donjazet:

See your mouth like "dazall"
If no be last summer luck, u for dey get mouth talk this one

Ororo is the best that ever did it. Messi retired in tears and shame. As soon as he heard Ororo had achieved godhood, he quickly ran back to try again like aaliyah.

Unfortunately for him, he was last seen luckily chopping 3-0.

Ororo is better than Messi forever. The debate is done.. It will be written in the textbooks your kids will study.

Nihilist:



Ororo is the best that ever did it. Messi retired in tears and shame. As soon as he heard Ororo had achieved godhood, he quickly ran back to try again like aaliyah.

Unfortunately for him, he was last seen luckily chopping 3-0.

Ororo is better than Messi forever. The debate is done.. It will be written in the textbooks your kids will study.

LOL.

When is the comedy night?

You give quality jokes.

bykebyke:

LOL.

When is the comedy night?

You give quality jokes.

How can you go to 3 finals and not win one? Even Mikel Obi has an international champions medal at senior level. Infact, all Mikel needs is just one Balon D'or and he has reasonable grounds to argue that he is greater than your oompa loompa.

Nihilist:


How can you go to 3 finals and not win one? Even Mikel Obi has an international champions medal at senior level. Infact, all Mikel needs is just one Balon D'or and he has reasonable grounds to argue that he is greater than your oompa loompa.

Thank God you stuck with the national team narrative.

bykebyke:

Thank God you stuck with the national team narrative.

Yes, because that text is missing from Messi's library.

Come to think of it, Pedro has won almost as many trophies as Messi, plus World Cup and Euros. 20 years from now when Barca Alumni meet up at the strip club to pop bottles and throw some ones, and talk turns to the good old days...if Messi mistakenly tries to pipeup about the world cup, Pedro might just back hand him. If he talks too much, they might just call Pepe and Sergio Ramos to rough him up again...for old times sake.

Nihilist:


Yes, because that text is missing from Messi's library.

Come to think of it, Pedro has won almost as many trophies as Messi, plus World Cup and Euros. 20 years from now when Barca Alumni meet up at the strip club to pop bottles and throw some ones, and talk turns to the good old days...if Messi mistakenly tries to pipeup about the world cup, Pedro might just back hand him. If he talks too much, they might just call Pepe and Sergio Ramos to rough him up again...for old times sake.

Hehehehe.
Why won't Messi pipe up about the World Cup?

Describing how he lifted it in that cold night at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow.

bykebyke:

Hehehehe.
Why won't Messi pipe up about the World Cup?

Describing how he lifted it in that cold night at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow.

I'm not a prophet, but I had a vision last night.

I saw 3 reasons why Messi might not make it to Russia let alone win it.

Another 'quality' argument about to spring up. raumdeuter, what's ya say?

Nihilist:


I'm not a prophet, but I had a vision last night.

I saw 3 reasons why Messi might not make it to Russia let alone win it.

You are a foooooooooooool

Nihilist:


I'm not a prophet, but I had a vision last night.

I saw 3 reasons why Messi might not make it to Russia let alone win it.

Well,T.B Joshua has proven that sometimes Visions do not come to pass.

Nihilist:


I'm not a prophet, but I had a vision last night.

I saw 3 reasons why Messi might not make it to Russia let alone win it.

Nice punchlines

Chelseafan1:


Look at you, 2k ke, the money airmark sent to me is even more than times 4 of 2k.

Free money just for supporting Eden Hazard.

Long live Ibime, Hazard, Raumdeuter,All Hazard and Neymar's fans and this our argument.

When I saw the alert, I smiled sweet smile.

who dey give free alert for supporting hazard? I'm a staunch supporter of hazard and Chelsea, me too dey interested abeg ooo

This guy above me sha....

diggz:


Lol....you still never sabi uncle dayos pattern guy....

Dayo go ask you when last did hazard show in a cl final,messi na 5times world best,blah blah blah blah.....

There will be no sweet victory or victory at all for you guy...

Shebi na me nd am for this thread, I dey expect am already, he will comman explain to me why Messi came out of retirement to still play for Argentina.

Nihilist:



Ororo is the best that ever did it. Messi retired in tears and shame. As soon as he heard Ororo had achieved godhood, he quickly ran back to try again like aaliyah.

Unfortunately for him, he was last seen luckily chopping 3-0.

Ororo is better than Messi forever. The debate is done.. It will be written in the textbooks your kids will study.

CC Bykebyke Raumdeuter, Dmcdad.....

Danhumprey:
Another 'quality' argument about to spring up. raumdeuter, what's ya say?

Expect him to activate ghost mode like the fart of a leprous witch.

diggz:

This guy above me sha....

Some of us too like oshofree.

Chelseafan1:

CC Bykebyke Raumdeuter, Dmcdad.....

You believe am??

Chelseafan1:


Argentina has as much or even better quality players than Belgium, when will Messi start winning trophies for them like he does for Barca.

Messi has won CL finals for Barcelona, When will Hidden hazard get his own team into a CL final first

Danhumprey:
Another 'quality' argument about to spring up. rumdeuter, what's ya say?

Ororo and Messi are close in quality and its debatable on who is better some will say Messi some will say ororo

But whats not debatable is that Neymar is better than Hazard

Chelseafan1:


CC Bykebyke Raumdeuter, Dmcdad.....

I don't do Cristina v Messi arguments no more,it's glaring as the light that flashed around Saul on his way to Damascus who the better player is.

This is 2016 not 2014.


Oya shift.

hensben:
Messi is a known world best footballer for years mahrez just had one good season so talking them is same sentence is stupidit.y and I want to believe you are not.
Hazard has been consistence right from Lille bar last season due to team crisis and injury, same way Neymar flopped in his first season for Barcelona.

Neymar first season in Barca which you call a flop 15 goals 15 assists
Hazard best season in CHelsea which makes him a great 19 goals 13 assists

You now see that even you know that Hazard is nowhere near Neymar

Two students take an exam, A scores 70 you claimed he failed and lambast him, B scored 72 you declare party

That means you know B is inferior to A thats why you set the bar so low

bykebyke:

I don't do Cristina v Messi arguments no more,it's glaring as the light that flashed around Saul on his way to Damascus who the better player is.

This is 2016 not 2014.


Oya shift.

Definitely. Both of them has won everything to win at club and individual levels. Both have captained their countries to historic finals. One inspired his team to victory against all odds by beating France in their backyard. The other one was repeatedly molested by an illegal immigrant from Ghana in Brazil, and then continued to lead by ignominious example by missing the first penalty in the shootout against Chile.

Yes bro, the difference is as glaring as the flashing lights on the black maria that your midget rode to his tax evasion case.

Anyway, lets move on from this now...

raumdeuter:


Neymar first season in Barca which you call a flop 15 goals 15 assists
Hazard best season in CHelsea which makes him a great 19 goals 13 assists

You now see that even you know that Hazard is nowhere near Neymar

Two students take an exam, A scores 70 you claimed he failed and lambast him, B scored 72 you declare party

That means you know B is inferior to A thats why you set the bar so low

Take that. Take that.

Now gerrahia.

Don't respond cos I won't answer. Just take it and go.

2016/17 season

neymar 6 goals 11 assists
Hazard 7 goals 2 assists

The difference is clear

Nihilist:


Definitely. Both of them has won everything to win at club and individual levels.Both have captained their countries to historic finals. One inspired his team to victory against all odds by beating France in their backyard. The other one was repeatedly molested by an illegal immigrant from Ghana in Brazil, and then continued to lead by ignominious example by missing the first penalty in the shootout against Chile.

Yes bro, the difference is as glaring as the flashing lights on the black maria that your midget rode to his tax evasion case.

Anyway, lets move on from this now...

How did the emboldened happen?

Nihilist:


One inspired his team to victory against all odds by beating France in their backyard. .

Is it by crying on the pitch or what? Cos ayam not understanding.


Eder is portugal saviour.

pelvicky:



Is it by crying on the pitch or what? Cos ayam not understanding.


Eder is portugal saviour.

See below:

Despite trying to carry on Ronaldo was unable to, but teammate Cedric Soares has revealed the captain stepped up at half-time to deliver a speech to inspire them on to victory.

"It was a very, very tough moment. It was a really tough moment for me and for the team," he said of Ronaldo's injury. "I think everybody was a little bit in shock but at half-time Cristiano had fantastic words with us.
"He gave us a lot of confidence and he said, 'Listen people, I'm sure we will win this Euro so stay together and fight for it'.

"It was unbelievable. All the team had a fantastic attitude and showed that when you fight as one you are much much stronger

And another one

Eder, who plays for French side Lille having previously been at Swansea, said his captain's words had inspired him to make the decisive contribution.

"[Ronaldo] told me I would score the winning goal for the team," the striker told Portuguese newspaper O Jogo. "He gave me this strength, this energy and it was vital.

One more....

Speaking afterwards, Pepe said that his side’s victory was for Ronaldo.

"It was tough to lose our main man, the man who could at any moment score a goal. He could make the difference," the 33-year-old said.

"But God helped us…we said we would win it for him and we managed to do that.

Are you understanding now?

bykebyke:

I don't do Cristina v Messi arguments no more,it's glaring as the light that flashed around Saul on his way to Damascus who the better player is.

This is 2016 not 2014.


Oya shift.

Small time Chelseafan1 go run enter our thread dey praise Messi like say tomorrow no dey. Meanwhile, people like us know for sure say na just to discredit Neymar. No be say him wan really praise Messi.

dmcdad:

Small time Chelseafan1 go run enter our thread dey praise Messi like say tomorrow no dey. Meanwhile, people like us know for sure say na just to discredit Neymar. No be say him wan really praise Messi.

You deh mind am.

Neyboi don reach 50goals.
28more to meet Pele..I give him one year to do so.

Make Hazard deh struggle to score reach 20 for Belgium.

raumdeuter:


Neymar first season in Barca which you call a flop 15 goals 15 assists
Hazard best season in CHelsea which makes him a great 19 goals 13 assists

You now see that even you know that Hazard is nowhere near Neymar

Two students take an exam, A scores 70 you claimed he failed and lambast him, B scored 72 you declare party

That means you know B is inferior to A thats why you set the bar so low

With the signing fee of Neymar, playing left wing forward/striker for Barcelona who create goal scoring chance every two minutes, in a dominated league as la Liga scoring 15 goals is a flop. Now to Hazard, it is a huge performance that deserved balon d"or for a left midfielder to have scored 19 goals and assisted 13 in epl.

Nihilist:


See below:


And another one


One more....




Are you understanding now?

No big deal in all this.


No credit to him for turning to a motivational speaker.


He did what any human being would have done Or what do you expect him to say.