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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:11pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


You are all delusioned, the only difference is time....

On second thoughts, maybe you need help truly. Jesus did not come for the healthy, he came for the sick. My friend, the only thing you need to do to be saved is to accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour, and to continue doing good grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 7:17pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


On second thoughts, maybe you need help truly. Jesus did not come for the healthy, he came for the sick. My friend, the only thing you need to do to be saved is to accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour, and to continue doing good grin

But I don't believe in the story of Jesus and ive been doing fine without him doing good to the best of my ability, will I be tortured forever for not believing?

I can't confess what I dont believe, threatening me to believe is evil

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:31pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


But I don't believe in the story of Jesus and ive been doing fine without him doing good to the best of my ability, will I be tortured forever for not believing?

I can't confess what I dont believe, threatening me to believe is evil

If you do not believe in Jesus, do you believe and practice his works and commandments? Love your neighbour as yourself, follow peace with all men, love, judgment, compassion, hatred of injustice and evil, do you do these things?

Not all who call Jesus lord lord will be saved, only those who do his commandments wink
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 7:35pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


If you do not believe in Jesus, do you believe and practice his works and commandments? Love your neighbour as yourself, follow peace with all men, love, judgment, compassion, hatred of injustice and evil, do you do these things?

Not all who call Jesus lord lord will be saved, only those who do his commandments wink

I dont need Jesus to tell me any of these before I do them. I do them out of my own freewill not that I've been commanded by a dead Jew who I don't even believe in.

if I need religion to threaten me to be moral, (fear of hell) then I'm not moral...hypocrisy is the word


so tell me what you will say about billions of people who have died before Jesus was born and were good and have died after Jesus and were good but never heard of jesus. Was it Jesus that made them good?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:45pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


I dont need Jesus to tell me any of these before I do them. I do them out of my own freewill not that I've been commanded by a dead Jew who I don't even believe in.

if I need religion to threaten me to being moral, (fear of hell) then I'm not moral...hypocrisy is the word

Stop judging yourself my brother, who ever mentioned hell or threatened fear of hell on this thread? You are only reacting, fighting against inate fear by being rebellious. You are the very first person to mention hell on this thread. Just continue to be good, and kind, and compassionate, and you will be fine. Our GOD is not petty, just do His commandments.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 7:48pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


Stop judging yourself my brother, who ever mentioned hell or threatened fear of hell on this thread? You are only reacting, fighting against inate fear by being rebellious. You are the very first person to mention hell on this thread. Just continue to be good, and kind, and compassionate, and you will be fine. Our GOD is not petty, just do His commandments.

Being rebellious against who??
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:51pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


cheesy cheesy cheesy

I feel like dancing
I feel like jumping
I feel like singing
I feel like shouting grin cheesy grin cheesy
LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUJAHHHHHH!!!!

OLAADEGBU, prophecy is being fulfilled right before our very eyes, the attempts to mix the ideology of Iron and the Ideology of Clay which is the seed of men has irretrievably FAILED cheesy cheesy grin

OLAADEGBU we are going to heaven!!!!!! cheesy grin We will become the new heavens on earth, the blackman is about to be redeemed!!!
PRAISE THE MOST HIGH GOD FOREVER!!!!

OLAADEGBU, identify the doctrine/ideology of Iron and Clay grin, then you will know that OUR MASTER MESSIAH LORD AND SAVIOUR WILL BE WITH US LATEST 20TH OF JANUARY 2017.
PRAISE! PRAISE!! PRAISE!!! THE LOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!

HA! HA!! HALLELUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

You are O.Y.O. with your delusion of grandeur. shocked

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:54pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


You are all delusioned, the only difference is time....

Yours is intellectual schizophrenia, that is, believing in God, but believing that you do not believe in God. shocked
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:54pm On Jan 10, 2017
On or before 20th January 2017, Christ will be here grin

The countdown has begun grin
10days to go...

GBOAAAAA!!! Then the earth reels like a mighty drunken man, coals of fire and earthquakes smash the heavens into pieces, mass casualties leading to global mourning...then Christ comes in the morn, to usher in an everlasting kingdom of peace, righteousness, prosperity, love, kindness, compassion, an everlasting kingdom devoid of strife, evil, wickedness, bitterness, disease, and pain because the wicked one would have been taken away.

All these will happen on or before the 20th of January 2017 grin

Only God will do it, no single human mind will be involved in this.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:56pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


Being rebellious against who??

Against inate, subconscious fear of hell
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:57pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:


You are O.Y.O. with your delusion of grandeur. shocked

Latest 20th January 2017 grin. Come and say this to me after this date wink
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:58pm On Jan 10, 2017
SirWere, I see you o. How are you na, where is Hahn? grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 8:14pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


Against inate, subconscious fear of hell

I don't have any fear of any hell.

if I believe in hell I would fear it and I would 've submitted to its doctrines finding ways to escape it.

But I dont believe in that ideology of being good to make heaven and if otherwise, hell
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:


Yours is intellectual schizophrenia, that is, believing in God, but believing that you do not believe in God. shocked

are u sure u are ok?

I just had headache trying to make sense out of this
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:18pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


Latest 20th January 2017 grin. Come and say this to me after this date wink

The rapture may happen anytime from now but Jesus Christ will definitely not set His feet on Mount Olives before the January 20 this year.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jan 10, 2017
grin grin
10 days to go...
MrPresident, do I have your permission to post this outside nairaland
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:


The rapture may happen anytime from now but Jesus Christ will definitely not set His feet on Mount Olives before the January 20 this year.

that's why I sed u are all delusioned.

You both believe a jew is coming from the clouds blowing trumpets, riding on donkeys and you shall all join him in the clouds.

The only difference is that he believes it's going to happen before January 20 while U belIeve it will happen after January 20
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


are u sure u are ok?

I just had headache trying to make sense out of this

That is what is called an 'iterated belief,' its a belief about a belief. It is self deception when you frequently attempt to convince yourself of what you want to believe (See James 1:22). cool
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:23pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:


The rapture may happen anytime from now but Jesus Christ will definitely not set His feet on Mount Olives before the January 20 this year.

He is already in our midst. He is the first born among the living dead grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 8:25pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:


That is what is called an 'iterated belief,' its a belief about a belief. It is self deception when you frequently attempt to convince yourself of what you want to believe (See James 1:22). cool
Take a shower then re-read wat u posted if it makes any sense to you. I can understand u've had a long day
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:30pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


I don't have any fear of any hell.

if I believe in hell I would fear it and I would 've submitted to its doctrines finding ways to escape it.

But I dont believe in that ideology of being good to make heaven and if otherwise, hell

I am telling you that your rebellion is as a result of a subliminal subconscious fear of hell. But God has directed you here so you can know the truth which will set you free from that fear.

Even if you do not believe in doing good to towards an end, the good you do will make the world a better place. You do not need to fear anything, this is the Ark, and you are completely safe in here cheesy
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Anas09: 8:36pm On Jan 10, 2017
OLAADEGBU:


Same to you my sister in Christ. Hope you are not carried away by the delusion of the OP?
Carried away from the Scriptures to where nah?

I am a child of the Word, i don't see it in the Word, i don't believe it.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:42pm On Jan 10, 2017
SirWere:
grin grin

10 days to go...

MrPresident, do I have your permission to post this outside nairaland

Akshually my kind SirWere, Nairaland is open to the world, everyone can see what is written here, but if it will help us to reach more brethren, my dear SirWere, you have my blessings grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:43pm On Jan 10, 2017
Anas09:

Carried away from the Scriptures to where nah?

I am a child of the Word, i don't see it in the Word, i don't believe it.

But you see everything I am preaching in the Word na, no be so? grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 8:46pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


I am telling you that your rebellion is as a result of a subliminal subconscious fear of hell. But God has directed you here so you can know the truth which will set you free from that fear.

Even if you do not believe in doing good to towards an end, the good you do will make the world a better place. You do not need to fear anything, this is the Ark, and you are completely safe in here cheesy

Let's make this simple..

do u believe that I have a magic wand that can turn u to a goat? Now are u afraid of my magic wand?

stop being funny, you seem to know me more than myself and know that I have a sub conscious fear for hell?? I question your state of mind bro.

I fear Hiv/aids Bcus I know its real, I do everything to prevent it by avoiding casual sex, not sharing blades etc
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


Let's make this simple..

do u believe that I have a magic wand that can turn u to a goat? Now are u afraid of my magic wand?

stop being funny, you seem to know me more than myself and know that I have a sub conscious fear for hell?? I question your state of mind bro.

I fear Hiv/aids Bcus I know its real, I do everything to prevent it by avoiding casual sex, not sharing blades etc

Ok. I don tire grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Anas09: 8:50pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


But you see everything I am preaching in the Word na, no be so? grin
No.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:53pm On Jan 10, 2017
Anas09:

No.

embarassed

Ok like which one and which one do you disagree with
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


Akshually my kind SirWere, Nairaland is open to the world, everyone can see what is written here, but if it will help us to reach more brethren, my dear SirWere, you have my blessings grin
Interesting! cheesy

On a "serious" note however; I believe it's time I asked some questions :

On which part of the earth will it be 20th Jan on the "rapture" Is it in Australia? Because then that will 19th Jan here in Nigeria. Is it in the cold far reaches of Northern Europe?? Because it will be 21st Jan here in Nigeria.

Or perhaps in Israel. However, Jerusalem and Bethlem is already muslim-populated shocked shocked. Will Jesus come down in the midst of Muslims
I assure you Al-Qaeda, BokoHaram, Al-shabbab, Saudi Arabian forces et al will be apolectic at "the ploy from the west" grin grin.

Secondly; the scripture says "All eyes shall see him" (can't remember the verse tho). Does this mean the whole world will see Jesus in the sky But how'z that gonna be possible on a spherical earth.shocked The Night sky here in Nigeria is daytime in another part of the world.
Yet; we'll all see this......"halo".
Will Jesus hover everywhere at once?? Descend in multiple places at the same time??
Even Naruto's Kage Bushin no Justu no fit cover the whole earth naa..... grin tongue

Even more; how loud will this trumpet be Will it be loud enough to wake and attract the attention of every living being on earth Such a trumpet must be loud indeed! The amount of energy required for the soundwaves to travel the earth.....must be ginormous to say the least.
So; where will this "energy" come from??

Lastly.....

People going to heaven won't take PS4's with them right cheesy
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Anas09: 8:56pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:


embarassed

Ok like which one and which one do you disagree with
You excellency, i just break my fast. I just say make i visit una small before i sleep to wake up later.
I No get plenty pawa.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by realmindz: 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2017
MrPresident1:

Ok. I don tire grin
lol.. Ok see u after January 20
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 9:03pm On Jan 10, 2017
realmindz:


lol.. Ok see u after January 20

Ok na. Make we dey look grin

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