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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 4:04am On Oct 20, 2017
sagerasaq:
Na wa for dis guy ooo.. U c toto u dy smell for condom. Ma babe don go bang anoda guy come my place Lyk 20mins later I bang her on top. I noticed but I no talk since na banging tinx I dy into....
Gals of nowadays are for banging...
U bang, bang, bang and bang.
Gals are bitches now am heartless I even bang dem and not give dem food and transport fair again...
All of dem dy mad.
Bro. I understand exactly the angle you are going. Well, am not all that into women, ie, I don't double date again. I just wished for one that I can settle down with upon PassOut from here. I thought I had found one in that girl, but unfortunately things turn out to be red this way. I'm emotionaln and can't make a girl I genuinely love to feel bad.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 4:09am On Oct 20, 2017
Shawnnn01:
. Birds of the same feather. There's no dignity anymore among ladies, everyone now wants to be the next porn star. OP, there are beta way to deal with such situation. Keping her around without any feelings or respect till she realise she wasted a life time banking on you. No one need to explain who the fool is when you walk down the aile with another after chasing all potential lovers away from her. She's beta sex doll, you let her lose too easy.
Better still as I let her go with her trouble. I didn't want to ruin her life. I could have pretended. All in all, let her go, I don't need such lady around me.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 4:11am On Oct 20, 2017
sonofanarchy:
make thunder strike u there...I dey my house come with those lazy drunk course mates of yours we go give them jungle Justice
Cowardly fellow ranting. Anyway, I don't blame you. May cheating lover fall on you.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by pedestal82(m): 4:56am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
You know you are lying about been a cadet right ?
Keep lying.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 5:41am On Oct 20, 2017
pedestal82:

You know you are lying about been a cadet right ?
Keep lying.
Limaoscarlima, who is this one? Is that why you have to quote my full text? Anyway, I don't blame you. If not for privacy reasons aimed at dodging punishments such publicity would attract, l would have shown you my full kits, fool. What do I stand to gain by claiming what I'm not? It does not make sense. Everybody is not dishonest like you. Let me stop here.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by DavidEsq(m): 5:51am On Oct 20, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
LMAO @ Rottweiler grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 6:03am On Oct 20, 2017
Noblewhiz:


Advisable but am to ask..
... Are u still a baby..cos this post is.
Why don't u go n ask him this...face to face
Let's see if ur facial architecture no go resemble an ant's when u come back
E-warriors - always blowing cold smoke n looking at mirrors

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by chukxy: 6:04am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
Listen young man, you have no right to slap the girl in question. If the girl was my sister, I will make sure I send you to jail for this act. You can't act lawlessly simple because you are a bloody cadet. If you think your girl friend is a cheat, you do the honorable thing of quiting the relationship. Even if you are married to her, it does not still give you right to hit her talk more of ordinary boy friend relationship.

It is sickening that people trained to behave with decorum at all time turns out to behave like tout. What's more worrisome is that a lot of people here are supporting his action.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 6:06am On Oct 20, 2017
chukxy:

Listen young man, you have no right to slap the girl in question. If the girl was my sister, I will make sure I send you to jail for this act. You can't act lawlessly simple because you are a bloody cadet. If you think your girl friend is a cheat, you do the honorable thing of quiting the relationship. Even if you are married to her, it does not still give you right to hit her talk more of ordinary boy friend relationship.

It is sickening that people trained to behave with decorum at all time turns out to behave like tout. What's more worrisome is that a lot of people here are supporting his action.
Jail Hahahahhaha.....
Ehya......do u have d balls to tell him this? Fave to face? Eh?? Chukwudi....

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 7:32am On Oct 20, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah
This is actually correct ooo.
You can smell the lubricant on the condom if she hasn't washed down there.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 8:05am On Oct 20, 2017
ev4real:

Keep slapping them at any slight provocation then.
Rubbish. You should have said that its not good to slap someone. You shouldn't have made it gender specific. Sissy.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Cannonleo(m): 8:58am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Bro. I understand exactly the angle you are going. Well, am not all that into women, ie, I don't double date again. I just wished for one that I can settle down with upon PassOut from here. I thought I had found one in that girl, but unfortunately things turn out to be red this way. I'm emotionaln and can't make a girl I genuinely love to feel bad.
calm down coursie , that's the way we have found the word relationship these days, simply advice to you , never commit yourself to a relationship until your double sure. Which is very impossible cos the whole thing weak me
Charlie Charlie

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 9:08am On Oct 20, 2017
luminouz:

Why don't u go n ask him this...face to face
Let's see if ur facial architecture no go resemble an ant's when u come back
E-warriors - always blowing cold smoke n looking at mirrors
Don't mind them woman defenders here. My anger is that they know the truth but would still take side with the ladies. We guys are killing ourselves by being overly protective of women. And because our minds have been conditioned to accept the sermon that "Women are the weaker sex" ladies now take the advantage to unleash wanton wickedness against us, the guys.

Ladies now do anyhow because they know that Once attacked by guys they offend, some stupid guys would want to act socially correct to their rescue. But that is for some guys out there, any lady that tries such again with me would have herself to blame.

We keep on reading over the news how guys are being killed in homicides by the supposed weaker gender, aka, the SLAYQUEENS AND SLAYMAMAS. Nobody is talking, but turn the table round. hell would have been let loose by the so called WOMEN RESCUE ORGANISATIONS, AND THEIR LIKES. Some jobless legal practitioners could have taken up the cases to God knows where. Unfortunately, they all are silent, some other soft-talking, because the ladies are involved.

Let me tell you, if I were not strong-hearted, I could have died as a result of sudden shock and high pulse from my heart beat that accompanied it. If I had died, but God forbid, the stupid Bloggers would have written rubbish about me if the get to know about it.

You would have seen news with head line: "Army Cadet Dies In Sex Romp With A Prostitute While On Pass"

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by LifeofAirforce(m): 9:09am On Oct 20, 2017
Congrats
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 9:26am On Oct 20, 2017
chukxy:

Listen young man, you have no right to slap the girl in question. If the girl was my sister, I will make sure I send you to jail for this act. You can't act lawlessly simple because you are a bloody cadet. If you think your girl friend is a cheat, you do the honorable thing of quiting the relationship. Even if you are married to her, it does not still give you right to hit her talk more of ordinary boy friend relationship.

It is sickening that people trained to behave with decorum at all time turns out to behave like tout. What's more worrisome is that a lot of people here are supporting his action.
Bros, are you through with your rants? I pray you experience what I passed through. I loved this girl dearly, sent her gifts(including money). Swore to be with only her till marriage, and she paid me back by being unfaithful to me.

I got to know her the moment I broke up with my first love.

Bro, if she were your sister, there is absolutely nothing you can do to me. If she is nursing retaliation through anybody; well, I'm waiting for them gallantly. At least, I am still around till tomorrow when I will be heading back to Kaduna. They should hurriedly come so I can unleash my venom on them, NONSENSE. She is even lucky I didn't collect the phone I gifted her, and other stuffs I gifted her. Anyway, that is bygone now. I have moved on with my life, and would br going back tomorrow.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by pedestal82(m): 9:38am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Limaoscarlima, who is this one? Is that why you have to quote my full text? Anyway, I don't blame you. If not for privacy reasons aimed at dodging punishments such publicity would attract, l would have shown you my full kits, fool. What do I stand to gain by claiming what I'm not? It does not make sense. Everybody is not dishonest like you. Let me stop here.
The beauty of nairaland is that, people from all works of life, are here, so you mind what you say. If you were a cadet, kit will not be the first proof you will want to offer. An Oscar can claim to be a cadet. There was a statement on your initial post that gave you away.dont push me

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by izaray(f): 9:52am On Oct 20, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
Seconded, he should have tried penetrating first, before concluding issues.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by lereinter(m): 9:53am On Oct 20, 2017
fiesta condom can smell nice..
oga soldier did u yourself wan use condom

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Davindal(m): 9:57am On Oct 20, 2017
pedestal82:

The beauty of nairaland is that, people from all works of life, are here, so you mind what you say. If you were a cadet, kit will not be the first proof you will want to offer. An Oscar can claim to be a cadet. There was a statement on your initial post that gave you away.dont push me
You have a point, but I ain't an Oscar. By the way, what's you arm of service? NovermberAlpha, NovermberNovermber, or Airborne Soldier?

Because you seem rooted.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by izaray(f): 10:03am On Oct 20, 2017
ev4real:

You have no right to slap any female personality. It doesn't make sense. You could have gotten your answer without slapping her. Learn to control your anger going forward. Sorry for the heat break.
He was too hasty to conclude issues, I think for the d girl to had delayed her time of coming over to his house at 4pm, and his two calls she missed, got him angry already, but was just holding himself. Hence the slap.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 10:56am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Bros, are you through with your rants? I pray you experience what I passed through. I loved this girl dearly, sent her gifts(including money). Swore to be with only her till marriage, and she paid me back by being unfaithful to me.

I got to know her the moment I broke up with my first love.

Bro, if she were your sister, there is absolutely nothing you can do to me. If she is nursing retaliation through anybody; well, I'm waiting for them gallantly. At least, I am still around till tomorrow when I will be heading back to Kaduna. They should hurriedly come so I can unleash my venom on them, NONSENSE. She is even lucky I didn't collect the phone I gifted her, and other stuffs I gifted her. Anyway, that is bygone now. I have moved on with my life, and would br going back tomorrow.


You are one very childish person. Why all these uneccesary confidence because you are in the army? Yes she cheated, but why should you threaten that you will shoot her if she calls. Who says that? You are one sick individual.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by niyot124: 11:01am On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.


You didn't have to Slap her tho. That's not gentlemanly. You could have just sent her out.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Adaumunocha(f): 11:36am On Oct 20, 2017
Bizarre things are happening in this life.. .

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Noblewhiz(m): 12:05pm On Oct 20, 2017
luminouz:
Why don't u go n ask him this...face to face Let's see if ur facial architecture no go resemble an ant's when u come back E-warriors - always blowing cold smoke n looking at mirrors
I don't know whether I should laugh to this..
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AlexCk: 2:25pm On Oct 20, 2017
niyot124:



You didn't have to Slap her tho. That's not gentlemanly. You could have just sent her out.




Ma'am??,
Got ur msg, couldn't mail back.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 2:53pm On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
You are such a fool. Get out dunce. May a cheat fall on you as a life partner.
cheat or not, you abused a woman.... You are a mong

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by buskie13(m): 3:24pm On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
una too make mouth,I never see soldier beat soldier when u yourself no go enter wahala,my advice be say,make u no dey make mouth
nuff said,na you be first soldier wey girl cheat on

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by buskie13(m): 3:28pm On Oct 20, 2017
UfuomaUN:


There is an urgent overwhelming need to overhaul our entire military and police institution. Can you imagine what this one who isn't yet an officer is saying
they feel supreme, all these useless people in uniform, now you realize why they misbehave at all times, mumu op

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Dnockeror333(m): 3:35pm On Oct 20, 2017
modelmike7:
Silence means consent, she's guilty as charged!

Sure condoms do have this rubber smell all over them, even we that are Virgin knows that!!

Na hot lie! How you know? I never ever hold cond nor ever come near to smelling any breeze, so explain, are you still in `the period of flower'?
I no even sure! Na lie you dey lie ko?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Dnockeror333(m): 3:38pm On Oct 20, 2017
DeadRat:
Please What Does Condom smell Like embarassed

I join you on this! Please, we are awaiting the right answer smiley

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Dnockeror333(m): 3:42pm On Oct 20, 2017
Davindal:
She couldn't alter a coherent speech. She could not say something meaningful enough. I just got infuriated and slapped her mercilessly, and bundled her out of my compound.
Aba, you bungled her... As though she was some stack of unwashed cloth- soildier man! Soildier kini? I hear talk say all these things na fiction!

I just dey pass i o!

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Dnockeror333(m): 3:45pm On Oct 20, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Izz nor entirely her fault, she was konjified. angry angry cry

Indeed, konjification! That was a mighty fatling blacky!

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