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September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by airmark(m): 12:15pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
COOGAR VS ELYMAXIIMUS Voting Criteria Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules ■ 12 Quatrains ■ Deadline is 2pm, Monday 28th September 2015. ■ Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than the said deadline time. ■ No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. ■ No complaining about votes. ■ A no show will attract a ban. ■ No unnecessary comments ■ No smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof. ■ Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. ■ If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. ■ No argument with established vets or voters. ■ Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. ■ Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck! No breaking of aforementioned rules, bans will be handed to offenders vigorously 12 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by airmark(m): 12:16pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
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Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by coogar: 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
ELYMAX'S SEPULTURE •Any option you choose....never attempt to spite me/Your torture would be worse than a pastor........ trapped in a tent with ISIS/Text-batting with me never ends well...it makes a death decisive/Tummy aches shall cause your death......if you allow a pen decide this/ •Odunharry hired me to come do some maiming here/Max is a nobody, his job in real life is taming deers/He's getting carbonized .....I'd put him to shame this year/So if I say i'll set Ely on fire ......I ain't an arsonist in Cambridgeshire/ •Brawling with Ely feels like I'm tarnishing myself/Mikuz is a petty thief....He happily bites Cex/Liricyst & Obiano remain stagnant like the Shackleton ice shelf/These roaches are begging crumbs outside me door.....Fück that charity mindset/It's time to take out the Enemy at the Gates .....I'm Vasily Zaitsev/ •My last brawl had Ibime writhing in pain/I cremated the fatso....now I am seeking for preys/Take no offence if I'm disrespectful...It's your season of shame/I'd carry Bis' ashes to your funeral....Just to spray some Spit on your Grave/ •Vet vs rookie...you should never look towards me/Beating a cannibal like me requires......a million rhyme books to study/Stop hyping my past opponents.......as if you could top me/Just cos I called you a failure does not mean you should suck Sid/ •I'm your god....To slay you.... I wouldn't rent a rifle/I've got the aura of a street-fighter but meaner than Ken & Ryu/ These bars would have this cünt bleeding for days like the Menstrual Cycle/ Then use Max Ipad to soak his flow ....I'm his Mental Idol/ •Max's a slow coach....I doubt he knows the answer to 88 + 9/When I got the contract to kill you, I practically ate buffet all night/Na your momma I pity pass.... when I made today's punch-lines/watching her son tortured like Nadal....used to flay Murray one time/She'd be crying on Youtube for the loss of a loved one.......Yetunde Bustline/ •This one is for those of you who crave for gossips/ How many of youse know Ely spends his days in churches/He's a deacon at home....He fakes on purpose/This tool is like Tompolo .....He'd deny he prays & worships/ **lemme bring that back**.... This tool is like Tompolo ....He'd deny he preys on warships/ •If you're sailing & the water runs dry, you need to get off the boat/You want war but your flow has receded.....your ascent is terribly slow/My Uzi would have you on bended knees ....whether you are a friend or the foe/ You have failed to graduate from the class of Boyz 2 Men......this is your End of the Road/ •The Coog is an impeccable lyricist...My status shall be inked forever more/You were a raging bull in the last tourney....It's time to meet your matador/ I'm putting the heat on Max ...till he gets singed with temperature/ My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor •Stop getting ahead of yourself like a hasty shopper/I paid my dues....sprinted to the top....While you're a lazy plodder/If I see you dïck-ryde ThePrekky again, I ma turn this brawl into a crazy slaughter/A slüt scheming to fellàte on a Man of God ...........You're Ese Walters/ •This is the hour/I'm killing the coward/Y'all have witnessed the power/Ma fans want his execution swift....the victory is ours/Gimme Ely's aorta instead...this chicken is sour/I'd cut in around his arc precisely like Shinji Kagawa/ This cannibal would put Ely's bïtch-àss on a plate .......Issei Sagawa/ 100 Likes 26 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:31pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
So, I've simplified as much as I can. This should be fun. Enjoy! * * * * * * [size=50pt]COOGAR'S EXECUTION!!![/size] Yo I brought an elastic bag Specially sewn for the snitch/ Coog don't worry, it's UNISEX, incase you pose as a b1tch/ But Ur mum killed Ur pa, . . . we know she's a witch/ toasting ladies, like her poo$y's closed with a stitch/ She's known to COPE IN HAGGING. . . . . so I'm bringing lonely DANISH . . . . to get her choked with 'em d1ck/ coogar: His wackplays sound funny/ well max-cray's now coming/ Since he's got REACHES than bill gates' found company/ my fists invest great pounds on him/ Then I hop in his new place, rounds popping/ set his home ablaze . . . . . . . . . . house warming!/ You rub NUTS like peeling fresh pea/ you good with balls than even messi/ the way you gripping test1s / is the same way I'll grip this wicked DEZZIE/ though the EAGLE'S form's poor . . . . . you're getting fired like Steven keshi/ Alcapone; I'm the fierce lord of the mobsters/ I swing! GMB; the bad axe sent's fxcking obnoxious/ he gets cut till he's bloodless/ his belly pierced roughly with cutlass/ When he looks down . . . . . it's a wasted TOMMY HE'LL FIGURE . . . . . like men's undies & boxers/ Unlike you, I cruise on flows . . . . . elusive sailor/ When it was bars we traded, . . . . this PRO DUCKED . . . . like a goods retailer / You thought I'm gone, you fool . . . but I'm COMING SOON . . . . like a movie trailer/ I'll shoot this wailer/ "Two pops" in his mouth like I brought good inhaler/ He a screwed derailer While I drop hot flows than boiling-kettles/ your yap keeps spinning like running pedals/ I'll spoil ya mouth, when I come with metals/ Tools will spray, coog will faint, when I give ya tooth d K . . . . . like rotten dentals/ Normally, I'll leave fools to shout, talk/ But when he goes bananas,. I'll bring tools to ground nuts / "Take shots to the b1tch" . . . . party grooves are now such/ the b1tch PANTS . . . having dudes ar0u$ed up/ Niggas want his head, . . they asking coogar how much? / If he flirting, I'm giving him a slap/ next I'm speeding in with gats/ Shoot him while "he gossips". . . . then tell people; "curiosity killed the cat"/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . next I'm at his FAM house, condoling strictly with his dad/ it's "wake keeping" . . . so I'm facing him . . . to "clap overnight" . . . . . . . . . with the biggest Mac/ I script the sickest rap Buh this f@ggot wack crier/ din't sight this coming. . . these bars will shock him; . . . . sparky barb wire/. He tried voodoo to make this active max tire/ till I put flames in his spine; . . . that's a backfire / And since you bite & praise yourself. than a mass choir/ I'll punch Ur lips . . . we'll see blood all over Ur mouth . . . .like a famished vampire / Thecrook, Ur days are numbered! How? On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/ Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs . . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/ On Wednesday; the 45-cal blows his chin/ Thursday; fours spray the wacko villain/ Friday; the 30-30 carve holes in him/ On Saturday; he'll get killed with the 50-50. . . . . and that's no cheating/ Not efijacdator, flash did mistake/ that for £jaculator, cos you have niggis r@ped/ but not in battles we staged/ u're practic'ly gay/ thecrook might be ranting his great/ But we only call you an OVERCOMER . . . cos from morning, . . . . you w@nk tiil it's late/ You've had no challenger slain/ bis whooped & left you rambling with pain/ cos you're john champion; you only rant in the game/ One verse per year . . . . that is his name/ y'all seriously think . . . . this devious being will . . . last in the fame?/ naah! Jeff Lew! ; I make my peeps "kill a being". . . when max is insane!/ Max-cray! ************ * Jeff Lew is the producer of killer bean * Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark * I believe the rest are easy to dig 72 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by airmark(m): 2:31pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
coogar: 47 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by airmark(m): 2:32pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: 50 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by airmark(m): 2:34pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Open for votes, . Thanks |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
MY HONEST VERDICT Opener - 1 point---- ELYMAX Rhymes - 2 points----COOGAR Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points---TIE Punchlines - 3 points----COOGAR Flow - 1 point----COOGAR Personals - 2 points----ELYMAX Wordplays - 2 points----TIE Closer - 1 point----TIE ELYMAX IS CRAY!!! . . THECOOG IS A BEAST!!! MVGT--- COOGER #YOLO 10 Likes |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by danbrowndmf(m): 2:46pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
It safe to say elymax didn't disapoint,but again coogar brought fire... MVGT-COOGAR 9 Likes |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by funlord(m): 2:52pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Finally! |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Nobody: 3:00pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
The difference is clear. I give it to coogar. Front Page Please. 'I'd carry Bis' ashes to your funeral....Just to spray some Spit on your Grave/' ' I brought an elastic bag Specially sewn for the snitch/ Coog don't worry, it's UNISEX, incase you pose as a b1tch/' Nice Job guys. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Urine: 3:02pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Here's my opinion This battle has made me cry like I'm cutting onion Both guys are not up to par No legends in this game, they are not Van Der Sar If I had to make a choice I'll probably need a coin to toss My vote goes to Elymaxiimus His rhyme is smooth it sounds like a mandamus 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by GIYAZZ(m): 3:15pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Coogar is mad and Elymax is cray!!!!!!! I'm busy now. I will vote as soon as I'm done with this stuff. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Emaprince: 3:37pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Airmark, pls ensure that this thread doesn't hit FP until in-house members are done voting. Fp will attract unnecessary comments, childish and laughable verdicts from people that knows nada about text rap. Really a very good brawl from both glads. I'm impressed that coogar's verse was tailor made for max, hence nullifying the one-year-one-verse taunts. It is mostly filled with recent events in rapbattle chatroom. Those aren't just random punches which any opponent can get served with. Nice one, bro. I'm also impressed with Elymaxiimus. He didn't dissapoint. He stood up to the task and delivered a worthy verse. Good battle yo! I need to read and read again so I'll be satisfied with whatever verdict I dish out. This is no ordinary match. This is a GRUDGE MATCH!!! 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by 007Bruce: 3:46pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-english. . . . .that's why I'm the King of Metaphor On saturday; he'll get killed with 50-50. . . . .and that's no cheating I'm coming. . . 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by captainflash(m): 4:02pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
MY VERDICT I DON'T FAVOR ANYONE!! Opener__Coogar Rhymes__Coogar Punchline__Coogar Personal__Elymaxiimus Metaphor/similie__tie Flow__coogar Creativity__coogar Wordplay__coogar Closer__Elymaxiimus Coogar_6 vs_Elymaxiimus 2 MVGT_ COOGAR!! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by kr0ne(m): 5:31pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Opener - Tie Rhymes - Tie Similes/ Metaphors - Coogar (mad references from recent events) Punchlines - Tie (I can't separate this) Flow - Tie Personals - Tie Wordplays - Elymax (I have to give it to Max for consistency. The beautiful thing is none of them is forced except the Killer Bean... Being has two syllables) Closer - 1 point - Coogar (Max, dope concept but you don't end a verse with self-praise) Overall, this is not a one-sided battle like some people opined. Both emcees came fully prepared and delivered beastly bars filled with dope punchlines and metaphors. I'd just add that Coogar's verse is more organized with better choice of words, which makes it easier to read and follow than Max's. Elymax, I like your fire but all those spaces you left between your bars na wa o. Try compressing it next time. It's 3 - 2 from my count. . .a very close call. Mvgt - Coogar! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Ksslib(m): 5:32pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Opener - coogar.. Intelligent bar. Rhymes - Coogar Similes/ Metaphors - Tie... My fav from both... ..: Punchlines - Coogar.. Both were sick with the punches. Max had some crazy ones too, but I ll give it to coogar. These two were the decider ..: ..: I loved this one from max too... ..: Flow - Tie.. Personals - **blank** Wordplays - Coogar.. a pen decide this/appendicitis. .. suck did/succed and prays and worship/preys on warships did it for me... Max's Tommy he'll figure was wowing but I think the prekky or someone else has done it in the past, so it killed the element of surprise for me. Closer - I had to google who both issie shagawa and jeff law are.. Based on what I saw, I ll give to coogar. But since I had to google it, I ain't giving no one any point for it. . Mehnn.. This brawl is hot. Top notch writtens from both cats. Max could have easily won, if coogar, on the other hand, wasnt at his best. I enjoyed both verses throughly. . Mvgt---Coogar 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by obainojazz(m): 5:41pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Ok...done with work...
Seeing coogar's opener alone
Opener - coogar....when I saw A pen decide this....I said YOLO Rhymes- coogar...niggar can rhyme Similes/metaphors- coog is rilly d king of metaphor Punchlines- Tie Flow- coogar...clean Personals- elymax....cogaar dey put my name for dere U dey craze fah Wordplays- coogar edges this Closer-elymax....one ver per year . Mvgt- coogar Elymax bars are top notch...coog's bars are quality...very rare to find 2 Likes |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by mikuz(m): 5:49pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Good battle, but I think Elymaxiimus won this battle. MVGT : Elymaxiimus I still dey work. I'll elaborate when I get home. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Supermiy: 5:58pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Max You Dumb Down On This Too Much And Some Generic Stuff.. Cooger Had Some Annoying Wordplays Tho..It Shouldn't Becoming From You Haba.. Metaphor .. Opener-tie! Love Max's Scheme But Cooger Buildup Sweet Die! Rhymes-cooger!! Metaphor-Max Punchline-cooger..Max Used Some Materials Even Dark Would Consider Them Outplayed :p That Wake Keeping Line Na Die Wordplay-cooger Pers-null!! Closer-cooger As The Thing Go..MVGT-cooger Nice Job Guys..Ya Made My Day! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Kanyol(m): 6:07pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/ This is a beautiful and well-articulated bar. I wud give my verdict to Ely if i'm allowed to vote. Vote - Elymaximus 6 Likes |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Emaprince: 6:18pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Voting Criteria Opener - 1 point - coogar ran away with this. Max did his thing but the parental diss as opener is not just it, especially in a brawl where your opponent isn't smiling at all. Coog focused on his opponent with an opener filled with hate, anger, condescension and poison. Rhymes - 2 points - I'll have to tie this cos elymax put in work. Though coog's choice of words seperated him from an average rhymer. Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - coogar. Nice similies from both. Coogar is just ahead here. Punchlines - 3 points - coogar!!! Flow - 1 point - tie Personals - 2 points - coogar. That Theprekky/man of God line killed it for me. Wordplays - 2 points - Tie Closer - 1 point - coogar MVGt - coogar Kudos to max for coming good though, but coogar was just class due to his knowledge of the world, choice of words etc. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by 007Bruce: 6:32pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Opener, wordplay, personal - tie rhymes, metaphor, punchline, closer - coogar flow - elymax MVGT - coogar kudos to elymax. 1 Like |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Nobody: 6:46pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Nice battle. I will vote when I have learnt the meaning of punchlines, metaphors, rhymes, closer, wordplay and opener 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by GIYAZZ(m): 6:57pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
firstEVA:Come lemme teach you. MVGT: Coogar But hey, Elymax was cray!!!! Nice one bro. 2 Likes |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by bqlekan(m): 7:04pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Been reloading this page since 3:15pm, can't wait for the verdict.. sick battle.. rare punches.. Still learning tho.. vets will be vets! I know some mumus who know nothing bou TextRap be spitting shiii.. you wanna prove yourself? Go to the rap battles chatroom... won a le e, ese re o ni bale |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Nobody: 7:12pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Hmmm,at last we can all have a glass to toast . Opener-- Coogar came with this anger approach with a personal that was fresh in our memory...That word "option" I connect many words to it. Ely was very hilarious with his concept ....I will give this to Coogar on brilliance. Rhymes---- Ely got this....I felt his rhymes more it was so cool for me. Similes/Metaphors----Coogar got this Punchlines-----They both came very close but Coogar edged a little bit ....I will give creativity and well structured concept to Ely. Oh! that Monday ,Saturday,Friday ish was mad and that was a class ... Flows--- They were impressive with the flows. TIE Wordplays--Tie Personals--- I expected Ely to edge this but he came short with it...TIE Closer----Coogar MVGT---Coogar Well, this not a one -sided battle ....they both raised their swords but I have to give Ely more praise though. Emaprince,seems like you reading my mind ....the whole battle scene was centered around "CHATROOM" ...Ely was impressive but Coogar got the crown. Kudos to Ely and Coogar ...Respect! 4 Likes |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by Ibime(m): 7:51pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Max lost this battle on the opener. I didn't understand that Cope in Hagging line at all and Coogars opener was the best line of the whole battle ie appendicitis. Copenhagen is pronounced cope in hay gin so Max lost me there. However Max spent the rest of the battle landing some witty punches. Some of Coogars bars flew over my head eg Ese Walters, Vasily Zaitsev, Metaphor cos I don't know the background story but in the end although Max is witty, he's just not as polished as Coogar in syntax, language structure, pronunciation etc although I must laud a good effort against the odds and say forget about deactivating moniker on this performance. Besides I'm sure both emcees are grown up enough not to hold such grudge. Opener - Coog Rhymes - Coog Metas - Coog Punchlines - Max (I prefer witty and direct attacks) Wordplays - Tie (Coog had the best but Max had more volume) Flow - Max Personals - NA Closer - Coog (Maxs killer bean flew over my head. Its too niche if you have to put it in parenthesis) Vote - Coog 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: September To Remember: Coogar Vs Elymaxiimus by sosiqdude(m): 8:06pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Elymaxiimus I'm proud of you mehn!! Coogar's verse were more unique and sweet.. I vote for coogar 2 Likes |
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