Spy360:

Congrats, but while you celebrate remember it's Jose coming in...


That's trouble o!

Yea, very big trouble 4 assnal. Just when u thought u guyx have seen d last of dis Jose guy.....

Nihilist:


Its not LVG's failure that is making me laugh.

It's how he failed to do the things that we were promised that's hilarious.

LVG was supposed to chase Rooney away...He said his captain must always play.

LVG was supposed to change Moyes "prehistoric training methods"...in the News today, it's reported that the players were sick and tired of LVG's training.

LVG actually wanted to sell DDG for Romero who was hyped by Coogar as well...

When it was questioned if LVG was actually better than Moyes, you sef know what was said.

Any manager can fail so that one is nothing new. It's the other things that tangentially failed to happen that I'm laughing at.


The funniest on is the Schweinsteiger transfer. Raumdeuter actually kept insisted that prime Bastian would have never been allowed to leave the Allianz. I remember not just Coogar but our very own Ak47 wielding, BoKo Haram slaying, Navy Seal aka Sailorxy giving us one of his famous Pete Edochie-like put downs.

Bastian hasn't played now since early January. He probably drives to Carrington every morning in a German tank, cripwalks to the training pitch on crutches, and defecates in the centre circle while doing Sig Heil...and then drives back home to count his money laughing all the way

My God I can't laugh

LOL. You are right in all you said especially the Schweinsteiger part. That part leaves ashamed coz I was one of those that mocked Raumdeuter after we got the injury-prone ninja. It turned out to be a wrong judgment on my part. I guess we were in a situation where we needed new players and any new addition apart from the old useless ones we had was welcomed. It's coz of the above that I'm not making much noise about the new coming coach till I start seeing results. I'm only happy that LvG is out but for the new coach, I ain't praising whomever he is till delivers.

RaeMystix:


The United States Athletics are always the favorites to win most medals at the Olympics games. No need to bet on that. They've always been since the beginning of time lol.

Really want to watch bolt with those long legs dethroned...

Caveatemptor:


Most United fans thought Louis Van Gaal was the real deal,when he put pen to paper.
I even thought it was the Iron tulip era.
In the end most United fans were glad to see his back.
While I think Jose Mourinho is a total upgrade on Van Gaal,I will not get over excited until I start seeing results and the type of players signed to the team.

Me too. I won't praise any coach again till he delivers. Memphis, LvG, Falcao and Schweinsteiger have taught me a terrible lesson - don't count your eggs before they hatch.

Spy360:

Congrats, but while you celebrate remember it's Jose coming in...


That's trouble o!

If Mourinho proves to be another LvG, he'll be sacked too. But we can't stick with Van Goat, shikena.

Nihilist:


Another Coogar scam exposed.

Damn Coogar and Starboard told us LVG would show Rooney his LVBalls before shipping him out of Manyoo

Are you sure LVG is actually gone? He could be sipping mojitos with Coogar and Arif somewhere in Salford o..

Starboard has actually been away since Coogar saga started.

Caveatemptor:


Most United fans thought Louis Van Gaal was the real deal,when he put pen to paper.
I even thought it was the Iron tulip era.
In the end most United fans were glad to see his back.
While I think Jose Mourinho is a total upgrade on Van Gaal,I will not get over excited until I start seeing results and the type of players signed to the team.

Upgrade if he is given 100% free hand to change United into his own image, I see frictions, rancour and a worse doom than LvG brought. I see United drifting gradually into oblivion.

His style of play vs the club's
His methods vs club traditions
His youth policy vs the club's
And the big one...
His EGO vs club legends

#BREAKING De Telegraaf who have connections with agent Mino Raiola reports that Zlatan Ibrahimovic will sign for Manchester United.

Announcement could be in the next 48 hours [Mirror]

MOURINHO UPDATE:

He will sign a 5 year contract on Tuesday and will be handed a £200m transfer budget.
................

#BREAKING Lawyer Paul Gilroy QC who was working with Manchester United on LvG's severance has left Carrington.

Jose Mourinho seen moving out of his home.

Skysports show removal men helping Mourinho to pack his property. No time to waste. Work starts immediately.

United's thread set to announce Mourinholic signing

Rumor has it that Zlatan has signed for Man United?? how true??

Renowned Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf are
convinced that Zlatan Ibrahimovic has signed for
Manchester United on a free transfer to join his
former mentor Jose Mourinho at Old Trafford

ladbrokes suspend betting on Zlatan signing for United.. this is getting interesting.

bigkesh:
United's thread set to announce Mourinholic signing

sinizia:


LOL. You are right in all you said especially the Schweinsteiger part. That part leaves ashamed coz I was one of those that mocked Raumdeuter after we got the injury-prone ninja. It turned out to be a wrong judgment on my part. I guess we were in a situation where we needed new players and any new addition apart from the old useless ones we had was welcomed. It's coz of the above that I'm not making much noise about the new coming coach till I start seeing results. I'm only happy that LvG is out but for the new coach, I ain't praising whomever he is till delivers.

Ribery is available, Alonso too on a free transfer.

I dont want to be a prophet of doom all the time. But I can already tell you there is something wrong with the rumored Zlatan deal

Zlatan is going to earn a lot, has a huge ego, Wont take a bench role, he is lazy as fucckk, He doesnt believe he has to run as others.

I also think James might not be great because if Mourinho hates Mata because he is lazy, had to play an extra midfielder to accomodate Mata's lack of marking and preferred Oscar, How is James much different from Mata? How much longer are you going to be fleeced by Perez for a player he doesn't want anymore. Or is Jorge Mendes just opening shop on y'all to sell all his overpriced players and he makes his own commission?

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raumdeuter:


Ribery is available, Alonso too on a free transfer.

I dont want to be a prophet of doom all the time. But I can already tell you there is something wrong with the rumored Zlatan deal

Zlatan is going to earn a lot, has a huge ego, Wont take a bench role, he is lazy as fucckk, He doesnt believe he has to run as others.

I also think James might not be great because if Mourinho hates Mata because he is lazy, had to play an extra midfielder to accomodate Mata's lack of marking and preferred Oscar, How is James much different from Mata? How much longer are you going to be fleeced by Perez for a player he doesn't want anymore. Or is Jorge Mendes just opening shop on y'all to sell all his overpriced players and he makes his own commission?

The same Ibra that looked clueless against City's donkey defence? Falcao's deal never thought Mourinho a lesson.
Like you said, James is just a replicate of Mata; a slow second striker who's style is all about scoring goals than to create. Unlike Mata, he also has a big ego and attitude problem to go with his laziness.
And there's Gomes who's another Herrera in waiting and he's just had n average season at Valencia. Also learnt that he's keen on bringing in Morata, that's bye bye to Rashford.
Not to mention the overrated awful Stones to man our defence.
Great times ahead!

raumdeuter:


Ribery is available, Alonso too on a free transfer.

I dont want to be a prophet of doom all the time. But I can already tell you there is something wrong with the rumored Zlatan deal

Zlatan is going to earn a lot, has a huge ego, Wont take a bench role, he is lazy as fucckk, He doesnt believe he has to run as others.

I also think James might not be great because if Mourinho hates Mata because he is lazy, had to play an extra midfielder to accomodate Mata's lack of marking and preferred Oscar, How is James much different from Mata? How much longer are you going to be fleeced by Perez for a player he doesn't want anymore. Or is Jorge Mendes just opening shop on y'all to sell all his overpriced players and he makes his own commission?

ok we hear u...nostradamus. but pls our baba olowo is not complaining. ...and we still have chevrolet and Adidas yahoo money coming in....u know how yahoo boys dey ball na

lekkie073:

based on my understanding, the issue of youth policy is more of a club policy more than a manager policy. Barca have a very good youth set up which made it easier for guardiola to make use of them when he was called on to manage the senior team. he knew the youth players in barca very well because he coached them. the same cannot be said of his time in bayern. and I doubt if he would look to the youth academy in mancity too.

on ur point that rashford is more likely to fail on d long run....u r very wrong an dat assertion. rashford is going to be a successful footballer. it is evident in his game. at such an age u rarely see him make mistakes...with the exception of being still a teen, he might make some inexperienced decisions once a while but his overall game play shows a player who plays better than his age. the difference between martial and rashford is minute.

I would give you time and hope you read my post again to understand because this post of yours is not a reply to mine.

Emaprince thanks, BTW.

Yea, our midfield was to blame

elampiro:


Starboard has actually been away since Coogar saga started.

Nope. .

He now uses the "EastBay" Moniker instead

Dadehmola:


Nope. .

He now uses the "EastBay" Moniker instead

Say God

Diademk07:

The same Ibra that looked clueless against City's donkey defence? Falcao's deal never thought Mourinho a lesson.
Like you said, James is just a replicate of Mata; a slow second striker who's style is all about scoring goals than to create. Unlike Mata, he also has a big ego and attitude problem to go with his laziness.
And there's Gomes who's another Herrera in waiting and he's just had n average season at Valencia. Also learnt that he's keen on bringing in Morata, that's bye bye to Rashford.
Not to mention the overrated awful Stones to man our defence.
Great times ahead!

Hmmm. Have you seen his transfer target list?

And you're not suggesting we have Rashford as our only CF? I don't want Ibra sha.

Dadehmola:

Nope. .
He now uses the "EastBay" Moniker instead

That means I am the only one who wasn't aware. Kai!

chrisley024:
Hmmm. Have you seen his transfer target list?

And you're not suggesting we have Rashford as our only CF? I don't want Ibra sha.

Bringing in both Ibra and Morata is a good bye to Rashford because for the fees touted, Morata would never be behind Rashford in starting role. I doubt Morata is better than Rashford to begin with.
Moreso, James is looking for a new club and mendes is his agent, there's nothing else to add to that because we all know how it will end. There's also Andre Gomes whose agent is Mendes.

we're not signing ibra,
I rather rashford or even Rooney sef to strike for us.

I think giggs is leaving too,which is even more good news than Jose announcement.
na giggs dey do us since.

Diademk07:

Bringing in both Ibra and Morata is a good bye to Rashford because for the fees touted, Morata would never be behind Rashford in starting role. I doubt Morata is better than Rashford to begin with.
Moreso, James is looking for a new club and mendes is his agent, there's nothing else to add to that because we all know how it will end. There's also Andre Gomes whose agent is Mendes.

Louis signed his own trusted men.
Allow the Special one to sign his men too and judge him after 2 years.

SIRcumalot:
we're not signing ibra,
I rather rashford or even Rooney sef to strike for us.

I think giggs is leaving too,which is even more good news that Jose announcement.
na giggs dey do us since.

bros....dat ibra parole be like say e sure die o.....according to info, he would initially be a player and later given d chance to become a coach under jose

also....
In finance, dynamic changes at a sports franchise can often cause investors to panic and the franchise's value to drop - but the big change that Man United just made had the exact opposite effect. We haven't seen what the product on the field next season will look like, but investors seem confident that the club has experienced 'addition through subtraction' by trimming the fat that was Louis van Gaal and his frustrating tenure as manager.
Per Yahoo! Finance, Man United's stock in the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) opened on Monday at $16.80. But within minutes (following the announcement of Van Gaal's firing) of the opening it was up to $17.45 and later $17.50 - a 4% rise within about five minutes.
It would seem that investors are confident in Man United's direction - and Jose Mourinho hasn't even arrived at Old Trafford yet.
Man United's stock nosedived in January, dropping 17.5% in just two weeks and falling yet another 15% a few weeks later. Since April though, the stock has returned to its pre-January drop level but still has a slight ways to go before reaching its one-year high.

financial times

The way Goal.com and BBC take carry this LVG sacking for head ehn...nawa o

coded01:


Really want to watch bolt with those long legs dethroned...

Although I don't want to come off as an enemy of progress, but I would love to see someone whoop his
a$$ at the Olympics this year. Most especially from an underdog; Someone from either a country from the UK or Africa. That would be sweet.

Diademk07:

The same Ibra that looked clueless against City's donkey defence? Falcao's deal never thought Mourinho a lesson.
Like you said, James is just a replicate of Mata; a slow second striker who's style is all about scoring goals than to create. Unlike Mata, he also has a big ego and attitude problem to go with his laziness.
And there's Gomes who's another Herrera in waiting and he's just had n average season at Valencia. Also learnt that he's keen on bringing in Morata, that's bye bye to Rashford.
Not to mention the overrated awful Stones to man our defence.
Great times ahead!

Great times indeed!