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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 12:03pm On Feb 26, 2018
Ibime:


I'm OK Sir, I have long coded that it is Chelseas destiny to finish 1st, 10th, 1st, 5th etc. At least every 2 years I will celebrate unlike those whose abode remains permanently in 6th.
Those who know, know grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 12:04pm On Feb 26, 2018
larride:


I heard that you were admitted into Oko Oloyun specialist hospital yesterday night around 6pm, I heard that you were diagnosed with high bp and they had to give you sedative, you were heard whispering Conte and Misrata even while you are asleep.

Are you sure you re okay sir? We are here to help you bro, don't hide your pains from us. We are all brethren in His vineyard.

You need to try harder chief.....enjoy your trolling
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Geestunnar(m): 12:04pm On Feb 26, 2018
Skimpledawg:
You no go behave yourself abi

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by joeace2020(m): 12:05pm On Feb 26, 2018
0gbeniLeyqute:
Morata falling back into his habitat

[img]https://media1./images/d1046693f1402765441adfc4fccabea9/tenor.gif?itemid=8745649[/img]

Hahaha... i don die for laff.. Ogbeni Leyqute so this is how Morufat keeps fallen into the sunken place?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 12:05pm On Feb 26, 2018
Lana1:
Skimpledawg why are u angry na?? grin

Which one is...
"Say something new"
"Same old shît"

Shey when ur people were recycling youtube videos on our thread for no reason, why didn't u tell them to try something new??

Behave ur sef o...
angry

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 12:07pm On Feb 26, 2018
joeace2020:


Hahaha... i don die for laff.. Ogbeni Leyqute so this is how Morufat keeps fallen into the sunken place?
Fallen angel or which one? undecided

See your life for outside now?

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by larride(m): 12:10pm On Feb 26, 2018
Ibime:


I'm OK Sir, I have long coded that it is Chelseas destiny to finish 1st, 10th, 1st, 5th etc. At least every 2 years I will celebrate unlike those whose abode remains permanently in 6th.

hmm sorry Uncle Ibime, I'm not very good with Maths but since you are an accountant, you can help me here.

Chelsea was formed in 1905, that means Chelsea is 112+ old.

So 112/2 = 56

Now the problem is that I can only find 6 league titles sir, it seems my calculator is faulty or something is wrong, what happened to the remaining 50 league titles sir? Or is it connected with the 50 years without a league title period? Explanation is needed sir.

Thanks so much in anticipation.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 12:12pm On Feb 26, 2018
larride:


hmm sorry Uncle Ibime, I'm not very good with Maths but since you are an accountant, you can help me here.

Chelsea was formed in 1905, that means Chelsea is 112+ old.

So 112/2 = 56

Now the problem is that I can only find 6 league titles sir, it seems my calculator is faulty or something is wrong, what happened to the remaining 50 league titles sir? Or is it connected with the 50 years without a league title period? Explanation is needed sir.

Thanks so much in anticipation.

Since you are 112 years old, you can go and celebrate victory from 100 years ago.

As for me and my house, we will continue to celebrate every 2 years.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Geestunnar(m): 12:14pm On Feb 26, 2018
Skimpledawg:
Fallen angel or which one? undecided
See your life for outside now?
U no serious, Lol. U sha got what he meant to say
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by larride(m): 12:14pm On Feb 26, 2018
Cruxifizio:


You need to try harder chief.....enjoy your trolling

No need to be angry sir, I only asked you what I heard, all you need to do is tell us whether you re in pains or not so we can know what to prescribe for you.

Relax my man.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sod09(m): 12:15pm On Feb 26, 2018
Nihilist:


F365

Good God.

The Sheer Savagery
he's right.....the annoying thing is that everyone knows wengay is the problem but the old fools is still stubborn to admit,how can just one unfortunate soul decide to ruin all he built in the past

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by larride(m): 12:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
Ibime:


Since you are 112 years old, you can go and celebrate victory from 100 years ago.

As for me and my house, we will continue to celebrate every 2 years.

Oshe DJ Turner, all I need is an explanation on what happened to the remaining 50 league titles sir or is your calculator not working again my good uncle?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 0gbeniLeyqute: 12:17pm On Feb 26, 2018
joeace2020:


Hahaha... i don die for laff.. Ogbeni Leyqute so this is how Morufat keeps fallen into the sunken place?

Yup. Like Lucifer the damned angel..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 12:20pm On Feb 26, 2018
Geestunnar:

U no serious, Lol. U sha got what he meant to say
I just need him to be specific.

Which fallen angel? Angel Lucifer? undecided

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 0gbeniLeyqute: 12:21pm On Feb 26, 2018
larride:


hmm sorry Uncle Ibime, I'm not very good with Maths but since you are an accountant, you can help me here.

Chelsea was formed in 1905, that means Chelsea is 112+ old.

So 112/2 = 56

Now the problem is that I can only find 6 league titles sir, it seems my calculator is faulty or something is wrong, what happened to the remaining 50 league titles sir? Or is it connected with the 50 years without a league title period? Explanation is needed sir.

Thanks so much in anticipation.

The defeat knocked Ibime so hard he started seeing Arithmetic Progression everywhere. cheesy grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 12:25pm On Feb 26, 2018
larride:


No need to be angry sir, I only asked you what I heard, all you need to do is tell us whether you re in pains or not so we can know what to prescribe for you.

Relax my man.

I am in pains yet was the first person or maybe the only person to congratulate you scumwats on your thread after the match...... cheesy cheesy No need to sweat it chief....I know you are here to troll and I am Kool with it....so continue your trolling nothing do you.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 0gbeniLeyqute: 12:26pm On Feb 26, 2018
Ibime:


Since you are 112 years old, you can go and celebrate victory from 100 years ago.

As for me and my house, we will continue to celebrate every 2 years.

If you don't win the EPL next season will you deliver a Marvel x Clarks Black Panther Sneaker?

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 12:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
larride:


Oshe DJ Turner, all I need is an explanation on what happened to the remaining 50 league titles sir or is your calculator not working again my good uncle?

Ride on Larride.
Ibime should count his teeth. He will use right side of his mouth to tell the younger Chelsea fans that he has been a Chelsea fan for 20yrs and he will use left side of his mouth to say he has enjoyed EPL title every 2yrs. Is 20 divided by 2 now 6?

We that have actually enjoyed an average of 1 EPL title every 2 years are still humble but Ibime still dey do yanga. I will call Barca for you now.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:02pm On Feb 26, 2018
No joy at all. If these people catch lordfalcao, defending morata ehn. cheesy









Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Melvyn11: 1:18pm On Feb 26, 2018
airmark:
No joy at all. If these people catch lordfalcao, defending morata ehn. cheesy










The way morata was fallen down easily was so annoying . But he scored if not for the linesman being blind that game would have been a draw.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thecassanova: 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2018
See them scummies. Celebrating beating Chelsea like they won EPL. Over 10 pages when I was thinking post-match analysis.

"BEAT Chelsea FC" Useless club.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:22pm On Feb 26, 2018
airmark:
No joy at all. If these people catch lordfalcao, defending morata ehn. cheesy












Tooh....see vexing!! cheesy cheesy

Anyways...I am still hoping this won't be another fernadud situation...e go bad gaan!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2018
Omo... how can any human wish someone's wife a miscarriage cuz of soccer? shocked shocked not funny ojare....see emotions everywhere lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:27pm On Feb 26, 2018
Melvyn11:

The way morata was fallen down easily was so annoying . But he scored if not for the linesman being blind that game would have been a draw.

That was a goal. It wasn't easy to decide without playback.

However, he killed many of our attacks, getting bullied by mumus like smalling and leanandlove. So embarrassing.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2018
Cruxifizio:
Omo... how can any human wish someone's wife a miscarriage cuz of soccer? shocked shocked not funny ojare....see emotions everywhere lipsrsealed undecided

So unfortunate how some fans take football. Someone like that will matchete lordfalcao.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2018
left to me, im thinking maybe we should try alonso up front..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Cruxifizio: 1:31pm On Feb 26, 2018
Nihilist:
left to me, im thinking maybe we should try alonso up front..

Lol... cheesy cheesy cheesy anyone burr morata....


Meanwhile conte needs to stop playing hazard as a 9...that shyte ain't working.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 1:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
Breaking news: Cruxificio had a therapeutic session this morning

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:34pm On Feb 26, 2018
Nihilist:
left to me, im thinking maybe we should try alonso up front..

As funny as it may sound, i am looking at rudiger. His kponkpon style would be needed upfront. He said he started as a striker.

Giroud was just moving his legs yesterday as if he has elephantiasis. Bad.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Thecassanova: 1:36pm On Feb 26, 2018
Moses looks tired, he killed almost 5 counters yesterday.

He's not good in crossing, at least 1 of those moment should have end in a goal.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2018
Cruxifizio:


Lol... cheesy cheesy cheesy anyone burr morata....


Meanwhile conte needs to stop playing hazard as a 9...that shyte ain't working.

I will like to know if ibime is still ok with morata. I am ok with fabregas though. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 1:47pm On Feb 26, 2018
Knock knock

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