Anas09:

You excellency, i just break my fast. I just say make i visit una small before i sleep to wake up later.
I No get plenty pawa.

MrPresident1:
On or before 20th January 2017, Christ will be here

The countdown has begun
10days to go...

GBOAAAAA!!! Then the earth reels like a mighty drunken man, coals of fire and earthquakes smash the heavens into pieces, mass casualties leading to global mourning...then Christ comes in the morn, to usher in an everlasting kingdom of peace, righteousness, prosperity, love, kindness, compassion, an everlasting kingdom devoid of strife, evil, wickedness, bitterness, disease, and pain because the wicked one would have been taken away.

All these will happen on or before the 20th of January 2017

Only God will do it, no single human mind will be involved in this.

SirWere:

Interesting!

On a "serious" note however; I believe it's time I asked some questions :

On which part of the earth will it be 20th Jan on the "rapture" Is it in Australia? Because then that will 19th Jan here in Nigeria. Is it in the cold far reaches of Northern Europe?? Because it will be 21st Jan here in Nigeria.

Or perhaps in Israel. However, Jerusalem and Bethlem is already muslim-populated . Will Jesus come down in the midst of Muslims
I assure you Al-Qaeda, BokoHaram, Al-shabbab, Saudi Arabian forces et al will be apolectic at "the ploy from the west" .

Secondly; the scripture says "All eyes shall see him" (can't remember the verse tho). Does this mean the whole world will see Jesus in the sky But how'z that gonna be possible on a spherical earth. The Night sky here in Nigeria is daytime in another part of the world.
Yet; we'll all see this......"halo".
Will Jesus hover everywhere at once?? Descend in multiple places at the same time??
Even Naruto's Kage Bushin no Justu no fit cover the whole earth naa.....

Even more; how loud will this trumpet be Will it be loud enough to wake and attract the attention of every living being on earth Such a trumpet must be loud indeed! The amount of energy required for the soundwaves to travel the earth.....must be ginormous to say the least.
So; where will this "energy" come from??

Lastly.....

People going to heaven won't take PS4's with them right

GAZZUZZ:


I hope you will deactivated when this does not happen?

MrPresident1:


Bros, all the signs are complete, this prophecy will not fail.

This evening, I posted a link to show that the attempts to mix the ideology of Iron with the ideology of Clay has irretrievably failed to cleave just as the Bible said it would.

The rapture or comingof Jesus Christ will be in the days of this mixing attempt, and this mixing attempt will end on the 20th of January 2017.

The dream is certain and its interpretation thereof sure.

GAZZUZZ:


If I see you on the 21st on NL then then you have no shame.

MrPresident1:


SirWere, all your question fall my hand. I have abswered all your questions on this thread. You need to assume diligence to make your election sure meaning you have to go back to the beginning of this thread to start reading again. All your questions have been fully treated.

We will have games better than PS4 in heaven. It is the blackman'sheaven of righteousness

MrPresident1:


What would be my reward from you if it happens as prophesied in the Bible, and as I say it?

I can't carry anything from this physical world to give you, unless you plan on sticking around while I rapture if that happens you can have the house and the cars they are all yours I'll not be needing them

SirWere:

It's 23 pages man. I have a phobia for NL religious section threads that gets that long. More often than not, it's a litany of insults; cockswaggering stupidity and an unrepentant display of supposed superior knowledge.

Something tells me this won't be any different.....



In boondocks Uncle Ruckus describes two kinds of heaven :
The whiteman's heaven and the blackman's heaven.

Seems like you just confirmed it

GAZZUZZ:


I can't carry anything from this physical world to give you, unless you plan on sticking around while I rapture if that happens you can have the house and the cars they are all yours I'll not be needing them

GAZZUZZ:


I can't carry anything from this physical world to give you, unless you plan on sticking around while I rapture if that happens you can have the house and the cars they are all yours I'll not be needing them

Ishilove:

Oga mi, I need just 1 car. MrPresident1 can have the rest

MrPresident1:


Ishi, this is your first comment on the watchers' thread .

In heaven we will not need these archaic contraptions called cars that destroy the environment. In heaven our technology will be super advanced

Ishilove:

Sweerie, I'm commenting now because 20th draweth nigh

MrPresident1:


He is already in our midst. He is the first born among the living dead

realmindz:


that's why I sed u are all delusioned.

You both believe a jew is coming from the clouds blowing trumpets, riding on donkeys and you shall all join him in the clouds.

The only difference is that he believes it's going to happen before January 20 while U belIeve it will happen after January 20

realmindz:


Take a shower then re-read wat u posted if it makes any sense to you. I can understand u've had a long day

Anas09:


Carried away from the Scriptures to where nah?

I am a child of the Word, i don't see it in the Word, i don't believe it.

OLAADEGBU:


Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees.

MrPresident1:


Yes baby 20th January draweth so nigh Jesus Christ will come before 12noon 20th January 2017

Can't wait to retake my heritage in ancient Israel

Ishilove:

Now I know you're trolling

Ishilove:

Now I know you're trolling

OLAADEGBU:


Are you not aware that this is the season when God is exposing false prophets and teachers? Ask those who prophesied that they saw Hillary Clinton winning the US presidential election, they will share with you their humbling experiences.

MrPresident1:
Jeremiah 12:15 And it shall come to pass, after that I have plucked them out I will return, and have compassion on them, and will bring them again, every man to his heritage, and every man to his land.

Ishi, trolling ke, on my own thread? . Oya see what I mean by reclaiming my heritage in ancient Israel. It is what Prophet Jeremiah told us

GoodMuyis:


Trolling Ke.. join me for bacl make we push the bus small..
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1 But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.

2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

5 Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.

6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober

7 For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.

8 But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.

Ishilove:

I meant on the date.

Ishilove:

I am not unaware of the scriptures, brethren. I meant MrPresident1 is joking about the date. When 20th comes and goes without incident, he will come up with another date and insist that one is the real deal

MrPresident1:


This date will not change. Latest 20th January 2017

MrPresident1:
9 more days to 20th January 2017

I feel like danciiiing

LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUJAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Ishilove:

Hokay, we shall see

Ishilove:

You gat jokes