I know am not supposed to be disturbing you all this very moment knowing fully well d situation of things.

Pls, don't think am taking you all for granted or trying to take undue advantage. I cherish our friendship more than u can imagine, it's just dat I don't know who to ask or where to turn to at dis very moment.

Sometimes, things become so confusing n extremely difficult that one is forced to inconvenience friends n family and u are one of those I know I can run or turn to in a time like dis.Pls don't be offended n don't take it to heart or feel bad if u cannot be of help to me, it happens atimes.

Sometimes, you really want to help, but d situation at hand at dat moment really makes it impossible to do so. I understand.But will appreciate if u can help me wit dis. It is very important you tell me. I really need d answer pls.............I want to fry dodo, should I use plantain

Nope dear.......use sand!!!!!?

That moment... ;DThat moment...

Is it the end of the month already?
Oh yeah, time to get ur concotion from baba adifala

Lolz

yes, use beans






...i mean "locust beans"
but you even need to rub the back of your hand with devil's beans to make it more palatable

65% of Humans, have mental disorder -WHO

The all serious Toks2008 becoming a troll...

Now this is surprising, tell me, what has come over you??

Or better still #hackers alert, This is a more reasonable excuse.

Who hacked Toks account??

kinibigdeal:
65% of Humans, have mental disorder -WHO

Lol.... tell me you did not lke the humour...

Luckygurl:
The all serious Toks2008 becoming a troll...

Now this is surprising, tell me, what has come over you??

Or better still #hackers alert, This is a more reasonable excuse.

Who has hacked Toks account??

I guess this is the jolly side of toks...lol

use your dick....

uncle Toks2008 when are you getting married?

and I took my time to read everything.

sir, use tomatoes.

misspicy:
uncle Toks2008 when are you getting married?

I will when i see a lady who is pleasing to my eyes.A lady who is not after what a man has,a financially indepent lady who can at least pretend to be God fearing and should be good in the kitchen.

This is not too much i guess and by the way abeg o i no be uncle...just call me toks.

Hmmm unusual

Toks2008:
I know am not supposed to be disturbing you all this very moment knowing fully well d situation of things.

Pls, don't think am taking you all for granted or trying to take undue advantage. I cherish our friendship more than u can imagine, it's just dat I don't know who to ask or where to turn to at dis very moment.

Sometimes, things become so confusing n extremely difficult that one is forced to inconvenience friends n family and u are one of those I know I can run or turn to in a time like dis.Pls don't be offended n don't take it to heart or feel bad if u cannot be of help to me, it happens atimes.

Sometimes, you really want to help, but d situation at hand at dat moment really makes it impossible to do so. I understand.But will appreciate if u can help me wit dis. It is very important you tell me. I really need d answer pls.............I want to fry dodo, should I use plantain

I like the humour! Still young at heart Toks!! Ride on!!!

Some people don't read to understand, but just to comment trash/insults.

@OP, I like your creativity, the way you masterminded this post from the begining to the end makes every viewer read in between the lines, your writing sence really drew many people's attention including me to this post.
This is what Professor EMEKA in my school call Advertising and Marketing Strategy 101!

Toks2008:


I will when i see a lady who is pleasing to my eyes.A lady who is not after what a man has,a financially indepent lady who can at least pretend to be God fearing and should be good in the kitchen.

This is not too much i guess and by the way abeg o i no be uncle...just call me toks.

You couldn't even keep a home. You should be ashamed of yourself

halexito:
I like the humour! Still young at heart Toks!! Ride on!!!

Thanks jare...i no be news paper guy who is always serious 24/7 lol.

Olasco93:
Some people don't read to understand, but just to comment trash/insults.

@OP, I like your creativity, the way you masterminded this post from the begining to the end makes every viewer read in between the lines, your writing sence really drew many people's attention including me to this post.
This is what Professor EMEKA in my school call Advertising and Marketing Strategy 101!

lol thanks bro but to be honest i only modified a little but a friend sent this to me yesternight and i was like oh my..she got me reeal good so i felt like sharing it.

favoured234:
Hmmm unusual

Yeah very unusual...

akike:


You couldn't even keep a home. You should be ashamed of yourself

Please nairalanders help me join hands in binding every monitoring spirits whether online or offline wey no wan let me rest by fire in Jesus name...AMEN

Toks2008:



Please nairalanders help me join hands in binding every monitoring spirits whether online or offline wey no wan let me rest by fire in Jesus name...AMEN

mtchewww

Olasco93:
Some people don't read to understand, but just to comment trash/insults.

@OP, I like your creativity, the way you masterminded this post from the begining to the end makes every viewer read in between the lines, your writing sence really drew many people's attention including me to this post.
This is what Professor EMEKA in my school call Advertising and Marketing Strategy 101!

I pray you get sense

Toks2008:


I will when i see a lady who is pleasing to my eyes.A lady who is not after what a man has,a financially indepent lady who can at least pretend to be God fearing and should be good in the kitchen.

This is not too much i guess and by the way abeg o i no be uncle...just call me toks.

that is not too much to ask,and i believe such a woman is not scarce or hard to find,atleast we recently helped one get over d cheating habit of her husband...

the only clause is,do you have the requirements to meet with all this qualities you are after?

www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/04/chronicles-of-blog-visitor-narrative_30.html?m=1

read the story on that link when you are tru,lemme know,i will send you a link to her husband's response...

misspicy:

that is not too much to ask,and i believe such a woman is not scarce or hard to find,atleast we recently helped one get over d cheating habit of her husband...

the only clause is,do you have the requirements to meet with all this qualities you are after?

www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/04/chronicles-of-blog-visitor-narrative_30.html?m=1

read the story on that link when you are tru,lemme know,i will send you a link to her husband's response...

There is no gain saying im a rare breed but in Nigeeria where money reigns mor supreme in the life of most laddies rather than love,there is absolutely nothing a man can do to please a lady who puts so much emphasies on money over love.

I had a great affair for 12yrs and 6yrs into the crtship we had introdctn then both agreed to wait for her mum who is in the states to come bck befre we had the trd wedn cos accrdn to her,she does not want anthr woman to sit as her mum at her wedn since she is still alive n i felt that made sense...but unfortunat for somee rsons her mum was still busy in the states until we broke up.

The years of our courtship was great,after intro we moved in tgther and trust me,my business was doing well and money was flowing in so well and i did my best to ensure she lacked nothing..remained sexually faithful to only her all the years we were tgther but about 4yrs ago i had a terrible set back in my business and the lady i tot i knew so well changed..

She would say she feels i have offended pple hence my misfortune,that i should go out and seek solution bla bla and she droped the bombshell that she will leave if she turned 30 n stagnancy persists and she did just that in feb 2013 after series of crazy acts and i just had to let go.

Im writing this to clear the air on why iim still single at my age..its not that im not "cute enough" or im broke cos to God b the glory things have changed and still getting better but its because most Nigerian ladies are hopeless,they can marry a monster for money.

Right now i have lost faith in Nigerian ladies expecially those who have no job or nothing doing at all to make a living..cos this category mostly care less about love but money money and more money...leet me just stop here

So let me have the link to the hubby response.

Toks2008:


There is no gain saying im a rare breed but in Nigeeria where money reigns mor supreme in the life of most laddies rather than love,there is absolutely nothing a man can do to please a lady who puts so much emphasies on money over love.

I had a greeat affair for 12yrs and 6yrs into thee crtship we had introdctn then both agreed to wait for her mum who is in the states to come bck befre we had the trd wedn cos accrdn to her,she does not want anthr woman to sit as her mum at her wedn sincee she is still alive.

The years of our courtship was great,after intro we moved in tgther and trust me,my business was doing well and money was flowing in so well and i did my best to ensure she lacked nothing..remained seexually faithful to only her all the years we were tgther but about 4yrs ago i had a terrible set back in my business and the lady i tot i knew so well changed..

She would say she feels i have offended pple hence my misfortune,that i should go out and seeek solution bla bla and she droped the bombshell that she will leave if she turned 30 n stagnanxy persists and she did just that in feb 2013 after series of crazy acts and i just had to let go.

Im writing this to clear the air on why iim still single at my age..its not that im not "cute enough" or im broke cos to God b the glory things have changed and still getting better but its because most Nigerian ladies are hopeless,they can marry a monster for money.

Right now i have lost faith in Nigerian ladies expecially those who have no job or nothing doing at all to make a living..cos this category mostly care less about love but money money and more money...leet me just stop here

So let me have the link to the hubby response.

i get ur view now,and i still insist such women are in abundance n not in rare my mum an example even till death



www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/05/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narratives.html?m=1
second narrative
husband's response,men can never satisfied.

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misspicy:

i get ur view now,and i still insist such women are in abundance n not in rare my mum an example even till death



www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/05/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narratives.html?m=1
second narrative
husband's response,men can never satisfied.

wow so touching...the lady should give the guy a second chance.

Op, don't use plantain for the dodo.

Use water and garri.

smh for you.

missbronze:
Op, don't use plantain for the dodo.

Use water and garri.

smh for you.

lmao