vanida6:
Funny lie`s

that's how you people disgrace men god is watching

ChopBellefull:
Ur book and ur soap u meant

I no dey do dat kain tin, bros

Crixina:
you are just giving this extra info to buttress a point, which is to prove you are doing better than she is which is not the point of this thread.

ofcourse I wouldn't do that. The person that quoted me asked me about how she is doing now. There are some girls that didn't date me and are way better than I am now.

Mine was with a beautiful but razz girl with heavy backside, I met while coming back from a friends house as a street guy myself , but love fumin Porsh at times I gently walked up to her as she was in a hurry....and decided to start convo with English

Me: hello angel

her: no response

Me: I just wish to know you seems your face looks familiar

her: hiss...... Turns back to me in Yoruba
( brother e duro sebi e fe do mi ni points finger to the sky walaitali e le ri mi do)
*meaning ( bros you won Bleep me Abi I swear you can ever )

ps: me never even begin dey toast her

with preying eyes everywhere cos its along the road me just hurriedly walked past her

Stanleysteno:
oga foxyn come back here, do not let me use my gun on ur ar_se

lol

shugacane:
@liamm coman share your own experience.

babe. I already shared with you on whatsapp

sircrabo:



Hahahahaha. Lol. I want to believe you are now a degree holder in womanology after that encounter. Cases like this makes people turn to Pro later in that field. Dey fire dey go

Lmao. baby steps

Samadhii:
All those boys that have approached girls b4, I doff my hat for una.
Me that I am a die hard Introvert. I can't even approach a girl talkless of initiating a chat. If a girl should approach me, my heart will start doing gbish gbish gbish. So I don't even bother myself, my books have become my best pals.

Chai, I was once like you. With time you'll get over it. Don't walk up to any girl with so much expectations, you might end up embarassed. Just take the approach thing easy nd always come as a friend first b4 tlking about love/feelings.

I used to be a very shy guy, no GF all through my secondary sch days and earlier part of Uni. I am not a Pro now but I know when and where to approach a lady without fear of embarassment. My esteem is intact. Now I speak in public and do things that I couldn't do before

E No Easy

I Remember In 2006 One Saturday I Told One Of My Friend To Tel One Gal For Thier Sch Say I Wan See, Bcs Dey Both Live At Dsame Area D Guy Say No Yawa Dat He Wil Deliver B4 Evening, So D Guy Talk Say He Dy Hungry Make I Buy Him Food, We Go Canteen D Guy Satisfy. Around 7pm I Cm Dey Look 4 My Guy I No See Am, And Nothn Lyk Phone So No Way 2 Call And Ask If He Deliever Or Not, Mehn Na So I Wait Til Sunday I Cm Say Make I Go Street Around 5, I Cm See D Gal On Her Way Home Wit Her Lil Sis, For My Mind I Tink Say My Guy Don Deliver, So I Call D Gal, She Look Back And Hisss, I Cm Run Go Touch D Gal Say Na U I Dey Call Nah, Na So She Wan Slap Me But Her Hand No Reach, For Public Na So She Shout Dat I Shud Neva Call Her Again.. Dat Tin Pain Me, Later My Guy Com Dy Yan Me Say He Neva Deliver Sef. Chai

vanida6:
no am sorry for dat

I like u... Can we b ladies abd gentlemen??

I need to share my own too although it is not the most embarrassing but the most painful....when I was in 100l there was this girl I really like but I don't know how to go about it, I don't know how to talk to her. On the day we had our bio 101 exam she was sitting next to me and the next thing I heard was bro I don't know anything in this course can you help me with it, I was very scared but because I had serious Crush on her I did the exam for two of us, twas 25 questions I answered 20 for myself, answered 18 for her because of time . Before I knew it she disappeared, I saw her the next day with her friends and I was like me: hi wassup she: she was just staring at me like who is this me: remember me from yesterday exam hall she : can't remember you and I don't have time for all this rubbish talk, omo I wan enter ground imagine what if I have been caught and besides I had 69 B in the course twas so painful ehn

bidak:
I need to share my own too although it is not the most embarrassing but the most painful....when I was in 100l there was this girl I really like but I don't know how to go about it, I don't know how to talk to her. On the day we had our bio 101 exam she was sitting next to me and the next thing I heard was bro I don't know anything in this course can you help me with it, I was very scared but because I had serious Crush on her I did the exam for two of us, twas 25 questions I answered 20 for myself, answered 18 for her because of time . Before I knew it she disappeared, I saw her the next day with her friends and I was like me: hi wassup she: she was just staring at me like who is this me: remember me from yesterday exam hall she : can't remember you and I don't have time for all this rubbish talk, omo I wan enter ground imagine what if I have been caught and besides I had 69 B in the course twas so painful ehn

you sound like a ladokite...

Bennyboon:


For a moment I thought you were with my phone. Same casing and hot 4 pro. Cool

exactly mine too
Same casing...its like that's the only casing hot 4 pro has cos I bought mine on the roadside sef.....the casing I mean.

hollowpot15684:


the offense here is "giving a shot"..
I say I recognize who to approach without any insult, I can't walk on to every lady and start yabing, no be so dem train me bros..

if u need faith to approach a lady then u re taking it too serious..

Bros, I no mean am that way . You sef. Anyways, I get your drift. Peace out

Before a girl go even try to embarrass me i don disgrace her first....u wan try wetin she carry others no carry?

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

You can recommend the course to take, may be they will learn from there. lols

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?u
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

Good advice.

She loves you.

LePrezident:


Moi aussi

Et moi aussi.

one very windy day after a very drunk night out, I was trying to chat a girl up outside a night club and she said wait let me urinate on that street corner as I was standing and waiting a very strong wind blew some liquid on my face and mouth and it tasted salty, i was like what the fuvk! was that? .... it was the girls urine blown on my face by the strong wind she though It was funny. she said now that I have the taste of her urine in my mouth we might aswell kiss and make out eeeewww!.

mine is the opposite actually.


I am a shy guy tho, but ppl hardly believe to that fact. Theres this girl who happened to like me. She said she loves my bad boy features and stuffs( make i no too hype myself).

She sent me a romantic text message, which actually entailed her feelings 2wards me.

Cos of the love i have for my girlfriend, i shared d message with her on whatsapp.

On Wednesday evening, na so i hear knock for my Room door, behold, na d girl wey dey crush on me. She said she needed us to have sex. Na so we enta inside toilet go do quicky o.

After d knacking, i come comot to buy Maltina for d both of us, i come foolishly give d girl my password to my phone. Na so d girl start they search my phone like say she forget something.

Finally, she come see d message wey i send to my girlfriend about how she(my Crush) dey take Scope me o.

Me come open door enta room, feeling like Those Black Hefty guys wey dey act porn, omo, d next thing wey i feel na slap for my face o.

The girl showed me d discussion which i had with my girlfriend pertaining her undying love towards me.

She told me to my face dat i was childish. Oboy!







I know she would be Reading this Right now.
BABY, I AM DEEPLY SORRY FOR WHAT I DID. I KNOW IT WAS CHILDISH OF ME. WORDS CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW SORRY I AM RIGHT NOW. PLS FORGIVE ME. I LOVE U SO DEEPLY. MOST ESPECIALLY, YOUR LARGE ASZ.

Meklex:
I took her on a date and she insisted we have sex. Very embarrassing for me

Lienus

Crixina:
you are just giving this extra info to buttress a point, which is to prove you are doing better than she is which is not the point of this thread.

no vex

lilmaydee:
ofcourse I wouldn't do that. The person that quoted me asked me about how she is doing now. There are some girls that didn't date me and are way better than I am now.

You're not obligated to explain yourself to anybody bro.

Alamala1:
Mine was with a beautiful but razz girl with heavy backside, I met while coming back from a friends house as a street guy myself , but love fumin Porsh at times I gently walked up to her as she was in a hurry....and decided to start convo with English

Me: hello angel

her: no response

Me: I just wish to know you seems your face looks familiar

her: hiss...... Turns back to me in Yoruba
( brother e duro sebi e fe do mi ni points finger to the sky walaitali e le ri mi do)
*meaning ( bros you won Bleep me Abi I swear you can ever )

ps: me never even begin dey toast her

with preying eyes everywhere cos its along the road me just hurriedly walked past her

lol,na Spanish you want take start convo b4?

vanida6:
i dont tink have ever embarrased any man before,,,am so kind to any man who come to me

Oh really? Oya abeg reply ur dm please

gonkin:
After a few rounds of s*x we stepped out to organize some goodies for the tommy then she ran into a guy. The b*ith actually introduced me as her neighbor, person wen no pass my age. I just walked out on her thats how i broke up,
No argument
No quarrel
No fight

I just confirmed my suspensions that the bitch was cheating

You must be a Gemini ♊.

She called me 2weeks ago, she even dropped out of school... She called me to apologise

lilmaydee:

Chai!!! Hot slap! Men yaf suffer

Polyphony:
well...i hope you don't laugh. this happened 3 years ago.
so she called me that afternoon. "hey, I'm at your place. can you come".
Ohhh boy i was at a friend's house reading this difficult maths course.
Rushed to my apartment.
Well, nobody was in the Lodge that afternoon. it was just the sound of my generator and Enya's music playing.
So...she took my phone and started going through the family photos i took about a month before. Then...
i joined her in bed trying to cuddle her...she was slim and tight damn. I tried to cup her firm boobs and you know ladies na, she pushed my hands away. well, i continued...(been reading a lot of things online). I parted her hair and kissed her neck and she let out this soft moan. Ohhh boy. i don hammer. I tried it again, this time with my tongue. the moans increased. i now had full access to her boobs touching gently. then i laid her back on the bed and she just removed her top oh my! firm succulent boobs with nips pointing to the heavens. she then said "suck my boobs" which i did hungrily. she stood up. undid my trousers and gave me the first I blòwjob of my life. damn. then, i have this condom in my drawer since my first year. she helped me put it. Now it's time for action.
i didn't know where to plug my dick lol. i just lay on top of her doing shiît. thought it was just the same way like the movies. after few minutes, she pushed me, her mood changed and she said. "You know how to romance and charge a lady but you can't fuçk".
It hit me really hard judging the fact that it was my first time. my dick went to sleep immediately. it's so sad mehn.

Now DAT up there is mudafvckin FUNNY!!!!

czarr:
exactly mine too
Same casing...its like that's the only casing hot 4 pro has cos I bought mine on the roadside sef.....the casing I mean.

I would so love a transparent super-thin cover

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

Lemme see if u will slap me....if I hold ur hand for road!!!

MAKABBEY:
my case was differ, konji catch me and my gf is not arnd, therefore I went to 1 oloso junction, though was my first time to fu*ck oloso in my life, I was timid and naive coz I luv my gf and won't like to disappoint her... long story short, I gave d oloso 1k b4 d action, she play wit my dick and d tin no fit rise, she vex commot say I no b real guy, I was dragging d 1k wit her, as she called her friends who are doing same stuff with her, Na dat tym I no say never rise ur voice wit 1 oloso coz her friends will be wit her... Na so dem dey shout say I no be real man oo, I just run and never go back to dat joint again...

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!

gypsey:
one very windy day after a very drunk night out, I was trying to chat a girl up outside a night club and she said wait let me urinate on that street corner as I was standing and waiting a very strong wind blew some liquid on my face and mouth and it tasted salty, i was like what the fuvk! was that? .... it was the girls urine blown on my face by the strong wind she though It was funny. she said now that I have the taste of he urine in my mouth we might aswell kiss and make out eeeewww!.

That's messed up mehhn