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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:18pm On Apr 21, 2017
afrodoc2:


Very true, Texas is almost Nigeria's size.
Just like down under you drive 8 hours on express and you are still in the same state. Queensland is about double Nigeria in size.

Australia seems nice sha. I would love to live out there for a bit if I get the chance. I'd miss the football action out here though.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 5:18pm On Apr 21, 2017
afrodoc2:
Omo this is not even a tough dilemma. Tear the green white green pp quickly. I can't think of a single advantage or benefit one derives from it. There are a hundred and one pps better. Give your kid the benefit of having Uk and American Pali,if he comes of age and decides to jettison one for Naija pp he can do that.

It's not completely useless. There are some decent West African and Carribean countries Green Pally can take you to visa free. But the only upside it has to the British Pally is that British Pally will also take you there hassle free, all you have to do is pay £30 on the plane or on disembarkment and they will process your visa quickly on arrival. So for me, the only advantage of Naija Pally is £30 per trip

Diggz don't listen to Nateevs and Nihilist. They may have no plans to work in Yankee but your son might, and probably more so than Naija which will be teetering on brink of anarchy by the time he grows up.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:21pm On Apr 21, 2017
The only advantage of a Naija passport is if some ISIS guys hold you hostage, they are likely to release the Nigerian guy because he holds no Global political value

If I happen to travel to any of those middle East countries I will prefer to go as Nigerian

But on the flip side if there is a natural disaster and people need to be evacuated, Its better to be American

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 5:22pm On Apr 21, 2017
In HS and college I have met several Children of UK Migranst both White and Black I remember one of my Aerospace Enginneeing Professors freshman year was doing his PHD at the University of Maryland College park, So no good Aerospace Enginnering Universities, he had to run to America...America is the best.




GOD BLESS MURiCA.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:25pm On Apr 21, 2017
Gyalchester:


Soooo This is your argument why the UK is a shitty congested State?

I'm talking about my lifestyle, I can afford my own Healthcare, Maryland has a lot of guns so does Alabama but you don't see them Killing themselves,it's all bout culture and poverty.

Affirmative action? Ever heard of that ?, Your better employment argument is dead on arrival...I wouldn't want to live in The UK either.


The culture in the UK is fvcked up, no sense of humour there, The poles are Scummy, The Somalis will use you to get 72 virgins, The scene is dead if it isn't London.


Oh, Your ACCENTS FVCKING SUCKS, MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE.

I was just clowning around, and you be Omo butty sef. Many of your AA agemates dey suffer, as in maximum iya.

Let CFCman come and give you the stats about of quality of life in your country and you will see.

London isn't the only live place. Parole spots yapa. Newcastle is in my opinion even more live than London, once adjusted for quantity of bars and clubs. The best thing is that all these zones are only a train or 2 away.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 5:28pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


Australia seems nice sha. I would love to live out there for a bit if I get the chance. I'd miss the football action out here though.

That is the MAJOR issue. It was easier when I was doing shifts but now I have decided on 9-5 na to either record or be groggy next morning.
Climate is diverse but tends to be on the warm or at least not too cold side, and no guns hurray!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:28pm On Apr 21, 2017
Ibime:


It's not completely useless. There are some decent West African and Carribean countries Green Pally can take you to visa free. But the only upside it has to the British Pally is that British Pally will also take you there hassle free, all you have to do is pay £30 on the plane or on disembarkment and they will process your visa quickly on arrival. So for me, the only advantage of Naija Pally is £30 per trip

Diggz don't listen to Nateevs and Nihilist. They may have no plans to work in Yankee but your son might, and probably more so than Naija which will be teetering on brink of anarchy by the time he grows up.

Well....

I'm a bit more optimistic about Nigeria's chances. I think we're heading towards becoming something more like Russia than Somalia.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2017
afrodoc2:


That is the MAJOR issue. It was easier when I was doing shifts but now I have decided on 9-5 na to either record or be groggy next morning.
Climate is diverse but tends to be on the warm or at least not too cold side, and no guns hurray!

Climate is fantastic.

UK like culture.

Fantastic Rugby(for me sha)

And they've got beaches there. Like proper sandy beaches.

Na soso okuta full all the beaches here.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2017
raumdeuter:
For me I will drop Naija if I am in diggz shoes,

If I have to drop 2 I will drop UK and Naija.

American is a must, I don't get how people live in the UK with that garbage weather, Gay accent its only sweet when a bitcch is moaning under you, small cars, small houses even the men have small dickkks. Thats why Ryan Giggs fuckkked his brothers wife for several years and the pusssy didnt even expand for the brother to notice

In the UK, if you are above 6ft you will sleep in those matchbox sized houses and your legs will be on the street.

You be Apari for real. America wey police dey knack una anyhow. Never in my life have I heard some much gunshots till I went on holiday in the states.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 5:33pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


I was just clowning around, and you be Omo butty sef. Many of your AA agemates dey suffer, as in maximum iya.

Let CFCman come and give you the stats about of quality of life in your country and you will see.

London isn't the only live place. Parole spots yapa. Newcastle is in my opinion even more live than London, once adjusted for quantity of bars and clubs. The best thing is that all these zones are only a train or 2 away.


Everyone suffers but from experience only the Lazy suffer in US...All the African Migrants with no connections that made it in the 80s and 90s don't have two heads.

You are talking about Trains coming from the same man that said he treks to work...Bros fear God...I hate Public Transportation, The day I turned 15yrs 9 months, I got my Permit straight up and license at 16yrs 6months been driving ever since...Public Transportation is unnatural and inhumane.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 5:33pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


Well....

I'm a bit more optimistic about Nigeria's chances. I think we're heading towards becoming something more like Russia than Somalia.

That's because you are Yoruba.

Us South-South, South-East, North-East done already feel the instability of Somalia in our areas. Na only Yoruba and Abuja peeps still dey optimistic.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 5:33pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


Well....

I'm a bit more optimistic about Nigeria's chances. I think we're heading towards becoming something more like Russia than Somalia.

Until then one has to judiciously tear that pally. I will choose South African or Bermudian pally over Naija.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 5:34pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


A few reasons why UK is better than America:

Free healthcare.

Fewer Guns.

Better employment rights

Less annoying accent.

Better standard of living.

You don't live here.

Correct!.....Have you ever sweet talked an American chic using your British accent? Instant pu#$y magnet!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SeekinAttention(f): 5:36pm On Apr 21, 2017
Come to Perugia, Italy
Life is fun, but the natural disaster there na die..

Plus, plenty of ashawo cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:36pm On Apr 21, 2017
Gyalchester:


Everyone suffers but from experience only the Lazy suffer in US...All the African Migrants with no connections that made it in the 80s and 90s don't have two heads.

You are talking about Trains coming from the same man that said he treks to work...Bros fear God...I hate Public Transportation, The day I turned 15yrs 9 months, I got my Permit straight up and license at 16yrs 6months been driving ever since...Public Transportation is unnatural and inhumane.

The trains I'm talking about are intercity trains. You want me to trek for 130 miles? I resemble Johnny Walker?

When I was talking about trekking, I was talking about within London to avoid the tube.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 5:41pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


Climate is fantastic.

UK like culture.

Fantastic Rugby(for me sha)

And they've got beaches there. Like proper sandy beaches.

Na soso okuta full all the beaches here.

Exactly. And you might try Aussie rules footy lol, that game rugged and they play it right from early years. After a year here I was a bone setter extraordinaire cheesy
But outside Melbourne I no sure network tight like that o, for Sydney driving go tire you.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2017
chic2pimp:


Correct!.....Have you ever sweet talked an American chic using your British accent? Instant pu#$y magnet!

Bruv. Leicester square on a Friday or Saturday night. China town. Hoxton/Shoreditch. Dalston. I don't even need to enter a bar. My parole is on the streets. It's the Europeans i used to look for though - Swedes, Russians, Italians, Spanish, Slovenia, etc. I never tried it with yanks .

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:44pm On Apr 21, 2017
chic2pimp:
You be Apari for real. America wey police dey knack una anyhow. Never in my life have I heard some much gunshots till I went on holiday in the states.

If you don't go near police trouble, Police no go worry you,

I have only had 3 encounters with the police,

1. I was using cell phone while driving in New Jersey, Its legal in Texas but not legal in jersey, when the police got to me, I didnt even know the reason I even told my friend on the phone to hang on. That was the day Bayern beat Man Utd in 2010 CL. And I was yabbing my Man Utd fan friend. I was given a ticket and I paid

2. I was doing 85miles in a 60 zone,I got a ticket and paid

3 I forgot to renew my vehicle registration, He left me with a warning that I should do it immediately.

Police dont give you trouble if you stay within the law

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:45pm On Apr 21, 2017
Ibime:


That's because you are Yoruba.

Us South-South, South-East, North-East done already feel the instability of Somalia in our areas. Na only Yoruba and Abuja peeps still dey optimistic.

You're right, I had Lagos specifically in mind when I made that post. But from what I read and see online, you guys are experiencing significant growth. Heard there so many construction projects going on in PH these days. Asides crime rate which is high everywhere, what are you concerned about?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 5:47pm On Apr 21, 2017
raumdeuter:


If you don't go near police trouble, Police no go worry you,

I have only had 3 encounters with the police,

1. I was using cell phone while driving in New Jersey, Its legal in Texas but not legal in jersey, when the police got to me, I didnt even know the reason I even told my friend on the phone to hang on. That was the day Bayern beat Man Utd in 2010 CL. And I was yabbing my Man Utd fan friend. I was given a ticket and I paid

2. I was doing 85miles in a 60 zone,I got a ticket and paid

3 I forgot to renew my vehicle registration, He left me with a warning that I should do it immediately.

Police dont give you trouble if you stay within the law

They know you are one of them you Herman Cain ! Why would they disturb you? grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2017
afrodoc2:


Exactly. And you might try Aussie rules footy lol, that game rugged and they play it right from early years. After a year here I was a bone setter extraordinaire cheesy
But outside Melbourne I no sure network tight like that o, for Sydney driving go tire you.

I dey watch am occasionally when there's nothing else on TV. Those people dey mad. cheesy

The Irish have one similar one but they use long sticks to beat the ball and each other.

Really entertaining stuff, watching people smash the living daylights out of each other with almost no rules.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:51pm On Apr 21, 2017
afrodoc2:
They know you are one of them you Herman Cain ! Why would they disturb you? grin

I am a very realistic person, I remember daily where I am coming from and all the suffering for Naija. I came here to better my life not to come form activist for another man country

anyhow dem like make dem do their country, When in Naija I never voted, armed robber go write letter t you say dem dey come, everywhere jagajaga I go come reach here dey complain about what?

And if we look at all the complaints, some dont have merits sef.

Police stop you, you still dey move around dey form hero..

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 5:52pm On Apr 21, 2017
raumdeuter:


If you don't go near police trouble, Police no go worry you,

I have only had 3 encounters with the police,

1. I was using cell phone while driving in New Jersey, Its legal in Texas but not legal in jersey, when the police got to me, I didnt even know the reason I even told my friend on the phone to hang on. That was the day Bayern beat Man Utd in 2010 CL. And I was yabbing my Man Utd fan friend. I was given a ticket and I paid

2. I was doing 85miles in a 60 zone,I got a ticket and paid

3 I forgot to renew my vehicle registration, He left me with a warning that I should do it immediately.

Police dont give you trouble if you stay within the law

Imagine the bolded. Legally holding phone and driving.

What a country. I'm sure gyalchester also nairalands and drives like his aparicious senior brother. No wonder accidented yankee cars full Lagos roads.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 5:55pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


Bruv. Leicester square on a Friday or Saturday night. China town. Hoxton/Shoreditch. Dalston. I don't even need to enter a bar. My parole is on the streets. It's the Europeans i used to look for though - Swedes, Russians, Italians, Spanish, Slovenia, etc. I never tried it with yanks .

Mateeeeeeeee!.....If not for say you don marry, nah your type of person I go dey hang around with. Nihillist the gyalis dem sugar sugar.

Dude you need to try it out with a yank. You'll have them jizzing in their panties in no time. My mate's place of work sent Him to sweden for 3days dude no wan gree comeback o eventhough it was as cold as f#$@.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 5:58pm On Apr 21, 2017
raumdeuter:


I am a very realistic person, I remember daily where I am coming from and all the suffering for Naija. I came here to better my life not to come form activist for another man country

anyhow dem like make dem do their country, When in Naija I never voted, armed robber go write letter t you say dem dey come, everywhere jagajaga I go come reach here dey complain about what?

And if we look at all the complaints, some dont have merits sef.

Police stop you, you still dey move around dey form hero..

Diallo no form hero na. But u sef get head for chest dey go 20 miles above speed limit?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 6:01pm On Apr 21, 2017
chic2pimp:


Mateeeeeeeee!.....If not for say you don marry, nah your type of person I go dey hang around with. Nihillist the gyalis dem sugar sugar.

Dude you need to try it out with a yank. You'll have them jizzing in their panties in no time. My mates place of work sent to sweden for 3days dude no wan gree comeback o eventhough it was as cold as f#$@.

Bruv don't go to Stocky. You will hate it back here. The girls out there! Naaah Stockholm is just next level. No wonder refugees just dey troop there. You will cry tears of blood when you hop on your flight back.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 6:02pm On Apr 21, 2017
raumdeuter:


If you don't go near police trouble, Police no go worry you,

I have only had 3 encounters with the police,

1. I was using cell phone while driving in New Jersey, Its legal in Texas but not legal in jersey, when the police got to me, I didnt even know the reason I even told my friend on the phone to hang on. That was the day Bayern beat Man Utd in 2010 CL. And I was yabbing my Man Utd fan friend. I was given a ticket and I paid

2. I was doing 85miles in a 60 zone,I got a ticket and paid

3 I forgot to renew my vehicle registration, He left me with a warning that I should do it immediately.

Police dont give you trouble if you stay within the law

You do have a point there but you have to admit that most of the cops you lot have stateside are nothing but lowlives Gunwielding Hooligans. They'll shoot at any and everything. It's at times like these that I do thank Jah for blessing us with the Met.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 21, 2017
My only police encounter was when I was pulled over for changing lanes frequently. The officer asked to see my driver's license and proof of insurance. I showed him those docs.

He then told me the reason for him pulling me over, advised me to maintain a lane, and left.

I didn't receive any ticket.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 6:07pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


Bruv don't go to Stocky. You will hate it back here. The girls out there! Naaah Stockholm is just next level. No wonder refugees just dey troop there. You will cry tears of blood when you hop on your flight back.

Hahahaha my Gee I think I have already found my next holiday destination. Lemme go and experience Heaven. YOLO!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 6:10pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:


You wey don build house for your mama. Mate you be my own family goals.

Lol, forget o, naija don taya boys. No dull me na.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 6:11pm On Apr 21, 2017
afrodoc2:
Diallo no form hero na. But u sef get head for chest dey go 20 miles above speed limit?

Diallo made a bad move, reached into his pocket in front of police

Whenever police stop you, reach for the sky slowly

Its Yankee, Anyway since then I bought a radar that will detect and alert you if police cameras are around you. So you can slow down

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 6:13pm On Apr 21, 2017
Nihilist:

The Irish have one similar one but they use long sticks to beat the ball and each other.

Gaelic Football!

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