Caustics:
that is your face abi. pray we dont cross paths on the road because i will land you sudden slap and keep going as if nothing happened.

ucnwafor:
wetin u expect from dat small pikin sef?

muller101:
Op come closer.

7footre:
Keep your advice to yourself madam op

Nd stop smoking that stuff

optional1:



na which part dey pain you wey you dey cry like this as if shekue don come show you em face.....


That stuff wey u smoke na em i thieff smoke.

optional1:


you want to slap your mother in law.

MrBrownJay1:


People like you are the real mugus of this world. Free fukc?! So when a man and a woman are having sex, it is a gift that women offer men?! And not something they BOTH enjoy/desire?!

No wonder people thinking like you need to pay women with gift etc... You guys are nothing to these women and sex is a reward.

7footre:

What/who is shekue?
Return my stuff you stole then, your head no fit carry am

muller101:
male nuns no de marry. Or have u seen one before?

yomi007k:

....not bad...but u need to learn how to type.

optional1:



who be the male nun

Siddon there make pant dey wear you

muller101:
sit and expect gift

optional1:
na my big brother




your stuff make brain die, i no fit return am...
You think say nah only you like better thing ni?

ExpensiveG:
TEAM SINGLE and not searching


I no like relationship wahala .....



Dey load wey I carry for head plenty, if I come add girlfriend matter my head go burst ooo

Funky123:

Mr wow wow wow,i thought u said u need to go and marry on a post yesterday,when it comes to money now u con change ur mind abi.....Continue ooo

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Some guys would just wanna remain in that relationship and continue getting free furcks. Only real men would take this advice.

Magnoliaa:


What does your signature mean?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Its just some stuff that's supposed to sound funny if well understood...the "six" is afriad of "seven" because "seven" "eight" "nine".


But the "EIGHT" was then changed to "ATE" and the sentence said "seven" "ate" "nine" which is why "six was afraid of "seven" because it "ate" "nine" the bigger number.


I don't know if you understand now my dear.

Magnoliaa:


lol, yes, I get it now. . . like a play with the numbers?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
exactly my dear.


Hows your weekend coming?

Magnoliaa:



Er, not bad.

Veeery slow but enjoyable. And 'breezy' too.

I'm chillaxing with a Fantasy novel . Very 'sweet' and hooking.
How 's yours?

TR1212:


Lol, are you surprised? Or what more do you expect from someone who's in sambisa chilling with "shekue"

DeGuyNxtDoor:
you're having fun I guess but I'm not.

Been cleaning and washing my stuff since morning and it gets crazier when the sun is high up I'm even yet to have breakfast.


But after this, I'm doing some better refreshing things with my life lol

I bet reading is part if your many hobbies?

Magnoliaa:



I wash and do most of my chores during the week, so I'm usually free on wkends. Perks of being done with Sec. school. .

And what could the ''refreshments'' be, hm?

Yesss, it is! I love reading, anything. . Textbooks, pamphlets/flyers, posters, signposts/billboards, magazines -fashion, technology, business or flight, even sports sef..

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I am jealous of you my dear...I wish I can adopt your style

Lol...refreshments like my food lol, (I don't joke with my stomach)

Its a nice habit and you'd get no stress with studying for exams, nice


Right now I'm done with everything, just resting.

Magnoliaa:



Adopt the style that suit you best and is convenient..
And don't eat too much before you start finding it hard to walk ohhh. .ehen

Great, have a nice weekend and enjoy the rest of your day. .!