Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,183,948 members, 7,922,339 topics. Date: Friday, 16 August 2024 at 03:17 AM

Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion - European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) (3302) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Sports / European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion (9051976 Views)

Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 / Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 / Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (3299) (3300) (3301) (3302) (3303) (3304) (3305) ... (14298) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bimffo(m): 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
Enter?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bimffo(m): 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
I miss 3300. grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by weedtaker: 6:29pm On Sep 16, 2016
Damn it, i don miss out again o grin, aunty Christy congrats o
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by nyabinghi(m): 6:57pm On Sep 16, 2016
Amadioha roast the balls of who stops the fact. When someone doesn't follow your path you need not insult but folks here are guilty of that. Bench rooney start x sell y has seen united go down the drain, mou is here and una dey hear am.

1 Like

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 7:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
ChristineC congrats....

See as people dey drag your pickin....I wan die for laugh.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by landinfo: 7:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
The pics says it all!!!!!!

Jose needs prayer....our Cele 100 dayz dry fasting to begin soon (should) he loses to Watford thix weekend

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 7:07pm On Sep 16, 2016
nyabinghi:
Amadioha roast the balls of who stops the fact. When someone doesn't follow your path you need not insult but folks here are guilty of that. Bench rooney start x sell y has seen united go down the drain, mou is here and una dey hear am.

lol..una funny walai. One would think the analysis here is what the club works with or mourinho consults our fantastic analysts to determine how we play. Y'all funny mehn the way u ppl go personal with everything
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AdisaOwala: 7:08pm On Sep 16, 2016
SailorXY:
the pig-fucker is still alive, reelifng out his proud moments of glory. Your affinity to wriggle @ the basest spectrum of filth couldn't be clear enough even if filmed in HD. I've heard enough of your hobbies, don't reduce us to your level.

The Alcohol-sodden, pathetic and irresponsible pevert is at it again with yet another round of uncoordinated and meaningless phrases..

With poorly articulated sentences like these, one should actually give you credit for dropping outta school early to pursue your dreams as a Community Night watchman - atleast your impoverished village can now channel its limited financial resources to the provision of basic Amenities such as portable water, fairly decent housing schemes and so on..

It shall not be well with you and whoever it is that's still alive in your family - both Nuclear & extended though!!

SailorXY:

there's even no point responding to this, you tadpole that just gained freedom from a petri-dish? There no way you can identify a human when you see one.


Tadpole, Petri dish?

Bwahahahaha...

Is this your best shot at redemption?

You have failed - just like the inferior contraceptives your whòre of a mother used on the night of your conception!!

SailorXY:

if that was my great great grandfather then I am not exactly grandchild. Whenever you try to engage your brain, you fall flat. Return to your MO, you grumpy möron. This originality stunt is tedious for you. A mollusk has a better chance of not snapping.

If you had any iota of common sense & retentive memory, you woulda deduced that your
Your Shameless Great Great Grandfather also doubles as your Great Grandfather and Grandfather- he repeatedly sodomized his son & grandson's wives hence the presence of Schizophrenia, hearing loss and other similar afflictions in your accursed bloodline....synonymous with inbreeding!

SailorXY:

that's where you get it wrong. There are two sides to every coin. Your side is that degenerate leprechaun eating dead brains. After being belched forth from the constipated bowels of a carelessly abused tramp, what good can be expected of you? Listen to the sound of AdisaOwala sef, sounds like one of those bus stops along Iwo Road where intestines are trashed.

Your Ancestors are all bastards and Community rejects - word has it that your father was ostracized from the village for infecting young girls with Herps, AIDS and Hepatitis B.

Your prostituting grandma was also said to have pioneered lesbianism and facilitated its rapid spread across the Continent..

The Apple doesn't fall far away from the tree though - you are a true son of your father who would always symbolize the curses that have plagued your Lineage since the beginning of time.

If not for civilization, you woulda been butchered into numerous parts, packaged into a big calabash and placed at a T-junction at the entrance of your village as sacrifice to appease the spirits that have continually tormented your household for aeons!

SailorXY:

I have seen many posters' faces on their profiles, so who cares if your face has been eaten up by a tarantula? Those with faces upload a pic or two @ some point, where are you going to scavenge for an ugly duckling to upload now mr. pukeface?

Lmao..

So you are actually proud of that "Horror film face" Prototype of yours?

Bros, I have seen better looking Rhesus monkeys at Yankari Game Reserves - you wouldn't even make the top 1000 list of presentable animals if you eventually (and rightfully) get locked up in a cage there..

if you haven't been told, you look like a cross breed of Harambee & the late Dolly - smeagle is actually a more handsome creature compared to you!!

SailorXY:

it is easy to count whatever original has fallen from your ass since your first retort. Anybody who's been on here long enough with good memory can effortlessly point out your scams. Long epistles or not, the few times you tried to use your head stuff came out as bland, potty or just downright foolery. I know your prolonged reflection in a mirror shatters it but you need to peek @ your reflection & get help, like join LAWMA or something. You traumatized bascard feeling fly, confusing refuse dumps & feaces parks for mansions & bounty, & buzzing flies for drone-like security surveillance will not improve your condition.

Lawma, refuse dumps blahblahblah - here we go again!

Yes - we are quite aware that your Ashawo mother dumped you in a trash can immediately after birth - the signs of evil, doom & gloom were too obvious on the creature that came outta her wide punnany. Your DNA results still baffles Scientists - 15 men and 10 wild animals have passed the dreaded paternity test!!

We also fully acknowledge the fact that your upbringing isn't something even Hitler would wish on his greatest enemy - your Scavenging (Foster) parents had to regurgitate part of the poisonous and toxic ferns & leaves they ruminated on before you could feed!

However, your uncanny ability to reminisce over these events (by mentioning Refuse disposal sites at the slightest opportunity) is what I have a problem with...

Don't let anyone decieve you though...there isn't any light at the end of this very dark tunnel life has placed you in - you would forever remain that inconsolable, demoralized, dejected and hopeless destitute wandering and roaming about aimlessly (on tours grin) like Cain in the Holy scriptures..


The next time you poke your Urine-dripping nose into my affairs (with reckless abandon), I would cut it, boil the parts and give them to you to eat!!

Now fùck outta here, you mentally deranged son of Jezebel!!

9 Likes

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 7:09pm On Sep 16, 2016
AdisaOwala:


The Alcohol-sodden, pathetic and irresponsible pevert is at it again with yet another round of uncoordinated and meaningless phrases..

With poorly articulated sentences like these, one should actually give you credit for dropping outta school early to pursue your dreams as a Community Night watchman - atleast your impoverished village can now channel its limited financial resources to the provision of basic Amenities such as portable water, fairly decent housing schemes and so on..

It shall not be well with you and whoever it is that's still alive in your family - both Nuclear & extended though!!




Tadpole, Petri dish?

Bwahahahaha...

Is this your best shot at redemption?

You have failed - just like the inferior contraceptives your whòre of a mother used on the night of your conception!!



If you had any iota of common sense & retentive memory, you woulda deduced that your
Your Shameless Great Great Grandfather also doubles as your Great Grandfather and Grandfather- he repeatedly sodomized his son & grandson's wives hence the presence of Schizophrenia, hearing loss and afflictions in your accursed bloodline....synonymous with inbreeding!



Your Ancestors are all bastards and Community rejects - word has it that your father was ostracized from the village for infecting young girls with Herps, AIDS and Hepatitis B.

Your prostituting grandma was also said to have pioneered lesbianism and facilitated its rapid spread across the Continent..

The Apple doesn't fall far away from the tree though - you are a true son of your father who would always symbolize the curses that have plagued your Lineage since the beginning of time.

If not for civilization, you woulda been butchered into numerous parts, packaged into a big calabash and placed at a T-junction at the entrance of your village as sacrifice to appease the spirits that have continually tormented your household for aeons!



Lmao..

So you are actually proud of that "Horror film face" Prototype of yours?

Bros, I have seen better looking Rhesus monkeys at Yankari Game Reserves - you wouldn't even make the top 1000 list of presentable animals if you eventually (and rightfully) get locked up in a cage there..

if you haven't been told, you look like a cross breed of Harambee & the late Dolly - smeagle is actually a more handsome creature compared to you!!



Lawma, refuse dumps blahblahblah - here we go again!

Yes - we are quite aware that your Ashawo mother dumped you in a trash can immediately after birth - the signs of evil, doom & gloom were too obvious on the creature that came outta her wide punnany. Your DNA results still baffles Scientists - 15 men and 10 wild animals have passed the dreaded paternity test!!

We also fully acknowledge the fact that your upbringing isn't something even Hitler would wish on his greatest enemy - your Scavenging (Foster) parents had to regurgitate part of the poisonous and toxic ferns & leaves they ruminated on before you could feed!

However, your uncanny ability to reminisce over these events (by mentioning Refuse disposal sites at the slightest opportunity) is what I have a problem with...

Don't let anyone decieve you though...there isn't any light at the end of this very dark tunnel life has place you in - you would forever remain that inconsolable, demoralized, dejected and hopeless destitute wandering and roaming about aimlessly (on tours grin) like Cain in the Holy scriptures..


The next time you poke your Urine-dripping nose into my affairs (with reckless abandon), I would cut it, boil the parts and give them to you to eat!!

Now fùck outta here, you mentally deranged son of Jezebel!!

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dmcdad: 7:11pm On Sep 16, 2016
Nihilist:

Probably one of those 'up Barka' boys angry

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dmcdad: 7:13pm On Sep 16, 2016
^^^The above go be una portion this season if you no take time Nihilist.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 7:14pm On Sep 16, 2016
dubylhover:
Its actually funny that those peeps calling for pogbas head were d ones shouting he should b bought no matter d cost but fail to realise that d platform isnt yet set for him..I was against d purchase, but now that he has come, we need to understand how he plays.like diadem stated the obvious, he needs a deep lying playmaker to orchestrate things.

I think to bring out d best of pogba, carrick needs to play slongside herrera or schnerdelin..tbh yesterday though pogba was very selfish, he was d only trying to conjure up something..

Who else also noticed how smalling was jist clearing ball out under any small pressure,
I personally prefer blind..at least he give some incisive passes from defense

As for memphis rojo darmian..NO COMMENT angry-
That Pogba selfishness didn't start yesterday. It has been like that since his first game and I don't know why Jose has not addressed it by now. It's killing the team
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 7:14pm On Sep 16, 2016
ChristineC:
thanks sir.umm what happened with Chestar bros tongue
And Brestar and na that one dey pain me pass, TBH have got a crush on that babe No pun intended.

I've not been good with relationships but I'm sure with her it's gonna be different. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dmcdad: 7:15pm On Sep 16, 2016
ChristineC:
tank u sir. I am not a new member here o
I guess he meant the baby.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 7:19pm On Sep 16, 2016
LoRdCaT:
congratulations aunty C. But you no do well oo, you no even invite us for naming cheesy
thanks. I am not sure I have been online since then.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 7:27pm On Sep 16, 2016
raumdeuter:


You dont want him to be a lawyer accountant anymore? you sef wan chop 100M transfer fee. Mommy you no even fear God. We can package him well say his dad is a famous footballer Christiano and the mom is Christine. Baby is Chris.

Read about Ali Dia who got a football contract by convincing an EPL coach(who else) that he is related to George Weah.

Nihilist are you related to anyone? even if na Garba Lawal or Furo Iyemeni? Afrodoc2 you related to Doctor Socrates? We can get someone to talk to Mourinho and give you some of the Poorgba change left
hah honestly I do not mind. Especially these days forex is so difficult to come by.
Everybody will not be a footballer sha, first there has to be the talent.

Pogba is a good football player and very young too. Those jumping on him after a few months are just haters. It took some big signings like Luiz Suarez and Gareth Bale quite a while too.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 7:29pm On Sep 16, 2016
Nihilist:


grin grin

Shebi Ferguson's Otu son played for Manyoo. Ferguson's prodigy Steve Bruce signed Alex Bruce, his son for Hull City.

Man know Man is the Manyoo way. Thr clue is in the name.

Elampiro is the ticket to a super Eagles camp...Aunty Christy, over to you...
Super Eagles grin grin I am not talking about community service nau. They don't like to pay players.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dubylhover(m): 7:29pm On Sep 16, 2016
eph12:

That Pogba selfishness didn't start yesterday. It has been like that since his first game and I don't know why Jose has not addressed it by now. It's killing the team

Thats how hes always been..right from juve just that he had d likes of pirlo marchisio vidal et al covering his flaws...he needs a creative player behind him..he is still far from a finished product..
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 7:30pm On Sep 16, 2016
codedguy1:
Chai, Wetin person no see for this thread!

grin grin

ChristineC congrats!
joeace2020:
ChristineC congrats....

See as people dey drag your pickin....I wan die for laugh.
appreciated sirs.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 7:31pm On Sep 16, 2016
weedtaker:
Damn it, i don miss out again o grin, aunty Christy congrats o
thanks.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ChristineC: 7:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
kokaneprodigy:

And Brestar and na that one dey pain me pass, TBH have got a crush on that babe No pun intended.

I've not been good with relationships but I'm sure with her it's gonna be different. embarassed embarassed embarassed
cheesy cheesy are you for real? abeg no kee me with laugh
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 8:03pm On Sep 16, 2016
I thought AdisaOwala was Dadehmola...


He sounds very similar to a client of Arif the accountant in that last post
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by capricornian(m): 8:18pm On Sep 16, 2016
I do not know who will win this league yet but to enter top 4 go tough... I pity Arsenal o though I hope for the best for United!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 8:22pm On Sep 16, 2016
ChristineC:
cheesy cheesy are you for real? abeg no kee me with laugh
I'm pouring out my heart and u think it's some form of joke? Don't even think I'm delirious cos I'm so damn serious
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by weedtaker: 8:31pm On Sep 16, 2016
na cocaine dis one take dis night so?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 8:40pm On Sep 16, 2016
Please I am asking for directions to chelshit thread grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by igbsam(m): 8:41pm On Sep 16, 2016
The parry dey happen for Shekpe Thread. free transportation guaranteed. Comr with your party dress, dancing shoes and muscial instruments
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 8:44pm On Sep 16, 2016
Na weed mumu, that ur head wey be like conical flask.
I don't know who called u to this matter.
Na u I won marry?
weedtaker:
na cocaine dis one take dis night so?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sinizia: 8:44pm On Sep 16, 2016
Nihilist:
I thought AdisaOwala was Dadehmola...


He sounds very similar to a client of Arif the accountant in that last post
LOL. Finally, someone that confirms my fears.


The first time I saw Dadehmola/AdisaOwala's post, I thought to myself, 'this dude's post bears an uncanny semblance to that of Cøogar'. After a week, that notion was permanently engraved in my heart. Then after Cøogar battled someone on the Battle Rap section with Dadehmola supporting him (Cøogar actually won the match though), I wanted to ask him if he's Cøogar, but stopped few seconds before asking him that. I only stopped thinking he's Cøogar's alt account after he attacked Cöogar during the Cöogar-Babe3 saga. But I still have my reservations that Dadehmola bears many traits of Coõgar way of dissing and writing.

I've seen enough of Coõgar's disses to know when one is writing like him. E.g:

- you're not the sharpest tool in the box
- kerosene background
- when the creator was sharing imtelligence/commonsense you're back of the queue. . . And missed out (something like that)
- may it never be well with your blah blah blah. . .

Also Coogąr always dissed people about their village paying for their school fees/educational upbringing. grin grin


I strongly feel AdisaOwala is either Coogąr's alt or takes enough of his style when dissing. AdisaOwala, you be Coøgar? You both sound too familiar not to be one. grin


BTW, Nihilist, Looserfool dey rąpe una without condom. LMFAO!! grin grin but to be fair, they will win us too. I don't see us winning them with the snail-esque display we put up yesterday. My money is on Looserfool or City to win the league.

5 Likes 1 Share

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrTA(m): 8:50pm On Sep 16, 2016
Half time in France and Cavani has scored 4 goals in the first half. shocked
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dubylhover(m): 8:50pm On Sep 16, 2016
Cant wait for klopp to meet pep...

High pressing take over grin

1 Like

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sinizia: 8:52pm On Sep 16, 2016
capricornian:
I do not know who will win this league yet but to enter top 4 go tough... I pity Arsenal o though I hope for the best for United!

If we keep up with our useless display, that pity will be on United. Arsenal always find a way to make top 4. Don't pity them.


On yesterday's match, I wasnt angry that we lost (I made it very clear that IDGAF about Europa League and don't care if we win it or not), my anger and fury was that for many months of Mourinho watching us and knowing how pathetic our displays were during LvG, he's turning to be another LvG 2.0. Our play was no different from that of LVG's tenure. I'm not gonna go off on Mourinho till around March, by then I'll be constructively form my judgment about him.

My objectives for Mourinho still remains - get us back to UCL and play attractive and attacking football.

3 Likes

(1) (2) (3) ... (3299) (3300) (3301) (3302) (3303) (3304) (3305) ... (14298) (Reply)

Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021

Viewing this topic: 2 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 63
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.