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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:42am On Feb 20, 2016 |
Which State Can You Find This Kind Of Compound In Nigeria?
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:37pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
There were these two
elderly people living in
Agbarho. He was a widower
and she was a widow. They
had known each other
for a number of years. One evening there
was a community get together at Unity School.
These two were at the
same table, across from
one another. As the meal went on, he made a few
admiring glances at her
and finally gathered up
his courage to ask her,
"Will you marry me?".
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she
answered, "Yes, yes, I
will."
The meal ended and with
a few more pleasant
exchanges, they went to their respective places.
Next morning, he was
troubled. "Did she say
'yes' or did she say 'no'?"
He couldn't remember.
Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a
faint memory. With
trepidation, he went to
the telephone and called
her. First, he explained to
her that he didn't remember as well as he
used to. Then he reviewed
the lovely evening past.
As he gained a little more
courage, he then inquired
of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did
you say 'Yes' or did you
say 'No'?".
He was delighted to hear
her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes,
yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then
she continued, "And I am
so glad that you called,
because I couldn't
remember who had asked
me to marry him." Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo 2 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:49pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
What Name Can You Give To This Picture?
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:30pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
A little boy wanted 1,000
Naira badly and prayed
for two weeks but
nothing happened.
Then he decided to write
God a letter requesting the 1,000 Naira. When the
postal authorities
received the letter
addressed to God,
Nigeria, they decided to
send it to President Buhari.
The President was so
impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed
his secretary to send the
little boy a 500 Naira note. President Buhari thought this would
appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.
The little boy was
delighted with the 500 Naira and sat down to
write a thank you note to
God, which read:
Dear God,
thank you very much for
sending the money, however, I noticed that
for some reason you had
to send it through Aso Rock Abuja. and, as usual,
those crooks deducted
5OO Naira. Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:54pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
BREAKING NEWS!!! Arnold Schwarzenegar, famous American actor and one time governor of California state passed away an hour ago in his house. He died from a gunshot wound when armed robbers attacked him at his resident. Reports have it that the Police have arrested the murderers 25 minutes ago while they were trying to escape with an helicopter and are being arranged for interrogation. This happened in a movie I'm watching right now. Thanks for your attention. I'm off to perturb another person. Have a Sweetened Weekend. Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:02pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
A Nigerian ambassador
visited Russia and was
entertained by the
Russian ambassador. For
three days, the Nigerian ambassador was wined,
dined, and generally
treated to the best
hospitality that Russia had
to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador
said, "As your stay is
coming to an end, it's
time for you to play our
traditional game, Russian
roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is
loaded - you spin the
cylinder, point the gun at
your head, and pull the
trigger."
This phased the Nigerian slightly, but he was a
proud man of a warrior
people, and to show fear
would be unthinkable.
Both men took their guns,
spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were
empty, and both
ambassadors breathed a
sigh of relief.
The Nigerian ambassador was impressed with the
courageous game, and
thought hard about the
subject before the Russian
ambassador was due to
visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the
Nigerian ambassador
treated the Russian with
all hospitality, until the
final day of his stay. Leading him to a private
room in the quarters, the
Nigerian ambassador
spoke, "Now, it's time for you
to sample our game,
Nigerian roulette". He then led the Russian into the
room, the only occupants
of which were six
stunning and Naked Nigerian
girls.
The Nigerian ambassador said, "These girls are
the most beautiful
members of one of our
states. Any one of them
will give you sex, take your pick".
The Russian was not
entirely averse to this
idea, but he couldn't see
the connection with
Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, okay, great, but
where's the roulette part?
Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his
face, the Nigerian
ambassador answered, "Two of them has H.i.v." Follow On Instagram @Ofegonjuwo 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:51pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
How Nigerians Got English Surnames part 1 http://www.njuwo..com/2015/03/how-nigerians-got-english-surnames-part.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:48pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Nollywood What Is This?
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:58pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
What Would You Call This Guy That Is On His First Date? She Got An 'F' In Sex Read Here www.njuwo..com/2016/02/she-got-f-in-sex.html?m=1
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:29pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Daughter Bags Degree In Bed > www.njuwo.com/2016/02/daughter-bags-degree-in-bed.html?m=1
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:11pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
When The Prostitute Realised She Was Raped > www.njuwo.com/2016/02/when-prostitute-realised-she-was-raped.html?m=1
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:55am On Feb 24, 2016 |
If Adam and Eve were
Chinese..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/if-adam-and-eve-were-chinese.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:26am On Feb 24, 2016 |
How He Found Out His Wife Was Unfaithful On Earth In Heaven..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/how-he-found-out-his-wife-was.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:28am On Feb 24, 2016 |
Man In Police Station To Seek Advice From Thief
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:40am On Feb 24, 2016 |
The Picket Fence That Gives Men What They Want From A Woman..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/the-picket-fence-that-gives-men-what.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:30am On Feb 24, 2016 |
Pick 1, 2, 3 Or 4. Which One Is Beautiful?
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:43am On Feb 24, 2016 |
Devilish Comedian (The Sequel To Evil Comedian) Episode 4..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by smstv(f): 3:00pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Chat on webcam with unknown people all around the world. A lot people from Africa, just try. A lot of jokes here http://www.smstv.lt/pokalbiu-rulete
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 5:03pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
See What This Man Said In Church..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/see-what-this-man-said-in-church.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by rahman3853(m): 6:18pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
njuwo:Oyo, Osun, Ogun. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by rahman3853(m): 6:20pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
njuwo:I guess the editor meant "Few weeks later" but its a crazy blunder just as Buhari's budget. Lol |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by rahman3853(m): 6:23pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
njuwo:hahahah......very funny " Nigeria Roulette" indeed |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by rahman3853(m): 6:25pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
njuwo:hahah very amusing. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by rahman3853(m): 6:26pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
njuwo:"Craziest couple" "Blindest love" |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:12am On Feb 25, 2016 |
A Word That Shook The
World..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/a-word-that-shook-world_25.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:36am On Feb 25, 2016 |
One Intriguing Scenario Why You Should Wait For Your Boss To Speak Before Talking..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/one-intriguing-scenario-why-you-should.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:47am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Pastor killed Church Member Without Knowing -------------------- ..http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/incredible-pastor-kills-church-member.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 8:56am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Devilish Comedian (The Sequel To Evil Comedian) Episode 5 ------------------- http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil_25.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:06am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Woman Puts Turkey In Husband's Buttocks To Stop Him From Farting
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:43am On Feb 25, 2016 |
njuwo.com Question For The Day, Which Of Them Is Your Best Nigeria President So Far?
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:45am On Feb 26, 2016 |
Devilish Comedian (The
Sequel To Evil Comedian)
Episode 6
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http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/devilish-comedian-sequel-to-evil_26.html?m=1 |
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