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Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by No2Atheism(m): 8:35pm On Jun 11, 2009

~Sauron~:

I didn't school in OAU!!!

You sure do sound like one, ur sense of humour is just as good.

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sauron1: 8:36pm On Jun 11, 2009

stillwater:

Rotflmao!!! Good for you.

Don't worry. . . .what goes around comes around.

michelin89:

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Yours is on the way too. . . . .U can laugh now, i would laugh later when you bring your story here.
Wicked people. grin

Secretz:

I am not rejecting his education, abi, me sef am well educated, but in his case, he was 'unfortunate looking', now that was not my problem.

Plastic surgery is not that expensive, innit?

Stop pretending, you know you was imagining her in her bathing suit!!! Abi, your friend says she is friendly and a nice, home trained chic. Take am, there is not plenty of them left.

Ma friend lied she was hot n sexy.
To be honest, she had a pretty round face(all fat women have fine faces so that ain't new) but her tummy was lipsrsealed

The hips were lipsrsealed

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by SisiJinx: 8:40pm On Jun 11, 2009

stillwater:

Gotta agree. One of my aunties was describing a couple that just got married in my church to my other aunty . She was like, "the guy is very cute" really praising this guy o. I happened to know the guy. If you see the tribal marks that run from his ears to his lips on both cheeks, you will sue for the bastardization of the word "cute".

Rotflmao!! cheesy

Oh my Heavens, I can't stop laughing

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Secretz(f): 8:56pm On Jun 11, 2009

~Sauron~:

Plastic surgery is not that expensive, innit?

Ma friend lied she was hot n sexy.
To be honest, she had a pretty round face(all fat women have fine faces so that ain't new) but her tummy was
The hips were

Seems you get plenty money for your pocket? Plastic surgery is very cheap INDEED. I suppose he can go and book for consultation. tongue

Your friend did not lie, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, . . . or some shitz like that. grin

stillwater:

Rotflmao!!! Good for you.

Gotta agree. One of my aunties was describing a couple that just got married in my church to my other aunty . She was like, "the guy is very cute" really praising this guy o. I happened to know the guy. If you see the tribal marks that run from his ears to his lips on both cheeks, you will sue for the bastardization of the word "cute".

This kain laugh I am doing hia ohhhhh, it will give me stomach ulcer. Am sure aunty will say it's beauty mark abi? tongue

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Gabry(f): 8:26am On Jun 12, 2009

Gabry: Hey, I have a bf!

My friend: is he cute?

Gabry: LIKE DUHHH! Of course he is!!! If he is not, u think I will date him? undecided

My friend: Oooo Cool! So can I see his picture?

Gabry: Sure. Here!

My friend: uhmmm. . . He doesnt look too bad lipsrsealed

Gabry: U know what? U must be blind. Please go and dig your eyeballs and soak it in Dettol. When you're done, ask me for the picture again and Ill show it to you one more time angry

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by oyinda3(f): 8:35am On Jun 12, 2009

funny topic
well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by spikedcylinder: 10:40am On Jun 12, 2009

Sisi Jinx:

Spikey!!!!

Na wa oooh! ina ruwa. . . we can just come and go as we please, eh?

How now?

Aboki, I dey o. How your side? grin

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Sasha009(f): 11:01am On Jun 12, 2009

lmao, It goes to show how a lot of guys here re vain when it comes to looks. They get all defensive if a girls starts a thread about a cute guy, bashing that poor girl!

A cute person can have a great personality, but I too have noticed these days when people start ramblng off about personality of someone, then that person is not all that good looking.

It goes to show that hot men and women are dumb/no personality, while the ugly ones have great personality. Good combo cheesy

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by iice(f): 11:17am On Jun 12, 2009

It's the opposite for me undecided

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by chukz4real(m): 10:17pm On Jun 12, 2009

NL, na so one gal wey I meet for yahoo sey im one visit PH during Gov. Omehia time wey Ph rough. I sey ok, she don tell me how she fine reach sha. Dat evenin wey she show from Benin, I no fit c her because of the curfew. D following mrning she call me sey she dey for Greener Line bus terminal 4 Waterlines, I sey make I go by Okada to save time. I dey call her on phone tinkin sey I dey go c one cute gal like dat. When I finally locate dis gal eh, no b small ting. She no ugly ooo, she wowo pas wetin I no know. She b want make I stay small with her make she carry me form, I angrily drop small cash 4 her hand. If una c d kain speed wey I take remove 4rm the park eh?

I bin dey tink sey I go c somebody lie Iice, Spikedcylinder, Sasha, Starstruck I no no sey na juju. How many NL' una don even c face to face sef?

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Igwe9(m): 11:50pm On Jun 12, 2009

chukz4real:

NL, na so one gal wey I meet for yahoo sey im one visit PH during Gov. Omehia time wey Ph rough. I sey ok, she don tell me how she fine reach sha. Dat evenin wey she show from Benin, I no fit c her because of the curfew. D following mrning she call me sey she dey for Greener Line bus terminal 4 Waterlines, I sey make I go by Okada to save time. I dey call her on phone tinkin sey I dey go c one cute gal like dat. When I finally locate dis gal eh, no b small ting. She no ugly ooo, she wowo pas wetin I no know. She b want make I stay small with her make she carry me form, I angrily drop small cash 4 her hand. If una c d kain speed wey I take remove 4rm the park eh?

I bin dey tink sey I go c somebody lie Iice, Spikedcylinder, Sasha, Starstruck I no no sey na juju. How many NL' una don even c face to face sef?

Lol. this kin thin don happen to my friend before,the same approach. grin

Not disputing the fact that love could be found anywhere cool

, I'm never online to search for love. sad

Nevertheless, I meet and make friends online and have even seen some of them face to face except the female folks, twas really fun hosting them sha., I'm looking forward to seeing them like B_B, and co.

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by fsuper(m): 11:51pm On Jun 12, 2009

Sure u nid a cute guy,u've got one can we meet on facebook, funsosuper@yahoo.com

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Busybody2(f): 1:53am On Jun 13, 2009

Igwe.:

Lol. this kin thin don happen to my friend before,the same approach.

Not disputing the fact that love could be found anywhere , I'm never online to search for love. Nevertheless, I meet and make friends online and have even seen some of them face to face except the female folks, twas really fun hosting them sha., I'm looking forward to seeing them like B_B, and co.

You £10,000,000 monthly contribution for my brideprice is late this month, do something, FAST, BEFORE I START SEEKING THE HANDS OF OTHER SUITORS angry

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by iice(f): 2:54am On Jun 13, 2009

chukz4real:

NL, na so one gal wey I meet for yahoo sey im one visit PH during Gov. Omehia time wey Ph rough. I sey ok, she don tell me how she fine reach sha. Dat evenin wey she show from Benin, I no fit c her because of the curfew. D following mrning she call me sey she dey for Greener Line bus terminal 4 Waterlines, I sey make I go by Okada to save time. I dey call her on phone tinkin sey I dey go c one cute gal like dat. When I finally locate dis gal eh, no b small ting. She no ugly ooo, she wowo pas wetin I no know. She b want make I stay small with her make she carry me form, I angrily drop small cash 4 her hand. If una c d kain speed wey I take remove 4rm the park eh?

I bin dey tink sey I go c somebody lie Iice, Spikedcylinder, Sasha, Starstruck I no no sey na juju. How many NL' una don even c face to face sef?

Beauty they say na in the eye of the beholder wink

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Igwe9(m): 1:27pm On Jun 13, 2009

Busy_body:

You £10,000,000 monthly contribution for my brideprice is late this month, do something, FAST, BEFORE I START SEEKING THE HANDS OF OTHER SUITORS

You must be kidding me, you 've forgotten how much we invested in each other, i don't think you can risk all to a divorce now or will you? Ain't ready either ,so If you need more money for your monthly shopping,i 'd be glad to give you,

You 'd have known me by now,I don't yield to cheap blackmails ,if serious, then tell your people to wait until you be able to give me a female child, cool

so i can pass the debt onto her husband to be. cool

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by olaolaking: 3:11pm On Jun 13, 2009

What a good topic. Please permit me to say it that while I see other things so important, LOOKING CUTE IS COMPULSARY!

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by sexylogan(m): 8:59pm On Jun 13, 2009

beauty is a great substitute for character.

however, judging from the number of pretty girls that hav

disappointed me, i'd rather hav an average looking girl

with character than a pretty bitch. grin

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by Igwe9(m): 9:07pm On Jun 13, 2009

sexylogan:

beauty is a great substitute for character.

however, judging from the number of pretty girls that hav

disappointed me, i'd rather hav an average looking girl

with character than a pretty bitch.

GBAM

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by AmAlone: 10:21pm On Jun 13, 2009

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by bluespice(f): 10:30pm On Jun 13, 2009

LOL!!!!
its happened to me lotsa times grin

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by AmAlone: 10:35pm On Jun 13, 2009

Funny Young grin

Boy. . .

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by davidif: 11:43pm On Feb 25, 2016

Hahahahha, hilarious topic.

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by davidif: 11:47pm On Feb 25, 2016

Op,

you need to change the title of the thread to Can I meet your 'cute' friend. to make it clearer to people. I almost didn't understand it at first.

Also, your initial write up wasn't clear enough, it wasn't until I read the comments that I truly understood the post. Either way, funny thread though.

Re: "i'd Like You To Meet A Friend" "cute?" "uhm: Friendly" by davidif: 11:57pm On Feb 25, 2016

SisiJinx:

Tee hee hee. Now that is funny!!

I expect that in the near future the convo will go like this. . .

Matchmaker - She can type 400 words per minute, She can change a flat in less than 10 mins And. . .and she also does laundry.

Guy - Yes, Yes that's all nice and well but how pretty is she?

Matchmaker ^*swallowing* - Did I mention she. . . she. . .can light a stove with one eye closed and she is so nice animals love her?!!

LMAO!! Ah! The many things dating can cause.

Had to read it twice to fully understand this.

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