I'm enjoying this thread like a cold bottle of beer...


Op ride on... I'm observing you from a distance.

I'm enjoying this thread like a cold bottle of beer...


Op ride on... I'm observing you from a distance.





Kudos.

Appreciated.. well done Op I appreciate dis wonderful write up

iLegend:


ANSWERS:

1)You just see a babe...
No answer here. I don't use pickup-lines. Mine comes from within. But if you want to use a pickup line I'd suggest.

Make it look like you're discussing an issue affecting women or men in general: (Your confidence and how relaxed you are matters a lot. You don't care about the outcome . Just do it and everyone around will wish they could be like you, but deep down your heart is pounding. Ignore the stup!d heart beat and say it. No one is gonna shoot you. If you mess up you'll write a book about it in 5 years to come).

You: Excuse me, why are women always shy to approach a man they admire, but when we do approach they reject us in front of everyone. Isn't that embarrassing? Are you one of them? Cuz I'm compiling their names.
(If you can say this, I promise you she's yours).
She: Hahaha. I'm not like that or whatever comes out of her mouth.
You: Yes, I'm a stranger to you for now, but that doesn't mean you won't tell me your lovely name. Whisper it to my ears I don't want anyone to steal it.
She: Jessica
You: Alright, Miss Jessica. I'm in a hurry, so I gotta go. Message me on Whatsapp or Facebook and we'll chat better. (Then, try to walk away without asking for the number or Facebook name and see how she'll react. If she doesn't call you back, you turn and say, "I forgot give me your Whatsapp digit."

Guys, wooing a woman is always different for different occasions, so I don't recommend pick-up lines, but learn them and keep in case you go blank.

Though, the line about 'embarrassment' make women feel guilty and they'll never do it to you even if that was what they had in mind when you were approaching them. Use it when you want to approach a woman in public where all eyes are on you. DONT EVER CHICKEN OUT DESPITE THE HEART BEAT. The more you chicken out, the harder it'll take to develop your confidence.

2) if you chat with a girl, and all she said is( leave me ) how can I reply to this

You: I know you didn't type that. Maybe you're angry today. Hey! Listen, I know your problem. And your problem is, you need some time alone and that is good for humans. I do it too. Sometimes we just want to be left alone, and you're no exception. No one knows tomorrow and thank you for being harsh on me.
She: Apology or No reply or whatever she types.
You: NEVER REPLY HER.

After this message, NEVER EVER reply her if she gets angry (because you've psychologically touched her emotion), or sends an apology. Ignore her message for some weeks or some months. Don't be tempted to reply, she'll be thinking about you everyday. Listen to Jason Derulo - In My Head (that'll be the effect).

Bro thanks you very much

I appreciate

But I want to ask, op
If a girl is like, she is OK with going out with you
But refused coming to your house

Muturity wise is it OK to dosh her with a lot of drink
And take her to your house and sex her
Cos she is claiming to wise
Just to eat your money

Thanks BRO

iLegend:


ANSWER

3)who are you?(abeg I need many answers 4 dis)

You: I'm Mr. President
She: Who's Mr. President?
You: See ya head. You don't know president Buhari (or whichever president at the moment)


You: I'm Kim Kardashian's husband. Is Kim at home?
She: Laughs or I don't understand or anything.
You: Never mind dearly beloved. What are you doing? Don't tell me you're watching Telemundo o!

Wadup Ilegend, feeling u bro. I got dis gal who blocked me on her WhatsApp for misunderstanding my funny comments as rude, cuz she is naive n defensive. Claiming to b a gud daddy gal. I ve sent all msg to amend all bridges bt dis bridges no gree mend. I need a kind of msg to hurt the core of her emotions even though she doesn't unblock.ASAP tanks

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kudos boss...no matter how good a nigga is with girls....surely something will be learnt here....make I ask a question... how can one approach a babe..either chats or normally without being too nice/good...I mean showing the bad and naughty side..since that's what they want

Am in for this,grabs seat! Murder all the girls op! We no be dia mamA but we mother them

ilegend, are you harddon/dmulticore?

agbosamuel6@gmail.com..send the part 2 for me.

How can I get the part 2

kudos bro.
what about if she ask how is your girlfrd?

Bro am your number one fan.... I really appreciate your good job so far in educating most of us the Mr nice guy which our line has been so boring to gf and b**ch.... can u pls throw more light on the second part...

iLegend:


That's a psychological question to know if you have a girlfriend, so you should answer her psychologically and comically too.

ANSWER

I don't have a girlfriend; I have girlfriends.
You: Do you want to know their names?
She: Yes
You: Any name I call you say present Sir.
Patient Ozorkwor(Oya say present sir), Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola, Empress Njama (we'll be doing our black wedding next week).

Or

She: Do you have a girlfriend?
You: Yes, but she has traveled to Iraq to fight against ISIS cuz she's a soldier. If you were a soldier won't you fight if your government sends you on a foreign mission?

Don't answer that question, just make fun of it and she'll never want to ask that kinda question again.

cool bro..you are the real badoo in this game. below is what i done to a babe with your tutorials

she..hi
me...i never high o
she...u don chop
me....i nor wan fvck o..d weda too hot na

***

@iLegend

I have a problem. Op I will appreciate if you can help out with this... I will really appreciate. I just need the best way out.


I and this girl were dating but alone the line, we had misunderstanding which separated us for about 3months. I decided to patch up things with her which took about one week. She later told me she is with someone but she will accept me. That she won't break up with him yet. I decided to play along but no sex during that period because of distance. I slept with other girls but still missing her. During the period she told me to be calling her everyday but I didn't just want couple with certain things.

Few months later we had another misunderstanding. This time she really hurt me by her words of mouth and I decided to hurt her too. I even send the pic of the recent girl of was dating to her. She was really hurt. I was just pushed to the wall.

After about 4 months... I began to miss her again. it's like she uses charm on me. I decided to test her. I called her I am in need of cash worth of 10k. That I was stranded where I travelled to. She spoke nicely as fit nothing happened between us. She told me she has only 8k but will run around to get 2k to complete the 10k. I told her I mightn't be paying her back soon. She said I should take my time to return the money. I was just speeches. She was saying it with a happy mood and even said thank you. She promised to send the money and demanded for my account no. She was surprised because she knows I don't ask her money and I do have money. She credited me the money in less than 2hrs. I was shocked.

Op I want you to read the actions to me and give me possible ways to try and get her back even if she is with another guy. I just miss her.

I will appreciate your reply... I need something that can turn her heart around that I have changed.

Please I really need this reply today

nice job @ilegend, I have been following this tread as a ghost but I can't just help my self but to comment that you are doing a great job.... here is my own little problem with a particular girl, I use to know her right from when we ar @ secondary school, I later propose to her and she accepted, I tried to bleep her but she refuse the we should take things slow, I later went for my ND program and the relationship didn't work out cus we ar far from each other and apart from that, she always insist on me sending her recharge card nearly everyweek , so we broke up fastforward after my program in school we met again and took off from where we left, now I am in for my hnd and things is not working out again nd really love this gurl, pls advice on what to do cus right now she didn't even reply my messages on soicial network again, I guess she is pissed off .... need ur help man

iLegend:


I don't like hurting women. Through them we were born, but if you insist, I'll send you a message that'll hurt her. Just describe her shape and looks a little and also her age. But this is bad; don't be a pússy. Don't hurt women, they're the best creatures God gave us. Why learning all these techniques you'll hit a lot of rocks, but don't give up cuz a naive 16 years old girl didn't get it.

I got you bro, but I don't mean to hurt her the way think you. I respect them a lot. But anyway thanks. How do I get those books you yarn about. Also bro I will appreciate if u offer your intellects on this; There is this figure 8 young girl with a jovial character who is refusing to go out with a friend of mine i hooked her up with on a date with him talk less of a face to face conversation with him. Pathetic right? her reasons to him is that she is busy. What are we doing wrong?

iLegend:


He's not pressing her ESCOFi mumu buttons. If he does, she'll respond. All women respond to it.

Boss abeg answer my question above now.

iLegend:


He's not pressing her ESCOFi mumu buttons. If he does, she'll respond. All women respond to it.

@iLegend

I have a problem. Op I will appreciate if you can help out with this... I will really appreciate. I just need the best way out.


I and this girl were dating but alone the line, we had misunderstanding which separated us for about 3months. I decided to patch up things with her which took about one week. She later told me she is with someone but she will accept me. That she won't break up with him yet. I decided to play along but no sex during that period because of distance. I slept with other girls but still missing her. During the period she told me to be calling her everyday but I didn't just want couple with certain things.

Few months later we had another misunderstanding. This time she really hurt me by her words of mouth and I decided to hurt her too. I even send the pic of the recent girl of was dating to her. She was really hurt. I was just pushed to the wall.

After about 4 months... I began to miss her again. it's like she uses charm on me. I decided to test her. I called her I am in need of cash worth of 10k. That I was stranded where I travelled to. She spoke nicely as fit nothing happened between us. She told me she has only 8k but will run around to get 2k to complete the 10k. I told her I mightn't be paying her back soon. She said I should take my time to return the money. I was just speeches. She was saying it with a happy mood and even said thank you. She promised to send the money and demanded for my account no. She was surprised because she knows I don't ask her money and I do have money. She credited me the money in less than 2hrs. I was shocked.

Op I want you to read the actions to me and give me possible ways to try and get her back even if she is with another guy. I just miss her.

I will appreciate your reply... I need something that can turn her heart around that I have changed.

iLenged, I see you
There's this girl I dated while I was still a nice guy, I didn't have sex with her then after sometime she broke up with me and went to another guy. Now, she broke up with the guy and she is showing signs that she wanna come back to me. I see this as an opportunity to Bleep her hard but I don't know how to go about it.How will I go about it with dirty irresistible chats?

This thread is not getting the needed attention.


@iLegend... what is happening? wake up from your hiding place and do justice to the thread.

There is this girl what she asked is am broke pls help me with small change thank you