I've never seen Arsenal win a major trophy 🏆

I have: 1. Never asked a gurl out! 2. Never kissed a gurl 3. Never had sex 4. Never and won't masturbate ever!! 5. Never smoked weed,cigarette etc 6. Never swam 7. Never fired a gun although i have held one 8. Never gotten drunk,though i drink 9. Never been to a cinema 10. Never been in prison 11. Never scored a double hattrick yet *in real life*!! 12. Never driven a car

androidroot:
I've never seen Arsenal win a major trophy 🏆

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androidroot:
I've never seen Arsenal win a major trophy 🏆

Liar, what of the Fa cups, pls stop telling lies.

The rain

Mynd44:
Never taken weed, recreational codiene, smoked cigarettes, math, cocain, heroine etc.

Never owned a billion Naira

Because these are 'ordinary' things to do

I have never rode a bike, or Rollerblades, or a drove a car

I'm primitive, I only know how to walk

Preshy561:
and now you are virgin.

Yes Honey!

Just Like The Mother Of Christ

Preshy561:


not that i have phobia for water,but I just don't find it comforting taking my two legs there.

Yes Because Once Your Feet Touches The Water, you Become Half Fish, half Human...

Never been to police cell, never been in a swimming pool

Dpussyhunter:
Never had sex on the beach


never had sex in the kitchen


never had sex in a car


never killed an animal (excluding insects)


nfver and still dont smoke nor drink


never played with my dick (except maybe my balls....................)

You are something else bro

EzeDictator:



Yes Because Once Your Feet Touches The Water, you Become Half Fish, half Human...

hahahah

I have never swam.

I have never been to any of my graduation party since primary school

I have never fully loved a lady before, besides my relatives

I have never sang in front of an audience, even though I like to be believe that I have a decent voice

never put on lashes, nails,wig or trousers..

never been to shoprite

never bought a phone for myself

never had a birthday cake,talkless of party..lolss

never used a lip gloss

greiboy:
You are something else bro

sup fam............g'noon


arsenal = pathetic

Dpussyhunter:


sup fam............g'noon


arsenal = pathetic

Don't mind arsenal
They were extra terrible yesterday
How is the hustle bro?

XhosaNostra:
I've never been on a leisure trip eg. a proper, relaxing vacation somewhere peaceful with cocktail in hand. But I hope it happens this year

I've never travelled by air. I doubt it'd be a pleasant experience when it happens since I'm scared of heights & prone to suffer from motion sickness even when travelling by car.

I've never owned anything "stylish", partly because I'm not a trend follower (It's kinda embarrassing to own something everyone else is using imo, that way you're not a special snowflake ). An IPhone sat for months in my house unused, because I didn't like its layout or "mechanism". Way too complex & fancy for my modest taste

I've never had fake eyelashes or fake nails. Honestly, I'd peel them out within a day. I don't like things sticking on me. I have the same reaction about nail polish & heavy makeup. I like to go au naturale or at least something that feels close to it.

There're other things I feel I do less than the average person, like drinking water, swallowing pills or riding the elevator Water & pills make me nauseous for some reason.

Blessed is the man in your life

Never stopped visiting Nairaland since I discovered it, (except for battery down, phone spoilt or no sub ) somebody help me

Ordinary I have never done include but not limited to ;
1. I have never been in a friendzone. (If you want to put me in one, I'll pull myself out)

2. I have never used a swimming pool.

3. I have never flown in an aircraft.

4. I have never broken anyone's heart.

5. I have never own an iPhone.

6. I have never been arrested.

7. I have never been a fan of anyone or anything.

8. I have never felt bad for any actions I take.

9. I have never been cheated twice.

10.I have never hated anyone for excelling even at my own detriment. I don't brood over what I can't change.

I was 1 year old when I celebrated my 1st and last birthday.

I have never killed a chicken before

Never been to the cinema Never entered a plane Never drank alcohol or smoked Never been to a club Never been to dominos Never been to silverbird galleria Never rode on a horse Never swam in a pool Never watched GOT Never bought chicken and chips, Shawarma with my money.

Jayceon:
Blessed is the man in your life

Looool. Not really. Perhaps I don't need an eye shadow, because I already have a dark side & a scowl
I've just never been a girly girl or a fashionista/trendy person (I can't even make myself use popular slangs like "shook", "lit" etc. Ewwww) . Growing up I was the cut & s-curl type of girl I look better with short hair anyway.

Never watched prison break except season 7(the latest) Never been admitted in the hospital (never ever) Never ate oats, custard Never rode a bicycle ( can't even ride it)

aaronson:
I also have never been to any shoprite in the country.

Never been to the cinema.

Never attended any wedding and burial.

Never gotten admitted in the hospital

Never fainted.

Never flown on a plane.

Never used an elevator and escalator.

Never ridden on a horse and boat.

Never ever had my picture on WhatsApp and until lately I deactivated my fb I only had one pic as dp for many years.

Never been to a hotel.


Funny but true, I have never seen any celebrity or super star in reality, Be it A -list down to C- list. Never seen any of them. oh only 2 face when he came to Uniben for a show other than that no one.

So what exactly have you done?

LivingFree:
I have never rode a bike, or Rollerblades, or a drove a car

I'm primitive, I only know how to walk

It's a gift, don't fret about it. When you walk and cover a certain distance covered by cars you will be given a driver's license walking license

never gotten drunk before, never been to a night club before, never slept outside of home before not even at my girlfriends place

I cannot even think of something i have never done...

Ok...here goes

I have never smoked

I have never ridden a motorcycle

I guess that's it

ImaIma1:


So what exactly have you done?

still plenty more I haven't done or experienced. However, I'm well verse in even things I haven't done or experiences I haven't gained through the help of YouTube and learning from other people.

This is what have done lol.

Never ridden a bike.

GreyBlood:
It's a gift, don't fret about it. When you walk and cover a certain distance covered by cars you will be given a driver's license walking license

You got Jokes

aaronson:
still plenty more I haven't done or experienced. However, I'm well verse in even things I haven't done or experiences I haven't gained through the help of YouTube and learning from other people.

This is what have done lol.

Nice. Try to explore more