
Solomon ?
why don't you have wisdom ?


LRNZH(m)
When did APC start moderating FB? I hope this guy is not schizophrenic.

When people have done things that make them fear, they jump at the sound of every bust of pure water bag as if na gun-shot.
If Olisa Metuh, Femi Aribisala, FFK, Fayose , etc can spew all their vitriol and remain scot-free, who are you Solomon Tonye?

Abeg free your mind and repent of your 'protection seeking' politics.

Or KONTINU to live in unfounded fear......






Jesusloveyou for ur mind, u are too much now, importancy wan kill u


superior1:


Like seriously I think you are delusional and over estimating your relevance or maybe you are just pulling some PR stunts to make yourself happy and feel alittle important. Blocking your account my foot, you better go and get a life. If you think your 2 kobo articles is enough to make APC sleepless, you seriously need your head examined.


LRNZH:


The OP is not smart at all. All the insinuations are bunkum.
If he really wants to speak for democracy he should submit his ID to FB and they will verify him. End of story.

If he is truly hunted (by ghosts I believe), as he claims, the hunters don't need his ID to trace him. With a FB account, his million posts online and his IP address, he is roasted meat already. He won't be here deceiving himself and his fellow illiterates.

Abeg wisdom is not for everybody even if your name is Solomon.



sonOfLucifer:

Ngwa. Na APC. Buhari called Zuckerberg and warned him to disable your account. Buhari doesnt like you. Buhari and Tinubu discuss your posts on NL behind closed doors. The DSS, CCB and other security agencies have all your information. You are Nigeria's most wanted. congratulations.

superior1:

You can flip through my posts and judge if I appear anything e-media.If we are talking of APC critics, the OP won't be in the first 50, I am talking of serious ones o, non to my knowledge claimed his/her account has been blocked in the social media by the said party, so this fella must have smoked atleast 20 wraps of pepper-laced Marijuana, he is obviously not in his right senses.

NCP:



My Guy, you fall my hand no be small. So you are still digitally Illiterate with all those bogus writeup and grammar.


smh


IshaqAyinde:
I can't believe some people would believe what dis executive dullard is saying, FB has blocked my account and I always find a way of unblocking myself.

Oga gan oooo, when APC dnt even have ur time self

modath:


TonyeBarcanista,

You don't really believe Mark Zuckerberg became a billionaire in his 20s by involving his biz in the politics of a third world country, or do you

You are just in your usual state of severe HPD...

Get off your high horse, there is no one after you. smiley



themilanway:
You are a cheap attention seeking slut.

You informed Seun you are leaving his forum,"seeking"his advice,and he rightfully ignored you.

Who exactly do you think you are?

So APC and the presidency owns and controls facebook?

Why not open a blog or an equal forum like Nairaland since you are now popular than Olisa Metuh?

You existed Nairaland,less than 2 weeks you came running back with your tail in between your legs.Who does that except a confused and deluded fellow.

I read you couldn't stand the heat from likes of JJ Omojuwa on twitter.

Your lousy copy and paste isn't criticism its plain dumb.

When you criticize a football team/coach,you suggest alternative line ups and substitution.Not repeating the same dumb and inspid lines about how the coach smiled at the club's board and he was immediately hired.

I expected a particular female amongst your tens of ass lickers to have a serious talk with your about how you are clearly loosing it with out you knowing it,but I guess she is deliberately,like the rest leading and urging you on.To your political grave ofcourse.

I stopped reading your trash along time and stop taking you serious.

I'm using this medium to urge others to do same.

I dare/encourage you to start something similar to Nairaland,let's truly see how popular you think you are.If you don't know how to start and non of your goons can help out.....

You are lost and done for.

Get a serious life dude,you are going crazy.



Mynd44:
It is because of this level of unintelligence that the lot of you on NL dont survive on Twitter.

Do you people have functional brains?


Ebukaobi:
@ Tonyebarcanista

How can you be displaying your lack of knowledge so publicly?

What has APC got to do with Facebook? I never knew that Buhari and Tinubu are majority shareholders in Facebook, I will check Nasdaq website to confirm this.

Facebook has requested for your ID details, why dont you have the courage to provide it to them so you can join FBI watch-list grin grin grin grin

Instead of dealing with your issues privately, you came on NL to start making false claims

SMH...

greatiyk4u:
Keep on deceiving urself 4ming relevance wen u re not

Its a normal tin on Fb especially wen ur account is congested wt request..........

By d way y wnt u be ignorant of d FB reality wen u sacrificed all ur life 2 Nairaland where u dey form james bond.

2 b frank ur relevance starts n ends here on nairaland where u re celebrated by kids



Mynd44:

It is amusing that he and his friends in the males and females dont have enough intelligence heck, they can even decide to be pseudo -intelligent sef and save themselves from this show of idiocy and shame.

So called "Intellectuals" who are running around paranoid.

Awon olopolo yoro gbo gbo

Ebukaobi:


grin grin grin

The display of stupidity is just mind-blowing.
What surprises me the most is that some people will actually fall for these deliberate gimmicks.
The fact is this. Barcanista aka Tonyebarcanista cannot compete with real analysts on FB or Twitter, they will tear him apart with logic and superior knowledge. grin grin

NL is Tonyebarcanista's only option which is quite unfortunate considering this section used to have well educated and intelligent posters.


mogentle:
Tonye should create another account with the name Supremo Wailing Wailer. That will be allowed without verification.
The unstable guy thinks FB is like nairaland, creating multiple monikers like a pig.



ShyBaby:


It's pathetic. He keeps supporting the same government that ruined him. This guy's local government in Rivers state is probably smaller than 'Oshodi' of Lagos yet the leaders from his state have so embezzled state funds year after year that his people wallow in abject poverty.
Yet on NL, you see him defending the same leaders and you wonder if this 30+ guy does not know he is supposed to be settled, married with kids, with investments to take care of in real life.
How can a grown man become this delusional on a forum owned by his age mate. Even Mark Zuckerbag is younger than this dude oh.

Ah Oghene!

LaraiBoluwaji:

Nairaland means so much to him. It's like he lives for the attention. It makes me wonder what kind of life he lives offline. It's so pathetic sad

agarawu23:
no mind am jare

All na 'wasa'.

He was rejected by FB because he created the account for fund raising from his PDP criminals grin


agarawu23:
no mind that guy jare grin

Instead of him to focus more on his future he is here telling us bullshiit.

I never knew he is now so important that FB will treat him in a different way maybe he think say na Nl way mod go put him thread for FP.

Tonyebarcanisa go get a life bro



Ebukaobi:


If you want to be honest, these silly accusations are becoming embarrassing. How can APC block you on FB?

He has a blog, why not focus on that? I think he is just very lazy and looking for the easy way out.

grin grin Mi bro, I dont have time for FB, I cannot benefit anything from it. There are other social media websites that are more relevant to my direction in life.


Yeske2:
Tonye try another line for your silly backers, i guess you need some protection or funds as it's obvious you're desperate now.
Who knows you in the first place, those who make real noise haven't been noticed.


Ebukaobi:



Cyber, I dont even have a FB account.

I only responded when you asked him to set up a new account when they already asked him to provide his ID details. If he opens another account, it is only a matter of time before they ban that account and he will open another thread to blame APC when the fault is clearly his.

Why cant he focus on his blog?


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agarawu23:
grin grin cheesy

I know few of his followers who aren't totally blind and I know the ones that that are completely blind and dumb.

Only a fooll will blv his silly claim because I never knew FB noe work along with APC . this same dude created a thread months ago telling us he was been threatened by a nairalander.

The more fools take this guy serious, the higher his mentality order because I can assure you he is insane.

I told you guys earlier on a thread created by oremu demanding tonyebarcanista article on naij.com to be moved to FP that this guy's aim was to draw politicians (PDP) attention on FB maybe he could be rewarded for his silly copy and past write ups. But he was disgraced by Facebook and he is here today telling us another bullshiit.

Ofcus seun can't reward you for your write ups because you will only draw traffic for him and the more traffic you draw for him, the more money he makes. But you remain poorer and that was why you left Nl but you are back when your aim wasn't archived.

I think you need to see a doctor ASAP to confirm if your brain isn't malfunctioning because the signs I am seeing now is an evidence of kolo mental
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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by eunisam: 1:47pm On Sep 27, 2015
lol

Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by PRYCE(m): 1:47pm On Sep 27, 2015
What do you hope to achieve with this?
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by egift(m): 1:53pm On Sep 27, 2015
The scandalous guy is looking for ways to get noticed.

His facebook accounts were blocked because, in the first account he was using nickname instead of real name (this is against FB terms of usage). On the second account, he never confirmed the details he provided (like Phone verification and others). I even saw were he was bragging he will not enter those details because "APC now owns Facebook"wink.

It is also funny that PDP Wailing TANoids putting all their survival in such clownish bag grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by egift(m): 2:01pm On Sep 27, 2015
If he will accept, I will develop a full-functional website for his brand for free (Domain, Standard Hosting and Design, with 12 months support). All he needs to provide is name and domain choice.

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by bugzbunny: 2:01pm On Sep 27, 2015
Same thing happened to my FB acct just after I urged all Nigerians to support Biafra with a valid reason dat no one can ignore.........

I knw the op... He is a die hard fulani supporter
A potential terrorist in the making and
A hate spreader

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2015
I AM A TERRORIST , so start looking over your shoulder

bugzbunny:
Same thing happened to my FB acct just after I urged all Nigerians to support Biafra with a valid reason dat no one can ignore.........

I knw the op... He is a die hard fulani supporter
A potential terrorist in the making and
A hate spreader


Na by force make you insult me / spoil my name ?

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 2:05pm On Sep 27, 2015
He no go gree, You pass that offer on , he'll tell you that APC sent you and they are trying to trap him
egift:
If he will accept, I will develop a full-functional website for his brand for free (Domain, Standard Hosting and Design, with 12 months support). All he needs to provide is name and domain choice.
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 2:05pm On Sep 27, 2015
What did you hope to find when you clicked ??
PRYCE:
What do you hope to achieve with this?

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by kliq(m): 2:06pm On Sep 27, 2015
embarassed Chief E-Wailer sad

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Mobsync(m): 2:08pm On Sep 27, 2015
Is Mark Zuckerberg on APC pay list? Or what exactly is Mr Barcanista saying? Facebook has its rules that all users are expected to abide by. You run foul of it, you face the consequences.

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by egift(m): 2:15pm On Sep 27, 2015
DaBullIT:
He no go gree, You pass that offer on , he'll tell you that APC sent you and they are trying to trap him

His major problem is ITK - I too know.

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by luche90(m): 2:44pm On Sep 27, 2015
I don't know if his claim is true or not, but I believe he made a logical claim. I know a lot of FB accounts which use aliases and nicknames and are still operational. Besides, I can recall an individual claimed on the thread that he and some members of an APC whatever gave his name to some people. He claimed he would reveal more about it, but I haven't seen his comment on any thread since then. Was hoping he would enlighten us more on his accusations.

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Nobody: 2:45pm On Sep 27, 2015
It is very unfortunate, and I only pity his imbecilic & gullible followers especially the wailing-wailers first lady whom I respect so much, but what more can I say than to remind them that perfection resides in quality not quantity.

As for Barcanista, just know that the momentary satisfaction you gain by your biting lies & hypocrisy will always be outweighed by the price you pay.

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Pavore9: 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2015
Just laughing...... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by WHOcarex: 3:11pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lolz. Funny comments.

That is to say outside copy and paste, he has no idea at all. All he knows how to do is to explain events, merge it with past news and links, then call it an article. Hahahaha...

He can't even offer an idea. No wonder. cheesy

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 3:12pm On Sep 27, 2015
Pavore9:
Just laughing...... cheesy cheesy cheesy

Borrow me laugh small grin grin

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by RockMaxi: 3:18pm On Sep 27, 2015
egift:
If he will accept, I will develop a full-functional website for his brand for free (Domain, Standard Hosting and Design, with 12 months support). All he needs to provide is name and domain choice.

grin grin grin

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by sdindan: 3:20pm On Sep 27, 2015
DaBullIT:

Borrow me laugh small grin grin
You are using Barcanista's name to make yourself popular. you get sense dude
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Nobody: 3:25pm On Sep 27, 2015
the apc will waste its resources on a NL champion
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2015
sdindan:


You are using Barcanista's name to make yourself popular.
you get sense dude

That's what you think but instead I'm showing him how much a fuuul he is, I am a normal nairalaner, I don't want that popularity you are trying to portray

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by smada13(m): 7:50pm On Sep 27, 2015
Only heaven knows the kind of brain that tonye guy has....I mean who acts silly all of the time and thinks he'll get same result?

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Alphaoscar: 7:52pm On Sep 27, 2015
That mogentle of a guy got me rolling with his last line.



lmao!!!




he said barcanista is creating multiple monikers on NL like a pig!!!

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Nobody: 8:05pm On Sep 27, 2015
Attention seeking fool. Feeling important. No go find work. Bastardnista
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by kheart(m): 8:05pm On Sep 27, 2015
The dude is a midget and u know every midget naturally like to be notice
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Meritbaba(m): 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2015
Our dude can be funny at times, Let him have some self eulogy pls.
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by Demdem(m): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2015
His real life succks so he desperately needs all the validation he cam get online to avoid him killing himself.
Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by ionsman: 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2015
That's his headache. Just wanna buttress a point.

Miz.my.coli is akin to Okonjo iweala.

Iweala was highly revered by Nigerians until she decided to mingle with Gej's government. Thereafter, she became an utter joke and lost her respect

The above mentioned nairalander was highly revered on nairaland for her charisma and intellect until she decided to associate with the wailers/the protection seeker. Now,words can't describe how low she has sunk.


P.S : Make if it what you want to.

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Re: APC Blocks FB Account : Barcanista Funny Jokes by DaBullIT(m): 12:07pm On Sep 28, 2015
She still dey ?
ionsman:
That's his headache. Just wanna buttress a point.

Miz.my.coli is akin to Okonjo iweala.

Iweala was highly revered by Nigerians until she decided to mingle with Gej's government. Thereafter, she became an utter joke and lost her respect

The above mentioned nairalander was highly revered on nairaland for her charisma and intellect until she decided to associate with the wailers/the protection seeker. Now,words can't describe how low she has sunk.


P.S : Make if it what you want to.

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