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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by ebbyneza(m): 8:48am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My 3 year old son recently gave his 5 day old brother bobo drink as gift. I had to snap it. ![]() We travelled last year and my son made the flight the most embarrassing one for us. It was his first flight experience and he was obviously scared. First the pilot had to wait for him before taking-off to weewee and then after taking-off, he was all screaming: "pilot please, please...plane fall down” throughout the flight and we were the only black people on the plane. Everyone was just looking at us. Mom told me when I was a kid I was playing with a pair of scissors and wanted to demonstrate how she uses it on my d*ck. She screamed and collected it from me. ![]() 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Larablink(f): 8:48am On Feb 06, 2016 |
giantstrides:hahaha can imagine the look on ur face. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by uzoormah(m): 8:48am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by NemzySeries(m): 8:55am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Larablink:hehehehehehehehe....... & wat wuz ur response? |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Larablink(f): 8:57am On Feb 06, 2016 |
NemzySeries:. I told him "I wake up and saw it this way it grew overnight.". 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by NemzySeries(m): 9:09am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I remember one time wen I wuz between 6/7yrs of age I use to see swimming pool on tv & I & ma siblings had grt desire 4 it but our parents ere still struggling den so 1 day ma both parents were out briefly leaving me & 2 of ma siblings & dey brought water dat day so I let d kitchen & bathroom tap open till it filled d whole place to d xtend I had to invite sum of ma hausa neighbour 4 a swim in ma hauz.....popcy came n met d whole hauz in a mess....d man beat karashika & marine spirit outta ma body dat day but d swimming make sense sha bkos d palour wuz so big & we had only 3 chairs in it den 12 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 9:12am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Wen I was a kid...Anytime I see a chicken, I throw stones at it for fun cuz dey usually dodge it in a funny way I liked..So one day, I did as usual n dis tym, d chicken climed a tree near my dad's car...As I threw d stone, it dodged it n d stone shattered my dad's windscreen..I was bout to run away wen neighbours caught me n held me...I was crying for them to leave me but dey didn't till Dad came back frm work...I thought he would beat d shit out of me...He didn't..we went home n told me neva to throw stones at chickens again after I told him wat happened 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 9:19am On Feb 06, 2016 |
AlexVercetti:ur dad is a wiseman 12 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by InoKnow: 9:20am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I was at the airport to assist a friend see off his family comprising his pregnant wife, 3-year old daughter, younger sis and two relatives. We spent a little over an hour waiting at the food court got the flight to be called, the girl was all over the mother practically ignoring her father. As the flight was called and we moved to be screened, she went through first and was waiting for everyone else. All hell broke loose when she turned and discovered that her dad was not making the trip. Screems of 'daddy, daddy!! Come over come over or I am not going' filled the air with everybody smiling and mumbling 'daddy's girl' as they walked past. Long story short, the whole family missed the flight and had to reschedule for the next day at about 50% of the initial ticket cost. The yeye rather was just cuddling his daughter and smiling sheepishly all through the drive home and he later confessed to me the the ticket surcharge was best money he ever spent for that expression of love from his kid. Suffice to say, the next day we just dropped then and ran off!! 13 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by MoNickk(f): 9:20am On Feb 06, 2016 |
as a confirmed elder sister of 2 cute boys one is 9 n the other would be 2 this month,I can tell u I've seen things...the older one is more temperamental n my younger sister no dey let am hear word...go n Buy this,bring this every time. when the thing tire am,he'll just go to our fence n sit dwn n there's nothing you can say at that moment to make him stand up. the younger one is just hilarious...he started mimicking our pastor @ 1 while holding a torchlight. more recently,he'll come to you to lay hands on your head while speaking in tongues...the day I laffed my ass out was the day he told my lil cousin who is 7 while pointing his fingers at her "peace,I'll beat you o..take time" I almost fell off the chair with lafter. in the morning,if he woke up right,he'll greet u n pass to ease himself n then calmly select what he wants to wear for the day...his singlets,shorts,pants, shirt,sock and shoes. that boy is a character... 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by tjskii(f): 9:28am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My son smells everything before he eats it ![]() ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 9:30am On Feb 06, 2016 |
FINgames:thank u sir |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AlexVercetti(m): 9:44am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I remember wen I n my sis go 2 d market wit my mum wen we were lil, wenever she sees icecream n she wants one, she would ask d icecream seller to give her 1 n starts licking it immediately. .D seller den asks 4 payment n she would take d seller 2 my mum while she's busy n says mum will pay..Mum pays 4 wat she didn't plan 4 cuz she can't return opened icecream. . 6 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by emzila(m): 10:12am On Feb 06, 2016 |
I once travelled to my childhood friend's place and had to spent days, one day while he was away and I was on bed pressing my phone, his smart daughter of about 3 came around and initially was trying to loose my belt, though my attention was drawn to wat she was doing but I thought it was a normal children playing with something they consider different from wat they ve been seeing. so I was busy with my phone and left her to play on. after some fruitless effort, all of a sudden the little girl jump on me, open her legs around my waist and was making sex move, I quickly drop my phone and try to bring her down to one side of the bed but to my surprise, the little girl stage protest resisting my move. I had to force her down and quickly stood up. ever since then, I reduced my closeness to her each time i visit and also avoid staying with her alone because I don't know how to tell her parents that their 3yrs child already know more than she should. 8 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 10:28am On Feb 06, 2016 |
bfatoba: Omo we be same people o lol!!!! Ur last story na me and my mum |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by jasonghdank(m): 10:36am On Feb 06, 2016 |
NemzySeries: What was the name of the hausa neighbour?? i think i've had a similar experience |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by britneymathews(f): 10:37am On Feb 06, 2016 |
wen my niece was 4...she would always squeeze my breast and run away...oneday I refused and she said " aunty wen I grow up I will not allow u to touch my breast" and I was shocked |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by vicadex07(m): 10:44am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Akaujaa: The first one is like "you this child sha" And the second one is like "it sha must not seize to work o else..." 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Michellla(f): 10:44am On Feb 06, 2016 |
RickRichards:.you should start a stand up comedy.your talent is wasting here.dangg ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by roman001: 11:10am On Feb 06, 2016 |
My wife just gave birth to a baby....the baby cried a lot on the first ,second n third day .On the 4th day this is what my 3yrs old son said"Mummy return this baby n bring another one,this one cries too much" 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by CaroLyner(f): 11:10am On Feb 06, 2016 |
RickRichards:never knew i was this troublesome ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by illmatic101(m): 11:14am On Feb 06, 2016 |
uplawal: It's possible, stop doubting |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by kushsy: 11:14am On Feb 06, 2016 |
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Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by kushsy: 11:18am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Mine was so embarrassing..he was 3 n I often change my pads in his presence when am on..one day I had guest n I have just changed n left the pack on d bed only for my kid boy to pick a pad and walked to the sitting room n struggling to fix it under his pants... I miss him..Rip my boy. 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by ahnie: 11:39am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Ewoma(zino)meanin Good things has arrived. Taiwo20: 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by AnnTee: 11:47am On Feb 06, 2016 |
we went out for a dinner and my 2years old son said "mummy give me my Bobby" I was so embarrassed 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by NemzySeries(m): 11:57am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Larablink:hahahahahahahahahahahaha...........u dey lie 4 small boi tinking hiz ignorant abi....d guy go soon shock u wit anoda question but on a crious note guy wuznt lying hiz a gud observer but kids dis days av mind Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo bkos wetin dey take big brother sum weeks or months talk dem go jst talk am any time |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Nobody: 11:59am On Feb 06, 2016 |
kushsy: I'm sorry to hear about your loss |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by NemzySeries(m): 11:59am On Feb 06, 2016 |
jasonghdank:hahahahahahahah......honestly I can't remember deir name but dey were abt 6/7 of dem but if u remember bin beaten by ma dad den u were part of us |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by illmatic101(m): 12:02pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
kushsy: Eyah... sorry for your loss |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Sammyblaq(m): 12:05pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Was with big Bro, the 2 sons(KC & OKey) busted in with scissors, both were sweating like goats. Bro: what is it? what are you doing with scissors? Kc : daddy we are cutting. Bro: cutting what; where? Okey: in the bedroom. Big Bro followed the sons in... after like 15seconds I heard a shout from him. "Chai! Jisos". When I got to the scene, pieces of #200 notes where lying all over the floor. That was how big Bro lost a bundle sum of 2h(#20,000). Big Bro vexxx, My eyes reddd.... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Weirdest Things You've Seen Your Kids Do? by Sammyblaq(m): 12:17pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
HOW MY FIRST LAPTOP DIED. An aunty visited with her baby. I offered my room for a day for them to stay. On returning, I saw something that looked like SPACE BAR on the ground. I took up the stairs, made in into my flat. "Kai!" was the case when I saw my laptop buttons scattered all over. She doesn't allow one to carry her that's what pained me most not even the laptop. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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