Bimffo:


Lemme PM you abeg. Small money is still something. Can I PM you?

be quick while the offer lasts.....

airmark:

Coogar is a fraud, i was n't surprised he quickly changed his words from 'new dm' to a 'competent dm'. Yet he was not smart at it. He now referred to ramires as that competent dm we have been missing.

you are a disgrace to formal education.
if cesc gets moved to play in the hole, who would play in cesc's original position? come on, airmark.......we know you are a cretin but don't stretch the borders of deftness further than what we know you are capable of.

How i wish ibime could inflict him with curses tonight for saying that rami is the key now. Next time he would think twice anytime he types rubbish before clicking submit button on this thread.

what happened to your own hands?
have you been cursed with polio. i am your nemesis on this forum. from this section to the battle rap section, i will always pound you to death. preys like you were created so that an apex predator like me can survive.

Coogar, Mr. 90%+10% <100%

do not hold me responsible for your poor comprehension.

Spy360:

No because LvG > J Mou...

'Falcao'
What an old man saw while sitting, his apprentice want to see while standing.

Both Coaches are dickheaded and stubborn.
That a style of play worked out for you last season doesn't mean it will work out this season.

Chelseafan1:


hehehe....he'll still come here to type his usual hogwash, we shall be here to disgrace him yet again

Lmfao.

After allocating 10% and 90%, he said the dm problem is not up to 1%. Even if it is 0.00001%, where will that come from? He is a disgrace to man utd fans .

coogar:


the DM position actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%.

airmark:


After allocating 10% and 90%, he said the dm problem is not up to 1%. Even if it is 0.00001%, where will that come from? He is a disgrace to man utd fans .

Lwkmd.....didn't you see he has re-edited his initial post to suit his senseless arguments, my own wahala now is that, he should even tell us how he came about his own 90% for Hazard and 10% for Courtois' absence, too many blunders tonight alone and he wants to be taken serious


We know about Squawka, whoscored, opta stats and the rest that come up with sensible stats.

Maybe he wants to start his own Hazard ratings and stats company

airmark:

After allocating 10% and 90%, he said the dm problem is not up to 1%. Even if it is 0.00001%, where will that come from? He is a disgrace to man utd fans .

mr doofus....
if it's not up to 1%, it is zero.

bloody hell, how did you survive infancy with this level of stüpidity?

Chelseafan1:

Lwkmd.....didn't you see he has re-edited his initial post to suit his senseless arguments

hehehe....
you are a verminous cretin. i saw more intelligent donkeys at the opening ceremony of the last olympic games.

We know about Squawka, who scored, opta stats and the rest who come up with sensible stats.Maybe he wants to start his own Hazard ratings and stats company

hazard stats?
he's scored a total of 0 goals in 11 games. hazard's game per goal ratio is undefined in math. even the much derided falcao has scored this season.

hazard is the only "world class" player yet to score in the planet. perhaps if you go to a t-junction and dance näked by 12 midnight, the gods of your ancestors might open the goal gate for hidden hazard.

Monaco shareholder mad for Mourinho


Alessandro Proto, an Italian businessman who is a shareholder at Monaco, has published a statement reiterating his recently revealed interest in recruiting Portuguese tactician José Mourinho, who is currently at Chelsea.

"Mourinho is the best coach in the world", claimed Proto - whose company has a joint majority stake in the New York Times together with Carlos Slim -, adding that he has a meeting lined up with Blues owner Roman Abramovich this Tuesday.

"If necessary, I'll pay Abramovich the release clause straight up so that he lets Mourinho go", the statement continues, noting that if the Russian "doesn't want him [Mou] any more", Proto is more than happy to splash the cash to help take him to the Stade Louis II.

The statement goes on to warn that if Monaco don't act because they consider signing Mou too big an investment, "the USA and the MLS are ready to welcome him with open arms".

Proto's words could be seen as a way of jockeying for position with Mourinho's job at Chelsea under serious pressure following a terrible start to the season.

Last season's Premier League champions are currently 15th in the table with just three wins from 11 matches, having lost their sixth league game of the campaign 3-1 at home to Liverpool on Saturday. What's more, their Capital One Cup defence came to an early end when they were knocked out by Stoke on penalties.


http://www.marca.com/en/2015/11/01/en/football/international_football/1446404950.html

coogar:


mr doofus....
if it's not up to 1%, it is zero.

bloody hell, how did you survive infancy with this level of stüpidity?



hehehe....
you are a verminous cretin. i saw more intelligent donkeys at the opening ceremony of the last olympic games.



hazard stats?
he's scored a total of 0 goals in 11 games. hazard's game per goal ratio is undefined in math. even the much derided falcao has scored this season.

hazard is the only "world class" player yet to score in the planet. perhaps if you go to a t-junction and dance näked by 12 midnight, the gods of your ancestors might open the goal gate for hidden hazard.

Was this how Mr Coogar came about 90% for Hazard as Chelsea's problem and 10% for Begovic? and Ramires being the competent DM for the team to partner Matic??

Nihilist:
West Ham, Leicester, Watford, Everton, Crystal Palace, West Brom are just a few examples of the 14 teams that are ahead of Chelsea this season.

Are we now to believe that the defending champions all of sudden now have the 15th best midfield in the league? Are we honestly saying the midfield that conceded the least amount of goals by May is suddenly not good enough 6 months later?

I mean, isn't obvious that even if we had an artificially constructed super-midfielder playing in that middle, he too might fall victim to the general malaise that is currently affecting the squad?

Football is not that difficult. Matic and Fabregas cannot just lose their talent in 6 months. Hazard cannot just forget how to play in 6 months. Costa cannot just lose his scorer's instinct in 6 months. This is real life and not Space Jam.

Anytalk about midfield play is just one symptom of an encompassing disease. Defence is wack too. Striker is wack too. Hazard is wack too.

the very same things we used to ponder on in moyes' regime
It's a little bit more surprising because Jose is defending his title unlike moyes that was replacing someone else

When I said I was seeing a moyes like pattern I knew what I was talking about, even though I can't quite place my finger on it atm. It'll be easier to point out in the coming weeks

This saga like that of the moyes induced one of United is also very likely going to end up in a clear out

coogar:


and i am just warming up o......

these losers have been gagging to be put down like rabid dogs. who the fück is chelseafan1 in the comity of intellectuals on this forum? he's so dull, he cannot form an O with the base of a beer bottle.



nothing peeves me more than you mere mortals telling your god that you are done. you cannot be done until i say so. bow down & apologise right now before i invoke belzeebub to splatter your blood.



you have a better chance impregnating beyonce than hazard influencing games for chelsea. your idol is done......we have been vindicated that hazard should be doing houseboy job in neymar's town house.

This would make Hazard's fanboys so mad!


Dmcdad should be laughing...

Chelseafan1:


Lwkmd.....didn't you see he has re-edited his initial post to suit his senseless arguments, my own wahala now is that, he should even tell us how he came about his own 90% for Hazard and 10% for Courtois' absence, too many blunders tonight alone and he wants to be taken serious


We know about Squawka, whoscored, opta stats and the rest that come up with sensible stats.

Maybe he wants to start his own Hazard ratings and stats company

That's what happens when a nincompoop tryna prove knowledgeable and got exposed. Craps like him made me to leave this section in the past. I can't believe many twaddles and ludicrous analyses some ninjas spit in this section. It's terrible. I am happy sane minds are still here, though. Now he has ignominiously said our dm problem is 0%. That's what happens when a f00l is cornered with facts. I am done with him today.

coogar:

if it's not up to 1%, it is zero.

Chelseafan1:


Lwkm.... U want to see my pics so u can take it to your shrine... u have failed.

Everyone on here knows my age, you are the old fool who has no iota of shame left in him, your self esteem has hit a new low, the only platform to display ur senseless bravado is on Nairaland.

Coogar, you are finished!

**pukes on his fat igbotic head**

Coogar Igbo Guy? Igbo kwenu!!!

Griffon:
Bloodbath.

Chelseafan1 tell me u're not gasping for air, we've got some oxygen tanks in the locker.

Wicked!!!

Chelseafan1:


Was this how Mr Coogar came about 90% for Hazard as Chelsea's problem and 10% for Begovic? and Ramires being the competent DM for the team to partner Matic??

the spine of a team is the key....

courtois--zouma--matic--cesc--costa. this spine is good enough to haul chelsea back to the top-4.

build the team around cesc.....forget hazard, he's a flash in the pan. hazard himself has confessed he will never be a ronaldo/messi cos he's contented with 1 goal in a game.

airmark:

That's what happens when a nincompoop tryna prove knowledgeable and got exposed. Craps like him made me to leave this section in the past. I can't believe many twaddles and ludicrous analyses some ninjas spit in this section. It's terrible. I am happy sane minds are still here, though. Now he has ignominiously said our dm problem is 0%. That's what happens when a f00l is cornered with facts. I am done with him today.

the only reason you still have the gall to post on this forum is your lack of decorum. after the public flogging you got last week, i was expecting you to deactivate.

you lied to us robben won the EPL at 20. your lie was called out, you disputed that you wrote such baloney. the evidence was produced that you actually did........then you did a houdini disappearance.

from thread to thread, you get pilloried. you have the swag of a gang-rapë victim. nearly everyone here has peed in your face. it's obvious football punditry isn't your forte.....why don't you find a palm tree to climb instead of masquerading you have what it takes to discuss the intricate issues in football?

airfart......if you marry a tool like you, you shall produce idïots.

Ahhh Seun

nonsoroyalty:

The dude has been shamed and exposed more than the thighs of an edo LovePeddler even by his fellow chelsea fans

He still holds the record of being the only guy that got banned on nl because of hazard

Ill keep on saying this anywhere the name hazard is mentioned even in the sexuality section he will always be there to do the needful I.e sucking hazards c*ck

This got me laughing...

Seun viewing!!!


Someone indeed called your attention...


I hail oh! No ban abeg!

coogar:

be quick while the offer lasts.....

Give me your E-mail. Nairaland doesn't want me to send a PM to you.

Bimffo:


He is a Barca fan o.

No he is a Madrid fan...

Bimffo:


Give me your E-mail. Nairaland doesn't want me to send a PM to you.

drop yours....
my secretary will bring it to me.

Who called S*un here

coogar:


[s]the spine of a team is the key....

courtois--zouma--matic--cesc--costa. this spine is good enough to haul chelsea back to the top-4.

build the team around cesc.....forget hazard, he's a flash in the pan. hazard himself has confessed he will never be a ronaldo/messi cos he's contented with 1 goal in a game.



the only reason you still have the gall to post on this forum is your lack of decorum. after the public flogging you got last week, i was expecting you to deactivate.

you lied to us robben won the EPL at 20. your lie was called out, you disputed that you wrote such baloney. the evidence was produced that you actually did........then you did a houdini disappearance.

from thread to thread, you get pilloried. you have the swag of a gang-rapë victim. nearly everyone here has peed in your face. it's obvious football punditry isn't your forte.....why don't you find a palm tree to climb instead of masquerading you have what it takes to discuss the intricate issues in football?

airfart......if you marry a tool like you, you shall produce idïots[/s].

Forget those craps. I know later ibime would address your ramires being our saviour as dm. The issue for now is how is 90%+10%<100% ?

coogar:


the spine of a team is the key....

courtois--zouma--matic--cesc--costa. this spine is good enough to haul chelsea back to the top-4.

build the team around cesc.....forget hazard, he's a flash in the pan. hazard himself has confessed he will never be a ronaldo/messi cos he's contented with 1 goal in a game.



the only reason you still have the gall to post on this forum is your lack of decorum. after the public flogging you got last week, i was expecting you to deactivate.

you lied to us robben won the EPL at 20. your lie was called out, you disputed that you wrote such baloney. the evidence was produced that you actually did........then you did a houdini disappearance.

from thread to thread, you get pilloried. you have the swag of a gang-rapë victim. nearly everyone here has peed in your face. it's obvious football punditry isn't your forte.....why don't you find a palm tree to climb instead of masquerading you have what it takes to discuss the intricate issues in football?

airfart......if you marry a tool like you, you shall produce idïots.

Are you trying to tell us that Fabregas and Costa have been better than Hazard this season, there were/was games/a game he didn't start yet the team didn't still win...This time last year, Fabregas already had 10 assists or thereabouts with Costa scoring for fun, how many goals and assists have the duo managed this season alone??

airmark:

Forget those craps. I know later ibime would address your ramires being our saviour as dm. The issue for now is how is 90%+10%<100% ?

any idiöt that is combative would partner matic excellently & provide that cover for your back four. that area of the pitch isn't your problem. hazard & begovic are your biggest problems.

90 + 10 = 100%, mr. airfart!
you got pummelled last week & you are being obliterated again first day of the month. which kind soap you dey take bath? omo detergent!

coogar:

drop yours.... my secretary will bring it to me.

Lol. are U whining me?
adegibim@gmail.com

coogar:


any idiöt that is combative would partner matic excellently & provide that cover for your back four. that area of the pitch isn't your problem. hazard & begovic are your biggest problems.

90 + 10 = 100%

That area is n't our problem? . Then go and reedit as usual all junks you wrote initially. We will always restrain you from dropping nonsensical stuffs here and there. Meanwhile, I read on your thread, someone said in the past instead of blaming torres, you were always blaming his colleagues for not giving him good passes back then. I did n't know it's been long you have been making a fool of yourself. Well, enjoy the rest of the day. ciao

airmark:


That area is n't our problem? . Then go and reedit as usual all junks you wrote initially. We will always restrain you from dropping nonsense stuffs here and there. Meanwhile, I read on your thread, someone said in the past instead of blaming torres, you were always blaming his colleagues for not giving him good passes back then. I did n't know it's been long you have been making a fool of yourself. Well, enjoy the rest of the day. ciao

Whoever told you that was right, back then he was always blaming those that played alongside Torres, last year, he was like Falcao wud score lots of goals for united too until the guy proved him wrong.

Coogs has been known for saying nonsense for years, no be today e start

Nihilist:
West Ham, Leicester, Watford, Everton, Crystal Palace, West Brom are just a few examples of the 14 teams that are ahead of Chelsea this season.

Are we now to believe that the defending champions all of sudden now have the 15th best midfield in the league? Are we honestly saying the midfield that conceded the least amount of goals by May is suddenly not good enough 6 months later?

I mean, isn't obvious that even if we had an artificially constructed super-midfielder playing in that middle, he too might fall victim to the general malaise that is currently affecting the squad?

Football is not that difficult. Matic and Fabregas cannot just lose their talent in 6 months. Hazard cannot just forget how to play in 6 months. Costa cannot just lose his scorer's instinct in 6 months. This is real life and not Space Jam.

Anytalk about midfield play is just one symptom of an encompassing disease. Defence is wack too. Striker is wack too. Hazard is wack too.

Believe it or not, yes we do have about the 15th best midfield in the Premiership when it comes to the basic job of keeping the midfield tight.

If you doubt me, peep this. . .

There is NOT A SINGLE CLUB in the Premiership that will prefer Kurt Zouma to any of it's midfielders or consider playing him in midfield as Chelsea basically did from January to May last year.

That is FACT for you, live and direct!

Chelseafan1:


Whoever told you that was right, back then he was always blaming those that played alongside Torres, last year, he was like Falcao wud score lots of goals for united too until the guy proved him wrong.

Coogs has been known for saying nonsense for years, no be today e start

I thought ibime was exaggerating cos he always ridiculed his contributions in this section in his rap verses. You guys have been torturing your eyes reading flapdoodles from schlemiels like him.

Ibime:


Believe it or not, yes we do have about the 15th best midfield in the Premiership when it comes to the basic job of keeping the midfield tight.

If you doubt me, peep this. . .

There is NOT A SINGLE CLUB in the Premiership that will prefer Kurt Zouma to any of it's midfielders or consider playing him in midfield as Chelsea basically did from January to May last year.

That is FACT for you, live and direct!

So Matic-Fabregas pivot that won the league just this May is not better than say Drinkwater-Kante at Leicester, or Kouyate-Noble at WestHam or even Eric Dier-Dele Alli at Spurs?

Spurs midfield pairing in particular consists of a centre-back(Dier) and a guy who was playing for MK Dons 6 months ago.

So those guys can do this 'basic job' that Matic\Fab dont know how to do?

What is this 'basic job' then? Turning water in to wine?

Kurt Zouma.

Kurt Phucking Zouma!

Whichever midfielder was benched for Kurt Zouma should commit suicide right now!!!

If I look around the Premiership, the only midfields I see as suspect energy wise and basics wise . . . .and the only ones who could not lend an adequate base of support for our attacking cast are Sunderland, Stoke, Newcastle, West Brom and Bournemouth.

The day Kurt phucking Zouma is seen as a person to save your midfield, you better scrap that whole midfield motherphucker.

Kurt Phucking Zouma!!!!

Nihilist:


So Matic-Fabregas pivot that won the league just this May is not better than say Drinkwater-Kante at Leicester, or Kouyate-Noble at WestHam or even Eric Dier-Dele Alli at Spurs?

Spurs midfield pairing in particular consists of a centre-back(Dier) and a guy who was playing for MK Dons 6 months ago.

So those guys can do this 'basic job' that Matic\Fab dont know how to do?

What is this 'basic job' then? Turning water in to wine?

Fabregas is not a pivot player. Leave him out out of this. If the job of a pivot player is first to protect the defence, then Fabregas is the worst defensive midfielder in the Premiership. . . as you saw when Lallana put 30 yards on him yesterday to set up Coutinhos winner.

When teams started targeting Fabregas, he was moved to his rightful AM position. Who is under the spotlight here is not Fabregas but the ninjas who supposed to replace him in the pivot and got overlooked for Kurt Phucking Zouma!

Eric Dier played midfield severally for Sporting and is known as a cultured player and advertised as a defender/midfielder even before he came to England. Besides he is only covering for 2 injuries in Spurs midfield.

Kouyate is a boss. Don't ever compare him to those scrubs. The day Kurt Phucking Zouma is preferred to Noble-Kouyate for half a season is the day I die!

Drinkwater-Kante are benching a whole Gokhan Inler at Leicester, an energetic competent ninja who would send Mikel into retirement instantly, never mind losing their spot to Kurt Phucking Zouma!

You have to be shittiest midfielder in the world to lose your spot to Kurt Phucking Zouma!!

Kurt Phucking Zouma!

I'll let you tell it. . . .what would you call a midfield that turns to the player you described below to help stabilise them for 5 months. . . CRISIS midfield!!!

Nihilist:

I hope Jose can see that Zouma offers nothing offensively-can't trap, can't cross, can't pass, can't even shoot.

Chelseafan1:


Are you trying to tell us that Fabregas and Costa have been better than Hazard this season, there were/was games/a game he didn't start yet the team didn't still win...This time last year, Fabregas already had 10 assists or thereabouts with Costa scoring for fun, how many goals and assists have the duo managed this season alone??

how many goals has hazard scored this season?

airmark:

That area is n't our problem? . Then go and reedit as usual all junks you wrote initially. We will always restrain you from dropping nonsensical stuffs here and there. Meanwhile, I read on your thread, someone said in the past instead of blaming torres, you were always blaming his colleagues for not giving him good passes back then. I did n't know it's been long you have been making a fool of yourself. Well, enjoy the rest of the day. ciao

chelsea were a shitty team those days.
you had malouda & a host of useless players and the tactics to get the best out of torres was rarely used. my analysis was spot on back
then.

later, cesc joined chelsea & he exposed what chelsea had been missing for years. you can never catch me giving idïotic assertions like you do. i have been watching games with an analytic mind long before you started rolling tyres on the streets with toilet flies buzzing around your waist.