timbros:


While Terry was busy helping his team in the biggest stage in European football 2004/2005, Boateng was still a youth team player practicing his scissors moves in Hertha BSC.

#ShoeGetSize

You no see as Tery dey epp him team by jumping like a leprous Arrow to concede the only goal that knocked Chelsea out

While Boateng was helping his country win the world cup in 2014, Can you tell us what Terry was doing for his own country?

Nihilist:


Jokes aside, it's pretty clear that Barcelona seem to be offering these tax avoidance schemes to their top players as incentives to sign new contracts.

Basically the way it works is this. Each player has a Pay As You Earn (PAYE) salaried contract with his club whereby the club pays their player a fixed annual salary which is subject to income tax. In the UK, anybody earning over 150k a year is liable to remit 45% of his earnings back to the government in Income Tax. So basically half your Salary belongs to Iya Charlie.

Many Top Players are themselves valuable brands and their images are particular useful marketing tools for their clubs and other businesses. Unlike football which is a service that the Club plays their player to render, the rights to use an image are a commodity that can be sold. So what a lot of these players do is setup a limited company and transfer their image rights to the company. That way, any club that want's to use their image has to buy the image rights from the Player's company which is legally a separate entity to the player himself.

Companies are taxed very differently to Individuals. In the UK, Companies pay Corporation Tax at 20%, which is only tax on any declared profit.

Already you can see the attractiveness of getting payments to your company rather than getting paid a salary. So i think Barcelona are offering their players higher amounts of money to sign new contracts by paying their players lower salaries, but buying their image rights for significantly huge amounts....and now the Spanish Government are pissed.

Its quite common to anyone who works as a contractor, you will always prefer to have your full salary paid to your corporation so you can get all the company tax breaks, deduct all your expense as cost of doing business. In the US you can set up a S-Corp or a C-Corp or eve LLC

Get paid all your money, deduct every expense you pay in the year including rent, travel etc and the balance will now be what the tax will hit

I heard it affected many SPanish players in the past including Casillas, Alonso Sergio Ramos, David Villa too

Sergio Ramos, Iker Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Andres Iniesta, Xavi Hernandez and Gerard Pique are, according to El Mundo, some of the players under investigation by the Spanish tax authorities for their use of companies created to hold and manage their image rights.

By receiving income through these companies the players can pay tax at the corporate income tax rate, which is much lower (30 percent in 2014) than the personal income tax rate that applies to their salaries (52 percent in most of Spain, and 56 percent in Catalonia).

As a result of legislation, players are permitted to receive, since 1996, "15 percent of their remuneration in image rights through companies."

However, the tax authorities consider that "the majority of these companies created to manage the image rights do not have any real activity."

They are using that supposed lack of real activity to argue that the money received for "image rights" should be treated as simply salary and subject to the top rate of tax.

http://www.espnfc.us/spanish-primera-division/story/2116267/spanish-players-under-investigation-by-the-spanish-tax-authorities

If such legal loophole exist I will take it. If I can legally pay 1,000 in taxes why will I want to pay 20,000?

Trump did not pay personal Income tax for several years because there was a loophole he exploited

Not football related; please house what do you do when you find out your side chick is f.ucking your friend? Lol

hensben:
Not football related; please house what do you do when you find out your side chick is f.ucking your friend? Lol

You said side chic, Meaning you have no plans for her, So why not tell her to invite more friends and we can all be friends

You can pretend you dont know and continue enjoying it, when she plans or suggest you upgrade her then you ask her why she didnt ask your friend to upgrade her

Are you the friend fuccking chelseafan1 babe?

raumdeuter:


You said side chic, Meaning you have no plans for her, So why not tell her to invite more friends and we can all be friends

You can pretend you dont know and continue enjoying it, when she plans or suggest you upgrade her then you ask her why she didnt ask your friend to upgrade her

Are you the friend fuccking chelseafan1 babe?

na man you be. I got lock up and continue fucking her.

Lol nor be me oo @chelseafan1 babe

Griffon:

I will wait till the cows come home

You aren't conversant with Idiomatic expressions.. right??

You don vote?

hensben:
Not football related; please house what do you do when you find out your side chick is f.ucking your friend? Lol

No be side chic u call am? If na me sha,I no send ........

diggz:



No be side chic u call am? If na me sha,I no send ........

but I don go let the girl know say I know. Wetin you reason? E make sense that way.

hensben:
but I don go let the girl know say I know. Wetin you reason? E make sense that way.

What did she say when you accused her? If she denied, just go with it like you bought the denial

Also what did your friend say? have you talked to him, tell im to continue enjoying and you two can coordinate together so stations dont jam. e.g when shes coming to see you, tell your friend so he doesnt show up or call around then, Likewise when she is going to see him.

Enjoy it as long as it last or until she asks either of you to upgrade her

raumdeuter:


What did she say when you accused her? If she denied, just go with it like you bought the denial

Also what did your friend say? have you talked to him, tell im to continue enjoying and you two can coordinate together so stations dont jam. e.g when shes coming to see you, tell your friend so he doesnt show up or call around then

Enjoy it as long as it last

She denied it but I tell her to shut up that I know already, I saw their convo she kept on denying until she said ehen ok he's my boyfriend that I should do my worse since I don't want to believe her.

hensben:
She denied it but I tell her to shut up that I know already, I saw their convo she kept on denying until she said ehen ok he's my boyfriend that I should do my worse since I don't want to believe her.

You don carry the accusation and vex to far, Nw she has dared you to do your worst and you are left with no card to play, WHats your worst? break up with her? If you do that you lose one free sure toto.
You just threw out a get out of jail card. That kain knowledge always keep it to yourself and only use it when you absolutely need it

Except she is your wife

Unless you fit convince her that you now believe her and things should return to how it was.

BTW I dont know anything about this, Its nihilist that thought me all these bad things. I am still God's son

I would have said Mikel should accept the Chinese offer; but he has to consider his girlfriend and kids when making such a decision. And they may not be keen to move with him to Asia.

raumdeuter:


You don carry the accusation and vex to far, Nw she has dared you to do your worst and you are left with no card to play, WHats your worst? break up with her? If you do that you lose one free sure toto.
You just threw out a get out of jail card. That kain knowledge always keep it to yourself and only use it when you absolutely need it

Except she is your wife

Unless you fit convince her that you now believe her and things should return to how it was.

TW I dont know anything about this, Its nihilist that thought me all these bad things. I am still God's son

I just dey realize I went too far. The girl body make sense that's why I wan still dey kpansh her. Well, she nor hard me to retrieve na to call her right awake because she don dey wait my call.

hensben:
but I don go let the girl know say I know. Wetin you reason? E make sense that way.

Dayo don tell u the extras wey dey. If u tell her or not e no change anytin as long as she still dey give u chop. Plus, u fit wine am to throw in 2more friends like dayo suggest n ur friend mk una throwaway house party.....

hensben:
She denied it but I tell her to shut up that I know already, I saw their convo she kept on denying until she said ehen ok he's my boyfriend that I should do my worse since I don't want to believe her.

Dat na d fuk up. You should not have challenged her or let her know, shebi na side chick. You just continue chopping that kpekus until either one of you gets tired. The day she has d misfortune to ask to be upgraded you play all her sound track for her.
As for your "friend" you don't even need to ask him either, it is just good to know the kind of guy he is cos side chick or not "dog does not eat dog".

afrodoc2:


Dat na d fuk up. You should not have challenged her or let her know, shebi na side chick. You just continue chopping that kpekus until either one of you gets tired. The day she has d misfortune to ask to be upgraded you play all her sound track for her.
As for your "friend" you don't even need to ask him either, it is just good to know the kind of guy he is cos side chick or not "dog does not eat dog".

Baba I hail una oo the thing work like magic. I tell the girl say I don believe her now she say ok. She say if I dey house tomorrow make we see I say ok. Girls bad oo wetin I see with my eyes na she deny like this. That my frienemy na bad friend I dey always look him with one eye

raumdeuter:


You don carry the accusation and vex to far, Nw she has dared you to do your worst and you are left with no card to play, WHats your worst? break up with her? If you do that you lose one free sure toto.
You just threw out a get out of jail card. That kain knowledge always keep it to yourself and only use it when you absolutely need it

Except she is your wife

Unless you fit convince her that you now believe her and things should return to how it was.

BTW I dont know anything about this, Its nihilist that thought me all these bad things. I am still God's son

Dayo u are shameless walahi.... na nihilist teach u wetin? U wey no fit describe football match without converting it into sexology.....

raumdeuter:


You don carry the accusation and vex to far, Nw she has dared you to do your worst and you are left with no card to play, WHats your worst? break up with her? If you do that you lose one free sure toto.
You just threw out a get out of jail card. That kain knowledge always keep it to yourself and only use it when you absolutely need it

Except she is your wife

Unless you fit convince her that you now believe her and things should return to how it was.

BTW I dont know anything about this, Its nihilist that thought me all these bad things. I am still God's son

mehn Dayo you bad oo. The girl don chop my pretense, as you take tell me na so I tell her and she don say she go come my code tomorrow.

Omo girls bad oo person wey I catch.

hensben:
Baba I hail una oo the thing work like magic. I tell the girl say I don believe her now she say ok. She say if I dey house tomorrow make we see I say ok. Girls bad oo wetin I see with my eyes na she deny like this.

Na d parole now. If u vex leave that puny another guy go continue to bruise am, something wey no get tally number or meter.
Just eat your own and leave the rest for the next guy.

afrodoc2:


Na d parole now. If u vex leave that puny another guy go continue to bruise am, something wey no get tally number or meter.
Just eat your own and leave the rest for the next guy.

Lol I dey tell you.

raumdeuter:


What did she say when you accused her? If she denied, just go with it like you bought the denial

Also what did your friend say? have you talked to him, tell im to continue enjoying and you two can coordinate together so stations dont jam. e.g when shes coming to see you, tell your friend so he doesnt show up or call around then, Likewise when she is going to see him.

Enjoy it as long as it last or until she asks either of you to upgrade her

I didn't even tell my friend was happening I just form like who nor know.

afrodoc2:


As for your "friend" you don't even need to ask him either, it is just good to know the kind of guy he is cos side chick or not "dog does not eat dog".

Extremely valid point raised here........

Hensben watch out for your money and ur main chic too around this guy o...... D guy fit just be one of those guys without boundaries,honor and respect...... Or the guy fit just get eye for everything or anything wey be ur own.

I know say way back sha,boys dey seek for permission before them run such matters sha....

hensben:
I didn't even tell my friend was happening I just form like who nor know.

hensben:
mehn Dayo you bad oo. The girl don chop my pretense, as you take tell me na so I tell her and she don say she go come my code tomorrow.
Omo girls bad oo person wey I catch.

Be careful too, The girl too might be looking for a way to chop your money, Dont show any signs that you even have that cheating in mind so continue like before. Dont be unnecessarily mean to her.

Just treat her like nothing happen oshofree toto for this recession Nothing good pass am

Just guilt trip her say she shouldnt do anything again to make you doubt her and continue to dey chop the ponmo go. If you give am belle, name the kid after diggz

diggz:
Dayo u are shameless walahi.... na nihilist teach u wetin? U wey no fit describe football match without converting it into sexology.....

By bad association with nihilist is corrupting my good manners. He knows all the ashana joint in Naijafrom Sango to Kuramo

raumdeuter:


By bad association with nihilist is corrupting my good manners. He knows all the ashana joint in Naijafrom Sango to Kuramo

Idonbilivit.......I will need nihilist to confirm if true or false.

raumdeuter:




If you give am belle, name the kid after diggz

Ha! Mo darun....... hensben abeg na dayokanu go better pass for the baby

God knows that I cannot teach Egbon Raumdeuter anything.

This man senior me with like 9 good years.

hensben:
Not football related; please house what do you do when you find out your side chick is f.ucking your friend? Lol

This means it's time for you to get a new side _bitch! And by the way that your nigga is not really your "friend"!



Going behind your back was a "_bitch move"! Be wary of him.....

Nihilist:
God knows that I cannot teach Egbon Rumdeuter anything.
This man senior me with like 9 good years.

Who bad reach you for this forum all the bad bad thing you did in your teenage years Fela never did till he died

diggz:
Ha! Mo darun....... hensben abeg na dayokanu go better pass for the baby

WHy na? Are you not a good person to emulate

See the people Jesus died for...