type something about the types of Chinese cuisine you know now Shervy, lol @ recipes scatter your medulla oblonganta, na so you like food reach?

Reach barbing saloon to cut my hair this morning, him no dey na him apprentice dey shop. I really needed to cut my hair this morning, the apprentice seemed very confident of his skills and assured me he would cut my hair real nice so I let him.


Nigga spent close to an hour struggling with the friction, now my head is carrying different shapes from different angles. If you see my head from the left side, it looks like a triangle, from the right, it looks like a cone. The worst is from the centre, it looks like.....

It looks like a calabash covered down , let's see picture na.

Happy Sunday people

Vivie01, I'm doing good, just been so occupied. Thanks for the mention. Hope you are well too and hope you're taking care of presido

MrWondah, i miss you small. Uyiii, I'm just looking at you from a corner.

Gucciqueen38, I read your diary too

tootwo corners nkor, always one corner

sup bro hozier, I guess that's how your hair and head looks like now as evident in your profile foto or is that you holding the stick

Holding the stick to climb, did he belong to the Ape family?

Lorbar, good to read from you. I'm good and Presido is getting much better, only that he's refused to communicate to me about his health condition, guess it has to do with MrWondah saying I should collect form to join his long list of babes concubines ........ He should at least know that I cant do that

that her, Lol, sounds like data.

Uyiii:
.

Data buying is a dilemma these days.

Glo is cheap but trashy, Mtn is fast but expensive while Airtel is good but they suck it faster than a hungry baby. Etisalat is as confused as their name while smile is not even smiling. As for Spectranet, fisherman wey own the company still Dey find fish.

Fish wey I chop for office on Friday na one-in-town. Big barbecued catfish spiced with hot pepper and fried potatoes, within two minutes of eating I was already sweating head to toe like goat wey dem swear for.

Chop catfish, chop small chops, chop Suya, chop groundnut, drink origin zero, drink coke, drink anything drinkable. Woke up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain in my stomach, barely made it to the loo before offloading what seemed like two tanks of human waste into the WC.

One day one day na this longthroat go still kill me.

me on the floor right now, I nor even know which of the jokes I dey laff for
nice collabo hozier and bells, more of this abeg

Abeg, this Hozier no go kee person with laugh

Laugh wey I laugh for Jan 1st last year wey make me chop mopol slap comot, abeg I no fit forget that day. And my mind be dey tell me that morning say make I no comot o, but long throat no gree me hear word. I hear say one Alhaji across the street kill 3 cows for new year celebration, say meat boku well well free for any body to chop, jollof rice yapa die like river Niger.

As I dey bounce dey go for road, {already imagining in my mind how many meats I would devour over there and how many I would slip into my pocket to drink garri later in the evening}, na im I see one guyman fall for ground as him dey try escape banger wey dem throw for him front. Who throw the banger me sef no know but the wey him take fall funny me sotey I begin dey laugh open teeth like goat wey dey on top fire.

Next thing wey I see na "tawaaaii! tawaaaii!!" for my face, Slaps just dey land my face left right and center, I begin dey see everything only in black and white. Omo see beating. I no know say na mopol the guy be, I for no laugh the kind laugh wey I laugh that day.

For 3 weeks straight, na nose I use take dey hear word, my two ears block completely.

completely end us with laff naa

na wetin man eyes no go see?

vivie01:
Holding the stick to climb, did he belong to the Ape family?

Lorbar, good to read from you. I'm good and Presido is getting much better, only that he's refused to communicate to me about his health status, guess it has to to with MrWondah saying I should collect form to join his long list of babes concubines ........ He should at least know that I cant do that

That is exactly what you should do na . Don't mind MrWondah, he's not satisfied with the only lorlor he has please give presido my regards when you meet in the oza room

Alexanderbells2 I owe you an apology, sorry I lashed at you the other day.

Btw hozier, from your longer throat joke, you sound like someone I know

Lorbar:
That is exactly what you should do na . Don't mind MrWondah, he's not satisfied with the only lorlor he has please give presido my regards when you meet in the oza room

Alexanderbells2 I owe you an apology, sorry I lashed at you the other day.

Btw hozier, from your longer throat joke, you sound like someone I know

Yeah, everyone knows me. I'm the same musician who sang the very popular "Take me to church" song.

I hope you won't be asking for my autograph too?

Hozier:
Yeah, everyone knows me. I'm the same musician who sang the very popular "Take me to church" song.

I hope you won't be asking for my autograph too?

You may be hozier on here but you are someone else behind the moniker. Your writing style is just similar to that of someone I know.

Lorbar:
You may be hozier on here but you are someone else behind the moniker. Your writing style is just similar to that of someone I know.

If that's you on your dp, I'm sorry you must have me missed up for someone else.

Hozier:
If that's you on your dp, I'm sorry you must have me missed up for someone else.

I didn't say I know you, i used the word similar. And yes, you just confirmed that I know you lastmumu

Lorbar:
I didn't say I know you, i used the word similar. And yes, you just confirmed that I know you lastmumu

Can this get any weirder?

Weirder than you thought

thought of saying hozier must be a comedian but it seems he's a musician, this your signature though

although I thought it's 'use the last word to form the next sentence'.
what's with the romantic mentioning upandan, oh you both should get a room please.

Please though I'm not begging you o, where is my gucciqueen38? Lorbar tomorrow is Christmas can you postpone it till Tuesday ?

Tuesday is Lorbar's turn?

Thanks Lorbar for asking after Presido, Will deliver your best wishes to him thru text 'cos he has refused to come to za oza room, don't know why

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don't point to their private part when asking for the toilet?

And

Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every 2 hours?

hours to christmas, few hrs.
Lol, toilet is not synonymous to pp alone, numerous reasons to use the toilet like throwing up (vomit) or even saliva that you won't want to ordinarily spit outside, maybe because of Tb, for the girls, they make up in toilets and you know the norm now, take 99photos from all angles and keep just 2 when done.

For a baby, like the babys' head is free from worries, life troubles. yah babies wake up in the night crying for food but after that, they sleep seamlessly compared to a man romanced with life challenges.

I hope you comprehend

Uyiii why you dey book space? Na Xmas o no allow this habit follow you enter new year o. By d way make we play one game. Following the rules tell us things you dont want to continue doing in 2018.

Make I list my own...
Por.n
Drinking
Probably fall in love of I fit. No no falling in love, I Stoll get plenty books to read

Uyiii:
although I thought it's 'use the last word to form the next sentence'.
what's with the romantic mentioning upandan, oh you both should get a room please.

please where is the romantic mentioning . Let's talk on the other side.

MrWondah why do you want to postpone christmas

Christmas don set for me, but...
My chicken be forming sickness since yesterday, yeye tin! Anyway, e dey inside room since receiving drips and drinking lucozade, e must well before tomorrow! Naija chicken ehn!

Ehn, I no understand how I wan take start sentence o. Merry Christmas everyone. Weda you dey celebrate or not. Lorbar I been want make u postpone Christmas because of lack of preparation on my side, now e don worse.

Imagine say I go deliver lectures/seminar yesterday evening. 4 hours lectures at one of the RCCG teens camp on web hosting. After I finish around 10, which was not my initial plan one of the organizers who invited me asked me to wait say him go carry me go. Them never pay me so I gat wait. One of the teens come beg me for my charger, na so the guy misplace my charger.
I no dey give out my charger o, na bcs of one mumu fine girl wey dey confuse me with questions and boobs. To form good Samaritan I give am .

As I no fit go yesterday this morning na so the guy bring bad report say him no see my charger. Say make I look well I got see am with someone. I wan slap craze comot for the guy head but I realize say na Church environment I dey. With all the annoyance since the guy broke the news, plus the fact that I never receive my money plus say I no go yesterday night plus say I no collect the girl number, the vex never finish for mind o. My phone off since yesterday night. I just manage on am. My people I dey since o, dem don spoil my Christmas

Christmas is here again!!! A good and beautiful morning to all! Let us remember that the message Xmas brings is that of love, a giving heart, an open mind that thinks of others, that appreciates the unending love of God towards mankind and a heart that thinks of how to make where we live a better place and impact positively on the people around us.

MrWondah, see as you are angry with yourself, please remember to include 'no running after girls' in your new year resolution

LOL @ Geofavor chicken forming sickness, receiving drips and drinking lucozade. The chicken no wan die

Have a fun filled day my people! Merry Christmas!!!