Omojudy:
This my life, has been filled with so many beautiful stories. Because today is Sunday, I will tell you a short gist about the Pastor who wanted to finger me. Some other Sunday, when I am not so tired I will tell you about how I was used to shine by one false prophet!

So I was married to Uncle Ex then and we had experienced a few miscarriages. Three to be precise. We attended a church which was local but Holy Ghost filled. You know those kind of churches that in the course of a service, a random member will stand up, walk straight to another member and say “Yes, Amen! God said I should tell you ………….” Well that was the church we attended. Before the fingering proposal came there were a few other things that caught my attention or made me smile about the operation of that church.

It is a big old school church, with branches around my country and maybe abroad. You know the kind of church that does yearly harvest and the women sew wrappers and blouse(I hate tying wrappers especially those two wrappers combo!) to commemorate the day, coming with foodstuff, goats and cash filing up in lines dancing to the altar i remember having a miscarriage during one harvest service? The one that church cleaning and toilet washing is scheduled amongst the women via groups and non washers are reprimanded in front of the church while faithful washers are blessed?

There was one prophecy come true concerning me in that church, so I won’t say they were a fake church. Let me gist you about two others first. So in one service I attended, this young man, a choir master stands up, filled with the Holy Ghost and begins prophesying. He walks up to certain people while high in the Holy Ghost declaring Words of Knowledge. The whole church was on fire. In such an atmosphere, most people would be in a sober prayerful mood praying God to send His minister their way.


Well this minister didn’t come my way this day, but he rounded up His prophetic time then the Pastor in Charge takes over the scene by walking up to him to lay hands on him and pray for him(it’s usually referred to as quieting the spirit). When we thought the drama was over, an older lady stands up filled with the Holy Spirit declaring “Yes Amen, yes Amen, “God says to him,(the choirmaster) that because he is being used mightily by God, he has become proud, so the Pastor should give him 12 strokes of the cane in front of the whole church!”

On hearing the prophecy, the now spiritually quiet prophet took to his heels and ran out of the church! Everyone bursted into uproarious laughter!

Yes he was caught and flogged on the palm rather lightly but he wailed like a baby nonetheless!

Next Sunday, I will continue with my adventures from this Church. Today, I want to leave with you the reminder that God can and wants to speak to each of us directly so you don’t do like I used to, looking for pastors and prophets to see for me when I had eyes of my own!

Omojudy:


You know those kind of churches that in the course of a service, a random member will stand up, walk straight to another member and say “Yes, Amen! God said I should tell you ………….” !

Omojudy:
I want to finish this topic but can’t as I see my comment removed each time. I apologize for any breach in the law. Forgive me make I fit finish this topic and gist about it. Thank You.
Happy Independence Day Nigeria.

Jentle244:
Indeed God can speak to us all. u don't need a prophet to tell u the mind of God xcept u are a sinner (sin hindering him from speaking to u).

Any prophet giving you any prophecies should be a confirmation of what God has revealed to you

chiommy123:
Funny

Omojudy:
“in a short while you will suffer a loss, he won’t stand by you but it will be better for him if he did”.

viqSmallz:


What happened to Uncle Ex

Omojudy:

His name translated from hubby to Uncle Ex

OlawaleBammie:


Madam day don break na, abi today no b sunday for ur side again??

Abeg come finish wat u started oo,

The concluding part pls, and pls no any other postponement oo, a no wan hear next sunday oo becus everything in Nigeria is nollywoodised.

Omojudy:
Ok pre Sunday;
First readers rights! Hahaha
Here u go:

The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me Part 2!
Yes oh! Happy Sunday. Once again its your Judith reporting life from the XYZ Church of the Lord.
 Last week we ended the service with the prophet who fled at the mention of cane. This Sunday we delve right into the crux of the matter then round up with how I left that assembly.


 One faithful weekend Uncle Ex and I learnt that the District Overseer of our church was visiting. He said to me, let’s go see that Man of God to pray for us concerning our desire to have children (I had 4 miscarriages within our marriage and 4 more after we separated). 

 We went to the Parsonage and asked to see the visiting head of district. We were ushered into an office with a broad conference table and few chairs. We had a chat with the Pastor. We spoke about our child bearing challenge. He gave us words of encouragement, shared experiences with us and supported us with Bible scriptures.
 Surprisingly, he brought out a bottle of Olive Oil, told me to take off my panties and lie on the conference table. I was putting on a dress and not a trouser so I may or may not have taken off my pants, the details are vague right now but I did lie on that table. Subsequently he told me to spread my legs apart as he dips his hand into the bowl of olive oil to administer it on my vagina. 


 I wasn't comfortable with this procedure so I refuse and he says….. “if you are not okay with me doing it, I will give the oil to your husband he will administer it and say the prayer on you when you get home”. Well that was the option we took and till Uncle Ex and I separated, he kept on telling me how arrogant and proud I was while comparing the scenario to that of a doctor doing a routine check on me, saying that if I could allow doctors do more depraving things to me why couldn't I be humble for a Man of God to pray for me as he was led by the Spirit?


 Each story about XYZ Church of God I have shared happened in different branches of the church. About a year after the Fingering episode, we had relocated to a different town and began a new branch of same said church. 
 It was Sunday again, we dressed smartly to church. I should also mention that there is a gender division in sit arrangements at XYZ Church nationwide, so Uncle Ex and I sat separately that day. As the service progressed, a woman stood up, pulled up Uncle Ex(I do remember his expression now) and gives him a lot of revelations(prophecy as we know it) which I don’t recall now. She then asks him to call up his wife, I was called up and she said to me, “in a short while you will suffer a loss, he won’t stand by you but it will be better for him if he did”. 
A few months later, Uncle Ex absconds then as I was trying to get to understand that loss, my mum passed on into glory. If that wasn’t a prophecy confirmed, I wonder what is!
As we fellowship today, Sunday, new month etc, remember salvation comes first and all other things will follow. 


Omojudy:
Though I have told about this Fingering pastor, I encountered other funny pastors because of Uncle Ex leaving me as I be dey find miracle for him to return. I go tell part 3 next Sunday with one of them if you allow me.

mamatwiny:
Baby girl, e no easy at all.
We don hear plenty pastor stories, but IBO ppl used to say, "ejighi anya OMA a ba uka Sabbath," meaning na problem dey carry person enter sabath. Pastor made my friend book for hotel room for special night prayers. She went from state a to state b to see the miracle pastor ooo. U can imagine after travelling, doing 7 days fasting and prayer as Instructed, booking hotel room to close the fasting with midnight prayer and the pastor wants to insert this manhood to close the prayer. B4 this, another one told her God said she should sow everything in her account and she cleared over a million and gave the pastor. Much later, the pastor told her God wants her only car, her eyes cleared for that one.

But when God wants to answer someone, he does it in his time when you least expect and the sorry of yester years are wiped over night.

As I speak to you, that my friend has 3 kids and cruises the best of cars around. She has forgotten all the affliction of yester years, plus the one that put something like egg in her genitals and told her it will stay there for 3 days.

Breaststroke:


I am shocked @ the egg like thing in vagina.

Besides false prophets being every where, we are mostly to blame for such negative encounters/experiences, because we refuse to study God's word for ourselves, by ourselves.

Miracles in ages past like the parting of the red sea, blind eyes being opened by the Lord Jesus etcetera were done to help us believe, miracles are not the reason why God calls us or gives us the grace of hope & belief.

We need to take God's word and work it in our lives. His words are truths with life changing and transforming power. Let me narrate a real life story of a young lady in Nigeria, to demonstrate the power in God's word.

Cynthia (not real name) worked as a prostitute to feed/clothe herself. Her life had taken a downward spiral with nothing working out for her. She had a child out of wedlock with a man whose family had taken the child but didn't want anything to do with her

Cynthia dropped out of school due to her, was at odds with her the father of her child and her own family. She had basically hit rock bottom with no help from any quarters so she slid into prostitution for survival.

Cynthia met Dan at some point in her life, upon hearing her story Dan told her he would give her 5k each week as upkeep money, if she agrees to stop going out to work at night and does something else for him - reads her Bible out loud to herself and to her hearing.

Dan asked her to read 3 chapters of certain books of the Bible each day (I think it was some new testament books) Cynthia agreed to the challenge, stopped going out to work and began reading the Bible as instructed.

Cynthia lived in accommodations with other women like her and they started to feel uncomfortable with the new Cynthia they saw. Most times when they saw her reading her Bible out loud to her hearing, they would increase the volume on the radio or tv to distract her but she kept at it doing more than 3 chapters per day as instructed.

3 weeks, from the day she took up Dan's challenge her life change dramatically. She called Dan from Abuja to say she had found a job as a front desk personnel..........will brb to finish this from my laptop. Phone typing is stressing me

Breaststroke:
Omojudy, correct me if I'm wrong but from your posts I understand that your frequent pastoral visits, was a quest for a child and for your marriage to be restored.

I'm I right?