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Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by slap1(m): 1:52pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
As his 'jokes' run dry, he turns to political boot licking to remain relevant. 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by dvee2: 1:54pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Same people that destroyed Nigeria for 16 years suddenly want a miracle. keep Wailing. 4 Likes |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by SycophanticGoat: 1:55pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Pigin1: 1:57pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
While walking down the
street one day a
presidential candidate was
tragically hit by a car and
died. Her soul arrives in
heaven and is met by St.
Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to heaven,” says
St. Peter. “Before you settle
in, it seems there is a
problem. We seldom see a
high official around these
parts, you see, so we’re not
sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me
in,” says the politician.
“Well, I’d like to, but I have
orders from the higher ups.
What we’ll do is have you
spend one day in hell and
one day in heaven. Then
you can choose where to
spend eternity.” “Really?,
I’ve made up my mind. I
want to be in heaven,” says
the politician.
“I’m sorry, but we have our
rules.”
And with that, St. Peter
escorts her to the elevator
and she goes down, down,
down to hell. The doors
open and she finds herself
in the middle of a green
golf course. In the distance
is a clubhouse and standing
in front of it are all her
friends and other politicians
who had worked with her.
Everyone is very happy and
in an evening dress. They
run to greet her, shake her
hand, and reminisce about
the good times they had
while getting rich at the
expense of the people .
They then dined on lobster,
caviar and the finest
champagne.
Also present is the devil,
who really is a very friendly
guy who is having a good
time dancing and telling
jokes. They are all having
such a good time that
before the politician
realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives her a hearty
farewell and waves while
the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up,
up and the door reopens in
heaven where St. Peter is
waiting for her, “Now it’s
time to visit heaven…” So,
24 hours passed with the
politician joining a group of
contented souls moving
from cloud to cloud, playing
the harp and singing. They
have a good time and,
before she realizes it, the
24 hours have gone by and
St. Peter returns.
“Well, then, you’ve spent a
day in hell and another in
heaven. Now choose your
eternity.” The politician
reflects for a minute, then
she answers: “Well, I would
never have said it before, I
mean heaven has been
delightful, but I think I
would be better off in hell.”
So St. Peter escorts her to
the elevator and she goes
down, down, down to hell…
Now the doors of the
elevator open and she’s in
the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and
garbage. She sees all her
friends, dressed in rags,
picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as
more trash falls to the
ground.
The devil comes over to her
and puts his arm around her
shoulders. “I don’t
understand,” stammers the
politician. “Yesterday I was
here and there was a golf
course and clubhouse, and
we ate lobster and caviar,
drank champagne, and
danced and had a great
time. Now there’s just a
wasteland full of garbage
and my friends look
miserable. What
happened?”
The devil smiles at her and
says,
“Yesterday we were
campaigning, Today, you
voted.” 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by guiddoti: 1:59pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Jonadraft looted treasury that caused basket battle and snail law a calamity to zoo kingdom. Buharisation is but a process heir of calamity which over time will conquer all odd of our time. Change is step at a time, support the cause and move the country forward 2 Likes |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:59pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
castroevans:This your change is a positive and healthy. How can u eat five eggs at one sitting? U wan die be dat. At least with your kind of breakfast those weight will come down fast. 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by 400billionman: 2:00pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Aufbauh: 3 years from now, Buhari will do worse than he is doing. Bookmark my comment. 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Nobody: 2:06pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
You still dey eat bread tea and egg. That's enough for a breakfast. 5 eggs and over-thick tea are too much and unhealthy anyway. castroevans: |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by MORNDEW(m): 2:08pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Se what Igbos are doing to themselves. 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by iamdynamite(m): 2:08pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
a govt that is just 9month old.i bet you none of you wailers can do any better.i stand with buhari. 2 Likes |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by MrEverest(m): 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Aufbauh:you know what, Nigerians are the most patient & optimistic people on earth! They have this e go beta attitude even when odds or reality is against them. Within one year, Buhari has succeeded in destroying whatever legacy GEJ left behind. Buhari's claim of fighting corruption is a sham because he himself & his cronies are all corrupt, what did he do with the scandalous budget fraud? He patted them on the back by redeploying them! No sack! No Prosecution! No Jailing!! You know why? Because he was aware ab initio!!! What about the 12 presidential jets? he still keeps & maintains them at great cost to the economy! What radical effort is he making in the agricultural sector, solid minerals & manufacturing sectors No policy, no direction. Nigerians has never withnessed such suffering they are currently passing through today & you are talking about patience!! 2 Likes |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by kay29000(m): 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Look at the names of the people bashing basketmouth...they are all from one region of the country. I am not surprised. 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by 247notire(m): 2:12pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Misterdhee1:You are the bigot here man. What's wrong with the names? Or are you not 'feeling' the current change? I guess ur parents still feed u hence ur ability to come online to spill trash. Nigerians are living in hell at the moment if u dnt know. Though I'm sure u do, ur just being a zombie. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by sendownrain: 2:13pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
This will be the most corrupt regime forget about corruption parade they are using, upon all the so called money EFCC are recovering no body seem to know anything about it. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by aby1976(m): 2:17pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
tamonokare: If you look at the names of people rubishing basketmouth you would know that they are those who did not even want PMB to win the election in the first place. You did not vote for the change so why complaining? Don't worry when we start reaping from the mess baba is clearing u shall all keep shut. I know your problems all these TAN turned IPOD no more money to share and the one u got/stole PMB is taking them back. Against all odds God gave us PMB and for sure he shall make him succeed. If PMB did not enter where on earth would we have known about Dasukigate/2.2B for prayer. Nonsense. 2 Likes |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by kachnov(m): 2:17pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
ApC is the best Government in the world --Zombies 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by shamecurls(m): 2:19pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
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Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by GreatEngineer(m): 2:21pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Basketmouth na thunder go fire that your mouth there! Because you sit at the comfort of your house enjoying your money while others are suffering out there you think all is well. May be you have fuel, light, were you are living and this hardship is not reaching your end. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by dungburu: 2:25pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
That's why I love Bovi any day any time, he always feel what the masses are feeling. Right from time, casket mouth has never been my preference but he need to get this right that " Talent is God -given, be humble, Fame is man -given, be thankful, conceit is self-given, be careful. " It is men that give u the fame so be careful of ur statements young man because masses are angry. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by October1960: 2:27pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
If Nigerians want GEJ. Then the country is really doomed no hope. Impatience got you lot to the situation of total corruption and looting mentality at all levels, no savings with many years of high oil prices. If PDP and their stealing ways were in office now. Things will be much worse with the drop in oil prices. I don't think many Nigerians realize that most of their wealth has been stolen and stashed overseas by the very people they praise. Those of us that travel frequently see and meet the so called honorables living lavishly in western countries with stolen money that could have developed Nigeria. If you like vote back GEJ in 2019. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by ElCapone(m): 2:31pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Atlantian:lol, i voted 4 him and nt 4 a sec have i ever regretd it, u speak of him being emotional abi, u nko i guess u nt. U talk of him bin illiterate, i dont tink so cos a fool wld tink a major general in da nigerian army who was 1s a minister, governor and a military president is illiterate. Ur hate 4 him wldnt take away da fact dat wat he has achievd CANNEVER b achievd by some of his haterz even if given 10 life termz. Plz deal wid it. 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by rowlex7(m): 2:31pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
No scapegoat dis time 4 oga basketmouth |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by MrEverest(m): 2:32pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
iamdynamite:You will keep supporting mediocrity till your last breath! This is almost one year yet your god has'nt done anything to help those he is ruling. He behaves as if he is not aware or does not care about what is happening! Pls google about the Tanzanian president that came to power months after Buhari entered Aso rock & see the passion & sweeping changes he has made in his country within a short time! Buhari is not different from IBB or OBJ or other past rulers, they all have one thing in common which is greed & selfishness. I am not a prophet, but I can tell you authoritatively that Buhari is a senile, docile, wicked, corrupt, sadist, ignorant & vengeful old man who will leave Nigeria worse than he met it simply because he & his economic team has nothing to offer!!! 1 Like |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Chuksyno(m): 2:42pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
guest12345:Your definition of change is undoubtedly accepted but there is this adage which states that "delay is dangerous" and that a stitch in time saves nine. Na wen all wretched nigerians go die finish, na then buhari change go come abi? |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by iamdynamite(m): 2:45pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
MrEverest:you just too subjective in your analysis and comparing tanzania with nigeria is a joke.what is the tanzanian population compared to ours and nigerian situation is quite complicated.to they have cabals in tanzania that makes money from them not having light,do they have greedy oil marketers who can still come to terms with the fact that its no more business as usual no money for them to share again.or did thier ex president spent a whooping over 2billion dollars on elections.when crude oil is less than 40$ per barrel,soyou expect a quickfix to this problems right.and remeber the budget hasnt been passed yet. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by BekeeBuAgbara: 2:45pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Basketmouth again. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Nobody: 2:45pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Aufbauh: Love that quote and i agree it takes time...But fighting unrealistic corruption wars should not be the best move...He got it wrong |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by henrygale(m): 2:47pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Aufbauh:Like someone said in the fbk post that if dey wanted patience,den Jonathan's wife will still b in aso rock.......so what people are asking for is to be able to buy fuel freely without queueing long hours or leaving ur house early mornings just to queue for fuel. what people are asking for to be able to have power for at least 12hrs if 24hrs isn't achievable. What we are asking for is to b able to afford at least 2meals a day since we can't get the 3meals we were used to coz so many can't even afford 1 now talk less of half. What we r asking for is to be sure of getting our salaries at d end of each month amd not being owed 4-8months salaries and expect us to still keep working when dey in power gets their entitlements. All we are asking is what is meant to be our rights! #datsall! |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by babestella: 2:48pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Dahveydson: Don't mind turkey heads, they scream tribalism any time you speak out the truth about the way things are turning from bad to worse.meven if the names are from a certain tribe, what that tribe is simply saying is the truth, no one wants to continue like this, it's pathetic already. I bought fuel at 200 per liter yesterday just to run my generator because there was no where to get fuel as all the filling stations are totally empty. If they are ok with the suffering, that is there business, other have a right to speak out and they are doing just that. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by stildude(m): 2:57pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Those who think the thoughts flowing from most of the posters on this thread are ipob are either living overseas , in govt or blind, dead and dumb. Simply, they have lost their minds. The truth is that the whole world I now sees APC and Buhari for who they really are. Liers , clueless and visionless. Don't look at me, I am not Igbo. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by sinistermind(m): 2:57pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Rapsowdee01: I was expecting to see something like dis. Keep on suffering n smiling and don't speak out because u want to claim tribal supremacy. |
Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Mcowubaba: 3:00pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Misterdhee1:I hop u knw Basket Mouth is Igbo.... He is even from the same State with Nnamdi Kanu |
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