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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 6:39pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02 my guy just a word of advise. Even if your sponsor is the great president of our great nation. Please never brag about it. Life can be very funny. Speaking from experience LexyJay02: 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
jameh48:i no follow you fight, its not just right to post such images simple and clear. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 6:43pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
lekdap:N0 14 is correct, The Sahara Desert is located in the northern portion of Africa and covers over 3,500,000 square miles (9,000,000 sq km) or roughly 10% of the continent. It is bounded in the east by the Red Sea and it stretches west to the Atlantic Ocean. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Prudent5217: Hehehehe Let him finish bros. He should drop his name and state......lolz |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Uwaomaokey(m): 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
@Ugo4u if a candidate has scars, confra scars at his back & front, also incision that has to do with Jazz, will such a candidate be disqualified? |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Uwaomaokey: Hmmmmn 1 Like
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Uwaomaokey(m): 7:03pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 7:05pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Prudent5217:I'm bragging about King of Kings. The one who sees and can do all. That's the level of my faith and positive confirmation. If you like term it bragging. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LexyJay02: 7:06pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK: Don't be in a haste bro. You will see it soon. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:14pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Uwaomaokey: Lolz .....hahahahahahaha I love this picture.....I will look for a nice caption on it But your question is very heavy fa |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:17pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Any mathematicians in the house? Anyway anybody can attempt the questions *INSIDE LIFE CORPS* *DSSC/SSC 2019 SCREENING EXAMS* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* 1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_* 2 *_ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ATTEMPTED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER_* *1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s *(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)* *4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N50,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!*_ Your Time Starts Now! 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:19pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02: Drop your name and state now, not that when list show.....you will go and claim someone else name and state......... You think you are wise shey?.......oya drop the name and state. Don't be afraid. Wait oh, instead drop your DSSC or SSC number............ Hehehehehehe Wa wa kowe 1 Like
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:21pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02: Oya drop your name and state oh.....or your DSSC or SSC number. Simple, how hard is that. Mr. I don't fake identity |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:23pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Any legal practional candidates in the house? This question is for you. Anybody can also contribute your opinions. *HERE IS MY QUESTION. *A woman had a violent quarrel with her husband who then disappeared untraced for a long time. The "witnesses" to the quarrel alleged that she killed him, even though his body was never found (it was felt that she was too clever in hiding the body)* *She was, eventually, arraigned, tried and sentenced.* *She served a strict jail term for the murder. And, after she came out, she found out that her husband was living with another woman.* *She traced him to the other woman's house and shot and killed him; he died for real this time around! So, she was re-arrested and re-arraigned for the murder of the same person.* *IF YOU WERE THE NEW JUDGE, will you look at the case as a fresh murder or will you look at it as a crime for which she had already served an appropriate jail term??* *(GIVE REASONS!)* Let's have your view please. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
We go see for Kaduna very soon, I get plenty moral songs for you people. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK:So it's that easy but u have refused to do so when asked. Your stupidity get levels aswear. #peace 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:27pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
OCKEHINDE: I will look at it as a crime for which she had already served an appropriate jail term |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
heryoub22: And where did this rat come out from? When asked for my state I refused to give answer to that, neither did I brag about the list. But here is someone who is currently bragging about the list, and am making sure he proves his worth...... Come oh, why am I trying to prove my point to you....... Which part of your brain are you using to think self, anus or bladder. Abeg, go back to the hole whence you came from......... See this one, you want to show your self ehn,....just jumping into matter as if, in shot let me don't talk before you have sleepless night because of me.
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02: ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:37pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02:I wonder real doctors.. Don't have dat every seconds luzrey of coming online always.. ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02: 1 Like
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:43pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:46pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 7:50pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Psychology test: You may be asked questions like these: is any of your children brilliant like you? Please remember you filled single in your forms. Have you ever smoked cigarettes before? You said no bah. ... Later you may be asked: does cigarettes has a coffee taste?. IQ test: If twenty seven birds in a palm tree, and a hunter shoots one, three of birds died instantly 13 were seriously injured, how many birds are left in the palm tree? There are 6 six sheep beside a busy highway two managed to cross to the highway, How many sheep did not make the crossing? I will update more shortly. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 7:59pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
LexyJay02:I can relate our doctor Don apply medicine for jamb tire last last dem con givan biological science read him graduate.. Him con dey imagine say all him mate for Don be consultant now.. So me self na consultant ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 8:17pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Let me try answering the IQ question 1. No Bird is left on the palm tree 2. No sheep made the crossing OCKEHINDE: |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 8:32pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Prudent5217: you got N0. 1 right. You got number N0. 2 wrong. Sheep usually move in numbers, so if one of the sheep in group crossed the rest must also cross, no matter the conditions. You can as well verify from people especially elders. Thank you for trying. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by BabaIbo: 8:52pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
OCKEHINDE: You are right, even from the question you can decode the answer... "2 managed to cross, how many did not make the crossing... all of them made the crossing maybe only 2 managed to survive it while the remaining 4 didn't make it |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 8:53pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Uwaomaokey:Yes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 9:01pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK:well I use the same part as Tue one you use for lying. Where I crawl for Na from my phone. And for sleepless night not from a nincompoop like you. Have a great day. Dr |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 9:01pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
BabaIbo:you are a genius bro by pointing out the word *managed* Thank you sir. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:06pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
heryoub22: One quick question, did you understand what you just posted? Cos I'm still struggling to |
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