Dying of laughter...Liverpool don suffer.

The Book Of Kop Chapter One

joeace2020:
Dying of laughter...Liverpool don suffer.

The Book Of Kop Chapter One

THIS SH*T IS FVCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!



My chest hurts from laughing too much.

joeace2020:
Dying of laughter...Liverpool don suffer.

The Book Of Kop Chapter One

Wow.

joeace2020:
Dying of laughter...Liverpool don suffer.

The Book Of Kop Chapter One

Where is the the bounty then, o lord, of which thou fuchen speaketh...

Lmao
Glen the son of John

Leyqute:


THIS SH*T IS FVCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!



My chest hurts from laughing too much.

I read it like 5 times and every time it was so funny

larride:


Wow.

Whoever did that deserves an award

pharod:


Where is the the bounty then, o lord, of which thou fuchen speaketh...

That part is freaking funny.. Them vex

Linkfield:

Lmao

Glen the son of John

Yossi the Israelite, Babel in whose name men built a tower... lmao

Yosi the Israelites who settled West of the land of Ham.

joeace2020:
Dying of laughter...Liverpool don suffer.

The Book Of Kop Chapter One

"Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham."

Roland17:


"Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham."

I just remembered he moved to West Ham... The person wey do this nor well atall

Lana1:
Yosi the Israelites who settled West of the land of Ham.

And then maybe Chapter 2

1. And 20 score passed and the Kops came before the lords again wailing and gnashing their teeth calling upon the lords to deliver them from the famine and darkness across the land. 2.The lords spake of one and called upon Rogers of the land of the Ire.. North of the sea. 3. And Rogers brought in Suarez and the people jubilated as Suarez the Son of Luiz descendants of the biters of men led them to many battles and conquered many lands and once again the people feared and the Kop believed that it was their year until they came before the Phillistines. 4. On that day of the lord, in the 4th month of the 9th year since the Kop trounced the Bellusconians in the land of Lud, their general suffered a great slip. 5. Then came Ba of the house of Demba from the lands of the brazen and dark ones to the east of the rivers who destroyed their army, and took the spoils of the battle and once again the glory of the lord departed from the house of the Kop. 6. In that year, the sons of the Arab, brothers of the devil worshippers, triumphed again.

Then came Ba of the house of Demba from the lands of the brazen and dark ones to the east of the rivers

Lol

joeace2020:


Whoever did that deserves an award

I'm telling you. The person who wrote that took trolling to a whole new height. Damn.

Lana1:
Yosi the Israelites who settled West of the land of Ham.

na this part scatter my belle

There are levels to the trolling business. I think we've just witnessed the highest level.

MRTA7:
There are levels to the trolling business. I think we've just witnessed the highest level.

naso!!!
Whites trolling can lead to suicide

sod09:
naso!!!
Whites trolling can lead to suicide

True, they are the best at it.

ToyinDipo:
True, they are the best at it.

dem neva go warri.

Mourinho's Top 10 Rejects


Romelu Lukaku

Mourinho and Lukaku have been reunited to devastating effect this season, with the £75m striker spearheading Manchester United's attack and scoring 11 goals in his first 10 appearances.

But it was a very different story three years ago, when Lukaku was forced to leave Mourinho's Chelsea for Everton in search of regular playing time.

The Belgium was only given two appearances by Mourinho during his time at Stamford Bridge, but went on to score 87 goals in 166 appearances for Everton, persuading the Portuguese to come back in for him in the summer.


Kevin De Bruyne

Manchester City needed to part with £54.5m to bring De Bruyne back to the Premier League, just one season after his permanent move to Wolfsburg from Chelsea under Mourinho.

Mourinho labelled De Bruyne "an upset kid" and criticised his efforts in training. Despite playing the midfielder in the first three Premier League games of Chelsea's 2013-14 season, De Bruyne was sold for £18m to Wolfsburg in the same month.

De Bruyne registered 18 assists in the 2016-17 campaign for Pep Guardiola's side, more than any other player in the top flight, and he has started the new campaign in similar style.


Leonardo Bonucci

Juventus centre-back Bonucci was deemed surplus to requirements by Mourinho at Inter Milan before going on to win six Serie A titles with Juve. Mourinho allowed the then 22-year-old to leave the San Siro in 2009 for a meagre £3.4m.

Bonucci, 30, was coveted by a number of top clubs this summer before eventually opting to join Juve's Serie A rivals AC Milan.


Ryan Bertrand

Bertrand, 27, spent much of his early 20s on loan away from Stamford Bridge, but despite starting in Chelsea's Champions League final win over Bayern Munich in 2012, Mourinho allowed the England left-back to leave permanently for Southampton in 2014.


Juan Mata

Chelsea's two-time Player of the Year, Mata, was soon usurped by Oscar after Mourinho's return to the club at the end of the season. He then allowed the Spaniard to join rivals Manchester United in the following January transfer window.

Mata became an important figure for United, and that remains the case now that he is working with Mourinho again. The 29-year-old has started six of their first seven Premier League games this season, scoring his first goal of the campaign against Crystal Palace last weekend.


David Luiz

Mourinho allowed David Luiz to join Paris Saint-Germain in 2014 for a £50m fee just a month before a horror show in Brazil's 7-1 defeat to Germany in the World Cup semi-final, justifying the then Chelsea manager's decision.

Luiz has flourished since returning to the club under different management, though, and is now dubbed an Antonio Conte masterstroke following Chelsea's Premier League title win in May.


Mohamed Salah

Salah was signed by Chelsea under Mourinho's watch but he was given few opportunities before being loaned out to Fiorentina and Roma.

He shone in Serie A, scoring 15 goals and claiming 11 assists last season at Roma and persuading Liverpool to pay £34m for his signature.

The Egyptian has made an impressive start at Anfield, too, scoring four goals and providing one assist in his first seven Premier League appearances for Jurgen Klopp's side.


Oriol Romeu

The Southampton player was just 23 when he was allowed to leave Stamford Bridge for less than £6m under Mourinho in 2015, but has become a dominant midfield force at St Mary's.

Andre Villas-Boas said Romeu had a "brilliant future" when he was unveiled at Stamford Bridge alongside Lukaku in 2011 after leaving Barcelona, and former Saints boss Claude Puel claimed the 25-year-old is "not far off" the level of PFA Player of the Year N'Golo Kante.


Ezequiel Garay

Allowed to leave Real Madrid under Mourinho at the age of 24, Argentina international Garay impressed at Benfica and earned a big-money move back to La Liga with Valencia in 2016.

The centre-back is a key player at the Mestalla and was touted as a possible Chelsea transfer target this summer, according to reports in Italy.


Filipe Luis

Filipe Luis was signed by Mourinho after his solid displays in Atletico Madrid's La Liga-winning campaign in 2013-14, but only spent one season at Stamford Bridge before returning to his old side having made just 15 appearances for the Blues.

The Brazilian picked up where he left off at the Vicente Calderon, though, making 48 appearances for the Spanish side in the 2016-17 season as Atleti reached the semi-finals of the Champions League and once again boasted the best defensive record in the Spanish top flight ahead of Barcelona and Real Madrid.


http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/11069456/mourinhos-top-10-rejects

joeace2020:

hehehehe...that "stranger" is doing the lords work

dubylhover:


hehehehe...that "stranger" is doing the lords work

I swear. If he mistakenly plays Lukaku and he gets injured.. He would need to beef up his home security cause it won't be funny

What scares me the most about this Martial to Barcelona/Assnal talk is given mourinho's antecedents. He is a very unpredictable man and can do the unthinkable at times, just look at Oasis007 list, Oasis you forgot Andre Schürle, to me that sale was confusing as it was surprising. I dey fear Mou o he dey behave like our clinical biochemistry lecturer back in school Prof. Ala, person go meet you congratulate you for getting the best score in his exam and ask the class to hail you. When results are pasted, that "best score" would mean the highest F amongst other Fs

KingTom:
What scares me the most about this Martial to Barcelona/Assnal talk is given mourinho's antecedents. He is a very unpredictable man and can do the unthinkable at times, just look at Oasis007 list, Oasis you forgot Andre Schürle, to me that sale was confusing as it was surprising. I dey fear Mou o he dey behave like our clinical biochemistry lecturer back in school Prof. Ala, person go meet you congratulate you for getting the best score in his exam and ask the class to hail you. When results are pasted, that "best score" would mean the highest F amongst other Fs

Chill Bro.....!!!

He won't dare to sell him, coz I believe he has learned his Lesson(s) already.