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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by RichardRexs(m): 2:59pm On Sep 28, 2019
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.
respect!
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by patorial(m): 3:21pm On Sep 28, 2019
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No nah, what I'm trying to say is that HIV 1 can incubate immediately while HIV 2 takes atleast 3 months to incubate in your body, but for your to notice the signs/symptoms of HIV, it will take at least 5 years depending on your immune capacity.


But just go to lab tests and free your mind,
Most public hospital do the lab test for free of charge
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by amiibaby(f): 3:35pm On Sep 28, 2019
Am a strong Christian
moscobabs:

Are u a Christian or Muslim? I'm confuse ni o
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by fattprince(m): 3:36pm On Sep 28, 2019
felai:
Can’t remember . You don’t have to lie to make your story appeal to other o
This one weak me shocked





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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by damtan(m): 4:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Ode read again Nd note i am better than your ex nd nd future girlfriend.
But you like insult sha
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Henri8: 5:13pm On Sep 28, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.
Hahahahahahahahaha...onye ara.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Henri8: 5:16pm On Sep 28, 2019
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.
Hope she dey bring you some Euros too and not only to gbensh.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by friendlyadvice: 5:26pm On Sep 28, 2019
GabrielYulaw:


Ugly? You must have eye problem cos she is ravishingly beautiful. Is any girl in your lineage as pretty as her? Im willing to swear on my left balls that the answer is no.
grin geh wey be like sickler, if e sure for your papa go fvck am na

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by GabrielYulaw(m): 5:33pm On Sep 28, 2019
friendlyadvice:

grin geh wey be like sickler, if e sure for your papa go fvck am na

All slim girls are sicklers? You are indeed wise o great one. And how exactly does who she bleeps concern you? A word of advice- go and ask God for a replacement of that bowl of curdled pap you call brain.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Modernist: 5:35pm On Sep 28, 2019
SenecaTheYonger:


Let Seun post a topic like this about imam's and see if his body won't leave his head.
Lucius anius Seneca, Youves spoken Well.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Sep 28, 2019
SoNature:


Nawa o

Even girl wey never grow brezz

OP, what do we need this thread for?

I hope you will open a rejoinder for Imam too

*Walks away*
grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by moscobabs(m): 5:41pm On Sep 28, 2019
amiibaby:
Am a strong Christian
But you "believe there's no God except Allah and Prophet Muhammad is his Prophet"

As seen on your profile

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by nurusystem(m): 5:55pm On Sep 28, 2019
SimSify:
Sometimes I wonder how the NL Christians breathe.. You see a Christian post here.. You castigate the messages and very often insult the pastor.. Making the Muslims which are not banned from assessing the Christianity topic to insult the pastors and your faith..

And then when it's your turn to react on a Muslim post you are barred from doing so until you profess that you are one of them openly..
This topic is good, I am a Muslim
Now you ask yourself who is at a loss..

They are united but you all are divided.. Possibly they bring the division and you help them fuel it..

That's why you all have to use your head.. Have you ever see them insult a sheik or Imam. Even when they commit same atrocities.. Have any of you..

Think people.. Open your eyes people
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Daviddson(m): 5:58pm On Sep 28, 2019
healthserve:

Makes perfect sense general
I'm deactivating for the toxicity most importantly not the mods
Too strong to be a victim
Alright.
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by felai: 6:23pm On Sep 28, 2019
fattprince:

Can it play FIFA 19 without it lagging or crashing?

I haven't tried it
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by sirjentul05(m): 6:31pm On Sep 28, 2019
cheesy
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

grin grin grin grin grin grin dee nigga
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by apholaryn: 7:00pm On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

I know when people stare with admiration,lust nd disgust
I have met many people that stare with admiration bt when someone stare with lust i know
Moreover why later he came to me that he saw a vision?isnt that suspicious?
choi ..u wey no get brezz.. lol is he gay? I wonder wetin he dey admire.. choi
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by amiibaby(f): 7:05pm On Sep 28, 2019
That oat means nothing cos I wanted to comment on Islamic topic so I have to byepass it by false declarations
moscobabs:

But you "believe there's no God except Allah and Prophet Muhammad is his Prophet"

As seen on your profile
ain’t I speaking English mr

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2019
apholaryn:
choi ..u wey no get brezz.. lol is he gay? I wonder wetin he dey admire.. choi
At least my beauty is brighter than your future grin

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 7:36pm On Sep 28, 2019
damtan:

But you like insult sha
Lol,if you insult me don't expect me to keep shut!
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 7:37pm On Sep 28, 2019
hope4nigeria:
my look still far better than your gorilla face.
Mgbeke feeling funky grin
Continue deceiving yourself
We both know the truth
Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Luckygurl(f): 7:46pm On Sep 28, 2019
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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by friendlyadvice: 8:13pm On Sep 28, 2019
GabrielYulaw:


All slim girls are sicklers? You are indeed wise o great one. And how exactly does who she bleeps concern you? A word of advice- go and ask God for a replacement of that bowl of curdled pap you call brain.
grin pele o wise man, go fvck am na shebi na fine geh stop beating about the bush

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by apholaryn: 8:37pm On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

At least my beauty is brighter than your future grin
lol...your joke Is very dry duckling..Choi see your tangerine size brezz with your head size like Himalayas mountain ,if beauty actually means u.. men go remain celibate.
trust me darl!

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 8:42pm On Sep 28, 2019
apholaryn:
lol...your joke Is very dry duckling..Choi see your tangerine size brezz with your head size like Himalayas mountain ,if beauty actually means u.. men go remain celibate.
trust me darl!
Ode upload you agama lizard girlfriend nd let's compare

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Kingsteve(m): 8:48pm On Sep 28, 2019
apholaryn:
lol...your joke Is very dry duckling..Choi see your tangerine size brezz with your head size like Himalayas mountain ,if beauty actually means u.. men go remain celibate.
trust me darl!
Easy na... grin

But slim girls with nyash and breasts make sense well well.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by apholaryn: 9:04pm On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

Ode upload you agama lizard girlfriend nd let's compare
have u heard this line
"see Paris and die" ? ....if u see my girl and u no drop down dead due to envy make I no why..

and what's on your face sef, is that really make up?
thought make up is meant to enhance beauty, why is it different in your own case? �.. you fucking look like those NatGeo world researchs .. something like "make up on chimpanzee's face project" ...
classless thing

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by apholaryn: 9:08pm On Sep 28, 2019
Kingsteve:

Easy na... grin

But slim girls with nyash and breasts make sense well well.
lol bro I can relate... but this one brezz be like those 15# champion egg (Table tennis ball) we dey use play tennis that year.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 28, 2019
apholaryn:
have u heard this line
"see Paris and die" ? ....if u see my girl and u no drop down dead due to envy make I no why..

and what's on your face sef, is that really make up?
thought make up is meant to enhance beauty, why is it different in your own case? �.. you fucking look like those NatGeo world researchs .. "make up on chimpanzee's face project" to be precise...
you classless thing
Keep on wailing
If truly your gf is better then why are you so pained?
You even checked my profile picture grin
If you can't post your girlfriend picture nd compare dnt quote me again in your miserable life.

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 28, 2019
apholaryn:
lol bro I can relate... but this one brezz be like those 15# champion egg (Table tennis ball) we dey use play tennis that year.
Ode,lets see your gf picture grin

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by apholaryn: 9:20pm On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

Keep on wailing
If truly your gf is better then why are you so pained?
You even checked my profile picture grin
If you can't post your girlfriend picture nd compare dnt quote me again in your miserable life.
Choi... pained? clearly you don't know what it means to be pained..lol, and comparing my gf with you is highly disrespectful to her and every other beautiful ladies out there..please don't ever ask again..focus more on fixing yourself, your tangelo brezz needs the attention more

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Re: Has A Pastor Made Sexual Advances At You Before? by apholaryn: 9:22pm On Sep 28, 2019
Pettyprincess:

Ode,lets see your gf picture grin
don't get yourself killed out of jealousy and envy duckling

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