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Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Nobody: 4:57am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Mrnairalandd:Go to the riverside to have a bath of redemption. Wash impotency off your balls, and cleanse your head of misfortune. It might help in ending your frustration and sorrow. But if your bad luck remains stronger than the healing power of water, drown your miserable soul and save the planet the burden of carrying the baggage of your pathetic existence. Remember not to leave any traces of your bastard self behind. You're an abomination that no one should remember. May ill luck be your portion on your way to hell. 3 Likes |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by lilmax(m): 6:08am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Slayer2:see the kind person wey dey call me pikin |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Bizibi(m): 6:40am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Spaxon:nor be my fault,na the ear drag me try overtake my bros wey dey front.the sight of the ear soft!!!! |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Spaxon(f): 6:49am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Bizibi:WARNING: this is to inform you that my ear is not a celebrity ear like Buhari's own. Any Malicious attempt towards my ear........ I will blow the EFCC whistle |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Sunexy(m): 7:23am On Nov 16, 2017 |
lilmax:Doesn't change the fact that you are olodo..maybe you dont even understand what you wrote there.. |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Daeylar(f): 7:34am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by shaybebaby(f): 8:09am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Daeylar:Hey chick, top of the morning to you too. @bolded, I love hearing that. Here's hoping that today is even better for you. Spent my day washing floors yesterday till they are sparkling. My baby(the little one) walks in from school saw my efforts and said "oh no! Mummy tidied up". ... Before proceeding to drop crumbs and imprint grubby fingerprints on my sparkling floors. 1 Like |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by hooklover: 9:31am On Nov 16, 2017 |
dharamanil: So u mean a guy will want to disgrace another man over a lady he is not married to? Were did we train all dis types of otwege ¿?? Pussy that for public is Wat u want to eat alone and u have not paid her bride price. Guy let her enjoy her pussycat u are an ingenious folk |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Bizibi(m): 9:44am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Spaxon:it will be the worst,when I'm through describing the how attractive that ear is even the chairman will jump the line. |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Daeylar(f): 10:16am On Nov 16, 2017 |
shaybebaby: Thank you dear and you also Damn that's painful , lol, and you just felt like tying him up and keeping him somewhere. Lol. But he appreciated your efforts na LMAO |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by shaybebaby(f): 10:40am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Daeylar:Thank you hun. One of these days, I will put him up for auction on eBay. Do you live in naij or elsewhere? |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Daeylar(f): 11:01am On Nov 16, 2017 |
shaybebaby: You're welcome. But you'll be the first to cry lool, Nigeria. |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by shaybebaby(f): 11:03am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Daeylar:Naij, interesting to find you in the other section then. Especially as a female. You'll have to share your journey on that particular route. |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Spaxon(f): 11:04am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Bizibi:lol Awaju o |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Daeylar(f): 11:04am On Nov 16, 2017 |
shaybebaby: Whisper the section to me, So I can know what journey to share |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by shaybebaby(f): 11:07am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Daeylar:The one in which we were advised to never travel to some countries lest we become tainted. |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Nobody: 11:33am On Nov 16, 2017 |
It seems there are so many stuppid boys on this forum. How can a sane person blame the girl? OP, next time go to family section and ask question,most people especially boys here are not normal It's a reflection of the kind of stupid families that these people come from, so many are imbeciles OP, a man like you disrespected you by chasing your girl friend, definitely such a person can chase your wife. You need to call him out by showing him those chats. Your girl friend is loyal to you, some girls will hide and betray you so try and think of marriage because she's a good girl and should be treasured 2 Likes |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by ebosse(m): 12:17pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
pocohantas: Yep! There's absolutely nothing wrong with the lady giving out her number to ANYONE!! For crying out loud she's not married to the OP yet ! Ofcourse shes going to have numerous advances , All she has to do is be upfront about her relationship status. In this case since the dude already knows , she should have blocked him, It is that simple!!! Obviously she's interested that is y she didn't. OP should just face the fact that he doesn't have a GF, one right move from any person and she's off!! I'm really surprise at the length girls/guys wud go these days. Imagine this stup*d OP saying he 'wants to go fvk his friend up' *Much ado about nothing* No wonder, I always see topics about murder, acid burns, properties destruction e.t.c on the front-page. Shameful! Smh ! |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Mrnairalandd: 3:54pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
ZandhaZaraZ: Lmao!!! What a painful soul! Meaningless rant from a worthless and cursed pig! All i can see hovering over your cursed destiny is nothing but failures, failures and more failures. It’s obvious you have already inherited your own part of generational penury, misery, pains and agony. I have decided to let you enjoy your miserable and doomed future accompanied with irrevocable curses. You have chosen the same path of future filled with tears just like your cursed forefathers and nothing ll bail you out of this. And i think i must not fail to let you know that the money for your burial is already here to be given to your worthless parents. Continue to wallow in your sheer stupidity while death is preparing your space in hell. I can’t wait to see Nigeria being saved from your pathetic existence on earth. Pig. 1 Like |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Tozara(m): 7:08pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
Mrnairalandd:*Puff*. Sh*t. That's me smoking on the grave of misery where your destiny was buried. Amma snigger on your tomb stone soon. I shall inscribe "MISERABLE RODENT" on your epitaph with your mother's menstrual blood, after you have been beheaded by penury, stupidity, retardation, bitterness, sexism and misogyny, and she looks on sorrowfully on her wheel chair, wearing a grimace perfect for Halloween, as your uncles bury your decapitated remains. 1 Like |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Mrnairalandd: 11:25pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
Tozara: Death and agony unto you and your worthless parents. I am dancing to your painful death already Nairaland celebrates your death in advance We are celebrating your looming death in spiritual realm It’s a countdown to your family sorrow and i ll be watching with smile all over my face. I ll tap your useless hoe called mother in her sorrow and pain and tell her to die too. Go and die |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Nobody: 2:44am On Nov 17, 2017 |
DIKEnaWAR: I am disappointed with your line of thought and indeed much of the male comments here. As much as I dont advocate taking nonsense from any lady and sometimes ladies mess up, it is still sad that Nigeria has a very deep sexist culture. A friend hits on your lady, do u know how many guys hit on your lady daily? she even told you sef. The smart thing to do is to warn the "friend" to back off, kick him out maybe (depends on your level of seriousness with the girl) and watch the girl closely....if she behaves unseemingly...kick her out too... You would have dodged a bullet. But just concluding she is a hoe is soooooo wrong. By the way the OP has terrible friends.....such persons as the deportee should never be firends.....only acquintances at best depending on their degree of usefulness and loyalty. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by Tozara(m): 5:10am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Mrnairalandd:That's the spirit. I got you uttering wild cries like a creature in pain, palpitating with rage and wounded sensibility, mumbling jargon, like a failed rapper with no punchlines, after I spelled out the preternatural doom that awaits your life of fathomless blackness. May that curse of unutterable sadness forever remain busy in your heart. Your ignominious ghost won't hover after your misery seals your fate with the gift of death. You shall remain trapped in the material world looking for spiritual crumbs to eat. The demons of the underworld shall feast on the substance left of your wandering soul: you died empty, and shall be made empty even in death. Your incorporeal body shall be opprobriously adorned and decorated with all the imprecations ever recorded in the cosmos. At the end, you shall be dragged to hell on your chest, in lava manacles and on stinging spikes. Your corpse shall be buried on your father's abandoned farm without the dignity of a coffin. And women of all ages, class, shape, and beauty, shall excrete and defecate on your grave, to celebrate the eternal misfortune your misogyny has brought upon you. |
Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by DIKEnaWAR: 8:33am On Nov 17, 2017 |
myking95: Did you read the part he said the lady has the guy's phone in her hands (this is someone that does not allow another person touch his phone). Did you read that she gave him her number? Did you read that the guy sends her WhatsApp messages? What was she doing with his phone in her hand? Probably asked for it, cos the dude won't pry her hands open and force it on her. She could have declined giving him her number. She did. She could have blocked him on WhatsApp. She didn't! To school you bro, before the dude got so bold as to be making passes at her without caring what the boyfriend might think, she is already flirting with him. He has been seeing some green light from her and feels she is all his for the taking. I encourage the OP to disassociate himself from the said friend cos what it means is that the friend sees him as unworthy and undeserving of what he has. It will not only end in girl friends, it might extend to business, life and politics. As per dealing with him, I don't know how or when. Finally, pull yourself out of your reverie. The world is still what it is and not as it ought to be. Face reality dude. |
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