yeyerolling:
The dead man told u this Almost burnt my mums house in 2012 while sexchatting with a NL gal. The gal no later gimme kitty. Na my neigbour break door enta as sex chat don carry my mind comot stew wey i dey warm

eeyy...sure gee..since u don sexchat u nor nid the kitty again NAaa..u don imaginary straff her..

Lexusgs430:
Install smoke and carbon monoxide alarms.......... Simples.....

Each room in my build got a smoke detector, the hallway got a carbon monoxide detector. Also one of my burglary is openable.

I am giving away smoke detectors to my immediate neighbors too. It’s cheap insurance for me

kai..Just like me..I can forget i was cooking whenever i cook most times.


My his gentle soul RIP

That is why as an architect, while designing a building, always add an emergency exist in the building that wil be hidden from visitors

AroOkigbo:
VP= Village people
Once they have determined your fate and destiny, there's nothing you can do about it

May his soul find favour before his creator- RIP

lmao

If u re tired, just rest instead of cooking late. RIP to the dead.

Claudegon:

how much do u buy $100 usa itunes card and $100 amazons card?

hehehehehe

Ellabae:
If u re tired, just rest instead of cooking late. RIP to the dead.

Hungry no go let you rest o..
The funny thing is, that when the sleep becomes sweet..(when cooking)

EgunMogaji:


Each room in my build got a smoke detector, the hallway got a carbon monoxide detector. Also one of my burglary is openable.

I am giving away smoke detectors to my immediate neighbors too. It’s cheap insurance for me

Beta pickin..... Protect their house, to protect yours.... Smart move....

Juell:

The sound of the alarm can even wake a dead man.

Bros some men can sleep worse than a corpse oo, even a siren won't disturb them ..

1miccza:


Bros all those ones dey wake person from sleep??

By the time the ear piercing alarm starts blaring continuously, even the dead go wake.......

Lexusgs430:


By the time the ear piercing alarm starts blaring continuously, even the dead go wake.......

D man fit dey snore now, those snoring wey dey push 911??

Juell:

Nigerians will not, except it becomes a law to install smoke detectors in all apartments.

Wait for a law to be enacted, for a life saving item? Pesin wey die, no dey know......

Several times i have slept off while cooking only to wake up to meet the entire apartment filled with smoke and the pot itself charred beyond recovery...

Indeed it is only the Lord God that truly watches the house!

1miccza:


D man fit dey snore now, those snoring wey dey push 911??

This one wey hin house burn so, no get smoke alarm.....

SmartyPants:
Several times i have slept off while cooking only to wake up to meet the entire apartment filled with smoke and the pot itself charred beyond recovery...

Indeed it is only the Lord God that truly watches the house!

Just buy a smoke alarm.... Nairaland never wan miss you ....

Lexusgs430:


This one wey hin house burn so, no get smoke alarm.....

For GRA?? If you know GRA you go know say e must get, na all those kain dead body sleep dey cause this type..

1miccza:


For GRA?? If you know GRA you go know say e must get, na all those kain dead body sleep dey cause this type..

You sabi Atlantic Hotel for GRA?

Lexusgs430:


You sabi Atlantic Hotel for GRA?

Yes now all those area na our route now..

1miccza:


Yes now all those area na our route now..

That's my second home.... So I sabi GRA wella.... Not all those homes have alarms.....

Lexusgs430:


That's my second home.... So I sabi GRA wella.... Not all those homes have alarms.....

Well either ways may his soul R.I.P

Juell:

Nigerians will not, except it becomes a law to install smoke detectors in all apartments.

Improve the standard of living and see Nigerians put security in place. Is it a family that finds it difficult to afford three square meals that will buy a fire alarm?

EgunMogaji:


Each room in my build got a smoke detector, the hallway got a carbon monoxide detector. Also one of my burglary is openable.

I am giving away smoke detectors to my immediate neighbors too. It’s cheap insurance for me

Also remember to ensure say then no comot the battery..... Afterall, what use is a detector without battery?

God knows the best,May his soul rest in peace.

Divay22:

Hungry no go let you rest o..
The funny thing is, that when the sleep becomes sweet..(when cooking)

Lol true but one can jst order for something

60 year old cooking? Wtf! Doesn't he have a family?

Lexusgs430:


Also remember to ensure say then no comot the battery..... Afterall, what use is a detector without battery?

These are sealed with 10 year life. No battery to replace