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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 6:39pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02 my guy just a word of advise. Even if your sponsor is the great president of our great nation. Please never brag about it. Life can be very funny. Speaking from experience
LexyJay02:


Jealous of you bro
Biko kind stop all these nah. Bro, no be u go compile the list. Alright, I assure you now, I'm making the list 100%. Mark this post of mine.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2019
jameh48:
Baba, I hear you...Make we no quarrel again.
i no follow you fight, its not just right to post such images simple and clear.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 6:43pm On Oct 08, 2019
lekdap:


Checking from Google, 11 and 14 seems wrong too.
11. Anthony Enahoro
14. Morocco.

@OCKEHINDE,nice work sire. Keep the good work up.
N0 14 is correct, The Sahara Desert is located in the northern portion of Africa and covers over 3,500,000 square miles (9,000,000 sq km) or roughly 10% of the continent. It is bounded in the east by the Red Sea and it stretches west to the Atlantic Ocean.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2019
Prudent5217:
LexyJay02 my guy just a word of advise. Even if your sponsor is the great president of our great nation. Please never brag about it. Life can be very funny. Speaking from experience



Hehehehe

Let him finish bros.

He should drop his name and state......lolz
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Uwaomaokey(m): 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2019
@Ugo4u if a candidate has scars, confra scars at his back & front, also incision that has to do with Jazz, will such a candidate be disqualified?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2019
Uwaomaokey:
@Ugo4u if a candidate has scars, confra scars at his back & front, also incision that has to do with Jazz, will such a candidate be disqualified?


Hmmmmn

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Uwaomaokey(m): 7:03pm On Oct 08, 2019
KODACK:



Hmmmmn

cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 7:05pm On Oct 08, 2019
Prudent5217:
LexyJay02 my guy just a word of advise. Even if your sponsor is the great president of our great nation. Please never brag about it. Life can be very funny. Speaking from experience
I'm bragging about King of Kings. The one who sees and can do all. That's the level of my faith and positive confirmation. If you like term it bragging.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 7:06pm On Oct 08, 2019
KODACK:




Hehehehe

Let him finish bros.

He should drop his name and state......lolz

Don't be in a haste bro. You will see it soon.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:14pm On Oct 08, 2019
Uwaomaokey:


cheesy

Lolz .....hahahahahahaha
I love this picture.....I will look for a nice caption on it


But your question is very heavy fa
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:17pm On Oct 08, 2019
Any mathematicians in the house? Anyway anybody can attempt the questions

*INSIDE LIFE CORPS*
*DSSC/SSC 2019 SCREENING EXAMS*


*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*

2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_*

*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow.  eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members.  *(5 Mks)*

*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant.  
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the place of worship  for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

   _*BEST OF LUCK!*_

Your Time Starts Now!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:19pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:


Don't be in a haste bro. You will see it soon.


Drop your name and state now, not that when list show.....you will go and claim someone else name and state.........

You think you are wise shey?.......oya drop the name and state. Don't be afraid.

Wait oh, instead drop your DSSC or SSC number............ Hehehehehehe


Wa wa kowe

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:21pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:

I'm bragging about King of Kings. The one who sees and can do all. That's the level of my faith and positive confirmation. If you like term it bragging.


Oya drop your name and state oh.....or your DSSC or SSC number.

Simple, how hard is that.
Mr. I don't fake identity
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:23pm On Oct 08, 2019
Any legal practional candidates in the house? This question is for you. Anybody can also contribute your opinions.

*HERE IS MY QUESTION.

*A woman had a violent quarrel with her husband who then disappeared untraced for a long time. The "witnesses" to the quarrel alleged that she killed him, even though his body was never found (it was felt that she was too clever in hiding the body)*
*She was, eventually, arraigned, tried and sentenced.*
*She served a strict jail term for the murder. And, after she came out, she found out that her husband was living with another woman.*

*She traced him to the other woman's house and shot and killed him; he died for real this time around! So, she was re-arrested and re-arraigned for the murder of the same person.*

*IF YOU WERE THE NEW JUDGE, will you look at the case as a fresh murder or will you look at it as a crime for which she had already served an appropriate jail term??*
*(GIVE REASONS!)*

Let's have your view please.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2019
We go see for Kaduna very soon, I get plenty moral songs for you people.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2019
KODACK:



Drop your name and state now, not that when list show.....you will go and claim someone else name and state.........

You think you are wise shey?.......oya drop the name and state. Don't be afraid.

Wait oh, instead drop your DSSC or SSC number............ Hehehehehehe


Wa wa kowe
So it's that easy but u have refused to do so when asked. Your stupidity get levels aswear. #peace

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:27pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:
Any legal practional candidates in the house? This question is for you. Anybody can also contribute your opinions.

*HERE IS MY QUESTION.

*A woman had a violent quarrel with her husband who then disappeared untraced for a long time. The "witnesses" to the quarrel alleged that she killed him, even though his body was never found (it was felt that she was too clever in hiding the body)*
*She was, eventually, arraigned, tried and sentenced.*
*She served a strict jail term for the murder. And, after she came out, she found out that her husband was living with another woman.*

*She traced him to the other woman's house and shot and killed him; he died for real this time around! So, she was re-arrested and re-arraigned for the murder of the same person.*

*IF YOU WERE THE NEW JUDGE, will you look at the case as a fresh murder or will you look at it as a crime for which she had already served an appropriate jail term??*
*(GIVE REASONS!)*

Let's have your view please.




I will look at it as a crime for which she had already served an appropriate jail term
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2019
heryoub22:

So it's that easy but u have refused to do so when asked. Your stupidity get levels aswear. #peace


And where did this rat come out from?

When asked for my state I refused to give answer to that, neither did I brag about the list.

But here is someone who is currently bragging about the list, and am making sure he proves his worth......

Come oh, why am I trying to prove my point to you....... Which part of your brain are you using to think self, anus or bladder.


Abeg, go back to the hole whence you came from.........

See this one, you want to show your self ehn,....just jumping into matter as if, in shot let me don't talk before you have sleepless night because of me.

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:
Las Las..... Someone claimed here he's so passionate, he's even a medical Doctor..... Lol. Las Las our self acclaimed doctor has been on nairaland unemployment threads for years and applying for every mumble jumble coming out. Las Las Nah unemployment dey motivate am. Why must you claim to be who you are not Funniest part, nah the guy terrorise guys pass for this thread.
grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:37pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:


Lol. The guy dey deceive himself con turn himself to terror here. Even our Man, UGO believed the so called Doctor. I have his confirmed name and everything. If he wants us to shake the table further I will drop evidences. Meanwhile, our doctor dey every job thread, he don apply tire. Nah hin dey see soldier for shoprite grin grin. Unemployment is a bastard ooooo grin grin
I wonder real doctors.. Don't have dat every seconds luzrey of coming online always.. wink
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:


Lol... Our doctor is busy clearing his other posts on other unemployment threads....lolllllllz. I have screenshots already. Infact, our doctor dey collect 1k to help people review their CV as a way of holding body, till at least one job go click grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:43pm On Oct 08, 2019
grin
iamawara:
grin grin grin Dr na class rep for thread, be careful before he slap u oh.

Man wey nor know anything go come here dey make unnecessary statements and noice in the name is sarcasm'

Empty barrel
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:46pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:


Our Man even told Ugo he's a consultant, he's waiting to hang Major straight grin

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:50pm On Oct 08, 2019
Psychology test:
You may be asked questions like these: is any of your children brilliant like you? Please remember you filled single in your forms.

Have you ever smoked cigarettes before? You said no bah.
... Later you may be asked: does cigarettes has a coffee taste?.

IQ test:

If twenty seven birds in a palm tree, and a hunter shoots one, three of birds died instantly
13 were seriously injured, how many birds are left in the palm tree?

There are 6 six sheep beside a busy highway two managed to cross to the highway, How many sheep did not make the crossing?

I will update more shortly.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:59pm On Oct 08, 2019
LexyJay02:


Our Doc. don look for Job tire, wan try Army as a consolation if e fit work. U go think say nah hin like army pass, he will say he's passionate, he's ready to leave his medical comfort and ready to give his life for what he believes in. He even said he tried to stop his brother from applying because he want to send him abroad to go study and enjoy life..... grin grin grin grin. Las Las, I still found our Doc for one scholarship thread on NL too, our Doc is looking for scholarship to Japa at least if work no come all these years.
I can relate our doctor Don apply medicine for jamb tire last last dem con givan biological science read him graduate.. Him con dey imagine say all him mate for Don be consultant now.. So me self na consultant grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 8:17pm On Oct 08, 2019
Let me try answering the IQ question

1. No Bird is left on the palm tree
2. No sheep made the crossing
OCKEHINDE:
Psychology test:
You may be asked questions like these: is any of your children brilliant like you? Please remember you filled single in your forms.

Have you ever smoked cigarettes before? You said no bah.
... Later you may be asked: does cigarettes has a coffee taste?.

IQ test:

There are 27 birds on a palm tree, a hunter shot one them, three of birds died instantly
13 were seriously injured. Here the question,
How bird left on the palm tree?

There are 6 six sheep beside a busy highway road 2 managed to cross to the other side. How many sheep did not made the crossing.?

I will update more shortly.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2019
Prudent5217:
Let me try answering the IQ question

1. No Bird is left on the palm tree
2. No sheep made the crossing


you got N0. 1 right.
You got number N0. 2 wrong.
Sheep usually move in numbers, so if one of the sheep in group crossed the rest must also cross, no matter the conditions. You can as well verify from people especially elders. Thank you for trying.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by BabaIbo: 8:52pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:


you got N0. 1 right.
You got number N0. 2 wrong.
Sheep usually move in numbers, so if one of the sheep in group crossed the rest must also cross, no matter the conditions. You can as well verify from people especially elders. Thank you for trying.


You are right, even from the question you can decode the answer... "2 managed to cross, how many did not make the crossing... all of them made the crossing maybe only 2 managed to survive it while the remaining 4 didn't make it
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 8:53pm On Oct 08, 2019
Uwaomaokey:
@Ugo4u if a candidate has scars, confra scars at his back & front, also incision that has to do with Jazz, will such a candidate be disqualified?
Yes
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 9:01pm On Oct 08, 2019
KODACK:



And where did this rat come out from?

When asked for my state I refused to give answer to that, neither did I brag about the list.

But here is someone who is currently bragging about the list, and am making sure he proves his worth......

Come oh, why am I trying to prove my point to you....... Which part of your brain are you using to think self, anus or bladder.


Abeg, go back to the hole whence you came from.........

See this one, you want to show your self ehn,....just jumping into matter as if, in shot let me don't talk before you have sleepless night because of me.
well I use the same part as Tue one you use for lying. Where I crawl for Na from my phone. And for sleepless night not from a nincompoop like you. Have a great day. Dr
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 9:01pm On Oct 08, 2019
BabaIbo:


You are right, even from the question you can decode the answer... "2 managed to cross, how many did not make the crossing... all of them made the crossing maybe only 2 managed to survive it while the remaining 4 didn't make it
you are a genius bro by pointing out the word *managed* Thank you sir.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:06pm On Oct 08, 2019
heryoub22:
well I use the same part as Tue one you use for lying. Where I crawl for Na from my phone. And for sleepless night not from a nincompoop like you. Have a great day. Dr


One quick question, did you understand what you just posted?

Cos I'm still struggling to

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