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"i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Inspired by a group on facebook, have you ever had such experience? Girls: your friend tells you about this guy whom she'd like you to meet. When you ask about his looks she gets all: "Oh well he is a great guy and has great potentials. You know he is also very friendly". Then you ask again: "Is he cute?" She goes: "Have I told you he loves Chinese food, just like you" Guys: your friend tells you about this girl whom he'd like you to meet. When you ask about her looks he gets all: "Oh well she is a lovely girl and she has got good home training. You know she is also very friendly". Then you ask again: "Is she cute?" He goes: "Have I told you she can cook anything you want, just like you love?" Hope it's clearer now! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by muyoto: 6:44pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
is this Italian or english? 1 Like |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
muyoto: Maybe you can't read |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 6:54pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Lmao! Oh Yeah! I especially like the "He's got a great personality" one. The more they prop the personality and the character, the FUGLIER the person is. Hehehehe Note: Ain't nothing wrong with having a "great personality". Just wish it would come in a pretty package |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Sisi Jinx: You can't believe there was a time I was so insecure about myself and I'd say: "Well I am friendly and easy going. I love to laugh." Goshhh! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 7:06pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
michelin89: Michelin89, are u on DRUGS these days? WTF? |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 7:10pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
michelin89: Tee hee hee. Now that is funny!! I expect that in the near future the convo will go like this. . . Matchmaker - She can type 400 words per minute, She can change a flat in less than 10 mins And. . .and she also does laundry. Guy - Yes, Yes that's all nice and well but how pretty is she? Matchmaker *swallowing* - Did I mention she. . . she. . .can light a stove with one eye closed and she is so nice animals love her?!! LMAO!! Ah! The many things dating can cause. 1 Like |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 7:13pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Jeebus!! What's so hard to understand about the post? Hanni, quit ya playin' |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Wetin I do na? I just ask question. Besides I am happy, so so happy! Have you ever been in a situation whereby a friend wanted you to meet a girl who wasn't so nice physically, so he constantly emphasized her other qualities to convince you to meet her? What's so hard? 1 Like |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 7:20pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
michelin89: Of course!!!! It happened to me in ma last trip to Lagos. The chic was overhyped and when i met her, i was like WTF. . . . . .What a waste of time!!! So i called the geezer who wanted us to meet and he said. . . . .U don't like her? She's got home training o. . . . Whatz ma business with her home training? Home training ko, Market training ni. P.S. . . . . .Edit ur first post so people can understand. Sisi Jinx: Is this the return of Sister Sarc? How are ya? 1 Like |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by UyiIredia(m): 7:25pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
as in ? >>>>> what's going on here @@ michelin89 what are u driving at >>>> don't understand what u mean |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Modelesque(f): 7:35pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
LOL!! It happens a lot to me! Her: Hey Modelesque, I want you to meet this guy, I think you'll like him. Me: Is he hot? Her: He's ok, I mean, he's not bad. Me: So he's not hot. *walks away* |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Done! You this people sef. Why e be say na only Sisi understand me now?? Uyi Iredia: I have done some editing. Check again. |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Modelesque: Ohh poor guy! He may be hot, in another way. |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by spikedcylinder: 7:37pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
ROTFL @ Home training. Na that one we go chop? |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 7:41pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Rotflmao!! Home training fa. . . HOME TRAINING. How can you say no to Home training??!!!!! Is this the return of Sister Sarc? Sarc? Me? Never!! I've been on my green apples diet since you promised me a spanking if I. . . ya know |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 7:43pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: Spikey!!!! Na wa oooh! ina ruwa. . . we can just come and go as we please, eh? How now? |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 7:52pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Sisi Jinx: Well. . . . .It has to be more than HOME TRAINING. Na training i go chop?
Good girl. spikedcylinder: I wonder o. . . . |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: What a snob!!! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 8:00pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
stillwater: Bite me!!! You would take Pawpaw(with home training), won't cha? |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: I'm already married. @topic Never happened to me. Would love it too, though. |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Secretz(f): 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
One 'aunty' at my previous employment tried this kain ting with me after I broke up with my ex. I think she thought I would be deluded by the break up and just go with anyting. I said, 'so aunty, is he fine boy?' She lowered her glasses and said, 'wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, youuuuuuuu knowww he's ok sha, very nice boy, and well educated beyond masters!' I told her to forget it.! These elders and thier own version of 'good looking' is someting else entirely!! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
I am laughing so much! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 8:25pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Secretz: How dare you reject an educated brother? U shld be spanked!!! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: You nko? Home training nor be education? Sauron biko, describe this girl na!! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by No2Atheism(m): 8:27pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
LMAO @sauron u are really a made in Awo mad-man, i can see that Awo has rubbed off on you. @starstruck why must you walk away now, what if he's packing 5Kg of ***** between his legs and he knows how to use it. Would u still consider whether he's fugly or not. |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 8:28pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
michelin89: She's twice as huge as ENNYLUV!!! I was in the car waiting for the babe to show up and this mighty elephant appeared from nowhere. I was praying to God under ma breath. . . . Father, please don't let it be this woman and guess what? She was the one!!! No2Atheism: I didn't school in OAU!!! |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Rotflmao!!! Good for you. Secretz: Gotta agree. One of my aunties was describing a couple that just got married in my church to my other aunty . She was like, "the guy is very cute" really praising this guy o. I happened to know the guy. If you see the tribal marks that run from his ears to his lips on both cheeks, you will sue for the bastardization of the word "cute". |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Secretz(f): 8:31pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
~Sauron~: I am not rejecting his education, abi, me sef am well educated, but in his case, he was 'unfortunate looking', now that was not my problem. ~Sauron~: Stop pretending, you know you was imagining her in her bathing suit!!! Abi, your friend says she is friendly and a nice, home trained chic. Take am, there is not plenty of them left. |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 8:33pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Secretz: Bwahahahahahahahaha |
Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by No2Atheism(m): 8:33pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Secretz: No can do. I would rather train my own Jessica Rabbit, than go for the well trained fugly version. I have not suffer this much to settle for less. |
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