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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 5:54pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Dying of laughter...Liverpool don suffer. The Book Of Kop Chapter One 11 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by weedtaker: 6:28pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Leyqute(m): 6:30pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
joeace2020: THIS SH*T IS FVCKING HILARIOUS!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My chest hurts from laughing too much. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by larride(m): 6:53pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
joeace2020: Wow. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by pharod(m): 7:05pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
joeace2020: Where is the the bounty then, o lord, of which thou ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 7:36pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
![]() ![]() ![]() Glen the son of John |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Leyqute: I read it like 5 times and every time it was so funny |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
larride: Whoever did that deserves an award |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 7:58pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
pharod: That part is freaking funny.. Them vex |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 8:00pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Linkfield: Yossi the Israelite, Babel in whose name men built a tower... lmao ![]() ![]() |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Lana1(m): 8:01pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Yosi the Israelites who settled West of the land of Ham. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Roland17(m): 8:01pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
joeace2020: "Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham." ![]() ![]() |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 8:06pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Roland17: I just remembered he moved to West Ham... The person wey do this nor well atall |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 8:24pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Lana1: ![]() ![]() ![]() And then maybe Chapter 2 1. And 20 score passed and the Kops came before the lords again wailing and gnashing their teeth calling upon the lords to deliver them from the famine and darkness across the land. 2.The lords spake of one and called upon Rogers of the land of the Ire.. North of the sea. 3. And Rogers brought in Suarez and the people jubilated as Suarez the Son of Luiz descendants of the biters of men led them to many battles and conquered many lands and once again the people feared and the Kop believed that it was their year until they came before the Phillistines. 4. On that day of the lord, in the 4th month of the 9th year since the Kop trounced the Bellusconians in the land of Lud, their general suffered a great slip. 5. Then came Ba of the house of Demba from the lands of the brazen and dark ones to the east of the rivers who destroyed their army, and took the spoils of the battle and once again the glory of the lord departed from the house of the Kop. 6. In that year, the sons of the Arab, brothers of the devil worshippers, triumphed again. 13 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by inFamouz: 8:51pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Then came Ba of the house of Demba from the lands of the brazen and dark ones to the east of the riversLol ![]() |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by larride(m): 9:00pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
joeace2020: I'm telling you. The person who wrote that took trolling to a whole new height. Damn. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:34pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Lana1: na this part scatter my belle |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MRTA7: 9:50pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
There are levels to the trolling business. I think we've just witnessed the highest level. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sod09(m): 10:00pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
MRTA7:naso!!! Whites trolling can lead to suicide ![]() |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ToyinDipo(m): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
sod09:True, they are the best at it. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by odizeey(m): 10:26pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
ToyinDipo:dem neva go warri. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 8:34am On Oct 10, 2017 |
Danny Rose could be swapping Tottenham for Manchester United, according to talkSPORT. After missing out in the last transfer window, United are said to be willing to try again for the 27-year-old come January. The left-back has recently been on the sidelines due to injury but is set to return for Spurs later this month. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 9:02am On Oct 10, 2017 |
Mourinho's Top 10 Rejects Romelu Lukaku Mourinho and Lukaku have been reunited to devastating effect this season, with the £75m striker spearheading Manchester United's attack and scoring 11 goals in his first 10 appearances. But it was a very different story three years ago, when Lukaku was forced to leave Mourinho's Chelsea for Everton in search of regular playing time. The Belgium was only given two appearances by Mourinho during his time at Stamford Bridge, but went on to score 87 goals in 166 appearances for Everton, persuading the Portuguese to come back in for him in the summer. Kevin De Bruyne Manchester City needed to part with £54.5m to bring De Bruyne back to the Premier League, just one season after his permanent move to Wolfsburg from Chelsea under Mourinho. Mourinho labelled De Bruyne "an upset kid" and criticised his efforts in training. Despite playing the midfielder in the first three Premier League games of Chelsea's 2013-14 season, De Bruyne was sold for £18m to Wolfsburg in the same month. De Bruyne registered 18 assists in the 2016-17 campaign for Pep Guardiola's side, more than any other player in the top flight, and he has started the new campaign in similar style. Leonardo Bonucci Juventus centre-back Bonucci was deemed surplus to requirements by Mourinho at Inter Milan before going on to win six Serie A titles with Juve. Mourinho allowed the then 22-year-old to leave the San Siro in 2009 for a meagre £3.4m. Bonucci, 30, was coveted by a number of top clubs this summer before eventually opting to join Juve's Serie A rivals AC Milan. Ryan Bertrand Bertrand, 27, spent much of his early 20s on loan away from Stamford Bridge, but despite starting in Chelsea's Champions League final win over Bayern Munich in 2012, Mourinho allowed the England left-back to leave permanently for Southampton in 2014. Juan Mata Chelsea's two-time Player of the Year, Mata, was soon usurped by Oscar after Mourinho's return to the club at the end of the season. He then allowed the Spaniard to join rivals Manchester United in the following January transfer window. Mata became an important figure for United, and that remains the case now that he is working with Mourinho again. The 29-year-old has started six of their first seven Premier League games this season, scoring his first goal of the campaign against Crystal Palace last weekend. David Luiz Mourinho allowed David Luiz to join Paris Saint-Germain in 2014 for a £50m fee just a month before a horror show in Brazil's 7-1 defeat to Germany in the World Cup semi-final, justifying the then Chelsea manager's decision. Luiz has flourished since returning to the club under different management, though, and is now dubbed an Antonio Conte masterstroke following Chelsea's Premier League title win in May. Mohamed Salah Salah was signed by Chelsea under Mourinho's watch but he was given few opportunities before being loaned out to Fiorentina and Roma. He shone in Serie A, scoring 15 goals and claiming 11 assists last season at Roma and persuading Liverpool to pay £34m for his signature. The Egyptian has made an impressive start at Anfield, too, scoring four goals and providing one assist in his first seven Premier League appearances for Jurgen Klopp's side. Oriol Romeu The Southampton player was just 23 when he was allowed to leave Stamford Bridge for less than £6m under Mourinho in 2015, but has become a dominant midfield force at St Mary's. Andre Villas-Boas said Romeu had a "brilliant future" when he was unveiled at Stamford Bridge alongside Lukaku in 2011 after leaving Barcelona, and former Saints boss Claude Puel claimed the 25-year-old is "not far off" the level of PFA Player of the Year N'Golo Kante. Ezequiel Garay Allowed to leave Real Madrid under Mourinho at the age of 24, Argentina international Garay impressed at Benfica and earned a big-money move back to La Liga with Valencia in 2016. The centre-back is a key player at the Mestalla and was touted as a possible Chelsea transfer target this summer, according to reports in Italy. Filipe Luis Filipe Luis was signed by Mourinho after his solid displays in Atletico Madrid's La Liga-winning campaign in 2013-14, but only spent one season at Stamford Bridge before returning to his old side having made just 15 appearances for the Blues. The Brazilian picked up where he left off at the Vicente Calderon, though, making 48 appearances for the Spanish side in the 2016-17 season as Atleti reached the semi-finals of the Champions League and once again boasted the best defensive record in the Spanish top flight ahead of Barcelona and Real Madrid. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/11069456/mourinhos-top-10-rejects |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 9:17am On Oct 10, 2017 |
"The reason that he [Lukaku] wasn't in the squad in the previous game was because he wasn't 100 per cent. "Now he is 100 per cent but we need to take into consideration that he has been with the group for only one [training] session. "He's been working on an individual basis, really good work, but we need to keep that in mind." - Roberto Martinez |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 9:28am On Oct 10, 2017 |
"Sir Alex was always different around the big games. He could be quite relaxed, particularly towards the end, around what I would call 'normal' games, but towards the Liverpool and City games he was always more intense. "During the week, if you walked down the corridor before a big game he'd be like 'hi son', whereas in the normal games he'd be more chatty. "He was different going into the big games and to be honest with you, the most consistently angry that I saw him." - Gary Neville |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 9:30am On Oct 10, 2017 |
"People talk about the hairdryer and it never happened that much to be honest with you during a season, but the most consistent place you would see it was Anfield - at half-time or the end of the game. "He could not stand losing at Anfield - and if we won there, it didn't matter how we played - it was like the best thing in the world. "The worst I've ever seen him consistently was at Anfield if we were losing at half-time or at the end of the game. "He'd sit there unmoved in the dressing room at the end of the game while everyone was getting showered for 25 minutes. Just not moving." - Gary Neville |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 9:31am On Oct 10, 2017 |
"Once when I was a kid, just travelling, I remember him having a massive row with Schmeichel and Ince in the changing room. It was unbelievable, just proper going for each other. "We always knew as well that [Liverpool] could hear everything that was being said, probably laughing on the other side of the wall." - Gary Neville |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 10:41am On Oct 10, 2017 |
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dubylhover(m): 11:24am On Oct 10, 2017 |
joeace2020:hehehehe...that "stranger" is doing the lords work 1 Like |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 12:41pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
dubylhover: I swear. If he mistakenly plays Lukaku and he gets injured.. He would need to beef up his home security cause it won't be funny 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 4:37pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
What scares me the most about this Martial to Barcelona/Assnal talk is given mourinho's antecedents. He is a very unpredictable man and can do the unthinkable at times, just look at Oasis007 list, Oasis you forgot Andre Schürle, to me that sale was confusing as it was surprising. I dey fear Mou o he dey behave like our clinical biochemistry lecturer back in school Prof. Ala, person go meet you congratulate you for getting the best score in his exam and ask the class to hail you. When results are pasted, that "best score" would mean the highest F amongst other Fs ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 5:01pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
KingTom: ![]() Chill Bro.....!!! He won't dare to sell him, coz I believe he has learned his Lesson(s) already. |
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