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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Godsproxy: 3:19am On Feb 06, 2016 |
my neighbor's kid saw a dwarf when her mum took her to the market one day and started screaming mummy see devil!. the dwarf understood she was a kid and just smiled. but her mum was so embarrassed because of the scene she created in the market. so hilarious! 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by bobkezel(m): 3:28am On Feb 06, 2016 |
kaziblake:OK, will do just that. |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Oballer: 4:01am On Feb 06, 2016 |
this is not in Nigeria...im very sure Brimstone1: 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by prospero5(m): 4:19am On Feb 06, 2016 |
mum asked us not to go out to play. my lil sister did not even allow her to go far before going out. mum forgot something, came back and when my sis was caught outside and asked why she went outside, she said ''i didn't know you were going to come back so soon''. Then she started crying. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Tundeiab(m): 4:22am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My three year old son asked my wife yesterday why my 4 months old son's p*nis is smaller than his!... Hahaha 12 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 4:37am On Feb 06, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: :oonijekuje!! 3 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by placeofallure(f): 6:14am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My niece is incredible, she is seven now and her intelligence is a story for another day. I remember when she was around 7 months and still crawling, the few times she doesn't have her Pampers on, if she wees on the floor, she quickly crawls to the rag to clean the floor herself. I always wonder if she has no power to stop herself from doing it on the floor, where does she get the sense to clean up after herself? By the time she was 10 months old, she was already walking like a 2 year old. 12 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by bfatoba(m): 6:17am On Feb 06, 2016 |
when I was younger, I was forming big boy if anyone sent me on an errand, I would look for someone younger and send them. Faith caught up to me one day, I sent our neighbours young daughter Tope to go and buy me Lolli (i think thats what it was called), Its sorta coloring and sugar water, frozen in a plastic bag. anyways, the place was down the street, not even 2 mins away... this kid came back, there was only Ice in the bag, all the coloring was gone, Her lips was really red. I was furious..... and I asked her what happened. She said The Sun was melting it, SO she raised it up and it was draining in her mouth till she got home cause she didn't want it to waste. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When I was younger, about 8-11 years old.... I would always be super angry, if we got any visitors around dinner time, or anytime we were about to eat... seeing as how, this unplanned visit will affect my ration. That visitor was dead to me... I wouldn't even acknowledge them... unless they gave me money when they were leaving. When I was younger, my mum would always, start cooking only to leave me to continue... and when she left, I would sneek away to go play football, till when I saw my mum from a mile away coming. I would then run to the kitchen to meet a half burnt food. my brain would be working overtime, so I would pour the good part into another pot, scrape the original pot, then transfer the food back to the original pot .... and pour more water in it, and sit down and pretend as if i was there the entire time. my mum too would come, ask me even though she could smell the burnt food from a mile away.... she would still ask me, did you leave the food unattended, and my response would always be the same. No ma, i was sitting here the entire time, even though there was enough dust around my leg to make it look like i was wearing socks of dust...... she will ignore all the evidence..... and I will assume that I've gotten away with it too. she will even feed my stupidity by giving me food too...... not knowing that my punishment is coming when I go to sleep. she will then wake up around 1 when that sleep is in my bones... she will beat the sleep out of me.... at that time i won't even recall what I did wrong. Imagine ... this was a regular occurrence. Next morning she would ask me, why did I beat you last night.... I don't even remember, but my response is always "I won't do it again". in my mind, I think it might be because I was snoring ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was sooo troublesome 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Taiwo20(m): 6:22am On Feb 06, 2016 |
ahnie: Zino...; what does that mean? |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by qtx(m): 6:44am On Feb 06, 2016 |
3 years old boy full of pranks, went into the bed room, used a stool to climb and lock the door from inside, went and lied down on the bed slept off. While sleeping the parents were busy knocking on the door and screaming, and when he eventually woke up, he said "mummy pls open the door now" relaxing on the bed crossing his legs and flipping through one magazine. He later attmepted opening the door with mum's instruction but the door refused to open and he told the mummy i cannot open the door bye bye and relaxed again. The whole neighbourhood were at the door until they broke it. ![]() [url]Robminds.com[/url] 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by SolexxBarry(m): 6:44am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Lol,I remember wen my lil bro was 7,we had a new neighbor,who always comes to visit my mum who was extremely ugly ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 43 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by pinky1974: 6:48am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My daughter was abt 6yrs old then and her kid brother was 3n a half, anytime she makes a request, d nxt thing I'll hear from my. Son is ME TOO, I always wondered Y he wants everything his sister wants Then on dis particular day my daughter came. N said to me Mummy I wnt 2 Poo n d nxt thing I had was me too n I asked what did she say that u wnted lol my boy couldn't say a word I jst burst out laughing ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 6:49am On Feb 06, 2016 |
rollUP:onisokuso ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Saraha1(f): 6:51am On Feb 06, 2016 |
It is well. |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by sorepco(m): 6:52am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Stop sleeping naked, friend. allanphash7: 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 6:55am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Here to laugh. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Larablink(f): 7:30am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Lol,I can remember when my kid bro was 4,we were going to the market and he was like can I ask you a question.OK go on.and he said "why is your breast growing big every day it wasn't like this before". ![]() 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 7:50am On Feb 06, 2016 |
FTBOY: Ogbori!! Hahahaha |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Akaujaa(m): 7:52am On Feb 06, 2016 |
mamaafrik: and what does "iwoomoyi" and "kosha gbado ma sise" mean because those are the focal points of your message. Learn to communicate effectively in public, this is not a yoruba forum. 22 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by samchem(m): 7:58am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I saw my sister urinating and I was like I don commit fornication wit my eyes oo owing to wat our pastor preached earlier in d Church... my sisters were cuddling me, telling me It was nothing yet I was still crying because of d punishment our pastor pointed out |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by giantstrides(m): 8:02am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Larablink: Lol, very observant brother, when we were kids, me and my kid bro stole a meat pie in the fridge, we went outside and ate it. When we came back inside, the whole family was sitted in the sitting room, and my younger brother shouted " mummy, we didn't take any meat pie o " choi, I just dey look am that day. 6 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by soopamom: 8:07am On Feb 06, 2016 |
TONYE001:He probably had an ear infection that made it difficult to suck from the other side or the other side had flow issues. No biggie |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by kwencypresh(f): 8:09am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My bro son and i were playing police catch thief, and i pretended to have died cus he shot me But the next thing i heard was a hot slap on my face 7 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by parasyllabus(m): 8:10am On Feb 06, 2016 |
uplawal: Maybe not all but there some memories that stick with you and you realize what you did as you grow , like blowing and playing with balloon as I grow I got to know that those balloons were condoms actually 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Koats14(m): 8:11am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Akaujaa:he is entitled to his choice of language. By the way, "iwo omoyi" means "you this child" and "ko sha gbodo ma sise" means "it must not fail to work" 7 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 8:13am On Feb 06, 2016 |
airmirthd1:Lol |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 8:17am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I remember sometime ago as a kid, I was being unnecessary bullied by one bros. One day, he came around my home. Seeing my mother around gave me a Lil courage so I poured on his right leg hot water boiling from a nearby stove. ![]() Omo, the bros cry oooooooo ![]() Me con feel bad and chop plenty cane 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by uzoormah(m): 8:19am On Feb 06, 2016 |
For ur mind we don dey laff abi? |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by 9iceX(m): 8:27am On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by ESSIETO(m): 8:29am On Feb 06, 2016 |
MY DAUGHTER, 15MONTH OLD. BROUGHT ME HER UNFINISH MEAL TO CONTINUE EATING, BUT REFUZE TO GIVE THE MOTHER, KNOWIN 2 WEL D MOTHER WIL TAK OR HAV BEN FORCINLY TAKE TINGS 4RM HER. I WAS AMAZE, WEN D MOTHER INSISTED DAT SHE SHUD BRING IT TO HER SHE REFUZ. I WAS LIKE DOS D GIRL KNWS DAT HER MOTHER IS "LONGER THROAT?" 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Donfaray(m): 8:31am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My friends daughter will always hit her mums ass when she walk past close to her, when my friend asked her why... she said "daddy that is what you always do to mum when she walk past beside u".. From that day my friend no dey do sexyy things to his wife in front of the kids anymore... ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by 3pointz(m): 8:38am On Feb 06, 2016 |
bobkezel:Lol,how old z girl bro? 1 Like 1 Share |
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