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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:58am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Christmas these days brings me nothing but bad memories. Bad memories of valuable things I have lost and strong wishes never materialize. I lost my gorgeous girlfriend, the love of my life, 3 years ago on Christmas day to one damn ass yahoo boy who just arrived from Malaysia. I've had a natural disdain for anything Malaysia since that day. Last Christmas I lost my valuable iPhone to some deft pickpockets while jumping bus at Abule Egba. IPhone that I bought on hire purchase! Today is Christmas, I have no hope of what to eat, what to do, where to go or whom to see. I'm just some lonely modafucker living in a lonely world, constantly reminded with the sharp sting of hunger and poverty how poor, lonely, dejected I'm. Anyone mind inviting a lonely hungry fella for Christmas day jollof and chicken? |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 8:17am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Jollof and chicken is a common food for Xmas. Bia, can chicken commit suicide? You no go kee person with laugh Hozier, dont tell me you are still nursing three years wound! Of course you you dont have to tag those losses to Xmas day, its just a coincidence! LOL @ hungry fella, that's not true jor! Oga, abeg go and buy Xmas chicken |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 9:07am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Chicken wey I buy last week wey hunger kill for my house, or maybe na suicide the chicken commit sef, me no sabi. No one told me I had to incur further cost in feeding the chicken after the initial purchase cost incurred buying the chicken from the market - a whooping N3,500.00! If I pay that much for a chicken, the seller should have over fed it with food that will sustain it till Christmas, these chicken sellers are nothing but big time frauds. Oh I just remembered, I still have some groundnut at home, I think some garri too. Maybe this Christmas won't be as terrible as I once feared. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:10am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Xmas chicken, though like the normal chicken tastes differently on Christmas day This is my first Christmas away from home, I doubt if chicken will taste differently in my mouth Merry Christmas to everyone from Uyi and I, and I'm also inviting everyone to a special Christmas party this evening at Uyi's house |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by elantraceey(f): 9:17am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Uyi's house seems to be the happening place, please hope I'm invited? Merry Christmas everyone, may the joy, peace and love that came with Christ's birth never cease in our lives. Mrwondah you're now more scarce than petrol or is it just me? |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 9:44am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Is it just me that's thinking Uyiii has snatched MrWondah's lorlor Lorbar! Wondah, you see the more reasons you have to take your new year resolution serious because if girls are plenty, guys will be snatching them away from you one by one like this one we witnessed now |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 11:02am On Dec 25, 2017 |
now-adays thought though #endtimethought Vee I really hope you make thinking well as your new yr resolution that aside, your message for the whole essence of Christmas was on point, glad you thought that right, hope you reciprocate this in the other facets of your life. Merry Christmas y'all. 2 Likes |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 11:27am On Dec 25, 2017 |
You all should hold the greetings and send my chicken biko, Shey na greeting i go eat? |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Geofavor(m): 4:41pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
I go eat this chicken for new year, whether e well or e no well. You won't believe that the chicken, after drinking lucozade, is still forming sick. it's been asleep snoring since yesterday night. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MrWondah(m): 6:44pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Night is here again and I've been indoors all through no visitors as I locked myself from outside. People don knock taya as I still dey vex about wetin happen this morning. My sweet elantraceey, I miss you too, I know you are just shy to say it. I've been scarce like fuel, its been hustling o. In fact for like 2 months I never go club go carry woman. Book and money matter wan choke me. Anyway I been sayake i control the amount time I spend on nland since you abandoned me |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 8:53pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Me self wan start to dey control the time spent on Nairaland now, no be only you MrWondah. Where is everybody today? |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Sherifastro(m): 9:07pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
vivie01: Wetin do your time on NL |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:48pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
vivie01:Today is Christmas na. Everybody is either in the other room, at the club, or drinking |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 10:28pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Sherifastro:**Off topic** I'm spending more time online these days, dont want it to affect my work |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Drinking minerals, wines or alcoholic drinks? |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Sherifastro(m): 10:40pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
vivie01: Lols, abeg o.. Work is better than online. So embrace your job wella. 1 Like |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 10:44pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Sherifastro:Yeah! Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 10:50pm On Dec 25, 2017 |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 1:51pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Today is good, yesterday was just there, Lorbar thanks, I stayed indoor throughout as nobody invited me for Xmas jollification, Shervydman that used to pity me and pass plate of jollof to me self did not turn up here yesterday |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 1:55pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Yesterday was Christmas n today's boxing day......looking for who to punch. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 1:59pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Punch and die! Na the kind punch wey I wan dey start to dey throw from next year be that. You talk rubbish about me, I punch you, you die. No time to waste time. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 2:01pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Waste no time to reciprocate the mention with plate of rice as you come online today , Shervy, too much enjoyment yesterday shey? Hope you had fun. .....Hozier, that your new year resolution get as e be o , na to say make person dey fear to near your side remain. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 2:18pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Remain-ing days in this year shall be for good n not evil. V.V, I just dey jare, enjoyment lorishirishi. I promised not to do internet subscription on my phone cos of NL addiction, here I am today with a new subscription. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 2:29pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
New subscription? I cant stop laughing. Shervy, it could be very boring I tell you, here is like an alternative to boredom, forget about being at work, with friends, watching TV or even with your companion, there are some fun you'll catch online, there are times you just want to be alone and not idle at same time, you want to browse and catch up with some news items, jokes, argument, etc then......... think its worth it at times, my opinion |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 3:58pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
My opinion is the same as yours. The banters and funny comments is enough to make here a fun place. 2017 is almost ending and it's still owing me money, I can strongly feel it in my spirit 1 Like |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by orgzeyn(m): 4:19pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Spirit s abiding in the village are opposing network provider from erecting network mass, all i want say is that network is soo badz here that i have to climb the tree to view this thread, anyway happy belated chrismax first to my one and only firstlady vivie01 but i call her ''lorhlorh'' (she is the data in my modem, 100% charge on my system, and so on and so forth) wish you all the best this season, and also to all active members on this thread, mrwondeh, freddyjimoh, lorber, shevdman, uyiii, elantraceey, Geofavor, gucciqueen38,Hozier, sherifastro, et....al , you all invited to our village meeting tonight 16:00CAT @ abule olopemeji 2 Likes |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 8:31pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Abule Olopomeji in which town? Orgzeyn you did not invite us for Christmas celebration, its village meeting you are inviting us to? , Okay o, ese, e ma seyonu, me, I'm not coming. ......Thanks for the mention anyway |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Slycks(m): 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Anyway, I red this from page 1 to 140 randomly and its fun |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lorbar(f): 9:04pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
It's fun being on this thread, a warm welcome from me to you. Orgzeyn, I hope you are feeling much better |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 9:13pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
better late than never, Slycks, good to know you flip over the pages and enjoyed the comments. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
The comments on this platform are sometimes funny. |
Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 10:05pm On Dec 26, 2017 |
Funny country, that's what 9ja is. 9ja is a joke. |
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