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| Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 7:41pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
 It was years back..in sec school, She was also in secondary school then..but a different one..she was hawt.....i had always wanted to bang her but she was this kinda girl then "its too early" "don't wanna get pregnant" "AIDS" and stuffs like that sha  .... But me..as a badt guy ;Dthen..i configured her...we banged....few weeks after banging i fell ill...malaria ish and i was really getting lean  ..when she called me to ask about the cause of my illness...naso i tell am say na HIV oo00h  ...if you see how she started crying on phone ...it was until i brought a test result before she could believe i just played a prank on her whats yours? |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Smellymouth: 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Back then in secondary school, we had a party a day to our graduation, one guy passed out at d party so we shaved off his eyebrows and drew a dicck on his face in permanent marker. We had grad pictures the days later. He will always have that memory.  1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by midehi2(f): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
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| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Cutehector(m): 7:43pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Lol 1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by vault(m): 8:01pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
locked my roommate in the room for almost twelve hours....... he is still plotting his revenge till now 1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by vault(m): 8:01pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:02pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Chei |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Cutehector(m): 8:02pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
vault:loool.. buh his writeup is funny sha |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:07pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
midehi2:you've never been bad? |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Cutehector:Cruel, Crueler, Cruelest. Grammatically Correct.. √√√ 1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Cutehector(m): 8:09pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Estharfabian:alright... sounded weird tho.. |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by dollyjoy(f): 8:10pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Back then in secondary,my b.f (just a friend) wrote a love letter and asked me to deliver it to his crush then,instead of doing his wish,i went to the front of the class and read the letter out unfortunately,a teacher that was passing by heard me and she inquired who wrote it!mehn,that guy back peel that day,he refused to talk to me for a whole year 2 Likes |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:10pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Estharfabian:That was not fair ....u just busted a genius |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:12pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
dollyjoy:Chei ! |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Cutehector(m): 8:12pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:mumu.. u see estharfabian is a good friend, she corrects me when am wrong, she"s got ma back.. Friends correct eachoda |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by midehi2(f): 8:15pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:alot |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:17pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
midehi2:Can you share the best outta the baddest? |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:21pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Jadekitana Twaci Laveda INTROVERT Prettythicksme YourMain |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by midehi2(f): 8:22pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:least of it....applying salt on my sister's lips while sleeping....next morning, figure out what happened to the lips |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by donholy28(m): 8:25pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
backed up her contacts then delete all her contacts.... my sis call mtn tire |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:26pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
What? midehi2: |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:27pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by midehi2(f): 8:29pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:if you dont know what can happen to such lips, then try it out this night...come back and tell me morrow |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by refiner(f): 8:32pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
dere is dis aunt dat was leaving with us,anytime our parents are nt around she treats us badly and gives us food anytime she likes,even bring in men in our house....so one day I took lota pin from my mom room and chook it from inside her bed,in all part of d bed!....as she wanna sit down,one went deep in her big bumbum....she cried out! she's married nw...buh I never regretted duin dat sha |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:34pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
midehi2:I know d outcome will be sumtin terrible.....so thats why am gonna try it with awa maid's lips |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by RoyalBlak007: 8:36pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
refiner:Chei !  |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
hmm it sounds crazy but when i was in secondary school, JSS1 precisely, one evening around 5pm, i took the undies of my aunt and her brazier and put them on, followed by her jeans and top, and i went outside to meet my guys, if u see laugh that day ehn, my mom,sisters and aunts almost poo on themselves with laughter. "i schocked them dat day, this is what happens when u love someone too much, i love my aunt to stupor. 1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by cruzita(f): 8:48pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
a classmate of mine stood IP to answer a question and I positioned my pen where he will be sitting after answering the question with the tip of the pen facing up,immediately he finished answering the question ,he sat down with force and Oh My God !!!! the pen tore his short and went into his anus.it was supposed to be an innocent joke but it landed me a long life suspension 1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Lsofdk(m): 9:22pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
not like i planned it. one cool evening i was just sitting in my verandah *just looking around* when a lodgemate(lady) came looking for my roommate, i told her my roommate travelled whereas he was inside, she went on inquiring why he would travel on a tuesday, that was how i formed a depressed look and told her he impregnated a girl and his parent and the girl's parents are having a meeting and his presence was needed you need to see the shock on her face coz if you know my roommate you fit vouch say him na virgin, she headed for her room disappointed and related to her roommate what i told her, her roommate con add sugar make the story sweet more as she immediately knew i was playing a prank on her…… *i dn tire to dy narrate* story cut short… my roommate kept cool inside all this time but couldn't hold his laughter after she continuously made some pitying remarks… phew1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Kayoski(m): 9:53pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
cruzita:U sure ur a lady? even as a guy I can't bring myself to imagine doin such... |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by Jadekitana(f): 10:06pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Our neighbour had this beautiful noisy parrot, it would talk from morning till night, it loved eating pepper and so one good day I collected my mums fresh pepper for stew o(imagine) and ran to their house to feed it. The naughty parrot bit my hand twice after eating my pepper! I was so angry and waited some days to plot my revenge. One day the whole house went out and left the parrot in their veranda, I had to stretch my hand through the protector and beat the parrot with a broom so much most of its feathers fell off. When they came back they asked and asked but nobody knew what happened. Few days later it died and I never forgave myself I didn't know I hurt it so much, I didn't know it was gonna die 1 Like |
| Re: Truth;What Was The Cruelest Joke You Played On Someone? by pweedie(f): 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
A class mate of mine when I was in primary four. I fought in school and she went home to report me. I invited her over to my house during the weekend and I told her to close her eyes that I want to give her tea. Went to the kitchen to bring hot water and poured it down her throat. The aftermath was funny, she couldn't eat solid food for almost a week. |
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