muyoto:

_{is this Italian or english?}

Sisi Jinx:

Lmao! Oh Yeah! I especially like the "He's got a great personality" one.

The more they prop the personality and the character, the FUGLIER the person is. Hehehehe

Note: Ain't nothing wrong with having a "great personality". Just wish it would come in a pretty package

michelin89:

Inspiried by a group on facebook, have you ever had such experience?

Your friend tells you this guy/girl is friendly so s/he won't say s/he is fugly and you end up like "What The F--k!" the moment you see her/him.

michelin89:

You can't believe there was a time I was so insecure about myself and I'd say: "Well I am friendly and easy going. I love to laugh." 

Goshhh!

~Sauron~:

Michelin89, are u on DRUGS these days?
WTF?

michelin89:

Have you ever been in a situation whereby a friend wanted you to meet a girl who wasn't so nice physically, so he constantly emphasized her other qualities to convince you to meet her?  

What's so hard?

Sisi Jinx:

Jeebus!! What's so hard to understand about the post?

Hanni, quit ya playin'

~Sauron~:

Of course!!!!
It happened to me in ma last trip to Lagos.
The chic was overhyped and when i met her, i was like WTF. . . . . .What a waste of time!!!
So i called the geezer who wanted us to meet and he said. . . . .U don't like her? She's got home training o. . . .
Whatz ma business with her home training? Home training ko, Market training ni.

P.S. . . . . .Edit ur first post so people can understand.


Is this the return of Sister Sarc?
How are ya?

Uyi Iredia:

as in ? >>>>> what's going on here

@@ michelin89

what are u driving at >>>> don't understand what u mean

Modelesque:

LOL!! It happens a lot to me!

Her: Hey Modelesque, I want you to meet this guy, I think you'll like him.

Me: Is he hot?

Her: He's ok, I mean, he's not bad.

Me: So he's not hot. *walks away*

~Sauron~:

Of course!!!!
It happened to me in ma last trip to Lagos.
The chic was overhyped and when i met her, i was like WTF. . . . . .What a waste of time!!!
So i called the geezer who wanted us to meet and he said. . . . .U don't like her? She's got home training o. . . .
Whatz ma business with her home training? Home training ko, Market training ni.

P.S. . . . . .Edit ur first post so people can understand.

Is this the return of Sister Sarc?
How are ya?

spikedcylinder:

ROTFL @ Home training. Na that one we go chop?

Sisi Jinx:

Rotflmao!!
Home training fa. . . HOME TRAINING.
How can you say no to Home training??!!!!!

I've been on my green apples diet since you promised me a spanking if I. . . ya know

spikedcylinder:

ROTFL @ Home training. Na that one we go chop?

~Sauron~:

Of course!!!!
It happened to me in ma last trip to Lagos.
The chic was overhyped and when i met her, i was like WTF. . . . . .What a waste of time!!!
So i called the geezer who wanted us to meet and he said. . . . .U don't like her? She's got home training o. . . .
Whatz ma business with her home training? Home training ko, Market training ni.

P.S. . . . . .Edit ur first post so people can understand.

stillwater:

What a snob!!!

~Sauron~:

Bite me!!!
You would take Pawpaw(with home training), won't cha?

Secretz:

She lowered her glasses and said, 'wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, youuuuuuuu knowww he's ok sha, very nice boy, and well educated beyond masters!'
I told her to forget it.! These elders and thier own version of 'good looking' is someting else entirely!!

~Sauron~:

How dare you reject an educated brother?
U shld be spanked!!!

michelin89:

You nko? Home training nor be education?
Sauron biko, describe this girl na!!  

No2Atheism:

LMAO @sauron u are really a made in Awo mad-man, i can see that Awo has rubbed off on you.

Secretz:

I told her to forget it.! These elders and thier own version of 'good looking' is someting else entirely!!

~Sauron~:

She's twice as huge as ENNYLUV!!!
I was in the car waiting for the babe to show up and this mighty elephant appeared from nowhere.
I was praying to God under ma breath. . . . Father, please don't let it be this woman and guess what?
She was the one!!!  

~Sauron~:

How dare you reject an educated brother?
U shld be spanked!!!

~Sauron~:

She's twice as huge as ENNYLUV!!!
I was in the car waiting for the babe to show up and this mighty elephant appeared from nowhere.
I was praying to God under ma breath. . . . Father, please don't let it be this woman and guess what?
She was the one!!!  

Secretz:

One 'aunty' at my previous employment tried this kain ting with me after I broke up with my ex. I think she thought I would be deluded by the break up and just go with anyting.  

I said, 'so aunty, is he fine boy?'

She lowered her glasses and said, 'wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, youuuuuuuu knowww he's ok sha, very nice boy, and well educated beyond masters!'  

I told her to forget it.! These elders and thier own version of 'good looking' is someting else entirely!!  

Secretz:

I am not rejecting his education, abi, me sef am well educated, but in his case, he was 'unfortunate looking', now that was not my problem.  

Stop pretending, you know you was imagining her in her bathing suit!!!     Abi, your friend says she is friendly and a nice, home trained chic.  Take am, there is not plenty of them left.