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Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by emiye(m): 11:18am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Ishilove:You stuff carcass in a basket , blood drips from the basket as you hurry to your room. *blood trail is then traced to the front of your room * You are then summoned by the village priest to swear in okija shrine to not stealing chicken!!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 11:37am On Dec 16, 2012 |
emiye:Lol. Never heard of tightly woven baskets? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nosyke(m): 12:49pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Any chicken wey disappear for CASAP, na you I know tchidi: *taking notes and nodding* |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nosyke(m): 2:54pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
@Ishilove, nice post..made my day. There is this very fat goat with Standard bia bia roaming around my crib, since you are well versed in such skills, any tips on a covert GOATnapping? Thanks in anticipation. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 3:52pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Nosyke: @Ishilove, nice post..made my day.Hahahahahahahaha!!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Okeycima: 4:52pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Ishilove: Sight target {preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens} and close in with a handful of maize in one hand and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target.op u dey Bleep up oooh.I tink say u go put dis method u no come put am. METHOD 1:wen d cock is close to ur house or compound lure it by dropping a grain of corn continuously 4 it den u will direct it inside ur house den show don finish.OR METHOD 2:dip a piece of bread inside an alcoholic drink EG calipso or squadron and toss it to d cock,he will eat and eat until he pass out.DEN D COCK IS URS |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 4:59pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Okeycima: op u dey Bleep up oooh.I tink say u go put dis method u no come put am. METHOD 1:wen d cock is close to ur house or compound lure it by dropping a grain of corn continuously 4 it den u will direct it inside ur house den show don finish.OR METHOD 2:dip a piece of bread inside an alcoholic drink EG calipso or squadron and toss it to d cock,he will eat and eat until he pass out.DEN D COCK IS URSNwoke nmadu, ya head dey dia. Correct!!! *quickly takes notes* |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by firestar(f): 7:22pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Ishilove: Chai. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 7:53pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
firestar:What? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by firestar(f): 8:05pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Ha... Do want to burn calories that bad? Why not go to the nearest poultry. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 1:10am On Dec 17, 2012 |
firestar: Ha...Lmao!!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 6:53am On Dec 17, 2012 |
I'm in love. No way I can't use these methods to catch.this sharp op and the other chicken we'll use to celebrate my success. Imagine! Chick wey sharp like op na correct. She de tell me wetin I gaz do to corner am. I'm comin, Ishibaby. Make I go fin pepper, sorry, corn. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 7:46am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ihedinobi: I'm in love. No way I can't use these methods to catch.this sharp op and the other chicken we'll use to celebrate my success. Imagine! Chick wey sharp like op na correct. She de tell me wetin I gaz do to corner am. I'm comin, Ishibaby. Make I go fin pepper, sorry, corn.Lmao!!! IHEDINOBI!!!! Kai, characters full NL |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 8:47am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Wetin I do na? Make I no confess again? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 8:48am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ihedinobi:Abeg make your madam no pour me yam water o |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 8:55am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Lol. Se u fit pour yasef hot water so? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 10:07am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ihedinobi: Lol. Se u fit pour yasef hot water so?If you are proposing to me then my answer is... *sniff, tears of joy pouring down* ...YES!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 11:04am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Now, thazwhatImtalkinbout!!!!! *pumpingfistslikeaprizefighterandwhooping* YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Okeycima: 5:16pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove:if to ay u dey live. Crowded apartment like mine I.e FACE ME I FACE U.what u will do is to lure d chicken to one tight coner and apply d above method.preferably d second method.and wen is down u send an SOS message to ur homie or broda tru a small boy or girl saying'SCHOOL BOY DON COME MAKE EM BOIL WATER.so dat wen u come back everytin I already waiting 4 u..... |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:21pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Okeycima: if to ay u dey live. Crowded apartment like mine I.e FACE ME I FACE U.what u will do is to lure d chicken to one tight coner and apply d above method.preferably d second method.and wen is down u send an SOS message to ur homie or broda tru a small boy or girl saying'SCHOOL BOY DON COME MAKE EM BOIL WATER.so dat wen u come back everytin I already waiting 4 u.....Now this is gaaaaangsterrr!!! Now that's what I'm talking about right there. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:47pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ihedinobi:Whoa whoa, steady, cowboy |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Abbott(m): 7:21pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
See what GEJ has done by not doing what he ought to do as President. Citizens are now murdering innocent and helpless fowls with absolute disregard to their inalienable rights. I keep saying it, we need a presido with balls of lead....blah blah blah :\ god of fowl is watching you all you fowls assassins in 32D 1 Like |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by maxman10(m): 1:50am On Dec 18, 2012 |
@Ihedinobi, u r really representn dt name. She must b in ur mnd, bt unfortunately fortunately, she is in mine too. Nd mayb othrs, hv u seen dt strng barb wire around d block? It's fed wth live electricity in case u try to b a slowpoke nd dabble into it We now hv a tipical example pals, WHOOOOPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Use any of the discribed methods above to catch the above mentioned chic-ken (the op), employ d best of tactics, nd wen shes very close, raise ur fist, hand or whteva and "WHACKKKKKK!!!!!!!". U knw wht I mean fellas |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by maxman10(m): 2:25am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Thoough I dunno hw d chick-en wud see dis one, (as a maize grain, grain of rice, strand of meat, garri, sand or even as broken bottle), bt it sure looks like a grain of maize from dis side. TheGrainOfMaize: pls click on d link bellow nd pls click on 'open in another window link inside' if an interim page shud pop up. http://BeMyFriendIshilove.got.to/. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by maxman10(m): 2:26am On Dec 18, 2012 |
u r a moderator insde here. Rite? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 7:38am On Dec 18, 2012 |
maxman10: @Ihedinobi, u r really representn dt name. She must b in ur mnd, bt unfortunately fortunately, she is in mine too. Nd mayb othrs, hv u seen dt strng barb wire around d block? It's fed wth live electricity in case u try to b a slowpoke nd dabble into it Hey dude, I AM a prizefighter and I've won my prize and I've got the resources to defend it. Back off |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by maxman10(m): 10:17am On Dec 18, 2012 |
owk! Owk!! Bt who says dt a prize cnt b stolen or snatched away, even rite 4rm d cookn pot? Eh! U mite hv d resources, bt I sent for mine sm 2hrs ago. It's due to arrive in 3months time at Oguta port, hehe Bt seriously brov am intrigued |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nobody: 2:27pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
maxman10: owk! Owk!! Bt who says dt a prize cnt b stolen or snatched away, even rite 4rm d cookn pot? Eh! U mite hv d resources, bt I sent for mine sm 2hrs ago. It's due to arrive in 3months time at Oguta port, hehe Bt seriously brov am intrigued Sure you are. I'd be worried if you weren't. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 8:21am On Aug 08, 2017 |
Ishilove:Haha... I remember this day so clearly. I, JP, Uba and Akeem sat down outside and laughed over the several ways to kill one of the numerous chickens roaming around. I remember our sit at home uniform was long sleeved shirts, our khaki jackets, trousers (in my case long wrapper) socks and jungle boots. So there we were, sitting in down in a circle and having a laugh riot. JP was the one who came up with the 'maize in hand, club in other hand method.' Uba suggested that we put a pot on the stove first so that immediately you brought the bird in, you cook it at once to eliminate all leads. At night take the feathers and throw it into the forest. Haaa, life and its passing phases |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Omoluabi16(m): 11:20am On Aug 08, 2017 |
Ishilove:I wonder what you were smoking when you posted this. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 12:45pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Omoluabi16:Ondo weed |
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