darioNaharis:
You sef, your baby is just two months and you want another sperm to win another race

That's why there's something called self-service. Get your mobile device, some lotion, some paper wipes and ease yourself

Xvideos oo, not waptrick

Chai

CIII:

Hmm bro. You're bringing family matters to public domain. You're seeking advice from TOTAL strangers. It would shock you to know that most of these "Senior Special Advisers" on NL are still living with their patents. Yet you, a married man, bringing issues to be resolved inside to them on NL. Chai, I'm just sorry for you.

Since he remains anonymous , it is allowed and nothing is bad. He has the sense to do away with useless comments and take the good ones. On Nairaland there are many reasonable people . I have seen and experienced it. It is not a bad idea at all.

lifestyle1:
If my wife born i go wait at least six months make that place close and heal.

Good afternoon sir, pls are you married ?

God bless you for just this.

Nairalanders...... Una no dey go church?

alfredo4u:


I understand..... I have condom at home and never intended pregnanting her.. My first issue was two years in between and that's my plan for the third issue by the grace of God.

Please get a bigger accommodation before the arrival of the third child.

CIII:

Hmm bro. You're bringing family matters to public domain. You're seeking advice from TOTAL strangers. It would shock you to know that most of these "Senior Special Advisers" on NL are still living with their patents. Yet you, a married man, bringing issues to be resolved inside to them on NL. Chai, I'm just sorry for you.

In multitudes, there are people with divine wisdom to advice you.


I only pick the good ones. Is only fool that will scatter his home after paying bride pride and having two issues like me.

Bad boys on nairaland can't scatter my home

oshe11:
Just IMAGINE doing It all stark NAKED n den ur mother INLAW walks IN......



Since na Sex U want n she doesnt wanna do it cos of mumsy's presence, Y nt do it wen Mumsy isnt around or if she is alws around Y Nt take her to a HOTEL n f#ck as much as U want till d next Hotel MEETING?

greatest advice. or op and his wife can just ditch the mother in law in the house with the baby and they should spend their nights at hotels while telling the old woman they are going for night vigil at far away church. couples should always iron things out

Bros when you married her, her mum know you will be banging her, after all the child is over forty days old and your wife has stop bleeding so I don't see what is wrong with having sex with your wife or her mother should only visit for three days henceforth if her visit will leave you in a terrible situation.

bobfash:
Nairalanders...... Una no dey go church?

Some people and off topic sha...

Op must be an Afonja/Zombie....na only them get impatience when it comes to bleeping.

But on a more serious note:

Can't you just send that old old woman away? There are two ways you can do that:
1. Tell her she need to travel back (active approach)
2. Make the house inconducive for her until she voluntarily goes back (passive approach)

I recommend the second approach.

It is your house and family, for crying out loud: why will she be a killjoy in your home? Abi na family house you dey stay?

yewawa:
You are a fool.......two months old baby and one room apartment.

Fool, in my own opinion I think you're the BIG FOOL here. If you don't have anything nice to say, or a solution to proffer why not look away? You're a fool!!! And I'm unapologetic about calling you a fool.

ifyalways:
Two children plus you and wifey in a room and parlour? And thats excluding visitors like Granny them.

Oga no vex but I think you should channel your energy on making more money so you can move your family into a 2 bedroom atleast.

Truly, it's awkward to make love in such a set-up knowing lil'baby can wake at any time, making Granny wake and then hear her daughter moaning. If Granny had her own room or there's a lil privacy like you and wife to a room by yourself, she might allow you cut show small.

Sorry o. Get your vaseline or soap and gba ncha.

I'm sorry this may sound like an insult, but this if the most less useful advise i v seen for this topic in particular, you think human are rewarded by effort then you must be joking... Both rich, poor and whatever class one is, happiness is always deserving

Bode3:
Guy I respect your courage! many dogs ranting above have worst issues.
Talk things out with your wife, your wife married and her mother expect her to have sex with her man. Tell her point blank
One stupid fool said work harder and make more money, she must be a prostitute! !!!

I tell u not just a prostitute but a harlot imagine telling a married man how hard he should work m sorry u not in the right position to do that, and don't be surprise she is the type that will deny the husband sex b/cos they have not moved from the 1bedroom flat to a 3threebedroom flat without knowing that she is gradually destroying her own marriage.

alfredo4u:
House, I know how helpful you guys have been. The last time I came hear was about my wife and I having argument for not saying thank ma to her mum.

Last night something happened. I'm staying in one bed room flat. Since her mum came for omugo/visit. I left the bedroom for them and start staying in the parlor. At night, I do expect her to join me in the parlor because our baby is two months and...

Last week, I have to beg her to join me in the parlor which she did. Three ocassions, I tried making love to her, she said... MY MUM IS AROUND AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER PRESENCE. Seriously I got offended and did it without her offer. Up till now she don't like joining me in the parlor.

If I should do away runs now they will start complaining.

Pals you guys should pls advice me urgently because if this continues, I might do the otherwise.


Thanks

First, two months after delivery is too early to demand for sex.
Second, would you feel great if you overhear moaning sounds from your daughter as her hubby is....?
Third , two months is way long for omugo. Most mothers visit gor one or two weeks and not two months

lifestyle1:
If my wife born i go wait at least six months make that place close and heal.

liar. I know you are lying

lifestyle1:
If my wife born i go wait at least six months make that place close and heal.

Yinmu. Na so I been talk

alfredo4u:
House, I know how helpful you guys have been. The last time I came hear was about my wife and I having argument for not saying thank ma to her mum.

Last night something happened. I'm staying in one bed room flat. Since her mum came for omugo/visit. I left the bedroom for them and start staying in the parlor. At night, I do expect her to join me in the parlor because our baby is two months and...

Last week, I have to beg her to join me in the parlor which she did. Three ocassions, I tried making love to her, she said... MY MUM IS AROUND AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER PRESENCE. Seriously I got offended and did it without her offer. Up till now she don't like joining me in the parlor.

If I should do away runs now they will start complaining.

Pals you guys should pls advice me urgently because if this continues, I might do the otherwise.


Thanks

HAPPY SUNDAY. PLS DON'T BE SILLY. CAN U NOT EXERCISE SELF CONTROL,WHY ISSUE UNNECESSARY THREATS TO UR PERIL. WISFOM IS D PRINCIPAL THING. COMMUNICATION IS KEY. TALK WITH HER TO UNDERSTAND UR POSITION. YES,U NEED RESPECT HER MUM'S PRESENCE BUT FOR HOW LONG?
OP. UR CHILD IS TWO MONTHS & U WANT ROMPY SEX. CHANGE UR ORIENTATIONS,PLS. THOUGH U BOTH NEED SEX THERAPY,PLS BE CIRCUMSPECT ABOUT IT TOO.DOES UR WIFE USUALLY MOAN OR SCREAM LOUD DURING INTERCOURSE? THAT MAY BE HER REASONS & SHAME,OTHERWISE ITS UNNECESSARY ABSTINENCE.PLS.

Ooga ur wife is d problem.quikie is allowed n very set.cud take pkace in d bathroom during bathing

ifyalways:
Two children plus you and wifey in a room and parlour? And thats excluding visitors like Granny them.

Oga no vex but I think you should channel your energy on making more money so you can move your family into a 2 bedroom atleast.

Truly, it's awkward to make love in such a set-up knowing lil'baby can wake at any time, making Granny wake and then hear her daughter moaning. If Granny had her own room or there's a lil privacy like you and wife to a room by yourself, she might allow you cut show small.

Sorry o. Get your vaseline or soap and gba ncha.

..lol e be like you be agbero woman...ur sentences are raw, ifyalways since 2007.

OMEGA009:

By their quotes, ye shall know them

You still sound like a kid bro.

Your wife is not​ comfortable doing it with her mom so close....

The joy of seeing and caring for your baby should actually overwhelm the urge for sex. My personal belief though.

Darlx:

Some people and off topic sha...

which topic.... go use an write ICAN exam now!

I understand your wife's problem. I wouldnt be able to lay pipe in the living room if my mom in a nearby room..

be spontaneous bro.. here are some options i would go with: (they have worked for me when I had a girl and had a full house, etc)

- If money is a problem, book a very cheap hotel room, otherwise get a place thats nicer.. tell her mom to take care of the child for a few hours.. invite your wife to the hotel room.. Bang away

- Go into the bathroom with her , put the shower/tap on, and give her the D while the water runs..

- try to woo your wife man, you know her better.. find a friend/location you can use to bang her.... maybe take her out to eat somewhere, tell her how beautiful she is, etc, then later on she will gladly accept the D from you.

Also i forgot to add, 2 months is quite soon, so maybe you can ask her for some head.. If you make her feel sexy/special she will do anything you want

Enjoy

This guy all u talk na true ooo! But u r a baaaaahdd guy gaan!

darioNaharis:
You sef, your baby is just two months and you want another sperm to win another race

That's why there's something called self-service. Get your mobile device, some lotion, some paper wipes and ease yourself

Xvideos oo, not waptrick

You call yourself a husband and you can't even be considerate. Smh

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alfredo4u:
House, I know how helpful you guys have been. The last time I came hear was about my wife and I having argument for not saying thank ma to her mum.

Last night something happened. I'm staying in one bed room flat. Since her mum came for omugo/visit. I left the bedroom for them and start staying in the parlor. At night, I do expect her to join me in the parlor because our baby is two months and...

Last week, I have to beg her to join me in the parlor which she did. Three ocassions, I tried making love to her, she said... MY MUM IS AROUND AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER PRESENCE. Seriously I got offended and did it without her offer. Up till now she don't like joining me in the parlor.

If I should do away runs now they will start complaining.

Pals you guys should pls advice me urgently because if this continues, I might do the otherwise.


Thanks

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Họ́rny guy


Can't you just fûçking chill?

bobfash:

which topic.... go use an write ICAN exam now!

ICAN again? Another off topic. Smh...like peak, it's in you.

Judging from the awful advice I read on the first page of this thread, no man or woman should bring his or her family problems to Nairaland.
Some douchebags are blaming the guy for not being able to afford more than a mini flat. Some are asking him to quench his desires, or masturbate while his wife is available, hale and hearty. When the man starts to cheat, the same assholes that supported the woman would come out and blame the man for his actions. If the wife was sick, not available or still pregnant, it's understandable. But she's not. Marriage is different from a relationship. There's no shame in having sex in marriage, regardless of who's around. What if she extends her omugwo and decides to stay like six months, what happens? The man should wait, right? If the mother-in-law doesn't understand that they're married and need to have sex once in while, then she might as well as park her bags and go home.

alfredo4u:


You won't understand... I have benefited so much from nairaland.

I love my family and nothing can change it. Nairaland is my second home. I confide in you guys because I only take the good advices and do away with the useless one that people like you give.

Today, I do say thank ma to my mother Inlaw and everybody around.

Unless you, you don't benefit and take the best advise as I do on this platform.

Thanks

Please grow up.

darioNaharis:
You sef, your baby is just two months and you want another sperm to win another race

That's why there's something called self-service. Get your mobile device, some lotion, some paper wipes and ease yourself

Xvideos oo, not waptrick

Lols. This is fvckin funny...