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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 4:28pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
CAPSLOCKED:Why are penguins found only at the south end of the earth even tho there are lots or tundra and cold regions to the north you can't find penguins there. And you cannot find polar bears to the south. WHY? It would have been far easier for the pengiuns to go north (towards siberia) than going south from Mesopotamia. Common sense is indeed not common. This is clear evidence that penguins evolved around the south pole. If the migrated, we would have had penguins towards the northpole |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 4:30pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
CAPSLOCKED:They spent over 4 months not 40 days |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 4:48pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: AND THE DOVE FLEW FOR HOURS THE FIRST TIME IT WAS SENT OUT, AND DID PERCH ANYWHERE? DOVES THAT CANT FLY FOR A LONG TIME. THE STORY IS EVEN BECOMING SHITTIER! SO THE DOVE CIRCUMNAVIGATED THE WHOLE WORLD BUT CAME BACK EMPTY HANDED, FROM NOAH'S LAND TO AMERICA, TO AFRICA, EUROPE, ASIAN, TO AUSTRALIA... AND DIDN'T EVEN REST OR EAT AS EVERY WHERE WAS FLOODED. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS IT TAKES FOR A PLANE TO GO FROM CHILE TO ADELAIDE? PLUS THE PLANE HAS TO STOP MIDWAY TO REFUEL! KAI I THINK THIS NOAHS STORY IS THE LAMEST IN HISTORY. THE AUTHOR OF GENESIS WAS TOO BUSY SMOKING HIS GANJA HE HAD TO GIVE THIS PROJECT TO HIS 2 YEARS OLD SON! 3 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by nnofaith: 5:52pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
CAPSLOCKED:most of the stories in dem religious books are actually infantile and silly when closely scrutinized! narrate some of the stories to 7year old kids and ask if they believe its true, you will be supprissed. question is, why do adults believe those stories if kids dont? |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by TrajansKong: 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
nnofaith: One answer: FEAR!!! |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
@op just read ur 2nd post & realised ur brain is as shallow as a cup of water.. Do u really think d earth's topography is as d way it was thousands of years ago ![]() |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
nnofaith:if u don see things 4 life u go knw say life pass d physical & very hard to comprehend....u still dey play! |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by rawgame(m): 7:16pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
ValentineMary: All those people you mentioned have never given me anything before. I doubt if they have given you as well. While I appreciate their contributions to the world I am also making my own contributions as other Christians all over the world. I have a lot to gain through my precious Holy Bible I ain't throwing It away never. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by TrajansKong: 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
dairykidd: dairykidd, please enlighten us about the OP's errors concerning Mount Everest. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
TrajansKong:do ur research bro its extenive...starts with d earth's topography & do ur scientific calculus from there oga |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by TrajansKong: 7:40pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
dairykidd: Sorry, my friend. I genuinely know nothing whatsoever of either topography or 'scientific calculus'. I have looked on the internet and briefly scanned the British Library's collections on the the mountain's history. I am lost. Please share your insights into Mount Everest in ways a layman might understand. 1 Like |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
TrajansKong:bros its nothing..i have 1k & 1 ways around d internet but lets make it much later am engaged right nw pls |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
TrajansKong:study Hypsometry & ur Genesis |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Tipsterwaxxxzy: 8:28pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Op am glad you quite familiar with your maths, physics, geography and all relevant science subject which has in one way or the other bolster your knowledge on this particular Bible story and many other stories you may not share. Firstly The Bible from Genesis - Revelation was never written based on Logic and scientific interpretation/inspiration. If it were I would have said O! the author made simple mathematical errors or Logical errors. Your Research and analysis is one that is grossly disjointed from the Biblical story. I'll elaborate a little bit science and logic have basic and dynamic principles, Laws and precepts that conforms with all other scientific results deduced from research,Logic solves our everyday complications and problems. Science tells you two molecules of Hydrogen mixed with one molecules of oxygen give you water i.e thirty molecules of of Hydrogen and one molecules of oxygen will never give you water!!! Now Scientific Research usually pose two null hypothesis and alternative hypothesis I'll advice you read more on that. You may ask what then is the Bible written Based on?? Since its not logic or Sci. I'll refer you back to the Bible the author of that book is Moses, based on inspiration from God! Some Bible scholars believe he must have heard the story, but the Bible clearly tells us it is based on inspiration from God. Which is a leave it or take it thing. In no way has Christianity forced anyone to believe what is been written in it's books. Mind you Jesus said blessed are those that do not see but believe! Your analysis may (may because you don't seem to understand your hypothesis as earlier mentioned) suit scientific research n Logical exams questions but will never suit biblical standards! And here is what the "Bible say about people like you my people perish because of lack of understanding the same Bible you think you're smarter than has proven you to be ill-smart " Thank you for reading through..... God bless you Errors in typing should be forgiven HardMirror: |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Tipsterwaxxxzy: 8:34pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Op am glad you quite familiar with your maths, physics, geography and all relevant science subject which has in one way or the other bolster your knowledge on this particular Bible story and many other stories you may not share. Firstly The Bible from Genesis - Revelation was never written based on Logic and scientific interpretation/inspiration. If it were I would have said O! the author made simple mathematical errors or Logical errors. Your Research and analysis is one that is grossly disjointed from the Biblical story. I'll elaborate a little bit science and logic have basic and dynamic principles, Laws and precepts that conforms with all other scientific results deduced from research,Logic solves our everyday complications and problems. Science tells you two molecules of Hydrogen mixed with one molecules of oxygen give you water i.e thirty molecules of of Hydrogen and one molecules of oxygen will never give you water!!! Now Scientific Research usually pose two types of hypothesis null hypothesis and alternative hypothesis I'll advice you read more on that. You may ask what then is the Bible written Based on?? Since its not logic or Sci. I'll refer you back to the Bible the author of that book is Moses, based on inspiration from God! Some Bible scholars believe he must have heard the story, but the Bible clearly tells us it is based on inspiration from God. Which is a leave it or take it thing. In no way has Christianity forced anyone to believe what is been written in it's books. Mind you Jesus said blessed are those that do not see but believe! Your analysis may (may because you don't seem to understand your hypothesis as earlier mentioned) suit scientific research n Logical exams questions but will never suit biblical standards! And here is what the "Bible say about people like you my people perish because of lack of understanding the same Bible you think you're smarter than has proven you to be ill-smart " Thank you for reading through..... God bless you Errors in typing should be forgiven HardMirror: |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
I read this from beginning to end I just laughed at some posts, comments and counter comments. Op believe in what he knows which is a product of what he has learnt. Bravo! Many are learning and will soon duplicate OP, hahahaha. We are all what we know. Op is giving birth to children. For Christians that defended God and the bible, sorry ooo. Spiritual things are not defendable, either from God or devil because they are spiritually interpreted. Bible is a spiritual book meant for spiritual people. Make I stop here before person go quote me lol. Satan met Jesus and challenged him,"if your the son of God turn this stone to bread". If na the Jesus wey rock Nazareth with miracle wetin be this one na. But the fact remain, we prove nothing to no body. Only the ignorant offer proves to claim a superior position among their peer. 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ValentineMary(m): 9:17pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
rawgame:This contradicts the bible quote u gave earlier that none of their works are good. And moreover millions of Africans have benefited from Bill Gates philanthropic nature as he strives in end malaria in the world. 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
ValentineMary: Lol. Reminds me of this thread. https://www.nairaland.com/1231330/funny-questions-nigerian-christians-ask#14842343 |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by rawgame(m): 9:36pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
ValentineMary: Nay, it doesn't. My guy, there are earthly realities as well as heavenly realities. One's contribution to the earth and God's Kingdom are accounted for differently. If someone blasphemes God, it doesn't mean the person can't make a furniture. You see, different inputs. I hope you understand? |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:48pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: Wrong. Your nylon/paperbag covers your bread just fine, the whole volume and area is covered. It has nothing to do with the weight of the bread or earth. No need to know all these strange calculations to figure out something so plain that you missed it. In actual fact, the earth only has a total of 1.3billion cubic kilometers of water when water in the atmosphere, seas, oceans, rivers, lakes, ice-bergs etc are all added up. So where did 4.5 billion extra come from? Nobody talked about any 4.5 billion or any other figure but YOU. Stop beating yourself. You bring up a figure all by yourself, and say it is impossible all by yourself. What this reveals is your ignorance of real science. Science in itself says that the earth has been covered wit water in the past. There is also a period referred to as the Ice Age, a period said to be many million years ago. The point here is that you are wrong to think that it is so impossible for the earth to be filled with water, based on calculations pulled out of your idle pockets. 1 Like |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:43pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: Speak for yourself. If you do not think, there are many others who do. Nobody asked you not to think, the Bible itself encourages good thoughts and meditation. Truth is ALWAYS truth and will pass all scrutiny excellently What you missed out is that the Bible said the below. Gen 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened. This is nothing strange to true science, the possibility of water overflowing its BOUNDARIES. A whole city can be so easily flooded and we see that from time to time. There are at least four science inclined thoughts that support possibility of such magnitude of flooding. You will do well to update your poor knowledge of things. 1. The Ice Age. 2. Precipitation and formation of most rocks were said to have been done in water i.e those exposed rocks you see were once under water according to science. 3. The presence of fauna and flora fossils buried in rocks is explained by science to floods high enough to cover such mountains. 4. Many volcanic rocks, which are usually the highest rocks above sea level, were said to have been formed under very cool conditions, which is usually attributed to under water. Very obvious this was written because the author experienced some days rain and his town got flooded then he must have imagined what 4days and 40 nights rain would cause. So he concluded it would cover all mountainsMost Bible scholars think that there was no rain before the Noah flood. While i am not of the same thought, at least it is fair to say that they were not thinking about previous rain or flood. Who or where did the so called geologists give you this scenario, pray tell us mr research? So why not take a moment and think about this.It was the amiable and amazing G.K Chesterton that said those who have tried to bury the Bible only find out that the Bible rises up to outlive its pallbearers. If Jesus tarries and you refuse to return to the Saviour, you can rest assured already, the Bible and the faith will outlive you. Others have tried it for centuries, you are not the first or the last. One fellow wrote that God is dead, we all know that he died a mad man. My prayer for all of you is that you outgrow your youthful delinquencies. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 11:08pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: i'm interested in you telling everyone the source of this data/statistic. i tried finding it but to no avail unfortunately, kindly help me and your fellow atheists that believed all you said by wasted faith.
Heaviest specie of cockroach which is a rare specie is about 30g. Most insects are far lighter and smaller than the roach. i understand your dishonesty though, i've been there when i was a sinner. BTW, there were not as many species of insects as we have today then. i hope that you know that at least.
Same point applies to all these. Only the human family of eight produced the diversity we see today, much more insects and animals that breed more. One other thing to note about the whole Noah and the Ark study is that Noah lived during the time of the first man Adam. Those were days when men still lived up to 600years old. They had the winding down or downtrend of awesome intelligence. It is in our days that intelligence has begun to pick and peak again, even as the Bible prophecied that knowledge shall increase in the last time. Adam had awesome, overgenius intelligence. There was a man who was able to manage and keep the size of Eden in a paradisic state and with ability to replenish the earth with same. Also at that period, the Bible records that some angels came and lived on earth. Such great level of shared intelligence easily explains how advanced they were before the flood. Therefore ability to provide for feeding or taking care of excretion isn't rocket science. Noah had over a century to prepare. Also note that the size of the ark must have been quite massive. Here is a structure that the Bible says was two times higher than the highest mountain. Gen 7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. Gen 6:15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. Whatever measure they used to calculate cubit, which obviously is different from what we may use today, fifteen cubits was higher than the mountains, and the height of the ark was thirty cubits. So it was a very very very big ark. Also note that no fish was in the ark, it was earth animals. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 11:12pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: Here again, you display your ignorance boldly on the www. Penguins are aquatic animals. They can survive well in water, they did not need to be in the ark. Also, i tend to reason that snow would have been what was falling at their end, and many of those continents did not necessarily have to make the trip if men were not yet migrated there. The colored is my opinion though. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 11:23pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: This ignorance has already been explained in this post. The ark is said to be two times higher/taller than the highest mountain. Also, those number of species remain a fabrication of an inebriated mind. Not forgetting the fact that today's number of species are more than the number of species that existed 300years ago. This is basic science i thought. Gen 7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. Gen 6:15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by urahara(m): 11:25pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
sonOfLucifer: Lol Mo fo o. Fantastic thread. This must be your handwork |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 11:26pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
johnydon22:Hahahahahahahaha intelligent, but not so intelligent when it comes to godliness. Little humans, with their little brains, trying to fathom the Most High. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by johnydon22(m): 11:32pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Anas09: It is hilariously ironic that it's always the same people who say the most high cannot be fathomed comes back to tell you what the most high thinks, wants and likes.. 10 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 11:33pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
SenatePresdo:God bless you sir. I for one know these folks. They are doing their part, working for a greater purpose. All their atheism is against Christianity, that explains alot to any sensitive mind. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 11:36pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
sonofthunder:My dear, have you seen an atheist who disbelievers the God of Abraham, but believes the Sumarian god's? He is son faxeted with the Sumarian deities. ![]() |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 11:44pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
johnydon22:And He thinks with senses of men like you? You know, you guys claim you are so smart, then I read your Posts, and wonder why you all reason like kids. Johnydon22, have you ever sat down to ask yourself why you guys can't have peace as long as the Christian God is still around? You guys don't worry, a time will come, you'll have the stage, you guys will do as you please. I pray with all my heart that you guys, all in this generation will be alive and rule with your master, albeit, so briefly. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ValentineMary(m): 11:50pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
rawgame:This is really funny. Xtians love to fine tune the bible to fit their current position. Are u saying that the wororks of non believers is evil in heaven? or that God would call them foolish on the last day for not believing polar bears board Noah's ship ![]() |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 11:54pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
HardMirror: The only person making a mistake here is you. You presume and assume ignorantly that things are the same today as they were yesterday. Also, you mistake the measurements of over 3000years ago to be the same with your tape rule, duh. Where are you from? Do you think ISO existed in those days. Your simple answer is in the passage that you claimed to have studied and thought deeply about. Here it is again, Selah until you get it. If you do not get it, Selah yet again. If you still do not get it, i need to lay hands on you, you probably need a real brain then. Gen 7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. The mountains were covered by their measurement of fifteen cubits. i'll go a little bit more kindergaten for those who the devourer has messed up their brains totally. The value of money over 3000years ago is not the same value today. What they called bread then is not what we call bread now. Even what they called then is not the same composition as what we call salt now. Their CONTEXT has to be taken into consideration before jumping into conclusions like the sorry fellow called HardMirror. |
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