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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by blackjack21(m): 10:52pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
mamaafrik: Since you can come to nl and give testimony I'm sure the tv worked again. ![]() |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by FTBOY: 10:52pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Cherlene:2 kweshons: is that your real hair? are you Brazilian? |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by ahnie: 10:53pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
As in Ewomazino,mostly bore by the isokos/urhobos in delta state.not Dino ayusco85: 13 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 10:54pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
[size=20pt]I remembered when I mistakenly swallowed indocide. I cried for 6hrs until my mom returned back from work to tell me it has no effect on man[/size] 11 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by vault(m): 10:58pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
TheEvilPriest: ur kids are the real deal man ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Realhommie(m): 10:59pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
9iceX:Lolz, she surely had seen yu doing it b4.... 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by wiringdpt(m): 11:10pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Omg I do that always, thank God im not the only one. From to TV to Deck and VCR ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() mamaafrik: |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by ojnnaco(m): 11:13pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
FTBOY:Lol... to prevent further damagez... |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by blesoh(f): 11:15pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
My first daughter when she was a yr old would never allow any child carry her for fear of her falling from the child's hand. My second daughter wen she was 4month would only slp when her hand is inside my breast the father dare not come near me lol. 15 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by jornie(m): 11:20pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
TheEvilPriest:hehe |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by debola23(f): 11:22pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
kaziblake: Pls tell her mum. Thats d right thing to do. 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by shumuel(m): 11:24pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Emdee590(m): 11:25pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
blesoh:Hahaha nawao funny kids 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Mckore(m): 11:35pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
RickRichards:Chaii! I love this... 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by shumuel(m): 11:42pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by yommys01(m): 11:48pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Expecting my first child in about 7 weeks so no kids yet but my kid brother did many crazy things ( the so called mistake of the family). Crazy thing 1. One day my uncle's friend who had 2 of his incisors lost to an accident visited. My little bro climbed the the dining table, ask my uncle's friend to come close ( my mom sensing what he wanted to do was eyeing him to stop but he won't have any of that), silly boy asked the bros to open is mouth, he not knowing what he was up to opened and pointing to his mouth he said "what apple to your teeth" Laugh wan kill me that day. Another one he did My immediate sister went to pick him in school, they broad bus and the conductor was shouting Isheri, Lasu iyana oba one chance. Little boy started yelling my sister to let them come down. He won't agree until my sister called my mom and mom compelled him. Another crazy thing he did was one day when he was about 7, I sent him to go and buy me pounded yam and goat me ( he likes pounded yam as much as I do and the place is close by). What I will hear is " am I your servant"? Boy wey I use 15 years senior ooo. I kuku go buy am by myself. Immediately I got in, he ran to the kitchen to wash his hands. I refused him the food. He got angry and said " you think it is only you that have money?" and went inside to bring his money box. He was trying to save 30k to buy a dog after my father put down our ageing dog Tiger. Boy had over 4k. However, it was the time the CBN ask us to stop spending the old 50 naira, 20 naira, 10 naira and 5 naira. Seeing the money and knowing the deadline to take the monies to the bank is passed, I rushed into my room ( didn't want to break the bad news to him) and laughed off my ass. 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by henrybomb(m): 12:03am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I remembered d day I went out to get sumtin to eat leaving my kid@ home while he was asleep..when I was approaching d doorstep I just noticed d smell coming out of d house..damn it was epic,when I got d siting room my kid was awake and pooped everywhere and even went further as using his bare hands to touch it and painted the screen of my tv 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by poshestmina(f): 12:08am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Telling me the exact thing that was on my mind and said ' I know you very well ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Infomizer(m): 12:18am On Feb 06, 2016 |
The mother had just smitten the 5-year old child and warned him not to go out to play. He sat in one corner of her shop, sulking. Mother's creditor appeared from a distance and mother hid behind the inner door of her store, instructing everyone present to tell creditor she wasn't around. Creditor arrives at the store and asks of mother. Everyone chorused the instructed response. Everyone but the 5-year old. He says: "it's a lie. She's hiding behind the door". Everyone says he's kidding. Creditor grins, shakes his head, and leaves. He knew. 22 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by OCTAVO: 12:28am On Feb 06, 2016 |
poshestmina:Had similar experience with my niece that was age 6 about 7 years ago. She told me exactly what I did when no one was at home. She wasn't there neither was anyone at home. |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by poshestmina(f): 12:29am On Feb 06, 2016 |
OCTAVO: Don't play with such child They are MORE than you 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by OCTAVO: 12:31am On Feb 06, 2016 |
poshestmina:Lolzzz, she will end up being a Prophetess for sure. The signs are very glaring! |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by mamaafrik(m): 12:42am On Feb 06, 2016 |
wiringdpt:some times ,mum'll be like "heyyy!!,olorunokunijekoogan manan nijokan sha"(i pray u dont get electrocuted oneday),after some times i was left alone,but the day i tried distillation of petrol by heating a glass bottle with "shakabula",i was scared wen i heard "poooooophh!!",d bottle got broken at our uncompleted flat at the back and everywhere was preachim inferno,inferno but with his guidance and training that was how my engineering career started. 6 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by siegfried99(m): 12:53am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I'm here to read comments ![]() |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by mamaafrik(m): 12:55am On Feb 06, 2016 |
blackjack21:it must work kedere.....,u wont want to be battered with those "Atoris" that he usually brings home from mama eleko in the village,by default i would have died of the beating if not the holyspirit that intervened.heheheehehhe,but today we just laugh over it. 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by parasyllabus(m): 1:14am On Feb 06, 2016 |
1) when I was age 4,I went to neighbor 's room found her sleeping topless and I started handling with her breast, she her eyes and within me I felt ashamed. 2) when I was in kg1,while waiting for mum to pick me up, I will always to this young man selling akara at the school gate with my hand raised requesting for akara with no money in hand and he always give me. 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by piagetskinner(m): 1:36am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Still thinking of the story to cook.... E still dey fire B patient 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 2:10am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Your first story is epic lie jo.you cannever remember what happened at 4yrs,you had dash memory then. parasyllabus: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 2:12am On Feb 06, 2016 |
You have to tell the parents to keep an eye on her,cos someone close may be molesting her,pls save a soul. bobkezel: 3 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Chicagoesontop: 2:30am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I Was In My Flat Toilet Dey Smoke Oshogbo Weed Je Je, My Neighbor's Daughter About 5 Years Then,When She Saw The Smoke Coming Out Of My Toilet Window Was Shouting And Calling My Landlord To Come That My House Is On Fire, Oboyy And I Dey Hold Landlord House Rent I No Wan Make The Man See Me At That Time,.. Chaiii This Girl Don Kill Me !!!!! 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by bigsmoke2(m): 2:38am On Feb 06, 2016 |
A friends lil Bro, 13yrs climbed up to the roof of their house a 2 storey building when asked what was his motive he said I'm doing adventure 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by bobkezel(m): 3:13am On Feb 06, 2016 |
uplawal: OK, will do just that. 1 Like |
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