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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 9:18pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Great waiting for more IQ Questions OCKEHINDE: |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:20pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
I didn't want to comment about this issue that burst...@lexy, brag about the king of kings, he won't fail you jare... Kodack, there's nothing you can say to save face now...you lied and you were caught, you've answered questions rightly and you've been savage here as well...you dragging this issue and commenting under every post to abuse them is just immature bruv...we've all lied at some point but we must accept the results of out decisions like men ...you can come for me oooo, but a man should know when to bow out and apologize... We are gonna be officers oooo... All this gra gra no dey...the more gra gra you have, the faster it us to get shot out...once your men hate you because of behaviours like this, out you go....save fave, apologize for your actions and regain your respect... Mind you, I no abuse you ooo..before you carry meme come for me now.. 13 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by BabaIbo: 9:28pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
OCKEHINDE: Thanks bro, I pray I make it... May God's Grace speak for us... Thanks once again for the essential informations and knowledge you have been sharing, these are what we need now 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 9:40pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Prospectives don dey shift questions to Ugo now.....no more Kodack.... Ugo.....I dey envy u oo 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:49pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
sikowitz17: Lolz...... It's not about abuse or anything. It's social media, what else would you expect. Nah, there are people who can say shit and I would overlook ...you, ugo4u, jameh48 and a few others....... I don't brag...... This doctor thing was given to me by someone on this thread and I kept it.....I never personally claimed it ...... The same way I called ugo4u civilian general and everyone started calling him civilian General or general.....did he reject it, no he kept on answering questions and making remarks......... So why the Bleep will lexyjay02 and raphtunde pick on me, its either they are jealous or they have low esteem or they wanna be like me...... So note brother..... I never lied, I just played along.... I did nothing wrong, so I got nothing to apologise about...... No need for me to save my face in anyway, cos it's only someone who is wrong who needs to.....and I was never caught in any shit, cos if I was I would have left this thread, deactivated my account (as others did) and return with a new moniker....but I didn't.....here I am, not trying to defend myself cos I wasn't wrong......but to show that am me and won't change. So for them to keep coming at me and me not responding gives them the edge they have been secretly craving for and nah, I ain't gonna let that happen on my watch..... It's not GRA gra brother neither is it pride.....but it's just me trying to stick their heads up their a,s,s. To people who think I feed on the weak and fearful ones nope... I dont. This thread is filled with lots of information, it takes nothing to read through....all intended questions have been answered here.....Google is your friend....and if Google doesn't help ask questions here like how ugo4u helped me with moringa........ I only feed on lazy people questions,I don't chastise critical questions (if y'all can properly notice) Also, for him to state that claim of him making the list when I never threatened him about anything list got me laffing to the extent that I cried in the process on his behalf......., No hard feeling to him tho, but if he keeps coming I will leave him at this point....cos I'm sure that would make him sleep better at night. You na better person....sorry for the long epistle, just wanted to make things clear..... No fear...... See you at the top boss. Cc: ugo4u Cc: jameh48 Cc:prudent5217 Cc: others that care. Cheers all 2 Likes
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 9:51pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
You may believe you are smart enough not to be tricked. However, trick questions can stump anyone. Common sense and experience will not help you answer these tricky questions. Even though some of the answers are logical or rely on common sense, your first thought is quite often incorrect. Some trick questions are funny, some are a play on words, and some involve looking at things differently. Here are some questions. 1. Question: What is always coming, but never arrives? 2. Question: What can be broken, but is never held? 3. Question: What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink? 4. Question: What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand? 5. Question: What can one catch that is not thrown? 6. Question: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have? 7. Question: If a plane crashes on the border between the Cameron and Nigeria, where do they bury the survivors? 8. Question: If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men? 9. Question: If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have? 10. Question: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first? 11. Question: If Mr ugo4u’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs? 12. Question: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks? 13. Question: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days? 14. Question: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying? 15. Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time? 16. Question: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place? 17. Question: What is it that goes up, but never comes down? 18. If you imagine you are in a sinking boat sorrouded by shark, how would you survive? 19. How many sides does a circle have? Please someone should attempt the questions. I will update the answers shortly. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:52pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
damibjs: Ehen, so we should be frying beans now?? Is that all you want to say ....or you have more to say.?
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by boogie2910: 10:05pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
pls you guys should leave kodac my guy alone. whether doc or no doc let's keep moving hopefully we will all sit together gist about all this, laugh over it, say cheers and drink to our success. let's focus on things that matters for now. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Doctor Oluchanger ![]()
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 10:26pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK:I don't like what I hate.... Though I know we should let it slid but KODACK see this..... Your handwriting o 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 10:29pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
eclipsehemmy:lol, brother, forget about him, he already confessed that he is not a medical doctor, he is just trying to play along.... The guy too funny I swear. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by samobaba4u(m): 10:43pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Prospect048: Prospect, did you read what he quoted? Someone that played along will never post such. Read again. Some of us decided not to comment cos we've past the stage. If you tell a lie, you need another lie to cover it up and it goes like that like that until u repent. 6 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 10:47pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:14pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
eclipsehemmy: Your problem...... Deal with it Don't let it slide, slide with it. That's why I don't roll with dumb people like you. Lolz
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:15pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Prospect048: There was no confession here oh..... I just made things clear to the blind, and it's obvious that they still can't see.
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:17pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
boogie2910: Can you remember this..... Don't let what you see fool you. Greater things beyond what thine eyes seeth. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:26pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
samobaba4u: And when you say some of us, what do you mean..... You, who n who. So which of the us* typed this message you posted......cos it clearly shows that you haven't passed the stage yet, cos if you have....you won't have post this. Thanks for coming by, you have been duly noted.
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 11:33pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK:continue struggling |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 11:43pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
Abeg some of us here don pass 30 and are elders for village so have this allergy for trouble, can't you guys just forget about the whole thing. Who dey outside, I wan close gate abeg. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:56pm On Oct 08, 2019 |
KODACK:Spoken like a true gentleman... See you at the top bruv 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 12:00am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Naso Una go dey fight till rapture go happen(List published) and una no go know. KODAC, eclipsephemmy, sikowitz etal. Ema bi nu Sheath your swords oo 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 12:07am On Oct 09, 2019 |
damibjs:na make person scale this stage, enter training then hang pip be the Koko o!! I no get power for quarrel/fight make we save the rage and anger for the task ahead, the pent up anger will be more useful in the northeast and not on a fellow applicant. 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 12:08am On Oct 09, 2019 |
![]() ![]() KODACK: 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 12:09am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Thank you oga Ugo4u ugo4u: 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Uwaomaokey(m): 12:24am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Kodack respect to you Bro. Can y’all forge ahead please, someone is posting questions, that needs answers. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Uwaomaokey(m): 12:29am On Oct 09, 2019 |
@ockehinde if the board ask if you smoke cigarettes or Dope(weed, SK and etc) using those questions tailored to either make you lie more or come clean, I think there is window in those questions to show either you quit or at least try to prove it was done out of peer pressure. I don’t think I’ll lie in those kind of questions, I’ll keep answering until I see the window of hope. So many bad choices were made during uni days, I just hope the army ain’t recruiting moralists or saints. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 12:54am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Uwaomaokey:word of advice, no go form repentant substance abusers/gangster, that's an express eviction. They don't joke with those especially (ex) cultist that's why people from Nigerdelta and the northeast are usually given more attention so that they won't enlist someone that will drag the name of the institution in the mud, they don't care whether you're bornagain or not. If they ask you any question to that effect just deny kawaii, even if they tease you to say otherwise else you will increase the chances of your fellow village guys. 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by JezCalMeJay(m): 1:00am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Lynette2cute: God bless you ma'am... |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Jhennie(f): 5:07am On Oct 09, 2019 |
OCKEHINDE: 1. Tomorrow 2. Promise 3. Fire 4. 5. Cold 6. Secret I guess 7. Key word [survivors] you don't bury the people that are alive nah.. 8. 8men x 10 hours/ 4 men = 20 hours 9. 10. The match stick.. that's the first thing 11. 12. Night and day 13. One- February 14. The attorney cos he cannot testify in his own court proceeding (I think) 15. Phone 16. Stairway or staircase 17. Age 18. I will not imagine that at all (imagination kee them) 19. One Corrections would be really appreciated.. we all learn everyday.. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 5:32am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Uwaomaokey:See personally I myself even if am asked if I've tasted alcohol, I'll say a fat NO to that, some people no know say no be only umblical hernia comot me for ssc44, drugs follow where I dey form say I stopped two years prior to the interview which was true and I tried being honest but still it was used against me therefore, I'd advise anyone going there not to ever agree he or she did drugs before make them test am and even if them wan indict me with the test, I fit cry create scene say na lie, na wetin one of my guys wey Dem wan evict cos of drugs do. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 5:39am On Oct 09, 2019 |
Jhennie:To that Ugo's bungalow, I thought stairs are covered with carpets and the carpet is shades of pink. Am not good with all these kind of things. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Valleys(m): 6:09am On Oct 09, 2019 |
OCKEHINDE:This is murder(fresh). In the first instance, she was erroneously sentenced. Which means if the case is to be reviewed (neglecting the new case) she will be exonerated and possibly compensated(in sane societies). As the judge of the case I will sentence her for the murder. I will just try to be lenient on her. Instead of death sentence I will prolly hand her life sentence or something less. For instance Sergio Ramos who is known to be a harsh defender fowls Diego Costa. But referee mistakingly thought it was Costa(who is also known to be rough) that fowled Ramos and sent him(Costa) off. And this happened when there was no VAR. The ref relied on the assistant ref(witness) for such decision. Then Costa attached Ramos violently afterwards. The referee then recommends Costa for a possible ban by the FA for misconduct. Since Costa has been sent off, it then means he has served a punishment he is not supposed to have served. This should not and will not stop the FA from banning him for some matches even though it can be reduced(for violent conduct). NB: Anger should be managed, for if not managed, you will pay the price for it. P.s: I am not a lawyer neither am I planning to be one. 1 Like |
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