Lemme just go straight to the point. I have a flat mate who came back from the states recently or lemme say he has been based there all his life but maybe he was deported or so cos he didn't come back feeling all ok on cheddah.

One morning I and my girlfriend was seated in the living room when I left her to go recieve a call outside real quick on getting back inside I saw him seated in the living room too but with his phone on her hands, a phone ever since I knew him he doesn't allow nobody touch. I thought he prolly was justshoiwng her one of those random whatssap videa until 2days later she told me he was trying to get her num.

Ever since he got the number he has been chatting her up and she shows me all their chats. Till recently when she camee home, he repated same thing not via chat this time, he told her he wants them to hang out over the weekend.

My problem is I really want to make a mess of this guy like 4k m up big time I know ways but I need more suggestions please. I mean in a really really disgraceful manner

...this should be interesting.

#grabs popcorn.

disgracing the guy is not an option here...it is your mumu galfriend DAT has decided to giv d guy her number that you should do away with...
-showing you her whatsaap chat with d guy dosen't mean she likes you, who knows how many chats she must have censored/deleted before showing you,....
-she is just feeling special because there are two guys and one gal and they are hustling after her, so just work on her phsycology by making her jealous,....
-just make another lady to visit you, so that ur GF will feel jealous and her brain go reset...

your girlfriend knows what to do but why is she telling you.

she likes the attention, she likes the drama and would love to see your reactions too. you're just getting played my guy.

the truth is your girlfriend has not rejected the guy approach. she admires the guy secretly because if it's a WhatsApp chat what stops her from blocking him to prove a point maybe the guy that will get the message.

it's simple just tell the guy (not in front of your chick) that you don't like what he's doing that you want him to stop so you guys don't have problems. simple.

You gf is not loyal. Shes just deceiving herself.

Anyways tell her to type she's not interested then block him on Watsapp, and make sure she blocks his number. Then that your abroad friend, should get the fucvk off your house after showing him evidence of his chats with your babe.
Do all these right in front of your babe and himself.

No need punching him on the face, even though u feel like it

..........

if I were you. I'll be thinking of ways to Bleep them both up.

alexialin:
You gf is not loyal. Shes just deceiving herself.

Anyways tell her to type she's not interested then block him on Watsapp, and make sure she blocks his number. Then that your abroad friend, should get the fucvk off your house after showing him evidence of his chats with your babe.
Do all these right in front of your babe and himself.

No need punching him on the face, even though u feel like it

Op, this is what i strongly suggest u Shud do

just donate the both of them as burnt offering this emba emba period
but seriously i hate the fact that your gal knws wat to do bt shes still putting it in ur face. can you beat the guy

alexialin:
You gf is not loyal. Shes just deceiving herself.

Anyways tell her to type she's not interested then block him on Watsapp, and make sure she blocks his number. Then that your abroad friend, should get the fucvk off your house after showing him evidence of his chats with your babe.
Do all these right in front of your babe and himself.

No need punching him on the face, even though u feel like it

I'm against this.
this is wrong, I hate when girls come in to destroy a friendship.

that girl may be giving your friend the wrong signal or she's guilty, don't destroy your friendship on some girl no matter how the puna.

just tell your friend (not in front of the girl) that his cover has been blown that's it.

Iwu nu ezigbo ewu mmee.....ewu zambia....dey dia make d gal jam una heads togeda....since u be warrior, y u no go fight for wwf?

This situation has nothing to do with you.

Your not in charge of her life, the sooner you understand that the easier you sleep at night.

Dude, your not married. She's just and I repeat "just" your girlfriend.

you are dating a girl that's immature.....

TheCabal:
This situation has nothing to do with you.

Your not in charge of her life, the sooner you understand that the easier you sleep at night.

Dude, your not married. She's just and I repeat "just" your girlfriend.

this one dey think like mumu

do you just see a girl for the first time and wife her? are you thinking straight?

so since he's not in charge, she should do crap with any guy that comes into her life even as she's dating?

get your head checked, very important

If I were you I'll be thanking God for this wonderful opportunity to quarrel with your bae and escape Xmas and new expenses. I can't come and kill myself Biko. A word is enough for the wise in Buhari's government

rex444:
Iwu nu ezigbo ewu mmee.....ewu zambia....dey dia make d gal jam una heads togeda....since u be warrior, y u no go fight for wwf?

Nna I tire ooh! Imagine me quarrel or fight my friend because he asked my girl out? I dey mad? Who does that? The girl in question should be an adult and is in the position to make decisions for herself and moreover, the earlier we guys start having the mindset that we ain't the only one dating our GF the better for us. If to say na wife that one na different thing but GF? mtchwweee

if your friend is from America then say goodbye to your GF.
u cant win
even if he is broke
the fact that he is from that far while u never even left your city is enough for her.plus she is hopping to hitch a ride to the states with him shud things get better and he thinks of returning.
start talking to other gals.it will soften the coming blow.

I dont just understand, how ur friend we be asking ur own girl out some guys ne they try oh, even when girls plenty pass boys na ur frnd gf nd sister u wan folk, thats why i dnt have frnds all i have is play mate and betting mate

OP biko first of all block and delete his number from your girlfriend's phone because whether she is showing you the chat or not women have fish brain and his words could be penetrating her system. Don't forget that he is a yankee returnee and naija babes no dey use ear hear say anything abroad, them go rush the pelzin.

If he is tall and muscular and fair with a confam Amelica accent you are finished!

If I was you I will delete my babe's number from his phone too OR maybe change a couple of digits so he will find himself calling one strange abo.ki anytime he dials her number. Then close mark them before I proceed to expel him from my life without even telling him what went wrong.

But the way I be now ehn, I can't really be bothered biko - too much hassle involved. The fact will always remain that it's a big world out there. Let them do what they like.

waywardpikin:
OP biko first of all block and delete his number from your girlfriend's phone because whether she is showing you the chat or not women have fish brain and his words could be penetrating her system. Don't forget that he is a yankee returnee and naija babes no dey use ear hear say anything abroad, them go rush the pelzin.

If he is tall and muscular and fair with a confam Amelica accent you are finished!

If I was you I will delete my babe's number from his phone too OR maybe change a couple of digits so he will find himself calling one strange abo.ki anytime he dials her number. Then close mark them before I proceed to expel him from my life without even telling him what went wrong.

But the way I be now ehn, I can't really be bothered biko - too much hassle involved. The fact will always remain that it's a big world out there. Let them do what they like.

LMAO at the bolded diss is the worst advice so far

When you delete and block his number only makes your girl likes him more it will only take few days before some fûckery take place

You need to act like you don't care and make your bae jealous

pinkus:
just donate the both of them as burnt offering this emba emba period
but seriously i hate the fact that your gal knws wat to do bt shes still putting it in ur face. can you beat the guy

some men can be stupid!!..How can you go after ur guys babe
Some ladies can be stupid too,how can u chat him up when u kw what to do[Block him and warn him or remind him he is ur guys frnd]
God has a way of letting u kw many things!!..She aint royal and she will do worst!!..Better call her attention,advise her and if she does what u dont understand,just Bounce.
Cos someday u will hear their story on Sunnews paper and Sucide go hungry u.

ottohan:
disgracing the guy is not an option here...it is your mumu galfriend DAT has decided to giv d guy her number that you should do away with...
-showing you her whatsaap chat with d guy dosen't mean she likes you, who knows how many chats she must have censored/deleted before showing you,....
-she is just feeling special because there are two guys and one gal and they are hustling after her, so just work on her phsycology by making her jealous,....
-just make another lady to visit you, so that ur GF will feel jealous and her brain go reset...

She will just go and fvck the flatmate immediately. For her to give him her number shows she is interested in the guy. Showing her boyfriend their chats is just trying to feed a chicken well before slaughtering it. Women a just one kind of people and will keep giving you signs that the house is cracking (albeit subtly) before bringing it down on your head in one fell swoop. What am I saying, she is just trying to satisfy her conscience that she tried to resist the bagger while he asked her out. Her excuse when it happens: "but I told you then and you don't seem to care. I was showing you chats and all. You became distant and he was there for me" Lies!

My advise to the bro is to start looking for a fresh babe and begin to fvck the one he has wild. Do all the crazy things you imagined with a babe and never done with her. We all have that blackboard that we practiced on and wiped clean afterwards.

You are in a relationship with a coded hoe(worst type of women) but like a yorrrrubbaa boy that you are, you won't have sense once it concerns woman.

some men can be stupid!!..How can you go after ur guys babe
Some ladies can be stupid too,how can u chat him up when u kw what to do[Block him and warn him or remind him he is ur guys frnd]
God has a way of letting u kw many things!!..She aint royal and she will do worst!!..Better call her attention,advise her and if she does what u dont understand,just Bounce.
Cos someday u will hear their story on Sunnews paper and Sucide go hungry u.

hope u f.vck the gal well well

cos this one don go

only few gals especially those that ve not traveled can ignore yankee returnee.

That gal must be from the underworld

2dice01:
LMAO at the bolded diss is the worst advice so far

When you delete and block his number only makes your girl likes him more it will only take few days before some fûckery take place

You need to act like you don't care and make your bae jealous

You're smart

2dice01:
LMAO at the bolded diss is the worst advice so far

When you delete and block his number only makes your girl likes him more it will only take few days before some fûckery take place

You need to act like you don't care and make your bae jealous

I perfectly agree with this...

dharamanil:
Lemme just go straight to the point. I have a flat mate who came back from the states recently or lemme say he has been based there all his life but maybe he was deported or so cos he didn't come back feeling all ok on cheddah.

One morning I and my girlfriend was seated in the living room when I left her to go recieve a call outside real quick on getting back inside I saw him seated in the living room too but with his phone on her hands, a phone ever since I knew him he doesn't allow nobody touch. I thought he prolly was justshoiwng her one of those random whatssap videa until 2days later she told me he was trying to get her num.

Ever since he got the number he has been chatting her up and she shows me all their chats. Till recently when she camee home, he repated same thing not via chat this time, he told her he wants them to hang out over the weekend.

My problem is I really want to make a mess of this guy like 4k m up big time I know ways but I need more suggestions please. I mean in a really really disgraceful manner

Everyone's been blaming the girl.... So its a crime to give your bfs friend (flatmate) her number... The babe should just tell the guy she's notunrerested and block him right away...

start searching for another gal....

SmellingAnus:
I perfectly agree with this...

Some girls no dey use ear hear foreigner

YoungDaNaval:
You're smart

Baba na you oo

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I know which tribe your g.f is oh.