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Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Even in literature, the average Nigerian writer tries to impress using words straight out of the Queen's playbook. Reading an average column in a local newspaper consumes more calories than reading a similar article from the Guardian or Daily times UK. If you doubt me read Saturday match comments on goal.com international and compare to match comments on goal.com Nigeria. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by eudoh940(m): 2:07pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
I no even understand wetin dem DE talk about sef... As in I no phatom anything.. |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:07pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
I dont believe anything that happens today. Even if i see an alert from Sambo Dasuki i still wont believe...... buh guys ds joke got me..... my friend called me. She is very good at that her fake AMERICAN ACCENT.... been a long time she used that tone, sgr said 'is that mr .... . you applied for usa visa some months back... right? i said yes ...she said' we are so sorry we denied you visa, your application has been reviewed and we have given u 2yrs. CONGRATULATIOS and she hanged up. i checked the num it was a US num. i was already getting some goose pimple of hapiness when i got another call from her, this time with her num. 'APRIL FOOL' chai i wanted to slap her if not for the fact that she is far away in the STATES. 'OMOKOMO' was the response i gave. so i got pranked drabeey was HERE |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by richard870(m): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Just take a look at what you have typed.....BS of the highest order.#yeye! PS.Anyone who understands the 1st paragraph should kindly help me Errors: "they have to uses flowery and superfluous words".... Next time, examine yourself before coming to an online forum to mock people who,apparently, are the same league as you! to the mod..........make I keep quiet 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by gentlechyke(m): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
k. people like diplomatic being will want to make simple things complex by their lexicon. |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by praisekeyzz(m): 2:10pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Wetin dis one dey talk now again? |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Bitcoiniler(m): 2:14pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
davidif: It is apparent you weren't taught how to differentiate "Their" and "There" 6 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by limitless777(m): 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING IS WRONG with our use of English. it's an epic demonstration of class and the level of our advancement. Y was Wole Soyinka whose write ups U need the dictionary to fathom and Achebe given worldwide recognition? this people sef, yet IF we are below this level a lot of them will indict and run down our educational standard. na wah O. listen to Jay Z's, Nas', Talib Kweli's, Jadakiss' lyrics and U all we marvel at the level of intellectual capacities of EVEN this non-graduates command of the English language. I don't buy this ttrraaash. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by goslowgoslow(m): 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Rubbish!!! Are we English? How many of them can speak our own languages? Colonial mentality. |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Amoto94(m): 2:16pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Guilty as charged 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by DavidEsq(m): 2:17pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Ighoga898:Nigerians and "am" rather than "I'm" 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by khalhokage(m): 2:19pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Being obtuse and intentionally confusing isn't what made Chinua Achebe & Chimamanda Adichie award winning authors though. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Jarus(m): 2:20pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
My British boss saw this article when it was first published two months ago and sent it to me by email with the accompanying message "Partly true?". I had replied him with "very, very true" before knowing I just committed what the article was talking about. 8 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by tuscani: 2:22pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Vorigo:Yes, let me go and come and bring it |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by InvertedHammer: 2:23pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Releases in Nigeria have the same tone and style because the phrases are copied, recopied or plagiarized. One can easily deduce that the writers do not have serious consideration for their target audience. Eg. Mrs A was implicated in the fraud in CBN. Nigerian journalists will write: Mrs A was fingered in the fraud in CBN. In every case or allegation in Nigeria, a suspect is "fingered". If in doubt, check the newspapers. Pointing a finger is used to identify something or someone. But Nigerians use the term literarily without considering the sexual undertone. So much for English language. The only criterion to measure literacy/education in Nigeria is the ability to read and write impeccably in "English". Not spanish, french and of course, not chinese. 5 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by tribalistseun: 2:26pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
That's why I no dey like read punch and Vanguard. They always come up with big words and long story that should've been in 4 paragraph. They will stretch it to 12 paragraph 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Basic123: 2:29pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
kpaminose:I like this,weither they like it or not,there is nigerian english or nigerian style.That is our own style,if they don't like it they can go and kick the bucket or develop another language for themselves. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Jabioro: 2:31pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
English language has been modified here in 9ja. Please don't tell us what we know and knew beyond the original speakers of the language itself. That is why we are different from other English colonized nation, even Queens Elizabeth can not withstand our oratory power.. 9ja I Hale thee!!! 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by TinaAnita(f): 2:33pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Yet some folks are complaining of Efe's simple use of English, dude even tried to save us the headache by communicating in Pidgin English but it did not go down well with naysayers. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Basic123: 2:33pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
OneManLegion:They do to confuse an external party trying to judge objectivity and factuality. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:35pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
The phrase "men of the underworld" cracks me up all the time 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Basic123: 2:37pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Chiefpriest1:lanrewaju Adepoju will say.."igba ti won ba fe jale won a ma fo oyinbo bolugi"....meaning when they want to steal they will start grandiloquence" 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Vorigo: 2:38pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
tuscani:Good! The mod's thinking ability is at 1℅, make it quick please |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by InvertedHammer: 2:40pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
kpaminose: You cannot claim what is not yours. |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:43pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Good post, OP. I see many pieces of writing from the Nigerian media with too many grammatical blunders, then the ones who think they can write simply jumble big words together that end up making no sense. Even some of the writings that make fp here on nl from the literature section are always full of errors. It's just hilarious to me how everyone in Nigeria calls themselves a writer. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by Nobody: 2:44pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
DavidEsq:even the op dat is correcting someone said there instead of their 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 2:47pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
davidif: 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by athorello(m): 2:51pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
So true... Those in the technical world know the importance of KISS; keep it simple and short. Last year one of my Oyinbo supervisors remarked that she's observed Nigerians like using words. This was while giving her feedbacks on a colleague's presentation. I don't know why our political elites and journalists like making their messages complex since I've observed that it's quite easier to rephrase while writing than speaking. LOL...since I was young the lines have been the same... Casting aspersions on the person and personality... Insinuations from some quarters... Matters arising... ... Is tantamount to... And so on. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 2:54pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
davidif: 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by jaybim: 3:00pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Besides some obviously flawed grammar and almost zero punctuation, I'd say you are equally guilty of that which you have complained about. Everyone writes from within a social fabric and that fabric to a large extent colours what he writes and how he writes it. |
Re: Nigerians And Their Use Of The English language - BBC (Hilarious) by repogirl(f): 3:20pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Some people think they are intelligent when they confuse us with big grammar. 1 Like |
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